Strike Witches

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I can think of at least three witches sexier than Minna!

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>A witch oneesan will never give you a bath.
I'm so jealous

>>137286271
Yeah, so I just watched that one for the first time. It was my favorite of the 3. 3>=2>1

It's a shame the next season is not about the 501st.

>>137286376
Season 2 was shit.
>this time they have to fight a SUPER hive instead of a regular one.
>spend 90% on SOL silly episodes.

Time to move on. Mio is gone and Minna will soon not into magic.

>>137286562
I would tolerate an asspull. Besides, even without magic they can handle tactics and strategy.

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It's almost Valentine's Day.

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>>137285916
Let it rest idiot with the stupid threads, we've already had two big threads on top of two spinoff ones in three days and use helma in the meanwhile if you aren't already for some reason.
www.helma.us/sw/

I doubt any of us have answers to those, I asked previously even how does PV releases work in general but looks like no one knows. They release it when they seem fit and it'll pop up in youtube eventually as no one made camrip so far.
And your last question is >opinions as I'd put Minna on par with Rall.

Do we really need daily threads when no new information is out?

>>137287106
Exactly, the PV isn't even out yet. The event thread was one of the best we've had in a long while.

>>137285987

What's going on here, did a Neuroi invade their bath time or did Perrine just want an excuse to try and grope Lynette's Lyenettes?

>>137287267

Perrine is the least groping-concerned in the 501st, but I assume you meant Yoshika.

>>137286562

I don't understand the season 2 was shit meme. What was so much better about season 1?

>>137289116

I enjoyed the characterization a lot in the first season.

>>137288017

Or maybe Yoshika thought Perrine was going to go for Lynette's Lynettes, got jealous and used herself as a human shield.

>>137289247

I just think S2 is more memorable, stuff like the Rome trip and Perrine the Pirate.

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Wish I could have been there.

>>137289788
Mio's arc in S2 was way more interesting than anything that happened in S1.

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>>137290976

Any translated blogs/summary of what happened in the PV?

>>137293223
http://www.helma.us/sw/res/8815.html#9273
Anything more specific you gotta dig yourself up from nip tweets regarding PV. Sit relaxed and wait for it otherwise.

>>137293436
Two new characters?

>>137293894
One.

>>137293959
>>137293894
um you mean 3?

Shirley and Perrine is best crack pairing.

>>137293978
shirley and anyone best pairing

>>137293976
The only new character is Hikari, her sister was established times ago but hadn't had visual yet.

>>137294011

Shirley is very versatile though I wish they would've explored Shirley and Eila more like they originally planned.

Honestly who wouldn't work with Shirley?

>>137293976

Im looking at the two "artist rending from memory" characters

Is the smaller one the audience self insert?

>>137294115
Shirley is just so genki and optimistic and is the sexy gearhead that I couldn't see not being everyone's best friend.

Can the witches have sex?

>>137294140
Are you incapable of reading English somehow?
Though helma thread doesn't have mention that Hikari's familiar is squirrel and her sister has crane.

>>137294220
Can pope shit in the woods?

>>137286376
The first season aired not that far off from a fucking decade ago. It's been punctuated by years of nothing while kancolle and GuP came along. I love the 501st, but would have been less excited about this than it being the 502nd.

It's a much needed breath of fresh air for the series; it would be so stale of it to feel not too different from s1/2.

Who is this Eagle namefag and why does he seem like he doesnt want people to talk about anything yet can't control himself from responding all the time anyway

This is finally getting a third season? When the fuck did that get announced and how did I miss it?

>>137294220
if they can't, there's no reason to me live

>>137294391
The new season was announced over two years ago. No idea how you missed it since there have been threads around always plus there's always helma.us.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-10-14/strike-witches-new-tv-anime-ova-are-not-the-3rd-season
We still don't have airing date though.

>>137294220
There would be no witches otherwise.

>>137294163

It's impossible to not like Shirley, definitely one of my favourite witches. She's someone I can see just easily being fun to hang around with, have a few beers together and you'll have fun doing any stupid stuff.

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Find a flaw.

>>137294911

Not blue eyes.

>>137294911
No tits or ass. She's young. Maybe those grow. But if you didnt think Perrine was perfect otherwise after OVA3, then kill yourself.

>>137294911

Would be hotter if a little bustier but still I would, only to experience how shocking it would be with Perrine.

>>137294911
Too perfect
Not enough screen time

>>137294911
Too radiant and I dont have sunglasses.

>>137286271
I was disappointed when she said lets take a bath and it panned to her wearing clothes.
Should have gotten naked too.

>>137294911
Bad design, bad voice, bad character all around and even got kek'ed in her own episode with that drunken Mio/Minna kiss.

No redeeming quality whatsoever.

>>137295494
To be fair, most people who don't watch anime seem to think every anime fan is a pedo, doesn't help that SW is full of cute girls with no pants.

>>137295535
>bad design
You're a fag
>bad voice
You're a fag
>bad character
You're a giant fag
>Got kek'ed
She's probably over Mio by the time the movie rolls around. She's got me too.

>>137295535
Anyone calling Miyuki Sawashiro's voice bad needs medical help.

>you'll never be Perrine's butler.

Such a great job.

>>137295616

Those are the best kinds of cute girls.

>>137295616

You'll see people here on 4chan of all places bitching about lolicons.

>>137295864

Erica is not a loli so it works out for me.

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Minna is pretty hot

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What studio is handling s3? Silver Link?

>>137296316
See >>137154281

>>137296316
They did great with the OVAs.

Wonder how much they'll rewrite inter-team interactions with new OC character.

>>137296880

You think the new character is going to take up Yoshika's reigns of being a molesteer? The 502nd is already swarming with them.

>>137297623
Who knows.

Yoshika didnt really do that that much anyway.

>>137297665

Sure she did. She even molested Shirley's unconscious body.

>>137298392
eh, I just didnt think it was that defining of a character trait for her.

>>137294911
She's French.

>>137298436
It really wasn't. She only ever grabbed Lynne, Shirley and Mio if I'm remembering right.
So much for a boobie grabber title. Same goes for Eila who was supposed to be master at it but in the end we only ever saw her grab Lynne despite her wiki being full of how she's tried everyone's.

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>>137298590
Why are French woman so sexy?

>>137298609
Yeah, wonder if the anime will rewrite some of 502ned and krupinski is tuned down a bit.

>>137298800

I don't think Krupi could possibly be safe for TV.

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>>137299388
Your Krupi fear mongering really is persistent.

I haven't seen that one anon who wants to impregnate Lynette in a while.

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>>137299532

The Krupi war machine does not sleep and neither can I.

>>137286310
3 was great mainly because of Perrine. Other than that shota was fucking annoying.

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I want to cuddle with Prinzessin!

>>137295038
>not liking yellow eyes
Sun > water

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>>137301099

That's where the blonde hair comes in.

Gold and blue are very complimentary.

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>>137301322
To each their own.
I prefer my gold in both hair and eyes.

>>137301381

Yellow eyes with blonde hair always make me think something's missing.

Oh well. To each their own is right. My Erica is perfect, that's all whom i'm concerned about.

Are we going to have a separate /sw/ Valentine's thread or will cute witch dates just be posted in the usual thread? I don't remember what happened last year.

>>137301670
wut

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>>137301969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ysc-bX964&list=WL&index=36

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>>137294220

In 507 LN , Yes

Anabuki and Sakomizu have sex multiple time and ending has lesbian threesome.

I've never been too much into the fandom aside from watching the TV series, the movie and reading a few side stories.

Who are the 502 supposed to be?

>>137286562
>>137294288
It may need fresh air, but not using established characters means they'll have to waste more time in introducing the new cast instead of having them doing interesting things.

>>137302507
>they'll have to waste more time in introducing the new cast instead of having them doing interesting things.
oh yes. It's IMPOSSIBLE to do BOTH! God forbid. Do you know how stupid this sounds? 501 is done. I dont want Marseille episodes but with 501st characters. It's a waste of time. 12 episodes is a lot. shit

>>137302507
>I've never been too much into the fandom aside from watching the TV series, the movie and reading a few side stories.
Me too. Side stories a giant fucking uninteresting shit.


>Who are the 502 supposed to be?
Another squad. Probably more serious since they are based in a harsher area.

>>137302573
Holy shit man, calm yourself.

>>137302621
>they are based in a harsher area.
Sounds interesting.

>>137302376
Disgusting.

>>137302887
Author died because it gave him cancer.

Probably.

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>>137302507
Best squad.

>>137303357
Rall, Georgette, Nao all I care about. Dont care for nippa and her meme fanbase.

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>>137303376
You sound salty.
You have good taste otherwise though.

>>137303400
>I break strikers and have bad luck.
>I also wear a sweater with decent sized puppies.

meh

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>>137303409
I haven't seen forced woozle posting in a long time now if you're referring to that as well.

>>137303447
would marry

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>>137303457
She might be my favorite character in the 502nd.

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>>137303400

The hot springs episode with Nipa nipples can't come soon enough

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>>137303507
At least they actually will have nipples in the BDs.

>>137303357
That witch on the front, I don't even know her name but I'm sure I have some porn of her.

>>137285916
I don't really care anymore, without being the wing with loli Witches, my interest is minimal.

Since TVA is supposedly going to take place between the first and second seasons, what possible historical event could it correspond to? The first thing that comes to mind would be the Siege of Leningrad, but I'm not sure how witches would play into that.

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>>137303535
Kanno Naoe.
And go educate yourself already, there's a whole wikia about Strike Witches listing over 150 witches already.

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>>137303534

We'll never get an Afrika season will we?

>>137303572
>And go educate yourself already, there's a whole wikia about Strike Witches listing over 150 witches already.
What if I'm not interested?
The only side stories I cared about were the Afrika ones.

>>137303357
Naoe>Rall>Krupinski>Rossman>Pokryshkin>Nipa>Sadako>Lemare

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>>137303595
Probably not, I'm happy we got the OVA that had more Raisa.

>>137303659
If you are >>137302507 then you were the one who asked first.
If you aren't, okay, not my business anyway.

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>>137303659
Who is your favourite African witches?

>>137303699
Yes, it was me asking the question, but I'm not interested in reading about all witches in a wiki, I did say I wasn't too much into the fandom.

I just wanted a short answer about who were the 502, and that was something completely unrelated to my post regarding the porn comment.

>>137303376
>Everything I dislike is a meme

>>137303685
>Krupinski that high
>lemare and sadako that low.
Pokryshkin worst one.

>>137303748
In short, they are not the 501st, so shit.

>>137303720
I like Keiko.

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Literally cant wait for more Rall. Why is it we know so little about her when she's the lead? I feel like we know more about a few of the others than her.
I wonder what kind of hobbies they give her.

Sanya please

I'm hoping they didn't get their own OVA because they were going to show up in season three. Can't have ep6 without them.

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>>137303748
They had a short cameo in the movie.

>>137303797
>I wonder what kind of hobbies they give her.
Probably the drinking/shota/lame jokes variety. Choose one or all.

>>137303812
I just hope they won't do the same shit with ep.7 they did in 501st anime.
But given the different nature of the 501st I can't really imagine anything like that, thankfully there aren't any characters like Erica and Lucchini in the 502nd.

>>137303818
>no lolis
What's the point?

>>137303842

I'll be happy with a closeup of Sanya crotch

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>>137303862
Nao is loli enough.

>>137303884
Not really, no, and she's the only one even close to being one.

>>137303904
Well, 502nd anime will not be for lolicons then.

>>137303937
502nd is the strike witches for men of taste who like the most war-time military girls with a lot of the moeshit removed.

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>>137303797
>she's the lead
She don't. She just throw every task to Pokryshkin and Rossman. It's not like she is a bad leader though. She is basically the type of leader who delegate tasks to her people and give them free reign.

>>137303970
Then I want to know what she does when she's delegating and free time.

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>>137303964
>calling anything moeshit in a Strike Witches thread

>>137304000
Nao isnt moe. She's a strong, beautiful lady.

>>137303995
Smokes "medical" marijuana for her back.

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>>137304012
You're missing the point.

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Have you worshiped your witchfu today?

>>137303937
That's the problem, but whatever, that's the only reason they can make an adaptation anyways.

>>137301670

At this point probably both.

I've never done one of those come to think of it. Being lazy all day seems more appropriate anyways.

>>137304077
Which is bullshit because it's the same studio that made Prisma Illya.

>>137304234
That doesnt mean crap though.

>>137304234
Which had even the panty shots cut out for the 3rd season, not to mention everything else aside from the kiss scenes were toned down to non erotic.

>>137304070

If by "worship" you mean "masturbate furiously", then yes.

>>137303357
at least they are kind of wearing pants now right?

>>137304234
Just because a studio made one anime doesn't mean they work the same way on another anime.

I think Illya is the only work of SL in recent memory that features heavy loli fanservice.

>>137304647
Three of them are wearing pantyhose, just like in the 501st, I don't see a change.
I'm surprised it's not more as they are in the cold north and should be freezing to death with bare legs.

>>137304514
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

>>137304833
So you're saying cyborg waifus have super computer vaginas more powerful than anything we have today?

>>137304833
>tfw you can store and upload porn with your dick

>>137304833
I want to upload 37.5 MB of data into a witch.

>>137305078

Judging by what that anon said that seems like it would be a very precise undertaking.

>>137299682
You mean all anons? Lynnette is for impregnation by default.

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>>137305336
Some people don't want kids.
Or like cowtits.
Lynne is still a lovely girl.

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Lynn has been taken.

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Is there something wrong with me if I find animal tails sexy?

>>137306319
Animal tails specifically or animal tails on cute girls?

>>137306382
Animal tails on cute girls.

>>137306391
Not at all, its pretty tame as far as fetishes go.

>>137306319

I have yet to see demonstrable evidence to prove that witches don't wag their tails when you pet the tops of their heads.

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>>137299822

Well, it's getting pretty late. Time to sleep.