Khara and Trigger gave up on making shitty anime and rejoined Gainax to revive it. Their first project after getting the band back together is a mass-crossover with all their original (and probably some of their adapted) anime.
what things you want to be a part of said anime?
It's a sequel to FLCL, starring a now 26 year old Naota working a shit, depressing office-job.
Weird Gainax shit happens, and in the end he flies away in the ship from the Daicon shorts with Ninamori.
Along the way he meets various Gainax characters, some real, some are just deluded cosplayers or something, and learns that just because real life is bad, he shouldn't let his imagination turn to shit or something. It's Gainax, the message isn't deep, you get the idea.
>Shinji as MC
>Noriko as love interest
Oh boy, those two would actually really hit it off. Both cry and bunch, yearn for fatherly affection, and struggle with responsibility.
Shirotsugh Lhadatt and Nicola try to rape all the Gaianx girls, only to get themselves raped by Panty and Misato while Hobo Simon teaches Shinji how to hit on girls.
>MC and crew finds a mech and are surrounded by enemies
>Noriko tries to stay cool but doesn't know what to do
>Simon goes berserk and just start ripping the enemies apart
Simon will be the most competent one in the beginning, then Noriko, and Shinji at the end.
>Nono busts in and smashes everything with an Inazuma Kick
If you want a Gainax MC who gets shit done, Nono would probably be the first in line. Not necessarily doing the right or sensible thing, but still.
Haruko would do the same as well, if she counts as a protagonist.
Noriko actually nuts up and gets shit done, Shinji sucks giant cocks and lets the world be destroyed. They're a horrible pairing and you should kill yourself. Only Satan could wish such an awful thing on the miracle that is Noriko.
>implying Shinji would be the most competent at any point
He never actually does anything noteworthy. He just coasts off Yui and whenever he actually is in a position where he can't, he breaks down and lets the world end.
>bitches be dissing my man Shinji
>Canti gets busted up trying to save the kids
>they cry and get depressed
>find there's a person that can repair Canti
>it's adult Naota
>takes awhile to repair
>Canti's repair is complete
>Canti is repaired into Nono
>"I upgraded it to be more humanoid and based the appearance off of a past lover I had"
Noriko is way more incompetent than Shinji but people give her a pass because she's a girl. Shinji fought angels countless times on the front lines, where he would feel every damage his EVA took. Meanwhile Noriko cried 100x more than Shinji and was too afraid to do shit for the majority of the series until she finally decided to get inside her OP gunbuster at the last minute and found out it was fucking easy. Shinji never let one of his comrades get killed due to incompetence, Noriko did
>all this bait
Shinji always lost his balls whenever the going got tough and let Yui solve his problems for him. Noriko had nobody but herself to fall back on when the moment of truth came.
>Noriko cried 100x more than Shinji
That's because Shinji never cried, but he might as well have been every time he ran away from his problems like the tremendous pussy he is
>was too afraid to do shit for the majority of the series
> inside her OP gunbuster at the last minute
Yeah because Unit 01 isn't OP and Shinji never bitched out until the last second either
> found out it was fucking easy
>Shinji never let one of his comrades get killed due to incompetence
Who is Rei II? Who is Asuka?