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Oh right, also if the answer to 2 is yes what do you wish for?

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>tfw no porn of sweet innocent madoka slowly being corrupted into a slutty whore

Grown men who frequent an anonymous anime board are asking other grown men which imaginary girl would they hire to fuck and then are asking them to imagine a scenario where they are turned into a teenage girl.

Do you guys ever look to think just how fucking cringe worthy you are? Fucking hell this board has gone to absolute shit with these fucking neckbearded faggots.

1: Kyouko. DFC is love, DFC is life.

2. Fuck yeah. So long as I got paid. 95% of the clients would be fat, misshapen salarymen. Wouldn't be too fun.

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You werent even close

>>137347378
Are you lost?
Well if you stay here you'll lose the ability to see this as cringeworthy.

>>137347378
What a fucking normal fag

>this board has gone to absolute shit
It is because of people like you.

>>137347378
It's a Madoka thread. This is mild if anything.

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1. Kyubey
2. Yes, I'd try to teach him to be more demeaning, my wish would be to be in constant heat so the job is constantly enjoyable and I dont regret it after each fuck

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I want Kyubey

>can only afford one

I'd look for a fucking second job

>>137347268
I'm kinda torn between Kyouko and Mami. Kyouko, I guess, since it's not every day you can fuck a petite flat-chested underage girl.

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I would want Madoka because she's pure and innocent and I want to see her transform in to a cumslut after numerious repeated orgasims

And yes if I turned into a girl I'd sign up immediatly so I could afford my collegues. My wish would be for discounts.

What did Madoka from the alternative timelines wish for?

I'd wish this thinly veiled get thread would become a thread about mahou shojo prostitutes

>Edit: It came true!

>>137347378
>"can't have fun the wrong way oh no"
>"come, let's play pretend-hero on/pol/ with other NEETzis"

>>137347538
>get a second job
>suddenly no time to even see one of the girls

Nice wageslave dilemma there

>>137347723
Fug thats a good point

Sayaka (in her moment of greatest dispair)

Also yes, like everyone else I'd jump at the chance to be a magical girl prostitute

>>137347784
Magical Girl Prostitute sounds like it could be an anime in of itself

>>137347378
Welcome to 4chan, if you think that's bad you should check out /mlp/

I'd honestly be content just seeing QB in purple

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>>137347268
a foot job by homura?

homura is best choice

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>>137347687
So dead cat to be revivied

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>dem legs

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>>137347268
>>137347311
So I'm a girl automatically in scenarios. Okay.

1: K-Kyouko-chan!

2:I wish Kyouko magically grew into a futa while my legs are magically locked together when men make any attempt so they can't get in me, only opening up to Kyouko.

I can just kill Kyubey for fun.

I-i'll shut up now!

>>137347687
a never ending foot job by homura

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>>137348049
>2:I wish Kyouko magically grew into a futa while my legs are magically locked together when men make any attempt so they can't get in me, only opening up to Kyouko.

>>137348049
Sayaka pls

>>137347412
>>137348049
Best taste

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>>137347378

>>137347268
>Do you sign up?
And become a whore whose only use is to get fucked by men? Why would I do that?

>>137348258
Fun and well paying job.

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>>137348258
Who wouldn't?

>>137348258
Ususally it's not about the men but more about being the whore.

>>137348180
I just realized something bizarre.

>>137347354
Fuck off you dumb frogposter.

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>>137347268
1.-Homura, probably to murder her ass to change the future.
(otherwise, Sayaka.)

2.-I have super powers and a sweet dress.
Why the fuck would i become a prostitute?

>>137347378
It didn't use to be this over the top. I blame the Jews.

>>137348985
It is always the jews.

>>137347378
Don't just lump Madoka threads in with the rest of the board, seriously

>>137347268
1: Mami, I like boobs and boobjobs.
2: I'd sign up, my wish is to satisfy all the sexual needs of lonely anons, maybe to be able to create clones that anons could summon at will.

>>137347268
Kyouko
Yes

1. Madoka obviously

2. No.

>>137348049
As expected of applecchi.

>>137350847
>also replhing

As expected of the ecchi master.

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>>137349872

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>>137350893
That would mean you're a bigger ecchi master because you replied and said you would become a prostitute. Shame on you selling yourself like that. Your legs may be locked to men, but you didn't say anything about other women.
That would mean being unfaithful to kyouko.

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>>137349974
It gets worse when you notice this started as a subtle GET thread

5 anyone

>>137351169
Didn't you read my wish?

>>137351225
Yes

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I'd do 2 first and wish to be Madoka, then I do 1 and sex Homura

This conversation would follow

>>137351333
Basically, I'm a prostitute that can't be a prostitue. Only Kyouko can do the deed. No one else.

>>137351390
Well technically you'd still be a prostitute even if you're getting paid for sex with only 1 person.

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One thing I still don't understand is
why aren't you checking this 4?

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>>137351448
And that one person is Kyouko. And I would let Kyouko for free.

A-again, i'll shut up!

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>>137351648
So if I am understanding, your greatest wish is to be a girl who teases men and does naughty things with a hermaphroditic Kyouko? Did our conversation the other day awaken something within you?

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>>137351801
Re-awoken.

ENOUGH!

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>>137351801
Bebe. This is innapropiate for children.

You should leave at once.

What would your mom sa...

Oh.

Just close your eyes, your friends are..."working".

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>>137352030
Kept you waiting, huh?

I made the reservations, girl.

>>137352091
You can't. I am sealed at this point.

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>>137352030
Now I am curious.

>>137352046
Okay, I will leave. I need to do my schoolwork anyway.

>>137352131
Good enough.
Keep yourself safe, alright?

*Lights up a cigar*

>>137351549
Fail.

If you fail like this on the battlefield, you'll be dead.

Like this 8

You guys suck.

>>137352824
You can suck me.

I have the money, kiddo.

>>137352935
No holes can open up for men. Only Kyouko.

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>>137352824
I know I said I would leave but I wanted to check in once more.

Don't worry Apple-chan. We will support your life choices. If you want to become a transgender and marry a hermaphrodite then we will still be proud of you.

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>>137353062
Well said.

We need tolerant kids in the new age.

Would you consider visiting Outer Heaven someday? The troops's morale would increase knowing they are fighting for such a noble kid.

In my Outer Heaven, all Transwgenders and Hermaphrodites are welcome to fight for what they believe in!

>>137353229
But none of this is real.

>>137353392
War is real.

That's why Soldiers have to exist.

That's why we.are needed.

>>137353547
War is very real, but not what is going on in the thread.

>>137353062
Also it is not what I absolutely want.

>>137354149
You wish a country of endless conflict?

>>137350847
Holy fuck ecchi master !GM. Use the onaholes you use when furiously thinking about madoka.

>>137354208
Pretty weird, huh?

>>137354656
Huh.