>eat junk food 24/7 >look like this Explain this shit

They are not real

They're not real.
They're young.
And they're japanese.

>>137234363
What

>>137234337
I want to greatly fuck the actress matress on the right.

>>137234337
some people have unbeatable genes

there are tiny asian women eating more portions of food then most americans

>>137234393
I prefer the demon semen on the left

>>137234407
If we take this explanation to be true, that still wouldn't account for physically, where the matter that goes into their bodies ultimately goes.

You know what explains it though? They must shit a lot. Fat turds multiple times a day.

By consuming calories of the food they eat.

Left transfers all the fat to the same dimension where she puts the rest of her mass when she takes the hamsterform

Right moves a lot. Like a lot.

>>137234337
Hyperthyroidism.

Has that shit, you could eat mountains of candy and never gain a pound of weight.

It'll catch up to them once they get older.

>>137234407
>>137234449

see

>>137234474

>>137234429
Shit taste, senpai.

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>>137234337
Tbh I eat shitty food and drink cola often too, feels good to have superior gene here

>>137234337
That's not how clothes work on the left.

>>137234337
You should see /fit/ where skeletons are crying about not gaining weight no matter how much they eat.

>>137234510
I do too but really need to stop, my face is gross and I'm gaining stomach fat

>>137234337

Well they need to please their benefactors with high intensity activities for all the food.

Those activities may involve poop as posited here >>137234449

>>137234472
Umaru moves a lot too.

>Regular american bag of potato chips is 200-300grams
>Regular Japanese bag of potato chips is 65g, 135g for large bag, 170g for BIGBAG (read: fatty you should sudoku edition)

source:
http://www.calbee.co.jp/chips/product/potatochips/detail.html?p=20100826143006

>>137234449
Ugh god stop I'm getting so hard thinking of giving qt asian girls turdjobs

>>137234337
I can eat all sorts of shit but i never go above 70 kg

>>137234627

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperthyroidism

should get your thyroid check bro.

>>137234499
Doesn't change the shitting thing.

A lot of people seem to forget about conservation of mass when it comes to food, metabolism, etc. If I put a bunch of objects into a container, in order for that container to read the same weight on a scale as before, those objects had to have gone somewhere. With regards to the human body, it leaves as shit and always as shit, except for maybe about a kilogram overnight through breathing.

>>137234337
The one on the right is fat, makes sense.

>>137234627

And I bet you have high anxiety, stress, a fast heartbeat and sleeping problems as well.

>>137234549
>clean your face
>jogging
And I can eat whatever I want without changing my weight. 175- +/-60kg since I was 18.

Are they hyperactive? This may explain it.

>>137234697
>60kg
Kek, I can literally break you

>>137234672

Nah when I had it only shit about once or twice a day. I was eating a fuck ton, shit is only waste which your body cannot use and if you have high metabolism it practically used everything, I ate.

>>137234691
I only have problem with sleep sometime but none of the other problems i had medical check becasue of job like month ago

>>137234363
/thread

I'm basically the male version of those those characters.

Masturbate. It's like a complete workout - that you WILL enjoy doing.

>>137234731
i think he said he was 175 ± 60 kg
so you'd break yourself

>>137234337
They are not real. Especially no excuse for Umaru.

But I eat junk food a lot because after uni I am way too fucking lazy to get off my bed once I hit it. Weight is simple principle of taking energy in and out, if you aren't useless piece of shit and do anything, you will be okay.

Fact: if you are fat you are either very rich, or very useless.

Because portion size and understanding your limits. There's a Japanese saying that basically goes "eat until you're 80% full".

Piggy wiggies eat nothing but processed lard and sugar far outstripping any potential calorie need, but they don't stop.

>>137234739
>metabolism
What do you think that word means? Do you think when you eat food, your "metabolism" converts mass into raw energy? Also, your shits were probably pretty heavier than normal.

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>>137234754
>throwing away the little protein you get

enjoy those dark circles under the eyes and the feeling of being tired all the time

>>137234337

Calories in, Calories out

Calories in calories out fatty.

Definitely malabsorption problems.
Their shit and piss can probably sustain your daily metabolic nutrition requirements.

>>137234474
Also, it's Japan
They consume the hell out of seafoods.

A scenario where they have hyperthyroidism from increased iodine is probably pretty feasible.

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>>137234337
they burn their calories by performing physical activities, unlike Murrikan hamplanets who spend their days sitting in front of the tv/pc

>>137234337
superior asian genes.

go watch fast eating competitions and notice how many of them are slim asians

>>137234337
Because they walk everywhere. For example, the cafe is 1500m from the candy shop.

>>137236980
1500m walk is like 150calories to burn. Snickers bar packs like 500cal

>>137237051
they dont eat snickers its not murrica

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>>137234337
It all goes to her tits.

>>137237091
> it's not murrica

^ pretty much sums up the big answer. You tards are landwhale fatties because of lazy lifestyles and shit food. It's not plus size, it's not curvy, it's not big boned, it's just damn obesity.

How tall are they anyway?

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>>137237541
And her ass.

>>137234337
>eat 4 times a day
>full mexican diet
>70kg
Thanks dad for your superior genes.

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>>137237701

>>137237712
It's spicy and hot mostly is it not? Great for killing stomach germs, skin condition and breathing. It's not traditional american diet. Also beans are much healthy

>>137237701
>>137237716
picked the fuck up

>>137238673
One of them is fake

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>>137237712
>Mexican
>superior genes

>>137234363
>>137234388
>>137234786

delete this.

>>137234337
staying skinny is so fucking easy to do honestly. Reduce number of meals a day. eat breakfast as last as possible and your last meal as early as possible. suddenly you're eating like 2k calories daily. If you lift, you basically get shredded lmao

>>137234337
I look like that and eat junkfood all the time.

It's a lot of work to keep it off and make the skin look good tho.

>>137234337
dagashi are not trash food

>>137234337
Its a fucking cartoon.

>>137239018
I'm struggling to eat 1,4k daily.

supplements?

>>137239267
Hotaru plz go

>>137237712
>mexican intellectuals

>>137234337
It's snack company propaganda aimed towards neets

>eat sugary shit
>look kawaii desu oppai

Nips are evil

>>137234337
>>look like this
It's anime and isn't real Anon.
She would be fat as fuck otherwise.

I ate 4 bags of gummies in 2 days, losing 6 pounds during, and still losing weight now.

It's all about knowing your metabolism and managing from there.

>>137234337
Who's the left one? Cute.

>>137244501
the hamster
just search "UMARU ON THE FRONT PAGE" in the archives

>>137234337
Wish fulfillment.

>>137234337

they have tons of sex to burn off those calories

>>137244552
No way man.

>>137234337
intestinal microflora.

Brah I eat fast foods, chips, candy, cake and cant gain weight for the life of me

Im forever a stick

>>137234363
It works for my imouto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
Before you ask, a gastrointestinal disorder

>>137234363
I don't believe you.

>>137234657
Oh fuck I have all the symptoms no wonder I stay 150lbs since I was a teenager.

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>>137234337
The plot armor gives them protection from any weight gain

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>>137234337
Its called fast metabolism.
I have it and you can literally eat anything in any amount and never grow fat.
Its not all rainbows though, because it makes it harder to grow muscles and stuff.

But in Umaru's case, the amount of Cola she drinks I'm guessing it would be horrible for her health.