couldn't he just disintegrate the damn stick?
you know, with the ecplodo magic he has? the one thing hes actually stupidly fucking good at naturally?
Legit all onii sama has to do is Dodge. Just Dodge everything if he can do that he wins. Smoke coming your way? Dodge. Getting hungry? Dodge on over to the fridge and get something to dodge into your stomach. About to get old? Just dodge. It's that simple and today I have shared the secret to immortality.