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>someone knocks at your door
>see this
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>137245795
okaeri
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>>137245795
Wake up
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>>137245795
See my daughter out since she's clearly being picked up by her friends and a dog?
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>>137245795
dogs can knock?
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Invite the dog in for some tea
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>>137245795
Tell her to get the fuck off my property.
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Take the dog for a walk.
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>>137245795
Those floor tiles are the fucking shit.

They even reflect correctly and everything!
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>knocks
She's obviously leaving for school in the morning, I can tell because the toast is still in her mouth.
That dog is pretty suspicious though I think he may be a Korean spy.
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fuck the dog raw and let the children watch then fuck them too
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i'd tenderly lecture her on what the fucking point of knocking was if she was just gonna barge in anyway
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Say 「おかえりなさい!」 and ask how school was.
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>Exercise my castle doctrine rights.
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>>137245854
>suddenly your clumsy butler appears
BUT WHAT NAO?
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>you told me you had stopped hanging out with shounen manga characters
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>>137246067
It's fine the dog will lick it up.
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lol wrong house
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>>137245795
wonder why some random ass flat shit is suddenly leaving from "my place" and bothers to knock before doing so
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>>137246174
>How many breads have you eaten in your life?
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When the hell did I move to the ground floor?
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>>137246174
Am I a child or a manlet or something?
Why is she looking down at me.
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>>137246174
Do you show these to everyone that comes here, you fucking slut?
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>>137245795
Pretend that I am not home so I don't have to interact with strangers.
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>>137245795
savage butt rape
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>>137246351
>not being a loli
Fuck off from /a/
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>>137246351
This is your chance for some /ss/ anon.
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>>137246174
Go to the bakery section.
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>the girl from next door is waiting since an hour for you
How do you excuse yourself?
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>>137246656
I was masturbating
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>>137246174
She went for the "shh" motion and a cheeky tongue poke at the same time and ended up messing them both up. Moe.
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>>137245795
I'd put some jam on her bread.
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>>137245795
Do what Paul McCartney suggests and open the door, let 'em in
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>>137246656
I was sucking my own dick.
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"Oh, mysterious anime girl, what big feet you have!"
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>>137245889
you could fap to them if you like, we won't judge.
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>>137247137
>we won't judge
Depends is "we" /v/?
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>>137247194
jeez aren't you perverted, fine they can come too.
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>me behind the curtain giving stuff
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>>137245795
Rape?
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>>137247247
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>>137246067
remove azusa
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>>137245795
Proceed to freak the fuck out since my house magically transferred to Nippon.
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>>137245795
>shorts
Nope
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>>137245795
When did I move to Okinawa?
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>>137245795
Ask her what's wrong with her feet and why does she wear huge shoes.
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>>137248324
Maybe her feet hurt.
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>>137245832
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>>137245795
Is she coming in or something? Looks like she's leaving.
Tell my cute little perfect imouto to have a good day at school and to have fun with her lively looking friends then wake up and realize that my life is cold and empty
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>>137246067
Lose interest in guest when my waifu is my butler.
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>>137246174
"Um, do you any marshmallows?"
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>>137246174
>those perfect breasts
>that midriff
>that hint of sexy lingerie
>lingerie matches no less
>megane
>lovely hair
Sweet Jesus.
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>>137246656
"Sorry for being late, accept a marshmallow as my apology."
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>"Why are you masturbating to hentai when you have an older sister right here?"

How do you react?
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>>137247272
Praise Mizu Asato.
Denki-gai vol 10 never.
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>>137249152
Fuck her like an animal and have tons of inbred freak childrens
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>>137249152
Sex between family and siblings is immoral
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>>137245795
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>>137249152
"Did you say your breasts are soft as marshmallows?"
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>>137245795
>Stereotypical cunt with toast in her orifice is taking off her shoes in my home, which now possesses a Chinese dog statue where it had none before
>Future dregs of humanity are standing behind her in a neighborhood I do not recognize
>Realize I have traveled to the fantastical realm of Anime and resolve to find out what sort of show I am in so I can exploit my genre savvy with psychopathic abandon
>Ten years later retire myself out of existence via bullet to the head because I have been Shown Such Sights and I can no longer experience emotion
>It'll be a fun ride

>>137246174
>Walk up in front of her and use my left arm to grab some shit and put it in my cart
>Simultaneously use the right arm to stroke her left waist gently
>Give her a look that dares her to take this further

>>137246656
>I make no excuse but I apologize and offer to her out to lunch

>>137249152
>The door was locked and I'd rather like to know how you got in, but yeah, come here
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>>137249152
Why must you torment me so? The only chance I had at having an onee-san was miscarried.
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>>137246174

tell her

"excuse me madam, you are blocking my bread"
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What the fuck is that horrible perspective on the wall?
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>>137246656

"sorry, anon-chan. I was busy encrypting my code from my new script. It can compute the mass of snowflakes during winter according to humidity saturation and.....OK, the food is on me."
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>>137246174
Lawson's are early with the summer comic market promotions this year. I would think.
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>>137249528
Could have been you
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>>137251391
To be fair, if she had been properly born, I probably wouldn't have my aniki in exchange. Assuming I was still properly born later. You know how this world line shit works.
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>>137246174
wonder why I'm in the freeze goods section when I'm trying to buy bread
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>>137248405
From what?
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>sneaking into someone's room to look at some documents with this girl
>hear people about to enter
>scramble into the closet
>end up like this

What do?
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>>137245935
The genkan counts as "outside".
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>>137251771
footjobs
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>>137251793
Immediately begin to worry about how much sweat I'm about to secrete wearing a uniform like that.
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>>137251793
Re-enact that Hyouka doujin.
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>>137246174
Ask Saitama to be my personal trainer
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>>137245795
Look like the girl is heading off to school, OP. However, the dog on the other paw, look like he knocked on the door. So, invite the dog in.
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Ojisan anon, you're my favorite.
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>>137245795
Come to the realization I have died in my sleep and am now in 2D nippon.
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>>137245795
Ask who that cunt with spiky hair is.
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>>137246174
>those perfect lips
hoooly shit my dick
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>>137251793
Blame the girl.
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>>137245795
ok, there is some fucked up shit going on in this picture

1) look at the lines of the WALL and the angle the wall meets the floor. That wall is fucked up dude. it's got some extra dimensional shit going on right there. her hand and light switch make it clear the wall is not matching the floor, so what the fuck happened to this house? Serious question dude. i think you need a repair man more then you need to worry about some jailbait bustin' down your door.
2) Even in japan they don't have side sliding front doors. there is nothin' safe about that. maybe to a backyard or patio, or maybe inside the house, but not to the front fucking door. That's some sketchy shit too.
3) look at the two kids in the background. clearly they know somethin' is up. In reality its these kids who first drew my eyes. Do you think they're laughing about the chick bustin' into the house? is it a dare? what are they looking at. She seems dangerously smug. I bet Chris Henson is standing around the corner.
4) WTF is that cat thing lookin' at on the roof across the way? Is that a cat? a Tanooki? A dog? who the fuck knows, all i know is that's the second creepiest thing in this picture right behind that fucking wall.
5) finally the dog. most normal thing in this picture, which is what makes it stand out even more. 1) you got a 5th dimensional twisted as fuck wall, a weird creature across the street staring at you, some random jailbait busting through your strangely out of place sliding front door, then proceeding to make herself at fucking home while ignoring your irate ass, and chris henson hiding in the bushes. Then there is this normal dog doing normal dog things, something just ain't right about that dog.
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>>137252788
Well yeah but the girl is cute.
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>>137251793
If I am the TTK why am I sneaking around like that?
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>>137252788
debating about screencaping this. This is some out of this world autism. Yet at the same time it makes way too much sense. Fuck you /a/, you make me question my sanity.
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>>137252788
You tried too hard
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>>137252788
you just gave me nightmares.
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>>137252788
Now I'm slightly scared.
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>>137249528
All a neesan does is infantalize and belittle you, making all your efforts towards adulthood seem insignificant. Be glad you got an aniki instead.
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>>137246174
considering that I work in a supermarket, nod in approval and quickly moonwalk away. I don't want to lose my job,
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>>137252788
how can I unsee this? I just thought the girl was cute.
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>>137252788
>his house isn't dimensionally engineered
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>>137252788
damn nigga you woke af
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>"Alright, sorry for the wait loser, but you're gonna have to sit at the back."
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>>137253809
>Seat at 90 degree angle

absolute fucking madman.
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>>137252788
I don't know

This could have been a funny post but the execution just isn't quite there. Work on your writing skills.

Also since you're trying to show off the image of full autism, the badly placed MSPAINT lines and arrows only detract from what you're trying to achieve. Do some precise and straight lines like some hardcore engineer student and it would have gotten the point across better

6/10 for effort.
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>>137252788
you're not disturbed by the giant fucking feet?
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>>137253889
Autism speaks. Nobody listens.
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>>137246656
>>137246174
>>137245795
this is literally walking AIDS.
Is /a/ really that desperate?
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>>137253968

This is kind of like a modern day ronery thread.
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>>137252938
Cant unsee
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Turn on the recorder on my phone and don't turn it off until she leaves. These days a male being alone with a young female is a recipe for rape/pedophile accusations.
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>>137246656
>since an hour for you
This wouldn't happen I make a point on being either early being late is rude and for inferior males.
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>>137254389
>waiting or women
Literally cuckold mentality
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>>137249152
Let her take over since I am starved of romantic female contact and just want someone to love me unconditionally like a nee-chan.
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>>137245795
Bowl of eggs.
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>>137252788
that's some next level shit.

how much weed did you smoke today?
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>>137254450
No thats not the point. If it was a guy I would do the same. I like to be prepared for situations.
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>>137246174
Take a picture, she'll get off on the thought later.
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>>137246174
Give a thumbs up and then proceed to do my shopping.
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>>137246656
Why is she waiting for me? Does she not have a phone?
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>>137249152
Can she jack my junk while I look at panda?
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>>137253809
Why when I have my own car?
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>>137249152
Wake up and begin crying because I'll never have an older sister
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>>137254770
Why drive separately?
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>>137254825
So I can sing my weeb music at full volume.
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>>137251793
>one leg up
oh that glorious weight on the thigh
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>>137253498
You're probably right. She would have turned out exactly like my mom, and there's nothing worse I could imagine than having two of her in the house at once.
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>>137245795
Ask why she's leaving if she just knocked on the door and came in on her own
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>>137246174
That's my fetish
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>>137254953
are you blind? she's still staring at you waiting to be let in
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>>137255160
>putting on her shoes
>waiting to come in
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>>137255584
Who the fuck puts on or takes off shoes like that anyway? You're going to have to bend low to tie them either way, if I'm putting them on, I just slide my foot into it. If I'm taking them off, I kick the heels with my other foot.
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>rape
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>>137255673
>You're going to have to bend low to tie them either way
>he doesn't leave his shoes tied

You put them on that way so that the back of the heel doesn't fold in on you. Japan even has these heel stick things you can shove into the back of the shoe to do that instead of bending down or pulling your leg up to use your finger.
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>>137256092
>he doesn't leave his shoes tied
Actually I do. But sometimes I have to adjust the tongue or re-tighten the laces. I just think it's stupid to do it in a standing position like that where it throws you off-balance.
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>>137245795
Is she coming in or leaving?
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>>137256092
It's called a shoehorn, and japs aren't the only people who use them.
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>>137256238
>shoehorn

Ah. Oddly I've only ever seen it in Japanese stuff. But I guess most western shows don't do scenes of people putting on shoes very often
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>>137245795
Pretend to be the aggressively protective father and threatened to kill that young man if he touches my precious girl. And hold my grin while the shounen is struggling to keep his fear in change while being polite as fuck towards me.
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>>137252788
10/10
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