How do you feel about SPEM?

More like "how does /a/ feel about Yeager"

Smells funny and it's sticky.

What is it I'm being asked to watch? I'm a busy man.

>>137374396
An award winning show that leaves you with one burning question.
Where the hell are their pants?

>>137374524
Put me out of my misery, already.

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>>137372080
>>137372512
I want to marry her and have lusty and loving sex with her every night.

>>137374524
I liked how they just never questioned it at all.
Like how in GuP they put all that backstory and then basically ignored it and said 'yeah its fucking girls and tanks shut the fuck up already'

>>137374330
What practical purpose could those panties possibly serve

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>>137375823
Keeping her pure

But actually though, what's this called?

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>>137372080
Not sure about that, but I know it's Friday night and I'm craving Boobies for some strange reason. Anyone else down to roll? I've got first round.

>>137372080
>>>/ck/

Is this a strike witches thread? I'm five episodes into first season.

How did humans even fight neuroi before strikers were invented?

>>137376330
Here, be warned though, the fanservice is ridiculous.

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>>137376427
They could pull a Senran Kagura and do an OVA all about cooking with witches

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>>137376529
>>137376330
Forgot Pic.

>>137376500
Neuroi technology seems to advance at the rate of human technology.

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So, why didnt Fumikane turn Rommel into a witch?

And does Marseille want to fuck him? I dont blame her. Fucking cool nigga.

>>137376562
I'm brave. I'll find the courage to watch.

>>137376611
That's creepy. Will we ever get an explanation what they are? If humans had to fight wars among themselves, would they force witches to fight each other. Scary thought.

>>137376562
That's one way to get an ass clean before anal.

>>137376562
season 2 was such shit. meh

>>137376500
Looks like a shitposting thread to me with shit OP that has nothing to do with /a/. Are mods sleeping again?
Why do Americans always have to know things before they finish things? Watch the movie, it's explained in first minutes.
>>137376531
Well I'd be more than fine with that.
>>137376642
Not all historical persons are turned into witches, like Churchill and Eisenhower. Fumikane does whatever he wants like Upotte author.

>>137377083
But I'm peruvian.

>>137377108
Well fuck me sideways then, still Americas hah.
I forgot to add since you're new to the franchise to check out helma.us site. Convey some of that fresh energy of yours to there.

>>137376642
He was cool. Saved the day. Minna would disapprove cause she thinks all witches are cocksluts or something.

>>137372080
i want to furiously tongue her butthole

>>137376745
>Will we ever get an explanation what they are?
No, it just gives a catch-all explanation. There is a bit of information in the movie and more in media outside the anime, particularly the art books.

I believe Neuroi that according to a timeline, attacks lulled in the period before the Industrial Revolution. There is some message in there, but it will get retconned whenever it becomes inconvenient.

>>137377018
Switching studios fucked it over.

>>137377243
Did they use different directors/writers? I think the art in S2 was a lot better but the writing is really stupid. Why a super hive over a normal one? Why so many heavy fanservice episodes. I hope 502nd is a lot more military like. Like the second OVA.

>>137377300
Director remained the same in all SW productions.
We've been repeating whole week that 502nd supposedly will be more military focused. Also since it's by SilverLink, who did last year's ova's we can expect good out of it.

>>137377329
Sounds great. Cant wait then.

>>137376562
That is one hell of a bidet.

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unf

Please don't Shirleypost when I just fapped, I don't want to fap again.

>>137377329
I dont like how they said it's between season 1 and 2. Feels less progressed. I'm guessing they dont destroy a hive.

>>137378747
>less progressed
>new cast

>>137378718
This thread should've been deleted ages ago like the previous one or archived 10 minutes ago. Mods must be sleeping or don't understand that OP is shitposting.

>>137378747
Makes sense to me bring timeline further back since it's different unit for their start. Any sort of possible S2 follows after that if succeed. I don't understand how that's less progressed.

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>>137374330

Fumi likes low-rise panties but those are ridiculous

>>137378819
>>137378840

I want it to feel like the war is going somewhere after season 2 where they just made a hive pop up. Have them to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Hopefully there is a S2 of brave witches. How many hives are left? 3.

>>137378868
Movie is even further than S2, I'm not sure how many were left but yeah only few. And it did feel like the war was coming to an end soon with 501st formed again. There's your light.
Most of us would still want to see Fuso Sea Incident 1937 animated. Which is prior to the war breaking out in large scale.

>>137372080
SPEM SPEM SPEM SPEM
SPEM SPEM SPEM SPEM
Lovely SPEM, Lovely SPEM!
Lovely SPEM, wonderful SPEM!

Would really like Silver Link to release that PV

>inb4 we have to wait a year for that.
>then another year for the actual anime.

If it's between the seasons, does that mean sanya and eila might not be in it the whole way?

>>137380886
Maybe for an episode but putting them in when they are making a new MC for the anime, and having to develop the actual cast would be stupid and just suck air out of the room.

>>137375823
impregnation
mating rituals

I learnt about this in a book

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The best.

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The best.

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The best of SW.

>>137372080
Shirelyfags are huge faggots that create shit threads all the time. Shocking newsflash.

>>137382183
>>137382429
>>137382443
What does Perrinu smell like?

>>137382476
orphans and french people.

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>>137382476

A cute little kitty.

I seriously hope you guys dont fap to witches.

>>137383722
No one is actually fapworthy.

I want to be Trude or Erica's butler

>>137383803
Trude is a woman who do need no server and being Erica's butler is just masochistic.

>>137384073

But Erica's room is calling to me for it to be cleaned up.

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Ok, guys. Which Witch would you brave?

>>137384210
Gundula. The most correct choice.

>>137384210

Nipa, it has to be a brave choice considering how unlucky she can be.

>>137384266

Rall a fine choice, I really hope they get a seiyuu who does her justice.

>>137384210

I want to be the filling in a Krupi Nipa sandwich.

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I just want my Marseille. Thank you very much.

>>137384314
If you're as cool as Rommel, maybe.

>>137384390
Way cooler. I'm already posting in this thread with all the other cool people from /a/. How can Rommel even hope to compete?

>>137384407
y-yeah

;_;

>>137384288
>Rall a fine choice, I really hope they get a seiyuu who does her justice.
Who do you think could fit? I'm trying to rack up my brain about it. Chiwa Saito actually comes to mind for her to me but she's wasted on Lucchini.

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>>137384314
I accidentally you're waifu
what do

>>137384304

>Krupi and Nipa sandwich

You wouldn't survive. Then again I doubt I would in a Nipa and Haruka sandwich, I'd be killed by how soft it would be. Completely worth it in my opinion.

>>137384479

Chiwa would be good. Though I picture Rall having an incredibly sultry voice with an authoritative tone.

>>137384479
Asami Imai. It's sexy enough and I think she does serious voice pretty well.

>>137384717
>>137384775
Is Rall even a serious type? She is more aloof onee-san type for me at least.

>>137372080
Dont even watch this but this girl and that tanned loli one make my dick rock hard

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>>137372080
It's Shirley's birthday today, in case anyone didn't know.

Happy Birthday to the most free witch.

>>137386798

How would Shirley celebrate her birthday? We know Charles likes going up in a plane every year. I'd imagine something similar.

>>137386973
Probably sex with her fellow witches.

>>137387101
>implying faceless black males

>>137387101

Chances are someone would've tied up Trude, except she'd be wearing a bow around her waist for Shirley to unwrap for some fun once she has managed to untie the rest.

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>>137386973

A violent dicking.

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>>137372080

When I'm really struggling I get some from the dollar store, chop it up, and throw it on the Foreman. Then I eat it with some oatmeal and sugar free, grape kool-aid I mix in a gallon of tap water.

>>137376500
The normal military is almost useless in the anime but they can actually hold the line in the LNs.

>>137386973
Didn't he get his license pulled recently?

>>137388491

Part of me wants to see an 08th Team style Strike Witches OVA where we see how soldiers dealing with Neuroi on the frontline but the witches should only be brought in as a last resort to showcase how powerful they are, then again probably never going to happen.

reminder that paganism is the largest religion in Europe because the neuroi killed all Jews in ancient times.