Well it seems even holy and supernaturally powered weapons still have no effect on Alucard as you'd still have to cut through some 1.5 million souls before you could hope to deal any real damage, and that's not even factoring the Schrödinger hax. And in Dio's case I don't know if it's how he could go up against her weapon so much as how she could go against The World. Stands can only be harmed by other stands but they can still interact with any solid object so it kinda seems like he's the one at an advantage, and of course there's also time stop on top of all that.
>against her beauty
Gotcha covered there.
Oh please. Ending the Universe (restarting it?) can pretty much only be attributed to Gay Space Priest. All DIO did was give his DNA and a few words. He lost to a family of parlor tricksters.
>Kiss-shot now has faggy cat powers
If Alucard could absorb Shota Cat, there's nothing saying the same can't happen to him.
Either way, I suspect Kokorowatari would probably have some hax to it where it's like "Yo, I can cut through Alucard to kill Shota Cat"
Kissshot can create matter out of nothing. She breaks the laws of physics.
That sofa you see inside Araragi's shadow is a real sofa.
Kissshot has her own apartment inside Araragi's shadow and she has her own custom made PSP she created out of air.