This is your date tonight.
>implying anyone on /a/ knows what to do on a date
This scares the shit out of me because I have one for the first time in my life tomorrow and I don't know what to even do or talk about.
Just remember what Japan has taught you.
Well well well, look what we have here!
I'm counting on it.
Once it all fails horribly I'm just gonna drink until I forget I exist while listening to Friday Night Faggotry
This is your date tonight. She hasn't had sex in three months.
>Closest a mortal girl could ever hope to being called a semen demon, without actually being a demon.
>Isn't even a Succubus but will still leave your life force completely drained when it's finally over.
She's basically death by snu snu.
You should always have a condom in your wallet anyway.
Real advice here. Just relax and go with the flow. The only thing you have to worry about is working yourself into a frenzy and ending up spilling your spaghetti.
WHO IS THIS FAGGOT THAT KEEPS HOOKING ME UP ON DATES WITH KYOANI BITCHES?
IF I WANTED TO DIP MY DICK IN RETARDED I WOULD ASSAULT THE PSYCHIATRIC WARD OF MY NEAREST HOSPITAL.
>Losing my brown and becoming an enemy of the sun itself.
This is her when leave for a day trip a year later.
What are people like you called?
Yup, visually illiterate.
No, I want this one
Been on some dates here.
Just be yourself, try to be witty if you are, try to make it memorable, even if it is just a date.
2 things to remember:
1.First Impressions count.
2.Be yourself, If you are witty and funny, be funny, if you are honest, be honest.
If everything works out fine congrats.
If not, you will always have your /a/nons to
laugh at andcry with you
I had a date once, it was terrible I was there for hours because she had me as a stop gap for going to the cinema and assumed I drove the best part of a hundred miles to see her instead of taking public transport so I made her late for the cinema with her friend. But I'm sure you'll do fine anon.
A gypsy will stab me at the way at home?