Umaru-chan drinks all your Cola what do you do?

kill umaru chan

>Implying I drink disgusting syrup and water sludge mixture.

>>137368691
I don't like Cola so good riddance.

>>137368691
Drink beer instead.

>>137368691
I stopped drinking cola a time ago.
Now it just tastes like disgusting sugar water.

Buy her more.

crap my pants

>>137368691
I only have rootbeer and cream soda, so joke's on her, I have no cola.
I was upset they didn't go for an anime original ending where she tells her friends.

>>137368778
This. What the fuck are you people doing to your bodies? Stop that.

>>137368935
I don't even give a shit about health, soda just tastes like shit.

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>>137368691
Give her potato chips to go with it of course!

>drinking the sugary Jew

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>>137368691
Replace cola with a soda-diarrhea-mix. That will teach her a lesson!

Force my dick down her throat I guess.

>>137368691
I don't have any cola for her to drink. So whatever. I don't care.

>>137368691
Wait for her to need the toilet then drink her pee.

>>137368691
I buy her more like a good obedient onii-chan I am.

>>137368691
Wait for her to fall asleep and then rape her, making sure I cum deep inside so that she becomes pregnant.

>drinking cola past age 20

You're in for a slow and regrettable decline.

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>>137368691
>no vanilla coke

Force her to vomit it back up by gagging her with my penis.

>>137368691
stick dick down throught till she vomits my cola back up. Force her to re drink it.
rinse and repeat til she passes out.

>>137368778
>*drinks green tea*
>*tips fedora*

>>137369492
I don't like tea either but nice try.

>>137369442
>>137369456
Good, now rewrite that so you two are twins double teaming your little sister.

>>137369456
>>137369442
fuck

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>>137369550

GOT 'EEM

I would kill myself

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>>137368885
I quit a while back. I think my sugar intake is down, but my caffeine consumption went way up. I don't really miss the stuff, though.

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>>137369348
most corner stores have fountain drinks with little buttons by the dispenser for extra flavors like vanilla, lime and cherry.

>>137368691
frying pan anon, come back!

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>>137368691

>>137368691
As long as she doesnt touch my beer and tequila I dont care

>>137368691
get mt dew

Please kill her.

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I don't drink soda since 2010, dude.

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Nothing because I only drink water and already live with a cockroach sibling that lives off liquid acid

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>>137368691
ABUSE

>>137368691
buy Pepsi instead

Drink my rum straight from the bottle

>>137376974
Any recommendations for a fellow rumbro? So far I've been a fan of stuff like Mt. Gay and Appleton Estate, as well as some Captain Morgan's spiced.

>>137376811
A man's choice would be neither but alcohol.

I'm addicted to caffeine and I'll have some soda to satiate me if I don't feel like making any coffee.

Honestly, if a girl sculled a whole bottle of cola in front of me, I would be turned on.

>>137377273
Sailor Jerry's and Kraken.

>>137368778

this. thank you umaru.

>tfw already have this experience
>tfw hide stock of coke bottles in my room somewhere rather than in the pantry
>tfw when I put one in the fridge I have to try and conceal it behind lettuce and other green shit

Punt her into the end zone Of her life

>>137378467
I think they took down the cola-chan video.

>>137368691
i've been seeing this memegirl for months but i've never actually watched this shit, is it good slice of life?

>>137381500
Umaru is a shit but the other girls are cute.

>>137368691
Joke's on her I don't have any cola