What is the best filler episode ever and why is it Goku and Piccolo learn how to drive?
There needs to be a whole series about Goku, Piccolo, and Vegeta trying to adjust to average living.
"Vegeta Tries Cooking" - Vegeta, being a prince all his life doesn't know how to cook and goes on a journey to learn cooking which brings him to the grocery store, where he must face his greatest challenge yet.
Nah, it makes good sense, you just have to realize it's deeper than you think.
See, the reason Chichi is such a bitch is because once she married and got a child, she began to desire NORMALCY. As a result, she became deeply ashamed of Goku, who is as abnormal as it gets. This is why she's always on his case about his abnormal behavior, no matter how important or beneficial or efficient it is. She doesn't want him to make money, she wants him to work like a NORMAL PERSON, so she forces the guy who can teleport to learn how to drive, or to take a job plowing fields in a fucking tractor when he could do it faster with his hands when he was 10 years old, and why she pressures gohan into constant sudy and into getting a cushy "respectable" scholar job he doesn't remotely need and while there's so much of greater value and profit he could be doing.
If she wanted money, goku could easily get it by fighting, get millions and billions. But no, obviously the wage of a fucking tractor driver is better.
Piccolo falls in love with Vegeta.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Saiyan Prince's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when Ma Jr. recounts the previous day's confessions to Vegita, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Saiyan he called is not the same Saiyan he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Bejita's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Piccolo's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the DAILY DOSE.
>She doesn't want him to make money, she wants him to work like a NORMAL PERSON
Am I the only one who remembers that she spent five hundred million zeni in a matter of fucking DAYS? Unless you need 100,000 zeni to buy a gumball, Chi Chi is the worst woman to have ever existed. Yes, even worse than 3D.
Bulma could make a robotic dick to Piccolo.