Why is this snail so cute?

Read that as "Why is anal so cute?,"

>>137261167
Anal is cute too.
http://exhentai.org/s/a1a210647d/312958-13

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So those are Madoka characters at the ends right? Madoka, Homura, Kyoko, and Sayaka?

>>137261623
I thought I had all the quality stuff on snail, how did I miss this?

>>137261722
Indeed they are.
Never noticed this

>>137261722
Yes. Then there are SZS characters just to Araragi's left and we think those are Hidamaris to his right.

>>137261756
Maybe you got put off by the beginning which involves Hanekawa getting fucked by strangers in the park.

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>>137261769
iirc they're all Shaft?

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>>137261722
>>137261769

>dat twin tail curve

Wow, I wish girls were permanently sideways

>>137261722
>shaft

>>137261940
It's not like Shaft is the only studio to do stuff like this

KyoAni has their protagonists show up as random background characters all the time

>>137261097
that's not a snail that's a nigger

>>137262020
No one asked.

Forced cuteness

>>137262301
Forced troll

>>137262357
Forced reply

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>>137262425
Forced cuddles

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>>137261097
She just is.

>>137261097
Is Hachikuji the only gatari that's universally liked? I know everyone has wildly varying tier lists but I've never seen anyone hate Snail.

>>137262579
shitty forced animation garbage

>>137262762
The only people I've seen hate on snail are those who haven't yet seen the light that is the loli.

>>137262968
Who needs to "see the light" to like a cute girl who has fun conversations and gives great advice?

>>137261769
>Hidamaris
NOT WIDE ENOUGH

>>137263401
Monogatari style doesn't have wide heads.

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>>137263804

>>137261097
Look carefully, that's Samefag the High School.

>>137264414
Middle school

>>137264463
Hachikuji died an elementary schooler.