Have you stopped exorcising, you fat fuck?

>>137247403
I can't, Satan has been really busy lately.

>>137247456
Keep up the good work, Father.

>>137247403
I started stretching recently actually.
Haven't watched that anime yet though.

>>137247403

Today was leg day.

Working on my one arm pull up, just did a Saitama-like training regime. Just a little more.

I'm in my 8th year of swimming 2500 yards in 40 minutes three times a week.

At this point, I can't imagine not doing it.

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>>137247403
Surprisingly not.

>>137248364
>not working on one finger pull up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4RGP2K2tgM
not gonna make it

>>137247403
Never. I'm doing depth jumps today since it's been cold outside and I can't hit the court.

I never started.
On the other hand I'm skelletor.

yes because i can only afford ~1500 calories a day so i need to be conservative

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>>137248728
>On the other hand
>other hand
This show is strictly a one-hand exercise, Anon.

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>>137248728
Skeletor was pretty jacked, tho.

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>>137247456
Criminally underrated post.

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>>137248943
He was big boned.

>>137247403
Started lifting against after many months of being a lazy fuck. Time to make some gains

>>137248943
MYAAAAHHHH!

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Who would ever stop exercising with a partner as cute as Hinako?

>>137247403
Christmas and new years made me gain weight.
I'm down 20lbs already thanks to doing atleast 1000 calories on an exercise bike every other day, including weights, walking and other exercise. Today I burned 2000 from the bike alone.

I'm gonna make it.

>>137249352
>no weights
>not even to parallel
Stupid bitch

>>137249331
https://youtu.be/dw3dsE08GzY?t=16m17s

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>>137249477
I think Hinako needs to teach you to sleep forever.

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>>137247403
My fat temptations are too strong. I'm going to return back to my wrestling regimen from highschool. I was lean for a heavy weight class.

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I was built solid and ripped, 5 days a week most weeks

That was around 5 years ago until shortly after high school and I haven't been in a gym since

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No sir, I still do an hour of cardio every single day.

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>>137247403
No you faggot, I'm in the military and have to PT every day. What you call an exercise, I call a warm-up.

I walked for an hour.

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>>137250713

>>137247403
>exercising
I barely stand up except to go to work.

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>>137250713
>whining like a bitch
You signed up for it, bitch nigga.

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>>137250713
Woah guys we got a real workout expert over here.

Sometimes I like to think about the caloric intake anime girls must have to all be 15% body fat.

>>137250824
>tax dollars at work

>>137250842
What part of that was whining?

>>137247559
i walked over to my computer

Sometimes i fear my own strength

>>137250713
He doesn't go to the gym before PT

I bet you can't even score 300

>>137251092
At least post the whole pasta next time.

That's rude, I'm skinnyfat at worst.

>>137247403
Calisthenics here, always doing it daily

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>>137250824
>implying I'm Army
I wanna know where this reservist got that sweet UCP turtleneck.
>>137250842
Your reading comprehension is astounding, anon. I thought those of us in the military were supposed to be the dumb ones.
>>137251187
>being this enthusiastic about PT
What a fucking motard. Do you like doing running cadences too?

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This is a blog thread but whatever. I've been trying to work out more often to prepare myself for Navy Bootcamp. Just by dieting I lost 20 pounds though. It feels good

I don't excercise but I'm not fat.

Seriously stop eating like shit you disgusting slobs, it's not hard.

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I'm almost literally this guy save no sword. I have nothing to do, so all I do is practice martial art techniques I see on videos all day everyday.

>>137251947
>t. Napoleon Dynamite

>>137251855

Still should exercise though

>>137251673
>gayvy
Hope the hooyah doesn't get too much into your head. When do you ship?

>>137252319
Not until August, so I got plenty of time.

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>>137253049
Good shit, at least you won't be going when it's freezing cold up there.
>tfw went through Air Force bootcamp during summer, which is in South Texas

>>137253396
I know, I was glad for the date. I come from Commiefornia so I don't think I could handle Illinois in the winter

>>137253723
Same here. The thing is, California is hardly humid even during the summer, whereas Lackland was a fucking humidity-ridden shitfest with all the heat you'd expect out of South Texas. I honestly prefer being in a cold base where I am now in the Northeast.

>>137253396
Del Rio by any chance?

>>137254052
Disregard >>137254072

Military brat here, I grew up around Randolph myself.

>>137247403
I stopped because I started Uni and I'm afraid of exercising alone. I'm going to start going on runs early in the morning soon.

On the bright side, I've lost 7 pounds since January from improving my diet.

>>137254128
Never been to Randolph, and I hope I never do. AETC is where careers go to die, and Texas is not anywhere in my preferred base listing.

For all you guys dieting, make sure you are getting your protein or else you're going to end up weak as hell

What was the name of the /fit/bro who posted in the threads? Wasn't it like Adonis or something?
Which group had the best subs for this?
Chuuni best girl.

>>137254368
That's usually not too big of a deal unless they're vegetarian though, but I seriously hope I don't actually share this board with vegetarians.

>>137254751
Vegetarians are kind alright.

Vegans are real faggots, though.

>>137254052
Yeah. I'd prefer cold over heat any day of the week

>>137247403
Yes but I only eat once a day to compensate.

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>>137254405
>/fit/bro
He was a complete faggot though.

>>137255068
Eh? I recall that he was pretty helpful in discussing whether or not the exercises were actually "good" or not.
>faggot
Oh, well duh. He's from /fit/.
No homo.

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>>137249352
The only thing I learned from her was how to count to 24 in nihongo.

>>137255124
>First spoiler
That was the first redundancy I thought of immediately after posting that.

All I remember is him spouting annoying /fit/ memes all over the place.

>>137247403
I'm not fat though, I'm actually trying to gain weight.

>no big-breasted oujosama to work out with

>>137254791
I've only known one vegan who wasn't a judgemental asshole.

>>137255225
I'd prefer big-breasted oneechan to work out with.

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>>137250713

>>137251673
No physically perfect girls in the navy, anon.

>>137255463
>implying I want a military woman

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>>137255151
I unironically worked out with Hinako for about a year.
and then I masturbated furiously to bathtime

How do I find the motivation to exercise?

>>137256693
You need a goal.

>>137247403
Of course not!

I never started.

I finally got back my surgery last week. I'll be able to start exercising again in about a month or two.

Why is everyone talking about fitness when the OP asked about exorcism?

>>137256877
thread derail, you illiterate

>>137256877
because i want to exorcise the fat fuck possessing my body.

>>137247403
Of course not.
You have to start something to stop it.

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>>137256693
Do it once and then challenge yourself to do it the next day. Next challenge your self to do it for 2 days. Then a week, then 2. Then 3. Then a month, 2, 3, 4, 5 etc.

You get the picture.

The first 3 weeks are the hardest. That's where you can't give yourself a break.

Have both short term and long term goals.

It's like playing an RPG, you should "level up" after a set amount of accomplishments. There should be a boss at some set point. Either your maxing out on your lifts that day, or you're trying to beat your record on a run. Life is a game and we are just players.

Or at least that how my autistic mind handles it.

>>137256877
Because exercise is the method by which we exorcise the evil spirits of 「weakness」 and 「sloth」 from our bodies, pleb.

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Is it possible to have a physique like Rakan and being able to punch hard by real world standards?

>>137255391
Epig, simply epig.
So I guess you know all about working out, meme master? I bet you can't even run a mile in 10 minutes, fuccboi.

>>137257374
Can you do one legged squats, one arm push ups and chin/pull ups? You must be pretty confident if you are bragging.

>>137257368
isn't that just a recoloured Sol Badguy?

>go to weekend swing dance workshop
>it's like leg day twice in a row
I'm not even fat so no obscene need to exercise for me.

>>137257936
The only one of those that is even somewhat taxing are one arm pull ups. Get over yourself.

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>>137247403
I work out my cock every day

>>137257990
You might not be fat but you're fucking gay.

>>137258115
There's literally nothing gay about sucking another man's dick.

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>>137250824
>>137250921
>>137251478
Don't fuck with me.

>>137258115
Okay crossboard-kun.

>>137258152
This is what trapfags actually believe.

>>137258048
You're such a badass, I wish I could meet you.