You are walking to the grocery store with your qt 3.14 virgin

I realize that I'm having a shitty dream about /a/ and wake up from the thread I'm stuck in.

>>137365515
Mourn

>>137365515
Well, personally I would probably explode into a million pieces

I get inspired to claim my qt girlfriend's virginity as soon as we get home.

>>137365515
>having a girlfriend
Normalfags gtfo

Wonder how I will live the rest of my life without a pelvis

Mourn my gf rip in pieces

>>137365515
Why would Saitama slap her ass? He probably just wants to get his groceries and go home.

>>137365515
let my tamashi go to heaven since my body is now a smeared across the entire wall

>>137366370
Someone didn't read this correctly
>You are walking to the grocery store with your qt 3.14 virgin girlfriend and this guy slaps YOUR ass.

So you don't need a girlfriend for this situation. Also I'd blame Genos if that happened to me.

>>137365666
>>137366353
>>137366370

Learn to fucking read. The OP is literally two sentences long. You should be able to handle that.

yeah I agree with that other guy, I'd probably disintegrate or something, I dunno

>>137365515
RIP my ass.

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>"lol what if we made a character that's stupid OP and never has conflicts"

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>>137365515

Tell my girlfriend's son he has lost her mother.

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>Saitama will never destroy your ass

>>137366726
Nisso baitu desu ne

>>137365515
Be flattered. My virginal ass needed a good slap.

>>137366910
C U C K

>>137365515
>Out of character.
Turn 360 and walk away.

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>>137365515
>this guy slaps your ass
>implying im still alive

Slap my gf's ass

> p-p-pass it along hehehe..

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>>137367062
>turning 360

I know this is a meme but still, what the fuck

>>137365515
die

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>>137366951
Saitama has a nice ass though

>>137367269
kill yourself

>Implying a drawing is stronger than me
I'd just fart in his direction and burn him up

>>137365515
But he doesn't swing that way

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>Implying I would care if it gets me close to the coolest man ever.

>>137365515
Bitch slap him as I reveal my identity as One Slap Man. Saitama dies instantly.
It's no surprise, since I'm a parody character and my whole premise is that I can beat any character with one slap, I was written to always win so my feats being less than wall-tier is irrelevant.

>>137367680
If he only sits home and plays shitty dating sims, how did he get so swole?

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>>137368759
>plays shitty dating sims
King most likely has better taste than you.

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>>137369259
....did King just predict the Dagashi Kashi anime?

>>137365700
>>137366448
>>137366570
>>137367128
>Saitama doesn't kill humans, only monsters
Monsters GTFO

Dumb question. If anything he did it by accident. If Saitama isn't fucking that loli 25 year old then he's probably isn't trying to fuck your girlfriend either

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>>137369847
>If Saitama isn't fucking that loli 25 year old
Why would anyone want to fuck that prepubescent midget?

>>137365666
>>137366370

>I'm too fucking stupid to learn how to read and understand words on a screen

Would you people just stop your hearts? Please.

>>137369847
>Fucking a shitty midget brat
If anything, Saitama is making the right call

>>137365515
Yell at him for destroying the city and not doing his job properly

>>137369847
>Tats wanting to fuck Saitama
Nice headcanon.