I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

>>137359993
I don't like it though.
I love it.

>>137359993
I like it

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>>137359993
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.

Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.

>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?

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>>137359993
Be careful when eating fish.

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>>137359993
I thought I wanted to do it once.

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So is this a pasta dump thread or something?

>>137359993
I still hate it.

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>>137359993
I am the fin of my fish.

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>>137360371

I HATE IT
But I love you all!

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>>137360371

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>>137360874
But he did it once!

>>137361684
>>137361083
KUYASHII

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>>137360371

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>>137359993
Off by one.

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>>137359993

Thanks doc.

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>>137359993
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.

>>137360371
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

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>>137360874
But he did it once.

>>137362124
Nice try.

>>137363678
I feared that you were dead, so I tried to carry on your legacy.

>>137363595
MODS

LOVE ME

>>137364418
DO

Fuck off.

I kind of like it.

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I am indifferent to it.