THIS FAT FUCKIN FAGGOT DOESNT DESERVE THIS QT

Deserves her more than any of those other cloud niggers. Pump her full of white seed to purify the blood line.

fuck off narutards

>>137402485
Thats pretty fucking gross

also
>Naruto

>>137402485
Both didn't do shit trough all the series, who cares

>>137402485
Learn the proper usage of the word "this" please.

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>>137402485
No one deserved any pairing, I'm confident all of this was just randomized. I'm not salty that they didn't put in any gay couples, I understand it's shonen jump. But at least make it fucking less obvious that you just hit the random button

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>>137403042
Out of all the bottom tier clans Choji's ended up being almost useful. Hell his dad was so good he went on missions with the 4th, well if the movies can be called canon.

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>>137403042
She beat the shit out of Naruto one time.

>>137405196
Talk about getting BLACKED

>>137403206
I see nothing wrong faggot

>>137402894
>purify the blood line
>they still had a fat black daughter
Sasuga retard amerihicks.

>it's another nartuard from /v/ thread

>>137406392
Takes a few generations you 3rd world trash.

Sasuga inbred yuropoor.

>>137406392
>>137408421
Them jap genes got completely dominated by the black genes. Looks nothing like the dad

>>137408475
Except she's a fatty.

>>137405196
Holy shit I still remember reading this when it was just released.

Where have my time gone?

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Implying you wouldn't a Chouchou

>>137410652
>dat himwara

>>137410652
doesnt look fat here
also that qt on the right

>>137410652
Chouchou a thicc

>>137410652
Boruto's imouto should just NTR him.

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>>137410652
not unless there's a jutsu to cure herpes, thanks.

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>>137405196
It would have been interesting if, for once in the history of the Naruto series, a kunoichi acted like one and tried to seduce Sasuke's location out of Naruto.

>>137411331
You can live with herpes just fine though

>>137402894
a drop of pure water in a bucket of sewage is still sewage. A drop of sewage in a bucket of pure water is sewage.

>>137411464

>muh elite sasuke
>falling for such an obvious play

Nah.

>>137402485
It was random how she ended up with choji like i don't remember them spending anytime together

>>137411331
nigga that chart is almost a decade old

...b-but op i think chocho is cute
muh milk chocolate!

>>137404439
still wish there were some cute lesbian ninja couples.

;_;

>>137411901

>implying Anko isn't gay or at least bi with Shizune

>>137411901
Anko is pretty homo

>>137411961
true

hell how about anko, shizune AND tsunade. power trio

>>137406385
Not him, but OP said "this" twice in the same sentence to refer to two different people

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>>137412006
>Those three with Naruto caught in the middle.
>My dick

>>137412119
>have them bully nalt
holy SHIT

>>137406385
Yes, because you're stupid and don't know the proper usage of it. Hence why you should learn.

>>137405196
peakingsai.jpg

>>137411138
If she uses butterfly mode.

Also despite the lardass we see coji as the books have him as his heaviest at 192lbs. The average world wide weight for a man is 196, but in japan it's 130. Just goes to show how body dysmorphic disorder works.

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This is now a 'best family unit' thread

I've been looking at old Naruto chapter discussions from 2005 and what not and it's bizarre as hell. The people there were so excited to see what would happen in the series and all I thought was "if only these poor bastards knew".

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http://imgur.com/a/Qgbnr

It's here.

>>137413863
Goddamn he must be fucking her constantly.

Deserves her more than you.

>>137413934

Well when the ass is that soft, can you blame him?

>>137402485
BIG AKIMICHI COCK

>fat

You do remember he can literally will himself into thinness and the fat is a combat reserve to that end, yes?

>>137413863
thx as always, TL Anon.

>>137413934
you say that like you wouldn't be.

>>137405196
What the hell did Naruto do to deserve getting beat up by her?

>>137416386
It was because of his "FUCK OFF SASUKE IS MY FRIEND AND I'M GOING TO SAVE HIM!" bullshit.

>>137404874
Choza and and eventually Choji are the heads of the Akimichi clans.
Choza was Gai's jonin back when he was a genin.

>>137412482
theres no fucking way. that has to be american average weight

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>>137416386
I thought it was a pretty good scene.
Naruto told her that he is still bbf with Sasuke, but he can understand that she is sad since Sasuke killed the Killer be the brother of the Raikage so if it feels better she could punch him.
At least better than Sakura threatening Sai for talking bad about their local hitler, because he "knows nothing about him".

>>137413934
The tits are big, anon.

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>>137405196
When you think about it, Kishi drew the most aryan motherfucker in the village getting a beatdown from a black.
It kinda makes you wonder if this influenced the opinions of Japanese kids on blacks.

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Guys guys guys, all you have to do is constantly drain ChouChou of all of her chakra and she will be eternally thin. Of course you'd have to do it with your dick

Even after finishing this and reading/watching many other series, there is something endearing about the supporting cast of naruto.

I even enjoyed the filler anime because it gave them time to shine.

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>>137413934
>implying you wouldn't

Naturally. It's Hinata. If he had married Sakura, it would be another story.

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>>137413863
>wears condom
>with his wife

Well that just ruined everything.

Madara

>>137417850
>constantly drain ChouChou of all of her chakra
Having no chaka means you're dead. Also, do you even know how the Akimichi clan's techniques work?

>>137418382
Well, keep her chakra low enough to keep her at a normal BMI. Goddamn, son. I don't care about their clan techniques. I just want to see a thin Chou^2.

>>137418463
She'd constantly be on the verge of death if you did that.

>>137410652
chouchou is a best

way better than sadara

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>>137418890
There's a high price to pay for beauty.

>>137418890
Similar to how Chouji stayed "normal" for a while, I think they simply just compulsively eat to fuel techniques like its second nature.

She'd definitely stop being a ninja if she learned that move and probably turn vegan.

>>137419710
Their clan has some kind of crazy conversion thing that might as well be a bloodline limit. They naturally have the ability to convert chakra to calories and vice-versa, even if she did go on a diet her body would eventually start converting some of her her chakra to calories until she regained her normal shape.

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>>137420018
Truth. When Chouji got the Kurama cloak, he started getting fat again.

>>137413953
this absolutely savage comment out in the middle of the thread.

>>137417850
I'm glad he got a cute wife an kid, but he still souls have died during the Sasuke chase.

>>137420322
*still should

chouchou is round and plump now bit when she gets older she's gonna get T H I C K

>>137413934
Was there ever any doubt?

her husband is a guy that can transform to handsome macho man with big fat dick
so why not?

>Nigger
>QT

What?

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>>137402894
>Choji
>white

You know, in the manga or the anime, has it ever been explained why Naruto has those fucking scratch/cat marks on his cheeks?

>>137405196
That was actually amazing. Someone finally calling Naruto out for his shite need to defend Sasuke despite his plans for mass murder.

More proactive than the vast majority of female characters throughout the series.

>>137411961
Did Anko even come back after the timeskip?

>>137423502
Characteristic gained from being Kurama's jinchuuriki.

I HOPE THEIR DAUGHTER DIES OFF

>>137423594
Can he pluck them off? Why does the kid have them? Did the fox plant his seed in Hinata?

>>137423564
Yes.
We even found out who her teammates were when she was Orochimaru's student in a flashback. One was the guy that was in charge of Kabuto's team, apparently he was loyal to the leaf and just had a team of traitors. The other was a Hyuga.

>>137423813
No.
They were exposed to Kurama's chakra in the womb? Kinkaku and Ginkaku have them along with jinchuuriki ablities because they were eaten by Kurama and they ate his flesh to stay alive before escaping. The only reason why Kurama's chakra didn't outright kill them is because they were descendants of Hagoromo.

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>>137413863
>going into withdrawal already
>going at it that many times when they're back together
>later revealed it was only a one day mission
Jesus, son. Calm down. Fuck. Also
>that mid sex hand holding
>that adorable as fuck pillow talk
Someone send help. I can't take it.

>>137423822
Was always disappointed that she didn't get a bigger role after all the hype she got after her introduction.

>>137411572

Nonsense anon, we can remove all that sewage with time.

>>137423905

So Naruto canonically fucked Hinata while she was pregnant?

>>137424560

Why wouldn't he?

>>137425126

Some guys think that shit is gross.

>>137411331
>is this the same inaccurate shit as the jail charts too ?

>>137418117
Keep reading numbnuts.

>>137424257
Welcome to pretty much every shonen side character ever.

>>137424560
Either that or Naruto's exposure caused a mutation making the whiskers part of his genetic code, which chakra can do apparently, and now they express themselves as a phenotype.

>>137413436
Kek...Looks like a rip off version of Family Guy and The Simpsons...

>>137402485
Probably thinner that you, fagorrila

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>>137402894

>white
>purity
>putting yourself on a pedestal
>implying all people aren't the same in the end

Life must be a roller coaster ride for you.