Why can't you take her home, /a/?

because she doesn't exist

>>137172395
Her talent is to get you lost, how would you even get home. Didn't you even watch the show?

Pretty sure i'd go to jail. Also, ghosts are quick to biting mortals out of jealousy for being able to navigate through streets without getting lost.

But that's just a why. Whether I would own up to being bitten and arrested for the sake of ownership is another case entirely.

>>137172395
I don't invite ghosts into my home's threshold.

>>137172495
But ghost abduction is not a crime.

>>137172511
being haunted by a little girl must have its perks though.

>>137172511
You are thinking of vampires.

>>137172395
because then she would know where her home was, and thus cease to be an abnormality, and then I'd just be the wierdo with an 11 year old girl in his house.

wait guys i think we're misunderstanding. i think OP is asking why we wouldn't steal her home.

honestly that's a good question...you could probably flip a decent profit on a snail habitat.

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>>137172610
But you'd fuck her if she was an abnormality anon?

>>137172713
Nothing wrong with fucking ghost children, anon.

>>137172713
what would sex with an abnormality be like?

>>137172785
I want to say abnormal.

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>>137172594
Depends on the folklore. Some cultures included most forms of undead / dead shit not being able to go through thresholds.

>>137172785
Like a tiny washing machine.

>>137172843
abnormally tight?

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>>137172785
Like a fucking a snail

>>137172977
that sounds abnormally slimy.

What's in the backpack?

>>137173085
Everything an elementary school girl thinks she needs to have a sleepover.

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>>137173085
I got a few ideas.

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Who says I can't?

>>137173071
I thought it was supposed to be slimy anyway. Or at least some kind of messy.