Theory: Japan wanted to get rid of all the useless Otaku's that aren't contributing to society in a subtle way. Thus they created the perfect anime to lure all these betas into joining the military.
Hi, Is this the shitposting thread?
>Shinzo Abe single-handedly wrote, directed, voiced and drew every frame of Danna ga Nani, in order to get the otakus to go outside and procreate.
Just replace the necessary words so that this pasta fits your special type of retardation.
Eh, it rides a lot on the proposition that a magical gate opens up and leads to another world. A more effective measure would be to straddle reality interspersed with anime-isms, like living the barracks, but you're accidentally assigned to the female one. Hilarity and sexy situations ensue.
Oh yeah i can see it working IRL
>get assigned to female barracks
>expect a lot of sexy situations
>Sorry anon-sama we made a mistake, you'll be reasigned for tomorrow morning, go and grab your shit and stay in this office for the night
OP might be on to something.
Let's not call him a retard just yet.
>A more effective measure would be to straddle reality interspersed with anime-isms, like living the barracks
This. And make sure to make it not realistic at all, because if you made a realistic military anime it would just be about cleaning shit and standing around doing fucking nothing 80% when you're not deployed.
Hurry up and fuckin' wait.
Who would you marry? be honest
+Great sex and can take care of you until you die
-Sex is might be too good and die from it at old age or bdsm accident
+Innocent sex and can take care of you until you die.
+Fun when using magic
-Not fun when she doesn't
Idk mang I want them all tbqh. Haha