Walk into your room, you see this:

it's not my birthday and I don't plan on helping you clean up all of this ribbon, Kanbaru.

What the hell were you thinking?

>>137247224
I sage and report this thread for being literal spam thread, if not a /v/eddit attraction thread.
Now piss off.

>>137247224
Kanbaru is a homewrecker.

She just wants to ruin Araragi's relationship with Senjouwahara, then all those cutsey flirts will come to an abrupt halt.

>>137247224
eat up doesn't make a lot of sense. if she were covered in chocolate or something, sure. but ribbon?

>>137247224
Stab her repeatedly

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>>137247224
fhritp

>>137247224
>3rd best
More like 4th or 5th.

>>137247224
I eat up.

>>137247224
Ask her why she changed my wallpaper.

>>137247337
She probably means pussy, anon. Or "her" generally. 'Take me'.

I wonder if the group of major characters would go full menage a (a lot) with orgies once they're older. They've survived a lot of shit together and they are obviously sexually comfortable around each other.

>>137247317
Probably when they first met, but nowadays she flirts out of respect for a fellow pervert.

>>137247224
Guess its time to put the trash into the trash.

>>137247224
'Itadakimasu'

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>You took too long to reply/do something and she asked you again
Come on guys, time is running out!

>>137247746
I say I'd eat up senpai. This isn't exactly a hard choice.

>>137247746
EVEN THE RIBBON WAS BETTER.
stick to women kanbaru. you clearly can't please a man.

>>137247942
>not wanting to eat rose petals

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Do a 360 and walk away
xD

>>137247224
Phone the zoo, inform them one of their monkeys has escaped.

>>137248024
>not harboring correct gut microbes to digest cellulose

those petals are nothing but a nuisance.

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>>137247224
Shitposting in my room? Slap that fat fuck out of my house.

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Kouhais are for treating with respect, so I'd do nothing lewd obviously.

>>137247317
>then all those cutsey flirts will come to an abrupt halt
It's pretty interesting that she seems closer to Araragi than she does Gahara in Hanamonogatari, and she pretty much drops the flirting altogether there (hell when Araragi walks in on her naked she's the one who's flustered and he's the one who doesn't give a shit)

>>137247224
>Filename
who are your top two?

>>137248855
Snail and Kagenui

>>137248855
dont listen to>>137249016
I am the OP.
Which ones do you think?

>>137248070
>xD

>>137249288
cat and karen

Which is your favorite monkey doujin?

Mine's the one where crab allows MC to fuck monkey but is absolutely not allowed to cum inside her, so that when he's about to cum he has to pull out quickly and thrust into crab.

>>137250772
Suruga Drive
It's probably not even the best one, I just like it

>>137247224
Well, of course I'd follow her instructions. A beautiful woman in my bedroom naked and covered in ribbons is telling me to eat up? There's no reason to refuse that request.

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>>137247224
Thank God for the meal.