You're waifu shits, has periods, and smells bad in the morning.

but what do anzu's worn spats smell like after 4 days?

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What if my waifu is a robot?

My waifu smells like chlorine pretty much all the time, so that's fine.

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>>137316354
>shits
Whatever, we all do. As long as she cleans well I'm still gonna go down on that angus.
>periods
Fucking girls on their period is pretty fun.
>smells bad in the morning
Perfect. You can be damn sure I'm gonna sneak in a few armpit wiffs before she wakes up to enhance my morning wood to the point of no return.

No problem for me.

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>>137316354
>You're waifu shits
That's pretty hot, I love her gaping anus pushing out some juicy feces.
>has periods
That's pretty nice for a 5 year old.
>and smells bad in the morning
Not true at her age.

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>>137316354

>There are waifufags on this board RIGHT NOW who cannot/do not know how to deal with these facts

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Mai waifu is 2d, none of those things apply to her. She doesn't even age! She's still 16 years old.

Deal with it.

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>>137316932
I'm surprised someone else has a waifu from that series.

>>137316672
>Ass to mouth
Eh, but a scholar on the other two.

>>137316354
Does this mean she is real now?

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>>137316354
But what if she's an alien humanoid interface?

>>137316354
How do you know if that applies to my waifu you inconsiderate fuck

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>>137316354
But waifus are ideals, and only do those things if you want them too. Its why your waifus love juices taste like candy and smell like your favorite things.
>my waifu smells like sandelwood

>>137317317
What the fuck is sandelwood

>>137317317

>turning your waifu into an ideal
>thinking this is a positive for your waifu

>>137316354
My waifu does none of that through.

>>137317818
Through what?

>>137317209

I'm sure her superiors purposed her for successful interaction with human culture so as to not draw attention to her nature, so she should be able to function just as any other human would.

>>137317741
Sorry i meant sandalwood.
>>137317783
Waifus are already ideals. They are the closest out minds can precieve to pure love.

Are you implying that each of these isn't one of my fetishes?

>>137316997
Indeed, it's an old series. Wonder if /a/ was discussing it 10 years ago

>>137317835
No idea, but fuck auto correct sometimes.

>>137317926

>pure love

If you think that ideals are what "pure love" is, then you don't deserve your waifu.

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>>137316354
lolno

>>137316354
>You're waifu shits, has periods
Nope, she's not human and technically not even alive.

>smells bad in the morning
I hope so

>>137318076

>Games Workshop

The fuck?

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>>137316464
>seasonal waifu

>>137318071
>thinks a woman has to be a greasy meat sac for pure love

>>137318174

>implying that reality is not a variable spectrum that includes a variety of pleasant and unpleasant experiences in the context of a partner

>>137318129
This.

>>137316354
My waifu is a ghost.

>>137318264
>implying what we percieve is not just imperfect representations of an ideal world.
>implying that a true and completely objective ideal doesnt exist.

>>137318380

Plato? Is that you?

She is a robot and non of those things apply besides the fact she might smell like gunpowder.

>>137318431
N..nooo im just a cute little girl on /a/

>>137317317
It's stupid that anybody thinks like this. I love my waifu because I relate to her, I love her flaws as much as her strengths. I want to huff her salty body odour and taste her sour morning breath

An ideal isn't believable. I don't get how somebody can love a character they can't relate to. I don't get how people can like perfect mary sues

>>137318498

It's actually quite simple anon. There are two ends of the spectrum of waifufags. On one end are those who would, under ideal circumstances, be happy with a real world equivalent of their waifu and are willing to accept the realities of a reciprocal relationship. Granted, there are very few if any waifufags that are at this point, and most tend to be working towards this goal. On the other end are those who consider their waifu to be an ideal, rather than a person. They are searching for an ideal, or come to the realization that an ideal cannot exist and are comfortable with an illusion or delusion. Both options are equally viable, and fall down to personal preference. So long as a person is completely aware of the implications of their beliefs and actions in this regard, I've no problem with it, and you shouldn't either.

>>137318472

Good, because if you were Plato I'd tell you to fuck off.

>>137318666
>satan and plato get into a debate
>plato tries to use reason
>satan rhetoric
I want this to be an anime. Also, they are both lolis.

>>137318129
Maybe the Major collects 40k?

>>137318761

>Satan: Rhetoric
>Plato: Reason

Wouldn't it be the other way around? Also, why do they both have to be lolis?

Though, a philosopher/naturalist anime wouldn't be too bad of an idea. Lots of potential for comedy.

How can anyone even be with 3dpd knowing this reality? I don't understand

>>137318834
Plato makes a pretty large argument against rhetoric im his writings. Satan would enjoy making things sound pretty, even if they werent. Also
>Lolis sell well

>>137318857

Because believe it or not, when you love someone whether they're 2D or 3D you actually find yourself enjoying the intimacy of living in reality with them. This is why if you actually love you're waifu, you would be capable of accepting OP's listed facts (with some exceptions to certain waifus).

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>>137318431
>this banter

Seriously, 2D is obviously an ideal. That's why people say "3DPD": the things they don't like in 3D women are those non-ideal qualities.

>>137318806

I guess commanding Section 9 isn't enough.

>>137316354
My Waifu has not started her period yet. Suck on that OP.

>>137318806
>not fantasy

Oh wait..>>137318857
>How can anyone even be with 3dpd
Those are the only appealing points though

>>137316354
I'm not delusional so I don't have a waifu

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>>137318985
>only one correct way to love a waifu.

>>137319179

I guess I should rectify that I wasn't saying there was one -correct- way to love your waifu. I was saying that some forms of love are more beneficial to both parties than others, and in that regard a stronger basis of love could be made. "Actually love" was a poor choice of words.

>>137316354
jokes on you Ive no waifu

>>137319115

Why was this deleted?

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>>137319256
Fair enough

>>137319328
Maybe the mods like the tripfag named derp_commander.

>>137318985
>with some exceptions to certain waifus
Sucks to be them.

>>137316354
My waifu is a card

>>137316354
Are you fucking retarded? Why the fuck do you think we all have 2D waifu? GTFO, normalfag. Die.

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>>137319457
The mods are sucking his dick now? That's ashame. Funny though because now I know he got butt mad enough to report it.

>>137319679
That's not why I have a waifu. Don't put me in with your sperg lot.

>>137316354
fucking virgin.

>>137318158
>2hu shit.

>>137319837
I think that's an oxymoron.

>>137319934
lel

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>there are people with 3dpd wives that probably hear them having diarrhea

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>>137319457

>>137320378
I never understand why people would want to date 3d women.

>>137320378
>>137320456

>Not feeling even closer to your partner because you can share those sorts of experiences

>>137320378
looks like I made the right choice sticking with 2D

>>137319747
Actually, I didn't. I've been paying attention to other threads. What the fuck happened?

>>137317835
Through her anus

>>137320378
Why would anyone listen on their partner taking a shit?

>>137317835
Through and through the courage you've instilled is okkusenman

>>137320409
She sees your dick?

>>137319328
What was his post, "fuck off tripfag"?

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>>137320378

>>137320576

No, it was the "Hi there! You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post..." line about unnecessary tripcodes.

>>137320530
Some people live in very small homes or apartments. Now compound that with cheap construction (thin walls) and you will come across this sort of thing by accident on occasion

>>137320632
Oh, that meme.

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>>137316354
>>137320378

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>>137320707
>this line was unironically used in animation

>>137316354
>You're waifu shits
Like we all do
>has periods
That means she's fertile and we can start a family together
>and smells bad in the morning
I doubt it.

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>>137320530
>share bedroom
>she goes in the bathroom attached to it

Also it's not a big deal. You don't even think like that. You just worry if she's going to be okay and go to the store to get her a sports drink, etc

>>137317015
That's not what that phrase means.

>>137318834
>Also, why do they both have to be lolis?
We have an anime about idols that are ancient Greeks instead of lolis, and it sells like shit.

>>137316354
She's dead so she doesn't anymore.

>>137316354
Proof?

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>>137316354
>implying

>Sleeping in the same bed
Don't do it. She poots in her sleep, and she rolls over, she snores (and not the cute anime snore either). Her breath smells in the morning, her skin may or may not be pasty.

This is why I vastly prefer 2D. You can just imagine the good things and none of the bad stuff.
Having a wife really opens your eyes to what girls are like when they're not out and about with makeup looking cute.

And holy shit if you think tsunderes of sadist girls are fun in 2D you have another thing coming in 3D. My wife stomped on my tablet the other day all the while smiling, all because I had some porn on it.

>>137322655

Don't generalize your poor life decisions and experiences to an entire population. If what you're saying is true, then you and your wife have serious compatibility issues that wouldn't be magically solved even if your perfect vision of a 2d waifu was realized.

>>137322655
Anon, you married a yandere.

>>137322655

>You can just imagine the good things and none of the bad stuff.

Just say you're not cut out for relationships and be done with it then. Don't paint it as something else.

>>137322655
Wow anon you married a crazy bitch. I hope you scolded her for such behaviour

>>137322655
This is why you need to smack women regularly and put them in their place.

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>>137322655
married here

Everything you claimed is wrong except the breath part, in which case who cares. Fixed in 30 seconds brushing your teeth.

Why don't you just say fuckfu, because you obviously don't want a partner, just a fuckdoll robot. That's perfectly fine btw.

>>137323017
>married
But I don't want a sex partner. I wanted someone I could live my life with.
I just cringe when I see people thinking married life is the best thing ever. It's just not. I still love her, but if I could start over I'd rather be single.

>>137322655
>I don't feel like sex right now ;(
>I don't feel like sex right now ;(
>I don't feel like sex right now ;(
>I don't feel like sex right now ;(
>OMG YOU HAVE PORN WHY AM I SO UNATTRACTIVE TO YOU, YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION ANON

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No she doesn't!

>>137323143
You can start over you know. It's not a death sentence like sitcoms tell you.

>>137323209
It sorta is though. But anyway your normalfags have fun. Im content in my 2d paradise.

>>137322655
>My wife stomped on my tablet the other day all the while smiling, all because I had some porn on it.

Is this an American thing? Because I have never heard of porn ever being an issue from anyone I know

>wife

What the fuck

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>>137316354
Yeah, it's fine, I do first and last thing too.
If she didn't had periods we couldn't have children too, it would be so bad.

>>137320378
I bet it doesn't sound much different from you doing this.
Really, what's the deal with being afraid of other person's bodily functions?

>>137322655
How can people claim to love each other and still do these kind of things to each other?
Pig disgusting as fuck, I don't even know why I'm surprised.
>Don't do it. She poots in her sleep, and she rolls over, she snores (and not the cute anime snore either). Her breath smells in the morning, her skin may or may not be pasty.
I cuddled and slept together with a girl before and had no problems like that.
Don't take me wrong, I didn't do anything inappropriate, I keep my body pure for my waifu.

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>>137316464
>What if my waifu is a robot?

Be carefull and read the instructions.

>>137322655
I doubt this, but if it is true, you fucked up.
Everything except the tablet is normal human stuff and honestly pretty endearing if you love the person. Morning breath and sleep farts are no deterrent to being able to feel my waifu's warmth and touch her hair if she was real

>>137325133
>thinking platonic cuddling is a thing

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>>137316425
Heaven

>>137316425
Sweat, urine, vaginal discharge and a hint of shit.

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>>137325242
If my waifu was real she would be a genius and wouldn't even know I exist. One can imagine though.

>>137325918
So is she really neither a loli or a NEET

>>137318624
I'm an idealfag and you got that part mostly right. It's not exactly an illusion or delusion though. For example, one can continue loving the concept of true justice while knowing that it is impractical to realize in this world.

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>>137316354

I sure hope so.