Holy shit /a/ I just woke up from hospital and found something in my room. I'm scared. What the fuck should I do?
Alright, what you're gonna want to do is follow the red path then take the yellow once the doctor walks past the door. Careful when passing the window, make sure the second doctor isn't looking when you do.
Was it masturbating?
If it was send it to Eva hangar 01
What the fuck? Got damn it, it's back.
I mean, the 2D world.
But I need to tell you something… Somebody wants you dead. You are quite a famous character. Don't worry...
Better put those last two into yourself, first your dick then your head.
Introduce it to best girl to get it to leave!
I heard noise coming from outside. Imma check it. Wish me luck
shoot the head and burn the body. last bullet use it to kill yourself
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
>tfw anon is stuck in some loop and the story will always end the same
What the fuck is it doing outside my room?
Whatever you do, do NOT give it your phone or any snacks. Not even as a distraction. This will merely ingratiate the creature to you, bonding it to you until death. You think this one night is bad? Imagine this little shit behind you for the rest of your LIFE. Yeah. Don't give it anything.
Your best bet is to try and pawn it off on some other rube. There's no reason to be a hero here.
Shit! I must kill it while its not paying attention
>Have to leave for work soon
>See this thread
SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!! HURRY UP AND SHOOT!
WTF!!! IT'S DRINKING THAT BLOOD!!!!!!
It's gonna transform isn't it?
Dont watch it drink blood, JUST KEEP SHOOTING!
Oh right, I forgot to turn on my laser sight
That's an Umaru, kill it before it lays gamu all over the place
Quick, cut it's head off!
GET OUT OF THEEEEEEEEERE!
IF WE GET BLUE UMARU I'LL LOSE MY SHIT
I'm so sorry. There is only one way to save the universe now. No alien race will ever know the sacrifice we're about to make; destroying our own world, just to stop this. There might be more of them, out there, in the void of space. We might just be taking a glass of water out of an ocean. But at least we can choose the way it ends.
See you on the other side.
Anyway, I need to get the fuck out of here before any of that thing show up again
OH FUCK NOT THIS "EVERYONE IS DEAD DUE TO UMARU" SHIT ROUTE
What the!?!?! This guy show up out of nowhere
What the fuck is this, FEAR: Frying Pan Edition?
>It's behind him
Oh god this is going to end badly.
"Onii-chan?! What are you doing here?"
Do you crossboarders really find this entertaining?
OP getting his thread cucked by frying pan poster.
On your feet, soldier.
Use the pepe's anon, they are your last and only hope.
Take my finest one and use it wisely.
its too strong
nothing can stop it now
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE??!?!? DO YOU WANT TO DIE, FUCKING RUN NIGGA