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This is your date tonight.
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>>137340848
But can she poo in a loo?
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>>137340848
DESIGNATED
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>>137340848
>implying anyone on /a/ knows what to do on a date
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>>137341144
This scares the shit out of me because I have one for the first time in my life tomorrow and I don't know what to even do or talk about.
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But I'm not a pedophile
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>>137341195
just b urself bro!!!

Die fucking normalfag
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>>137341195
Just link her to your blog so she can read all about you and your personal life.
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>>137341195
cum inside her
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>>137341279
But why would you cum inside her when she can even poo in a toilet?
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>>137341297
It's not her fault the witch has a massive grudge against India.

Just don't do anal
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>>137341195
Just remember what Japan has taught you.
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>>137341195
This song will teach you all that you need to know about dating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE
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>>137341195
Start by killing yourself
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>>137341195

Talk about Japan period. The Tea Ceremonies...
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>>137341195
We'll be here after it's over.
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>>137341195
You gotta do it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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>>137340848
Well well well, look what we have here!
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>date
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>>137341585
I'm counting on it.
Once it all fails horribly I'm just gonna drink until I forget I exist while listening to Friday Night Faggotry
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>>137341195
Bring some condoms. In case you get lost in the jungle and need to collect water
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>>137341196
normalfag
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>>137341195
Kill yourself faggot
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brown girls is shit fetish
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>>137342144
No, that's scat.
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This is your Date tonight.
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>>137342158
I admit, I chuckled.
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>>137342160

Will he help me put my guns on?
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>>137341607
Jesus christ
Everytime
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>>137342197
Put Ya Gunz On!
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>>137340848
I hope she's into submissive BDSM
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>>137341195
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Fine with me.
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This is your date tonight. She hasn't had sex in three months.
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>>137342183
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>>137342522
Hope she likes these next 10 seconds then
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>>137342522
I'm ready.
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>>137342580
>Implying she's not going to be playing with your dick during the refractory period

Do you even sex bruh
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>>137341423
I would consider giving up meat if it meant getting a 2D gf.
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>>137342580

>>137342658 This. I hope you're ready for the worst friction burn of your life.

>>137342601
You'll never be ready enough, unless you can somehow cum 30 times without resting.
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>>137342522
>Closest a mortal girl could ever hope to being called a semen demon, without actually being a demon.
>Isn't even a Succubus but will still leave your life force completely drained when it's finally over.
She's basically death by snu snu.
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This is you tonight.
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>>137341677
You should always have a condom in your wallet anyway.

>>137341195
Real advice here. Just relax and go with the flow. The only thing you have to worry about is working yourself into a frenzy and ending up spilling your spaghetti.
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>>137343182
wow im a cute boy
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>>137340848
WHO IS THIS FAGGOT THAT KEEPS HOOKING ME UP ON DATES WITH KYOANI BITCHES?

IF I WANTED TO DIP MY DICK IN RETARDED I WOULD ASSAULT THE PSYCHIATRIC WARD OF MY NEAREST HOSPITAL.
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>>137343182
>Losing my brown and becoming an enemy of the sun itself.
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You bring me so much joy

Sweet like chocolate
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>>137340848
Nothing on this world or any worlds could explain how I could be so lucky.
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>>137340848
What is her ethnicity?
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>>137340848
This is her when leave for a day trip a year later.
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Can someone explain this shit to me.
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>>137341195
Talk about her. Or him, whatever. Show interest in what the other person is interested in, but be honest about how much it interests you.
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>>137343646
What needs to be explained?
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>>137343646
What are people like you called?
Visually illiterate?
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>>137343646
WE
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>>137344155
>That traceover
What in fucks name am I looking at?
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>>137344251
Yup, visually illiterate.
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>>137344394
I'm not that anon, and I can see perfectly clearly what you were going for, you just traced it out in a very weird way.
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>>137340848
No, I want this one
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>>137341672
Been on some dates here.
Just be yourself, try to be witty if you are, try to make it memorable, even if it is just a date.

2 things to remember:

1.First Impressions count.
2.Be yourself, If you are witty and funny, be funny, if you are honest, be honest.

If everything works out fine congrats.
If not, you will always have your /a/nons to laugh at and cry with you
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>>137345116
Wow, this is actually decent advice. I wasn't expecting that.
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>>137345116
And if you're nervous, be nervous. They are probably nervous too
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>>137341195
I had a date once, it was terrible I was there for hours because she had me as a stop gap for going to the cinema and assumed I drove the best part of a hundred miles to see her instead of taking public transport so I made her late for the cinema with her friend. But I'm sure you'll do fine anon.
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>>137345410
>Not planning ahead

You fucked up anon
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>>137345480
Eh maybe, just thankful it was over it was the most awkward thing in my life I hope to never relive it.
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>>137340848
Nice, I like peaches.
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>>137340848
Sweet.
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Feet on the first date?
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>>137345293

I'm a grown ass man though. I have two younger sisters that are older than she is.
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>>137340848
A gypsy will stab me at the way at home?
Sounds realistic.
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>>137340848
What a qt
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>>137347590
Why are you on a chinese cartoon board
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