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You are walking to the grocery store with your qt 3.14 virgin girlfriend and this guy slaps your ass.

What do?
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I realize that I'm having a shitty dream about /a/ and wake up from the thread I'm stuck in.
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>>137365515
Mourn
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>>137365515
Well, personally I would probably explode into a million pieces
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I get inspired to claim my qt girlfriend's virginity as soon as we get home.
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>>137365515
>having a girlfriend
Normalfags gtfo
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Wonder how I will live the rest of my life without a pelvis
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Mourn my gf rip in pieces
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>>137365515
Why would Saitama slap her ass? He probably just wants to get his groceries and go home.
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>>137365515
let my tamashi go to heaven since my body is now a smeared across the entire wall
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>>137366370
Someone didn't read this correctly
>You are walking to the grocery store with your qt 3.14 virgin girlfriend and this guy slaps YOUR ass.

So you don't need a girlfriend for this situation. Also I'd blame Genos if that happened to me.
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>>137365666
>>137366353
>>137366370

Learn to fucking read. The OP is literally two sentences long. You should be able to handle that.
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yeah I agree with that other guy, I'd probably disintegrate or something, I dunno
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>>137365515
RIP my ass.
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>"lol what if we made a character that's stupid OP and never has conflicts"
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>>137365515
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Tell my girlfriend's son he has lost her mother.
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>Saitama will never destroy your ass
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>>137366726
Nisso baitu desu ne
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>>137365515
Be flattered. My virginal ass needed a good slap.
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>>137366910
C U C K
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>>137365515
>Out of character.
Turn 360 and walk away.
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>>137365515
>this guy slaps your ass
>implying im still alive
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Slap my gf's ass

> p-p-pass it along hehehe..
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>>137367062
>turning 360

I know this is a meme but still, what the fuck
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>>137365515
die
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>>137366951
Saitama has a nice ass though
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>>137367269
kill yourself
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>Implying a drawing is stronger than me
I'd just fart in his direction and burn him up
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>>137365515
But he doesn't swing that way
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>Implying I would care if it gets me close to the coolest man ever.
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>>137365515
Bitch slap him as I reveal my identity as One Slap Man. Saitama dies instantly.
It's no surprise, since I'm a parody character and my whole premise is that I can beat any character with one slap, I was written to always win so my feats being less than wall-tier is irrelevant.
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>>137367680
If he only sits home and plays shitty dating sims, how did he get so swole?
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>>137368759
>plays shitty dating sims
King most likely has better taste than you.
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>>137369259
....did King just predict the Dagashi Kashi anime?
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>>137365700
>>137366448
>>137366570
>>137367128
>Saitama doesn't kill humans, only monsters
Monsters GTFO
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Dumb question. If anything he did it by accident. If Saitama isn't fucking that loli 25 year old then he's probably isn't trying to fuck your girlfriend either
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>>137369847
>If Saitama isn't fucking that loli 25 year old
Why would anyone want to fuck that prepubescent midget?
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>>137365666
>>137366370

>I'm too fucking stupid to learn how to read and understand words on a screen

Would you people just stop your hearts? Please.
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>>137369847
>Fucking a shitty midget brat
If anything, Saitama is making the right call
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>>137365515
Yell at him for destroying the city and not doing his job properly
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>>137369847
>Tats wanting to fuck Saitama
Nice headcanon.
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