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Holy shit /a/ I just woke up from hospital and found something in my room. I'm scared. What the fuck should I do?
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>>137169092
An hero
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>>137169092
Is it happening again?
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>>137169092
Call a nurse
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>>137169092
When you see it.
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>>137169092
Alright, what you're gonna want to do is follow the red path then take the yellow once the doctor walks past the door. Careful when passing the window, make sure the second doctor isn't looking when you do.
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>>137169092
Not this shit again
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>>137169092
Go on op-kun.
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>>137169092
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>137169092
Oh shit.
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>>137169092
GEEEEIMU RETURNS!
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Please. Try to relax.
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>>137169092
Was it masturbating?

If it was send it to Eva hangar 01
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Fuck!! IT moveed!!!
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>>137169537
RUUUUUUUUUN
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>>137169426
You've been in a coma for quite some time.
I'm afraid it's been 9 years.
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>>137169092
What the fuck? Got damn it, it's back.
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>>137169537
NIGETE
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I found a gun with 7 bullets
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa0dZMHYeE
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>>137170046
>I found a gun with 7 bullets
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>>137169609
>coma
I mean, the 2D world.
But I need to tell you something… Somebody wants you dead. You are quite a famous character. Don't worry...
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>>137170384
Better put those last two into yourself, first your dick then your head.
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>>137170384
>It's fast!
HAIYAI
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>>137170384
Light the hospital on fire.
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>>137170384
Those lightning moves
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>>137170384
Why would you waste 5 bullets in one row?
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>>137170384
Run to the forest you will get the advantage.
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>>137170473
>haiyai
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>>137170384
You better hope you find some gamu and coola or your fucked buddy.
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Crush it with your foot.
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>>137170384

H-HAYAI!
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>>137170384
Burn down the hospital, it's the only way.
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Quick!
Introduce it to best girl to get it to leave!
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I heard noise coming from outside. Imma check it. Wish me luck
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>>137170046
>>137170384
what do you think OP meant by this?
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>>137170384
shoot the head and burn the body. last bullet use it to kill yourself
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>>137170901
btw, You are 1 day from retirement
And your love interest said something about confessing something when she comes to visit you later today

Well, good luck either way
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Did you check if ur waifu NTR you with a trap.
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>>137170901
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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>>137170901
>>137170978
here, you'll need it
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>>137170901
Are- are you okay anon?
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>>137171683
He used his last two bullets like suggested.
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>tfw anon is stuck in some loop and the story will always end the same
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SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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So we are having this shit again.

This is fine.
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What the fuck is it doing outside my room?
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>>137172902
But that's a water vending machine
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>>137172902
Just set the whole place on fire
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its like its really 2008
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>>137172902
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
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>>137172902
What is it planning?
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>>137170046
Right so the next thing you need to do is, in this order:
>Release the safety
>Aim gun at head
>Pull Trigger
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>Not learning from the first time
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>>137172902
TAKE OUT THE VENDING MACHINE
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>>137172902
Whatever you do, do NOT give it your phone or any snacks. Not even as a distraction. This will merely ingratiate the creature to you, bonding it to you until death. You think this one night is bad? Imagine this little shit behind you for the rest of your LIFE. Yeah. Don't give it anything.

Your best bet is to try and pawn it off on some other rube. There's no reason to be a hero here.
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>>137170384
At least you can aim for your life this time. Such a shame it's too fast.
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Shit! I must kill it while its not paying attention
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>Have to leave for work soon
>See this thread
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They should make an Umaru vs Predator movie.
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>>137173370
>while its not paying attention
Yeah. Too late. SAVE YOUR AMMO! DON'T – SHOOT!
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>>137173370
FIRE
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>>137173370
SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!! HURRY UP AND SHOOT!
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>>137173370
FUCK THAT LITTLE SHIT UP
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>>137173370
why the fuck hasnt the trigger been pulled yet
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>>137173370
Do it anon.
Fucking do it.
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HUG THE NUG!
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This again? You should know now, death stops at nothing.
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FUCK!!!
Wait, is that blood?
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>Cola is the soul gem
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Is it saya
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>>137173608
IF IT BLEEDS
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>>137173608

ONII-CHAN YOU SPILLED HER FUCKING COLA!!
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>>137173608
Now you've done it
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>>137173608
>BLOOD COLA

KILL YOURSELF QUICK
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>>137173608
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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>>137173608
KEEP SHOOTING!
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>>137173608
SHOOT AGAIN
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>>137173608
It's ogre.
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>iphone
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>>137173608
You missed the hamster stupid.
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Why didn't he press the CALL NURSE BUTTON located everywhere in the room?
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>>137173887
What and risk talking to a girl?
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>2 hours since making this thread

I'm impressed by the dedication by both the OP and the posters here
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WTF!!! IT'S DRINKING THAT BLOOD!!!!!!
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>>137173976
>dedication
They just have nothing to do.
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>>137173608
You only have one shot left. If you can't be 100% sure it's gonna hit it, it needs to go into your own head.
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>>137173998
It's gonna transform isn't it?
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>>137173998
You fool. The transformation cant be stopped now. One bullet wont stop it now.

Just use the last bullet to give yourself a quick death
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>>137173998
SHOOT THE SHOT
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>>137173998
It's too late now.
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>>137173998

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
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>>137173998
OH FUCK!
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>>137173998
IT'S TASTED BLOOD, HUMANITY IS OVER
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>>137173998
Dont watch it drink blood, JUST KEEP SHOOTING!
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>>137173959
Ask for a male nurse.
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>>137173998
NO NO NO NO NO
STOP THAT THING BEFORE IS TOO LATE
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>this thread
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>>137173998
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>137173998
Get out of there.
NOW!
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>>137173998
Don't shoot you idiot that's umaru she's drinking cola
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Oh right, I forgot to turn on my laser sight
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This shit sucks compared to the Nozaki-kun ones.
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>>137173998
Jesus christ how horrifying
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>>137173998
FIRE EVERYTHING
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>>137174268
It was nice knowing you. Yeap.
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>>137174268
JUST PULL THE TRIGGER YOU FUCK
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>>137174268
DOO EHT ALREHDEH!
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>>137174268
>implying that'll help you at all
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>>137173608
>>137173998
>>137174268
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>>137174387
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>137174387
MOU OSOI
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>>137174116
>implying those exist
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>>137174387
TAKE THE BLOODY SHOT!
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>>137174387

DON'T HURT HER
SHE'S JUST A DUMB ANIMAL
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>>137174387
FUCKING SHOOT
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someone screenshot this please.
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>>137174387
KILL IT! SHOOOOOOT!
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>>137174387
Don't fucking do it m8, you have no fucking clue what you are messing with here m8.
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why? autism?
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>>137174387
DO IT SHINJI!
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>>137174449
Fuck you.
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>>137174449
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>>137174371
You musn't run away now
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>>137174387
Shoot to kill.
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>>137174387
That's an Umaru, kill it before it lays gamu all over the place
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>>137174387
>he's out of ammo
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>>137174491
Thanks, actually this is exactly what i wanted, now make it multiple all zoomed in and shit.
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> iPhone
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>>137174387
DO IT
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>>137174528
Do It Yourself™
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>>137174554
you bastard
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>>137174554
ALL IS WELL
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>>137174554
finally
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>>137174554
HOROSHO!
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>>137174554
YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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>>137174554
Is it over?
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>>137174554
DOUBLE TAP, NIGGA, MAKE SURE IT'S DEAD
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>>137174554
IS IT DEAD THOUGH
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>>137174528
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>>137174387
>>137174554
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>>137174554
Make sure its dead, stomp that hamsters head into the ground.
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>>137174554
Now fuck the shit out of it.
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>>137174554
All is right with the world
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>>137174554
HE GOT IT
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>>137174554
ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD!
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>>137174554
QUICK STICK DICK IN BULLET HOLE
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>>137174622
thanks.
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>>137174554
I-Is it really over?
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>>137174674
!!!
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>>137174674
THAT DOESN'T LOOK DEAD TO ME
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>>137174674
WHAT'S GOING ON
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>>137174674
ITS WOUND IS CLOSED! IT'S A TRICK!
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>>137174674

She's okay right?
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>>137174674
WHAT IS IT DOING
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>>137174674
?????????
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>>137174554
HARDER, AGAIN
>>137174674
WAIT, WHAT?
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>>137174674
NOT EVEN ITS FINAL FORM?!
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>>137174674
Wait wut?
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>>137174674
IS IT REGENERATING WHAT THE SHIT
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>>137174674

Everyone knows hamsters have nine lives
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>>137174674
It's regenerating.
Quick, cut it's head off!
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>>137174674
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>>137174674
MASAKA!
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>>137174674
the cola is a health potion
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>>137174674
IT'S IMMORTAL
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>>137174554
SASUGA
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>>137174674
She's cocooning herself. Soon she'll emerge as a caterpillar. You're fucked.
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>>137174674
sweet mother of god
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>>137174554
>>137174674
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>>137174674
What's going on here?
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>>137174674
IT'S OVER
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>>137174674
NANI
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NANI???????????????????????!
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>>137174674

She somehow has a pretty happy face, dying like that.
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>>137174858
NO.
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>>137174858
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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>>137174858
GET OOOOOOOOOOOUT

GET OUT OF THEEEEEEEEERE!
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>>137174873
what the fuck
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>>137174858
Leaving your bed was a mistake.
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>>137174858
ITS NOT DEAD RUN NOW.
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>>137174858
what have you done?
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>>137174873
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>137174873
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>137174858
>>137174873

WHICH ONE IS IT
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>>137174858
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
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>>137174873
I'm scared guys.
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>>137174858
RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE
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>>137174873
NANI?
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>>137174873
SHEIT!
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>>137174873
MOTHER OF GOD IT'S A SWISS ROLL
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>>137174858
>>137174873
SHE'S GROWING STRONGER
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>>137174873
Good, I hope umaru kills you OP.
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>>137174873
IT'S BECOMING ONE WITH THE COLA.
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>>137174873
Is the anti-umaru being born before our own eyes?
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>>137174873
PURGE THE GATE!
QUICKLY BROTHER!
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>>137174873
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>>137174873
NIGEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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>>137174873
DOUBLE FUUUCCCCKKKKK
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>>137174858
>>137174873
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>>137174873
RUN
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>>137174873
its evolving
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>>137174873

NIGEROOOOO
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Wait, is the my frying pan
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>>137175025
HWAT!
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>>137175025
What?
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IF WE GET BLUE UMARU I'LL LOSE MY SHIT

>>137175025
NANIIIIIIII?????
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>>137175025
that's a distraction anon
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>>137175025
DON'T BE FOOLED!
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>>137175025
huh?
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>>137175025
WHAT
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>>137175025
W-what's happening?
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>>137174858
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>137175025
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>>137170046
1 DEAG
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>>137175025
its using substitute FUCKING RUN
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>>137175025
>Wait, is the my frying pan
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>>137175025
It just keeps toying with you
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>>137175025
What the fuck is going on
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DONT PICK IT UP OP.
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SHE'S GROWING STRONGER
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>>137174873
>>137175025
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>>137175025
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>>137175130
NOOO!
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>>137175025
Pick that up already, its disrespectful to leave your crap lying around a hospital.
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>>137175130
I'm so sorry. There is only one way to save the universe now. No alien race will ever know the sacrifice we're about to make; destroying our own world, just to stop this. There might be more of them, out there, in the void of space. We might just be taking a glass of water out of an ocean. But at least we can choose the way it ends.

See you on the other side.
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>>137175130
fake and gay
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Anyway, I need to get the fuck out of here before any of that thing show up again
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>>137175130
>inb4blueribbonsthread
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>>137174554
The absolute madman
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>>137175130
>>137175157

WHICH ONE IS IT
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>>137175130
HOLY SHIT
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>>137175157
YOU FOOL. THE FRYING PAN IS THE UMARU DROP IT AND RUN
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>>137175157
>>137175130
which one nigga
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>>137175130
>>137175025
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
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>>137175157
DON'T TOUCH THE PAN!!!
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>>137175157
I don't think this is OP guys.
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>>137175130
RIP
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>>137175157
i'm scared
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>>137175157
>Picking it up

You damned yourself.
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>>137175157
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>137175157

I don't understand anything anymore
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>>137175157
RUN NIGGA RUN!
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>>137175179
>>137175194
Recognizing patterns is a basic human function.
Please kill yourselves and rid the world of your stupidity.
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>>137175157
Flip it over.
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Where the fuck is everyone?!!?
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REMEMBER
OP IS THE ONE WITH THE FUCKED UP FILENAME
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>>137175251
tension
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"You're already dead."
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>>137175251
the walking umaru
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>>137175251
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>>137175285
RIP in spaghetti op
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>>137175285
He's a phony!
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OH FUCK NOT THIS "EVERYONE IS DEAD DUE TO UMARU" SHIT ROUTE
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>>137175285
This is OP disregard the frying pan charlatan.
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>>137175251
Scared now.
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>>137175251

that's fucking scary dude
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>>137175251
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THROW AWAY THE FUCKING FRYING PAN
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What the!?!?! This guy show up out of nowhere
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>>137175285
What's going on her-

Oh...
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>>137175350
Throw the pan at him, trust me
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>>137175350
HE HAS BECOME THE UMARU

YOU ARE THE UMARU

YOU ARE UMARU
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REMEMBER OP THIS IS NOT A GAME, THERE ARE NO SAVE POINTS, THIS IS RAEL LIFE
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>>137175350
Offer him the pan and get the fuck out of there already.
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>>137175350
seems nice, have a drink together
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>>137175350
What the fuck is this, FEAR: Frying Pan Edition?
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>>137175350
NO, SERIOUSLY WHAT?
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>>137175251
HUMANITY IS OVER
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>>137175350
HE KNOWS, OP
HE'S TRYING TO SAVE YOU
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>>137175350
Huh?
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>>137175350
>BSAA
Yeah, you're fucked.
>>
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>>137175350
SCARED
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>>137175350
Isn't that the hallway from World War Z?
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WHAT'S THAT?!
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>>137175350
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>>137175350
AN ALLY! YES!
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>>137175416
>DIALOGUE

THE GREATEST THREAD EVER
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>>137175416
>when you see it
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>>137175416
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEHGIND HIM.
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>>137175350
Plot twist: You look in the mirror, and see that you are now the Umaru
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>>137175416
RUN
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>>137175431
I think this thread has jumped the shark.
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>>137175416
ON YOUR SIX
>>
A N I M E
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>>137175416
SOLDIER ROUTE! BEST GIRL!
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>>137175416
SHHHOOOOOTTTTTT
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>>137175416
CONTACT!
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>>137175416
LOOK OUT HOLY SHIT
>>
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>>137175416
>It's behind him

Oh god this is going to end badly.
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>>137175416
B-BEHIND YOU
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>>137175350
You gotta talk to the NPC. Buy some ammos.
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>>137175416

I think we can trust him, even if I think he's gonna die soon
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>>137175416
soldier will be daijoubu r-right?
>>
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>>137175416
CUE THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
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>>137175516
WHHHHHHHAAAT!
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>>137175566
YOU ARE SARAH CONNER
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>>137175431
GTFO soldier route is true route
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>>137175566
take his gun and fucking shoot it
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>>137175566
IT'S GETTING CLOSER
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>>137175566
ded
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>>137175566
You're fucked.
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>>137175566
WATCH OUT ITS ON THE FUCKING CEILING OH FUIIIIICLCCSDCKSOPKV
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>>137175566
OH NOOOOO
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>>137175566
NO
I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA HELP YOU, NOW IT'S TOO LATE
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>>137175566
NO YOU COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIOVE URN SOLDIER RUN.,
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>>137175566
RIP
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>>137175566
oh no
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>>137175566
DEATH FLAG

SOLDIER-KUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>137175566
HEADCRAB INCOMING
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>>137175566
SOLDIER SAN!!! WATCHOUT!!!
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>>137175566
BEHIND YOU!
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>>137175566
BEHIND YOU, THE CEILING
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>>137175416
>Anon buy me geimu
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>>137175566
YAMEROOOOO
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>>137175566
I-IT'S BEHIND HIM!!!!
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>>137175566
DAMMIT NIGGER BEHIND YOU
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>>137175572
I LAUGHED AND SHOOK HIS HAND
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>>137175645
Oh no, I never lost control.
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>>137175566

Now the question is, how is he gonna die ?
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>>137175566
oh man this is getting gud
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>>137175566

AY YO WATCH OUT FO DAT ORANGE MOUSE SHEEIT YO
>>
"Onii-chan?! What are you doing here?"
>>
>>
>>137175675
whats a moot?
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>>137175700
i get
this is the alternate version
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>>137175700
No one cares about your trash spin-off
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>>137175709
COMPLETELY FUCKED
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>>137175700
SAVE HIM
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>>137175716
The man who sold the board
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>>137175709
YAMEROOOOO
>>
>>137175709
TAKE THE SHOT
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>>137175709
NOOOOO soldier-san!!!
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>>137175709
YOU'RE FACE
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>>137175709
smack it with the frying pan, you can still save him
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>>137175709
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>>137175709
NOOO!
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>>137175709
ITS OVER, JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
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>>137175700
Meanwhile this guy
>>137175709
She just wants some cola and geemu desu
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>>137175709
RIP Soldier San
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>>137175709
OH HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
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>>137175709
ITS SKULLFUCKING THE SOLDIER
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>>137175709
ABANDON HIM AND GET THE FUCK ON!
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>>137175709
It's over.
>>
Is this the new chiyo meme?
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>>137175709
OH SHIT

HEAD CRAB

ITS OVER, HES GONE

RUNNNNN

>>137175700
fuck off faggot
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>>137175709
LET IT GO
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>>137175709

it's already ogre
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>>137175350
>>
>>137175709
YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE
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>>137175709
This shit is hot.
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>>137175709
SOLDIER-SAN!!!
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>>137175709
FUCK NO
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>>137175709
WHY DIDNT HE JUST TURN AROUND FUCK
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>>137175709
BULLSHIT
WHERE WAS THE QTE PROMPT
>>
>>137175709
YAMEROOOOOOO!
>>
We are going to hit the bump limit and image limit so fast.
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>>137175709
NOOOOOOO
>>
>>137175709

throw that fuking frying pan at it
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Do you crossboarders really find this entertaining?
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>>137175838
but remember the frying pan is umaru, they might react badly
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>>137175844
Do you newfags really have to try so hard to fit in?
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>>137175431
OP getting his thread cucked by frying pan poster.
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>>137175844
not like I have anything better to do on a sunday night.
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>>137175709
GRAB GUN, KILL IT.
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>>137175844
umaru fans everybody
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>>137169092
On your feet, soldier.
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>>137175844
Yes.
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>>137175844
Stop trying this hard to fit in you newfag.
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YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE ______________
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>>137175844
How new are you?
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>>137175709
Use the pepe's anon, they are your last and only hope.

Take my finest one and use it wisely.
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>>137175844
Do you /v/ermins really find fun that bad?
>>
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>>137175709
>>
>>137175921
>CHOKORETO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>137175921
IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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>>137175921
Why are you not running?
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>>137175921
OH GOD
>>
>>137175921
What the hell man?
>>
>>137175844
the first faggot showed up
>>
>>137175921
FUCK RUN ANON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>137175921
NOOOOOO SOLDIER-SAAAAN
>>
>>137175921
JIIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>137175921
GET FUCKED, UMARU GET OP TOO
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>>137175921
RIP
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>>137175921
If you can't beat them join them before it's too late
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>>137175921
OH SHIT OH SHIT. NOW YOU BETTER RUN
>>
>>137175921
RUN YOU CRAZY BASTARD
>>
>>137175844
(You)

>>137175921
RIP Soldier-kun
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>>137175921
>>
>>137175921

okay run while there is still time
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>>137175951
shit nigga
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>>137175921
K I L L
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>>137175921
OH WE'RE FUCKED NOW
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>>137175921
HE WAS THE BEST BOY
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>>137175921
BRUTAL
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>>137175921
FUCKING BRUTAL
>>
>>137175921
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE
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>>137175921
BAWH GAWD KING THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!
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>>137175921
>>
>>137175921
FUCK NIGGA CRY LATER RUN NOW
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>>137175921
>holy fuck this kid's eating a soldier's head
>better take a picture and post it on 4chan
You are the comic relief in a B-grade horror movie.
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>>137175921
TIME TO GTFO
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>>137175921

will it ever be daijoubu
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>>137175921
RUN
YOU'RE NEXT
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>>137175921
its too strong
nothing can stop it now
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>>137175921
GRAB HIS GUN. TAKE THE CHANCE.
>>
>>137175951
>400x400
>.gif
m...MASAKA
>>
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OH GOD HE'S GONNA DIE


RUN NOW! RUN!
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>>137176103
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>
>>137176103
NO NOONONON
>>
>>137175921
IT'S ABSORBING HIS POWER
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>
>>137176103
RUJNMMMMMNNN
>>
>>137176103
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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>>137175951
>>
>>137176103
PLOT TWIST
>>
>>137176103
I'll be praying for you OP.
>>
>>137176103
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>
>>137176103
run nigga run
>>
>>137176103

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET OUT OF THERE!!
>>
>>137176103

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN
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>>137176103
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
>>
>>137176103
She'll catch you if you run. STAND AND FIGHT!
>>
>>137176103
I told you to run soldier, now run!
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>>137176103
RUN YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>137175251
All dead
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>>137176103
START RUNNING NIGGER!!!
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>>137176103
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE??!?!? DO YOU WANT TO DIE, FUCKING RUN NIGGA
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>>137176103
RUN YOU RETARDED FUCK, THROW GEIMUS AT IT, DO SOMETHING.
>>