Gochiusa Thread

>gochiusa circlejerk

>>137549897

Go back to whatever shounenshit thread you came from, fag.

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>>>/d/
>>>/e/

>>137549844
i would gladly receive life just to spend 5 minutes with those beautiful creatures

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>>137549844
>You'll never be as lucky as this guy

I want to impregnate Maya.

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My wife Chino is so cute.

>>137553271
That's a cute picture of my wife Chino-chan.

>>137551896
/e/ doesn't allow loli-pics. No dicks or tentacles or weird sexual things with the gochis in this thread, so it cannot go to /d/ either. It's too lewd for /c/, and has no hetero for /h/. It's also too boring for /u/. And /b/ would mercilessly mock gochiusa to death.
That means that this sad thread can only go to /a/.

>>137554243
There's still /trash/.

Though it would also probably be mercilessly mocked there, too.

>>137553271
My wife looks so cute here.

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>>137553271
>>137554099
>>137554479
Chino may be married, but certainly not to any one of you fags.

>>137554243
No loli allowed on /trash/ either, because lolis aren't trash.
Discussions about anime/manga characters, how much you want to fuck them or how's your married life with them are still /a/ material.

>>137555921
Not if they are lesbians.
Just take it to trash, you can post loli pics with imgur links if you want so much.

>>137555978
That's wrong as well, there are no rules saying that a certain subject can't belong to more than one board. Yuri anime can go both on /a/ and on /u/, unless lewd images are involved because /a/ is (still) a SFW board so thore images can only be posted on /u/.

>>137556278
Yes, but no other show with gay girls has threads of people wanting to marry them or fuck them. Gochiusa is the only one that suffers this. Save that stuff for generic harems with male self inserts.

>>137556411
Couldn't you /u/fags atleast try to contain your autism?

>>137556654
There's a reason the gochiusa threads are so shit and this is the main one.

>>137556701
Yurishit? Sure.

S3 soon

>>137553202
Megu pls

>>137549844
I want to cum inside Chino.

>>137559376
No, retards spamming hetero with lesbians. It doesn't happen in other shows.

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>>137556411
>no other show with gay girls has threads of people wanting to marry them or fuck them. Gochiusa is the only one that suffers this.
Kinmosa had people wanting to fuck Karen and rape Alice.

>>137561243
>hetero with lesbians
This is my fetish.

>>137561506
The Alice thing was a joke, everyone knows only Shino can.

And Karen is Karen, it's like Chiya or Maya here, they're okay. Everyone else shouldn't suffer this though.

>>137561571
Everyone ought to be bisexual.

>>137561243
It's fine, for example whenever I lewdpost I self-insert as Cocoa.

>>137561666
You say that, but it's never clear when you post.

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My kanojo gave me a chocolate.

>>137561699
Take your boats to the kancolle thread.

>>137561694
Sorry, I'll try to be clear that all my lewd Gochiusa fantasies do involve yuri next time I make a lewd comment.
If I accidentally mention dicks, that's me self-inserting as Cocoa during her dreams, where she can randomly become a futanari for no reason. No males or reality involved.

>>137561699
For some reason the url says Chino, although that's clearly Hibiki

I want to impregnate Chino.

>>137562233
I just did it. You'll have to wait at least 9 months.

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Which usagi do you think has the strongest lust and masturbates the most?

>>137562460
Cocoa, no question.

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>You now become a parasite alien which parasites in human womb

Which usagi womb do you want to parasite and live in there for the rest of your life?

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>>137562958
I rather be a parasyte and live in Cocoa's hand.

>>137562460
Syaro, to Rize.

>>137562460
Sharo with cheap cucumbers.

>>137564064
What is the difference between chap cucumbers and expensive cucumbers?

S2 happened a year and a half later so S3 will be in spring 2017

>>137564482
Syaro can actually afford the cheap ones.

>>137562460
Chino, to me.

>>137564880
Fall 2017 at best. There's not enough source material to adapt a third season sooner.

How much are anon's cucumbers?

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vol 2 sold 9.5K just on preorders and 1 day on retail.

>>137565203
Very cheap since they are ill-grown and distorted.

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Which usagi have you masturbated to the most?

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>>137565361

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>>137565203

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Reposting this straw poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/6813947

>>137565220
Usagi strong.

>>137565792
What are these pupil expression trying to convey?

>>137565440
That is a cow, not an usagi you faggot.

BD vol 2 looks glorious

>>137566315
"Breed with me."

>>137565792
>28 anons are sharing Chino as their wife
I hope you use condoms.

>>137567767
I only use her anal.

>>137549844
>I almost tore my dick off.

Really? Is this anime really so lewd or what?

>>137568823
Nope, but the doujin in OP's pic probably is.

>>137568823
DOUJIN

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Which usagi do you think is the most likely to be a good mother?

>>137567080
How can a girl breed with a girl?

>>137569008
Rize.

>>137569037
Kinda hard with the whole both girls thing.

>>137549844
Loli pantsu is made of miracles.

>>137569008
Cocoa.

I want to do (a)CQC (b)bondage (C)anal play with _____.

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BD volume 3 cover.

>>137565220
There is no better feeling then knowing you contributed to the sales. Got Vol 1-2 and have the rest on pre-order.

>>137569198
(d)ick Chiya

>>137569198
Close-quarters anal bondage with Cocoa.

>>137570430
March needs to come sooner...

Unrelated does anyone know where to get stands for BD's/CDs for display?

http://www.strawpoll.me/6846981

>>137570816
I don't know any Sharo, my wife is Syaro.

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>>137570816
>No Syaro option
You messed up.

>>137571943
Syaro is with Rize.

>>137572010
And what if Rize wants to vote?

>>137572234
Rize wouldn't click on a thread with that OP.

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I have this as my noren to the kitchen.

>>137564883
Does she cook and eat them afterwards? She's on a super tight budget.

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>>137572442
Very nice.

>>137572234
But she already voted. Why do you think none of the 18 votes so far chose her as a wife?
Sharo didn't vote because she can't use the internet today.

>>137572615
>kisses: free
I want one.

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>>137549844
Why are the Chimame such sluts?

Great circlejerk, lads.

>>137572615
>w/o condom not cheaper than w/
She's not a true slut.

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>>137570816
Why doesn't /a/ like Rize?

>>137574245
That's what happens when the gochiusa fandom has been cursed into becoming a circlejerk that makes constant general threads, or turns other gochiusa threads into generals.

>>137574245
Thank you.

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>>137574245
Jerking off to GochiUsa with other anons is one of the high points of my day.

>>137573903
I believe it is considered courteous to purchase services before enjoying the free benefits. I mean, you don't just walk into a bank, take all the peppermints from the bowl and then leave.
>>137574294
The anal is though, so we can be sure she's a buttslut.

>>137575130
>it is considered courteous to purchase services before enjoying the free benefits
But I'm just as poor as her, I want a kiss to feel better.

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>>137574233

>dat Megu

Everytime I find usagi porn, I thank myself for not having killed myself that day.

Also, Megu best Chimame.

>>137574339
Boobs too big.

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I like my upgraded Sharo.

>>137565361
Why does Maya seemingly get so much hate when she is so cute?

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Why is Cocoa so shit? She ruined the whole bunnisode.

>>137579455
Why are you so shit?
You bumped a shit thread.

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I want to _____ megu!

>>137579860
disgusting hag voice

>>137579860
kill this thread with

>>137549844
I've developed tears on my dick from too much fapping, the worst part is that you can't help but get the urge to fap even when you know it'll hurt like hell and you should wait until it recovers.

>>137579860

Send her far away from Usagi Town. She's a bad influence, same goes for the blue haired lesbian.

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>>137579860
Sweet chin music

>>137579860

thoroughly lick Megu's feet after a long ballet practice, the night before the big competition.

>>137579909

Just rub your thighs together to partially subdue those feelings, anon.

Also, go see a doctor first thing in the morning. You might only need a ointment and cut fapping for a couple of days.

>>137549844
I just masturbated to this.

>>137579860
be

>>137581198
Nice. Now elaborate.

>>137581300
No.

>>137581316
You're killing me, Smalls.

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Fucking rabbits wouldn't last 30 seconds in the rice fields.

Which do you think is worse, GochiUsa circlejerk or NNB meme shitting?

>>137584016
Everything

>>137584016
Gochiusa circlejerk by far. it's gotten so bad, that you can barely even have a conversation. at least with the nnb meme shitposting, you could have a conversation about the memes and watch the jap's laugh at us.

>>137584016

NNB shitposting is a lot of fun. Shinkansen is a classic and season 2 brought a lot of memes that haven't gone stale yet (IMO). I really like those threads.

I normally just visit the GochiUsa thread to bad mouth the girls I don't like and hunt for lewds.

>>137553194
The ultimate satisfaction