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>watching anime in my room
>mom walks in with laundry
>asks me if I understand spanish
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>>138037091
Well do you?
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Answer the fucking question OP.
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Yo soy desu-yo
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>>138037091

Sí, hablo española, pero este espectáculo es en japonés
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>>138037091
Muwahahahahahahaha, greatness op. Please ask for tacos for dinner.
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>>138037091
At least she didn't say "Why are you still watching those monas chinas?"
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>>138037091
Your only option left is to an hero.
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>>138037091
>mom walks in with laundry
Try shutting your door when doing things that require privacy, such as watching anime.
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>>138037091

To this day, I still dont know the name of the song that played right before the magical girl episode of this anime
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>>138039076
>he doesn't watch anime in the living room
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>>138037091
>i'm not a spic mom
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I used to watch Higurashi on my laptop in the front row in the lecture hall in my uni, between lecture breaks.
I was just trying to be as edgy as possible. I don't know why, maybe I thought it was cool. I also played touhou in normal to show off.
Now I feel stupid as hell. I'm glad that most people have forgotten about it. It seems like know one care that much after high school.
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>>138037091
i know portuguese mom, that enough?
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>>138039076
Doors can easily be opened if you didn't know. They've invented these things called knobs.
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>>138039312
Don't worry anon, if I see anyone playing 2how in public, I would think they're cool too
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>watching anime in my laundry
>mom walks in speaking spanish
>asks me if I understand the room
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>>138039380
Doors can easily be locked if you didn't know. They've invented these things called locks.
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>>138039380
>His mom doesn't respect your privacy and knock first.
>He can't lock his door.
What kind of adult would have this problem?
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>>138039312
>normal
Pleb.
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>>138039312
I used to play iamp in public back in 2007 to recruit people into playing it.
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>>138039416
>watching laundry in my spanish
>anime walks in speaking room
>asks me if I understand the mom
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>>138039416

>watching anime in spanish
>mom walks in my room
>asks me if I understand laundry
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>>138039462
But it's not cool if you die while playing in front of people.
I can 1cc lunatic now anyway.
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>watching anime in mom
>mom walks in laundry room
>ask me if I understand spanish
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>>138039441
One that lives in with his parents obviously
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>>138039524
Sorry senpai, I still can only 1CC hard___
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I'm more curious as to how wouldn't a mother know if their son could speak spanish
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>>138039567
You will one day.
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>>138039420
Locks can easily be opened if you didn't know. They've invented these things called keys.
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>>138039441
My door doesn't even have a lock, and my dad makes a habit of opening it whenever he comes home because he thinks it's unhealthy to seclude yourself or something.
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>>138039565
What does that have to do with locking your door and telling your parents to respect your privacy?
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>>138039420
Not him, but back when I still live with my mom she gets angry near instantly if she tries to open my room door and finds it locked. For some of us that's not an option
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>>138039578
How could she know? How would such discussion come up in a non-spanish speaking household?
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>>138039595
I wouldn't say that they can be easily opened. It usually takes a crane unlock it.
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>>138039625
>Go to hardware store
>Buy doorknob with lock
>Install in your door.
Wow that was hard.
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>>138039629
>adults living with parents
>having dignity or the ability to make people respect him
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>tfw you were the one chosen to take care of yer parents in their twilight years
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>>138039647
Unless he learned it secretly, ii would be normal to say at least one day "hey mom I'm learning spanish"
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>>138039675
t.american
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>>138039647
Then how do you learn a language without your parents knowing that you are
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>>138039668
Maybe I'm just from an uptight family, but specifically going out and buying a lock to keep people out of my room would probably prompt a long argument.
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>>138039712
Is it more common/normal to live with your parents in Europe, or is this just some random jab?
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>>138039717
>going out and buying a lock to keep people out of my room would probably prompt a long argument.
>You can't even buy a lock for your own door as a full grown adult without your parents arguing with you about it.
Wow. Uptight is an understatement.
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>>138039076
>>138037091

The real thing that needs to be asked here is why aren't you doing your own fucking laundry. I did my own laundry when I started high school. Shit my baby brother who can't do jack shit but complain and beg shit from everyone still manages to do his own laundry. Hasn't learned the pocket checking thing yet and has lost two phones.
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>>138039754
It's normal literally everywhere except amerishit.
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>>138039754
any country that isn't american yeah
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>>138039756
Doesn't sound unusual to me. It's their house, if he wants to be separate he can move out.
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>>138039668
>parents finds out
>lashing of a life time
>you have to change it back anyway
What's this thread got to do with anime anyway, or are we here to blog about our sad life
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>>138037091
>mom walks in with laundry
>mom walks in with laundry
>mom walks in with laundry

>mom walks in with laundry
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>>138039754
In South America the norm is to leave your parents house only when you get married or move to another city.
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>>138039796
>It's their house
For all you know he pays them rent. Even if he's a NEET he could be giving them NEETbucks.
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>>138039714
There are a shit ton of Rosetta stone rip off apps and they are free, especially for spanish. I recommend duo lingo
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>>138039717
Just tell them your masturbate and don't want them walking in on your during the middle of it. Unless you want them to.
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>>138039800
>lashing of a life time
>As an adult
I thought this was an 18+ website?
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>>138039833
i got kicked outta house when i was 16 tho
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>>138039862
They're not-quite-fundamentalist Catholics, that'd be the absolute worst option.
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>>138039907
Then grow a fucking pair. Guarantee you if you fap with the door unlocked and they walk in they won't make that same fucking mistake twice.
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>>138039698
Is that really normal? I've taken several language classes in college but I've never told my mom about it. Then again we make minimal conversation.
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>>138039869
You'll be surprised at how many parents still scold their children even after their children moved out and work. My grandma still scolds my father occasionally
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>>138039884
That´s because you are an unbearable autist.
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>>138039986
nah, pa said it was a "family tradition"
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>>138039971
Yeah but for putting a lock on your door? That's not how two adults interact with each other.
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>>138039834
We both know he doesn't. I live with my mom and she pays all the bills so she makes all the rules. It's only fair. Anything else would be spoiled and selfish
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>>138040012
I think this is some sort of cultural difference, because I don't really think of parent-child interactions as two adults interacting, at least not unless the kid's like thirty with a family of his own or something.
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>>138040044
>and she pays all the bills so she makes all the rules.
Even then there's still a basic level of human decency to be expected between two adults who share a living space with each other. If your mom throws a fit because you want a lock on your door, that's not "it's her house", that's her being a controlling bitch. Does she WANT to catch you masturbating or something?
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>>138039932
>just masturbate in front of your Catholic parents, that'll make them leave you alone!
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>>138037511
>española
I don't know if you did that purposely or you just used Google Translate.
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>>138039932
Yeah, they'll probably cut his internet privileges
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>>138040114
They're the ones walking in on you.

>>138040123
Then just keep doing it out of spite. Can't cut your fapping privileges.
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>>138040166
This sounds like a fucking terrible plan that will just make everyone upset.
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>>138040088
>If your mom throws a fit because you want a lock on your door, that's not "it's her house", that's her being a controlling bitch

No, that's her house. You sound like the spoiled, self-entitled type.
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>>138040206
>Wanting a lock on your own door, for your own room, that you would pay for and install yourself, is self-entitled.
Literally what?
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>>138040191
Getting them upset is kind of the idea.
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>>138040254
>your own door
>your own room
If you aren't paying rent, those are charity items and you have no control over them except what the owners feel like giving you.
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>>138040308
You must have terrible parents if they won't let your have privacy. Hell give them the spare key to your door and I bet they won't complain.
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>>138040291
>make the people financing your life mad
>if that doesn't work, just keep making them mad and eventually they'll probably give you your way
What a faggot.
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>>138039380
Anons mum has a lot of experience with knobs.
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>>138040308
Is your idea of a parent/child relationship analogous to slave ownership or something?
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how old you sorry fucks are
just talk to your mum/dad i'm sure they will understand
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>>138040365
Who the hell would get mad over something as common as masturbation?
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>>138040365
What do they even have to get mad about? That you fapped? And?
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>>138039754
America is incredibly cheap to live on your own in and has fuck all living costs compared to the rest of the world. It isn't about wanting to live with your olds, it's about needing a full time steady job just to not only afford rent but to not be told to fuck off by the real estate agents for trying to even apply.

Burgerturds have no idea how easy they have it living in Clapistan. Their nation essentially funds and supports the growth of ignorant manchildren.
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>>138040423
No, but the idea that "it's my room, I can do what I want" doesn't really work when they're letting you live in that room. It's like if you rented a house and then expected to be able to remodel it without permission.
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>>138040486
>>138040473
Read the conversation, anon already said his parents are religious nuts.
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>>138040586
And I'm sure both his parents have masturbated before.
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>>138040536
Get locks for all the doors in the house and blame it on being spooked from a horror movie or some other bullshit reason and then fap victoriously in secret anywhere you want
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>>138040536
>I can do what I want
>remodel
We're talking about installing a fucking lock on a door, not throwing a party or something like that. I can understand needing to let her know and giving her a copy of the key to the door and all, but beyond that, there is literally no justifiable reason your mom should ever object to something like that unless they are, as I said, a controlling bitch.
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>>138040423
Not that anon, but it's a level of respect. If someone allows you to live in their home free of charge it is only courtesy to obey their rules. Being a cry baby and claiming ownership of shit that doesn't belong to you is pretty immature.
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>>138040677
>it is only courtesy to obey their rules
Within reason, anon. See >>138040675
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>>138040505
how much for a plot of land in america nowadays?
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>>138040729
Is "don't lock your door" really that far beyond reason? It's a personal quirk, maybe, but that's the stuff you need to put up with as a leech.
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>>138040455
>Hey mom, I want to put a lock on my door
>Why is that son?
>So I can fap to loli
>What's loli son?
>...
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>>138040779
>personal quirk
How is that a "quirk"? Can you name one good reason for it, in a parent/child relationship where the child is an adult?
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>>138040848
Isn't that exactly what a quirk is? Some hang-up or habit of theirs without good reason.
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>>138040789
Or, if you aren't a fucking idiot:

>Hey mom, I want to put a lock on my door
>Why is that son?
>Because I'm an adult and I need my privacy (which any normal person will read as "i dont want you to walk in on me masturbating"
>Oh, right, I understand son.
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>tfw parents had an open door policy
>had to learn to masturbate as quickly as possible with door open
>developed a fetish for premature ejactulation

fuck anime
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>>138040883
That doesn't make it a justifiable way to treat an adult. There's only so much ownership you can claim of someone's actions while using fiscal responsibility as an excuse before it starts entering ownership territory. Imagine if your mom told you you couldn't eat food with any utensils, even utensils you bought with your own money, because it's her hour her rules. Would you write that off as a quirk, or someone being a bitch?
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>>138041006
>hour
*house, obviously.
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>>138040950
>tfw I got so good at secretly masturbating that I knew if they were coming and how long until they walked into my room by the sound of their shoes hitting the wooden floor in the hall
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>>138041006
If that were the way she'd raised me in the first place and her parents had raised her, I'd write it off as peculiar etiquette. I might leave, depending on how much of an annoyance it was, but I'd accept that she had the right to impose that as a condition and that she wasn't trying to be a bitch.

>>138041155
>being able to tell where they are on the stairs and when their head will reach the point where you become visible
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>>138041187
>but I'd accept that she had the right to impose that as a condition and that she wasn't trying to be a bitch.
How fucking conditioned to this shit do you have to be that you actually think
>Imagine if your mom told you you couldn't eat food with any utensils, even utensils you bought with your own money, because it's her house her rules.
is an acceptable way to treat someone? Anon I strongly suspect you might have serious fucking problems.
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>>138039416
>>asks me if I understand the room
Nobody understands the room, it's so bad that it's actually quite memorable.
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>>138041006
>adult

You're not a fucking adult. You're a manchild and a leech. Know your fucking place or get a job you bum.
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>>138039754
Not in my country
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>>138041187
>knowing which door was opened by the distinct sound of each door's crinkling
>knowing which person of my family was by the distinct sound of their footsteps
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>>138041357
>insertbaitimagehere.png
You'll get someone.
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>>138041378
>tfw you became the sam fisher of masturbation
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>>138040455
I was once caught masturbating to makinosaka shinichi and my dad pretty much ignored the fact
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>>138037091

> watching anime in my room
> mom walks in with the laundry
> asks me why I'm playing games
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>>138040950
>fetish for premature ejactulation
Didn't know that was a thing.
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>>138040950
>developed a fetish for premature ejactulation

No you didnt you pathetic fuck.
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same thing happened with this
>track is Faust
>girl singing in Japanese
>sister hears and asks if it's Spanish
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>>138039524
Mad respect.
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>>138040505
Well they had to steal the vast land from those poor Indians.
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>>138037091

Did it rock your soul anon?
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>>138042926
more like war for land
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>>138042720
I can tell you it is.

It's complicated to put into words, but the idea of a beautiful girl belittling my unsatisfactory dick as it helplessly splurts my genetically inferior semen all over my zipper as if it were trying to impregnate my own pants really turns me on.

Since nobody draws this it's mostly relegated to /d/ captions, but I'll readhy anything about it.
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>>138042997
I think it's time for a sex change, anon.
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>>138039782
I did laundry once.
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>>138039649
>takes a crane
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>>138039649
I recognise that meme
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>>138040950
>open door policy
Not like you could just go to the bathroom
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>>138043476
this
used to fap while pretending to take a shit
never got caught
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>>138037511
Who the fuck says espanola you retard?
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>>138037091
just watch telenovela instead next time
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>>138037511
>española
The fuck
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>>138039782
>his mom is so shit she doesn't do his laundry
not everyone is trying so hard to prove their self-reliance
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