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Alright anons. A portal opens to a fantasy world with magic, elves, Werebeasts, orcs, dragons, and other fantasy shit. Similar to the world in Gate and Outbreak Company. To deal with this threat the UN becomes more powerful, representing Earth within this new fantasy world. You are a special operative within the UN military branch.
To help you in this new world full of magic you have been implanted with Nanomachines, the type Eve from Black Cat have. This gives you access to the following shape-shifting abilities:
>Transforming parts of your body into deadly weapons
>Hardening your skin as tough as steel
>Growing wings for flight or transforming your lower body into a mermaid tail for better swimming.
How would you fair and what would you do anons?
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>>137252023
Here is Eve from Black Cat.
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What's with the lame superpowers.
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>What if Punisher had the Venom symbiote. cbz
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>>137252023
I'd go an take my savings, buy a panzer III (only around 40,000 US right now), have them make many of them using their forges (backyard yokels can make tanks from scratch, why not orks) create the waffen SS amongst the orks, and then we'd go and gas all the elves.
Fuck elves.
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>>137252023
i don't care about anything other than FREEING the living shit out of everyone, that includes elves, orcs, beastman, demon class, gods and humans
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>>137253292
also if i have nano machines i rather use them like this man
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>>137253292
>freeing elves.
What are you, fucking gay?
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>>137252023
once I'm on the other side destroy the portal
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>>137252023
...so, I'm a winged mermaid with iron-hard scales and swords for hands?
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>>137253376
mai nigger
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>>137252023
This thread should really be on /tg/, but...
Given those "powers" from the nano machines, I'd start gathering intelligence on the local populations/species if that information isn't already available. Once I've done that I'd start gathering information about the power structures in place in this world, and inform my higher ups of my findings. Assuming no additional assignments are given, I'd find loose sluts of the world and Fuck my way down the list if humanoid species.
Humanity, fuck yeah!
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>>137253376
>>137253760
Unfortunately Armstrong doesn't exist in this world and you lot have to do the job. Get to it.
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