You are walking to the grocery store with your qt 3.14 virgin girlfriend and this guy slaps your ass.
Someone didn't read this correctly
>You are walking to the grocery store with your qt 3.14 virgin girlfriend and this guy slaps YOUR ass.
So you don't need a girlfriend for this situation. Also I'd blame Genos if that happened to me.
>"lol what if we made a character that's stupid OP and never has conflicts"
>this guy slaps your ass
>implying im still alive
I know this is a meme but still, what the fuck
>Implying I would care if it gets me close to the coolest man ever.
Bitch slap him as I reveal my identity as One Slap Man. Saitama dies instantly.
It's no surprise, since I'm a parody character and my whole premise is that I can beat any character with one slap, I was written to always win so my feats being less than wall-tier is irrelevant.
>plays shitty dating sims
King most likely has better taste than you.
....did King just predict the Dagashi Kashi anime?
>If Saitama isn't fucking that loli 25 year old
Why would anyone want to fuck that prepubescent midget?