Male protagonist from the latest anime you watched is now your father.
Female protagonist from the first anime you ever watched is now your mother.
Who are they, what was your childhood like with them as your parents, and how did you end up with them as your parents?
I had no childhood. I just was
>rei ayanami mom
>all that peace and quiet
>Murakami from Brynhildr
>Matoi from KLK
I just don't know. The image is unrelated
>Ozaki from Shiki (not actually sure who's considered the MC in that series, but I'll go for him)
I assume Ozaki cottoned on to the Negaverse's bullshit and helped out by stabbing a bunch of them, then experimented on Usagi and got her pregnant with me.
The kid from KonoSuba and Maka Albarn.
I haven't finished Escaflowne, but my childhood was aesthetically pleasing in a comfy fantasy world.
>Kagome realized Inuyasha was a dickhead and went for Van.
>Van realized Kagome is hotter than Hitomi and less whiney.
I guess the first anime I watched was DBZ, but that doesn't really have a female lead.
Dad is just there. Mom does most every thing, she'll probably drink and wonder what her love life would've been like if she went with Ken instead and stayed as a Gatchaman.
>how did you end up with them as your parents?
They fucked. what kind of a question is that.
>An anime adaptation of The Little Mermaid
Tfw which is the father?
Mine is Guts and Bulma. I think he is going to kill her and be raised with just one parent
I guess my dad is HackaDoll #3? I'm actually pretty thrilled about that.
I'm a fucking god now.
>Qwenthur Barbotage is my father
>Bulma is my mother
Apparently I'm going to be raised to know how to build or destroy anything, and I have no fucking idea how they'd wind up together.
I-I don't know, guys. Lots of physical abuse from both sides I'd bet.
>The guy from Shimoneta is my father
>Sakura is my mom
I may be the dumbest person to ever live, but I am also filled to my eyeballs with luck and strange magics. Possibly involving sword-wielding giant robots made of swords.
Get to learn how to pilot a mecha that's bigger than the galaxy.
I don't know how I feel about this.
You could also argue Bulma, but regardless, I don't think Eren could have a healthy enough relationship with either for me to not have grown up with a single parent, and I'm pretty sure Eren would have drinking problems if he lives long enough.
Getting abandoned by alien mom and having a faggot and maybe his brothers taking care of me might be cool.
At least my Dad is cool
Uh, Usagi from Sailor Moon? My first ever anime I saw was probably that
I guess my childhood was pretty good, and I guess I got them as parents because they fucked eachother.
>The guy from KonoSuba
Don't remeber mom but dad is pretty legit.
I wonder how they met
Sounds like ADVENTURE
I think life would be pretty good
Daimon Masaru and Princess Allura.
FORMING RIGHT LEG-AN
There was lots of alcohol involved.
>Leona (PriPara also I'm not sure there is a male MC but they have the most screen time)
My parents are cute idol girls but one has a dick. I'm be wearing dresses all day err day.
>My father used to be one of the best dudes ever
>Now he can't help but have constant 'nam flashbacks of a broken cellphone
>Even when his family is being threatened by giant monsters
>Mother is practically the opposite
>She used to be scared and cowardly
>But as she saw her linage, she became more confident and vowed to
never run from a real fight
>End result is that I'm forced to train myself in self-defense.
>Vincent Law from Ergo Proxy
>Natsumi Hinata from Sgt.Frog
Godand some pink haired tsundere bitch who fucks frog aliens.
i don't even fucking know what kind of childhood would ensue with them,nor do i know how they found eachother in the first fuckin place.
>that red-haired guy from that Muv Luv show about East Germany
>that girl from that infamous shitty anime with the lesbian rape scene from like 2007 who is the one getting raped in that scene
I really have no idea how it'd turn out. I guess there'd be a lot of angst and PTSD.
>Misty from pokemon and Jiron from Xabungle are my parents.
Water pokemon are shitty, but at least I learned how to shoot and how to kill a man by kicking him with a mech.
Obviously mom wanted a mech and a real man more than a shitty bicycle and a loser like Ash who sucks more at pokemon than I did as a twelve-year-old.
Bon/Kikuhiko/whatever his name is (Showa Genroku Rakugo Shinju) - Dad
Eureka (Eureka Seven) - Mom
It seems I'm a half-coralian rakugo performer now. I think they would suit each other quite well, both like to keep themselves to themselves.
>the dad is Guts
>mom is ishinee
I don't remember the last time I properly watched an anime but there mere fact that my mom is now as dense as a neutron star and is also technically my dad scares me
>generic dense male MC
What the fuck, man.
>dad is the grandpa from Humanity has Declined
>mum is Haruhara Haruko
World's comfiest childhood.
Shooting guns with dad, riding around on a scooter with mum as she tries to embarrass me to breaking point during puberty.
Until of course my dad dies when I'm young and my mum fucks off into outer space again.
This could've been worse.
Last anime I watched only had cute girls so I'll go with manga
First anime was Elfen Lied
I'm surprised I lived my childhood. I've seen some shit.
Somehow I am the spawn of Saitama (One Punch Man) and Lina Inverse (Slayers)
Ranma Saotome as dad
Captain Motoko Kusanagi or Kei from Akira as mom, can't remember which one I saw first
Bad-ass childhood, holy shit