Good, now go impregnate a Japanese woman.
It really is a commercial.
Posting best candy store.
Jealous, I have to settle with this coming next week.
This. I tried some out because of the shilling too, and have concluded that there's not a single thing Japan can do better than the rest of the world. It's all so fucking bland and tasteless.
The Manga give me the Feels man. Used to live in the rural part of Japan and coming home from school with some pocket change left, this was a good place to go.
I donno man, American sweets are just too sweet and taste artificial.
>Had so much sugar and chemicals their tastebuds are nothing but dead
The candies taste normal, nothing special other than the foreign effect and the fun. They´re more fun.
you might just have to be used to sweets outside of America in general to like, most places candy is much simpler than what they make here, and and Japan is no exception, my mom would argue all the time that fruit was a candy, cause that what they saw it as where she grew up, it's a different view
I wish that I could eat some of that
My new year's resolution was to lose some weight since I've somehow managed to get over 200kg without noticing
I need to change my ways or I will end up on that American TV show ;_;
>over 200kg without noticing
How does that even happen, anon.
Do you not move and pizza every day?
Stop eating burgers all the time and hit the gym, lardass.
Sure there´s shit ton of chemicals in every candy. But there´s control on that shit in EU. Like you can get your company fucked over if you don´t check out with the regulations.
Well, tell me you at least aren't a manlet too.
>live an unhealthy lifestyle but stay in shape thanks to metabolism
>add beer to the mix, not realizing how many calories it adds to your day
>metabolism slows down
>look in the mirror one day, you've gained 50lb
>realize it's too late to change your hikikimori ways
>weight continues to gain
I'm in the same boat. I'd start eating healthy if I could afford healthy food, but apparently a working heart is a privilege afforded by the upper middle class only.
Shill is a person who is paid to advertise something but who pretends to just be a fan who has no relations to the people paying him.
Is the mangaka's wife working for the candy-industrial complex? Is the mangaka being paid by Big Candy to advertise candy? If so, he's shilling. If not, he's just a fan who wants to showcase various stuff he likes and hopefully get other people to try it out and like it.
I'm 190cm so I'm rather tall
But at the same time 200kg is very heavy
I've been a NEET since graduating from uni 3 years ago, so I've just kind of sat around and snacked while shitposting on 4chan
I didn't really think too much about it since I figured people gained weight as they got older, but after nearly passing out trying to climb a flight of stairs I realized I need to make a change somehow
I don't understand some people. Why be upset while watching anime about candy and weird kids who advertise it. Of course it's shilling and Hotaru it's a shameless advertiser, the fact we are aware it's what makes the setting a bit different than when they are trying to sell toys or cards.
190cm = 6.2 feet
200kg = 440lbs
you're welcome amerifat
>realize Coconuts dad sounds really familiar in ep5 for some reason
>check the VA
>it's fucking Haku
How did I not notice before?
>This current year
>Still using imperial measurements
>all americans are fat
As an american, I can confirm this. I'm also a cowboy and wear nothing but american flag apparel
You're just used to the overwhelming spices from childhood. I couldn't eat properly in India, everything was so spicy they could easily given me rotten meat I'd still wouldn't feel the difference.
hotaru dosent even want kokonotsu, she just wants yo to leave. saya+coconuts 4evr
>Hotaru's face when
I know I'm pathetic at 100kg with no muscle at all.
But this makes me feel just a little bit less fat, thanks.
I did as well, kinda. This was candy I ate growing up so it was more nostalgia if anything.
I can feed myself healthy and tasty food for $50 a week, three meals a day.
Make however many servings of oatmeal you'd need for breakfast on Sunday night, portion it out and freeze it (I sleep in on Saturdays and Sundays, so five a week works for me). Make sandwiches with whole wheat bread on Sunday night, freeze that too until the day of for lunch. Buy a package of chicken (thighs, breasts, whatever), combine with small potatoes and vegetables in a dutch oven and cook until done with a little salt and pepper. Doing your diet like this lowers your excuses, too; there is no "I forgot breakfast/lunch, better eat fried fat". You already made it, now eat it. Spend no money on soda, it is killing you. Push ups, sit ups, and running cost you no money. Eating and being healthy is not that hard or expensive. Hang around /fit/ for a while, get some motivation there.
How the fuck does that even happen? I'm 191cm, 79kg and I eat until I'm full every meal. Just don't eat fucking burgers, cookies, and pizza every night and you're not going to gain weight.
How can anyone still be fat in this day and age?
$50 a week covers fresh meats and cheeses from the deli, expensive bread (Ezekiel 4:9), and more expensive vegetables and spices. You can do it for less. Oatmeal, even the good stuff, is cheap.
What you eat is literally your life. If you eat poorly, you will physically feel bad and it will drag you down. If you eat well, you feel better physically and you feel better about yourself. If you're cutting costs or quality in what you put into your body, you need to look at your priorities.
You know cost of living fluctuates greatly depending on where you live, right? There are lots of expensive area to live in where $50 a week will definitely not supply you with all of that.
The cost of eating poorly will, over time, far exceed the cost of eating properly now. Not trying because it might be too expensive somewhere is an excuse, and one that you will end up paying for dearly.
That depends entirely on your definition of eating poorly. I can certainly get more mileage out of $50 a week for groceries if I'm not limited to eating healthy.
The crux of this argument really boils down to willpower being the #1 factor over such a matter, much more so than expense. Eating poorly is easier both in effort required and cost.
You need to fucking lose weight. Seriously, see a GP and ask for a dietician referral. You'll need to lose weight steadily and safely.
Ending up in a TV shows is the least of your problems. You're easily several times the risk of being hospitalised for whatever reason compared to a normal guy.
Being an obese patient in a hospital is terrible. I work in a hospital, seriously.
>The crux of this argument really boils down to willpower being the #1 factor over such a matter, much more so than expense. Eating poorly is easier both in effort required and cost.
You're right, I'm not even going to debate that point. Just because it's hard doesn't mean it's not impossible, though.
It occurs to me that I'm being unnecessarily abrasive and not effectively addressing my audience. So, I will couch this in another manner, one that works for me:
What would your waifu think if she saw you? Is doing the easier, worse thing for you worth that price?
And with that, I am going to bed. I will keep this thread on auto update and check back in the morning if anyone wants to say anything else to me.
I'm flat broke, have no income, and am at the complete mercy of whatever the person financially supporting me decides to buy for me to eat, so I'd be curious to hear how you suggest I turn that into a situation where I can eat healthy.
>inb4 get a job
You can eat healthily on $50 a week. For example; all breakfasts are now oatmeal.
That's $5 a week.
If you can't make 14 meals with $45 then you have problems.
Especially if 7 of them can be wholewheat bread sandwiches
>Being an obese patient in a hospital is terrible
What do you mean? Things are just harder on you or all the doctors and nurses treat you like shit?
I've heard doctors generally give far less of a shit about obese patients.
There is nobody so poor that they can't afford to eat less, you dumb, fat fuck. I can understand being fat, but using poverty as an excuse, especially when you can afford to drink beer every day, is just fucking pathetic.
>Being an obese patient in a hospital is terrible.
I think it depends on where you're at. In my town 90% of the nurses are fat, so I'd image there wouldn't be much difference in how you're treated.
That's the very reason food gets so heavily spiced in warmer countries, because before refrigerators food would go off quickly so they had to come up with a way to hide the taste of rotten and stale food.
Look at the food from any country with a colder climate and you find that it's much blander and more sedate in taste.
>Walk into a store like this with Hotaru
>Have to drag her out immediately with your jacket tied around her waist because she just blew her girl wad all over aisle 4
>She screams and struggles like a maniac, demanding you take her back, because - let's face it guys - she's fucking crazy
>Cries and rants the whole way home until you stop at a gas station and buy her some ramune and a fucking box of young donuts - no, a few packs was not enough, you had to buy the entire display box to shut her up
>Get home and she's already trying to get you to take her back
>You remind her that this happened the last time you tried
>She just sits on the couch and glares daggers at you
>Then she gets her idea face
>If the problem is that she cums all over herself every time you go to the candy store
>Then what if she went when she was so sexually exhausted that she was unable to do so?
>You mull this over
>This is some sound logic right here
>Spend the next four hours ramming Hotaru into the headboard as she explains the histories of every single dagashi she caught a glimpse of at the store
>The only time she's quiet is when your dick is in her mouth
>Finally, neither of you can cum anymore, and you hope she'll just fucking go to sleep
>Nope, let's go Anon
>Drive her back
>She buys two of everything and then lectures the guy at the counter - who is obviously not the owner - about proper bin placement
>Have trouble backing out of the parking lot because the entire back seat of your car is full to the ceiling with candy
>Trunk is stuffed too
>Pretty sure you can hear your back bumper grazing the concrete a few times on the way home
>Get home and watch TV while Hotaru jams candy in her face
>You like watching game shows with her because she gets every single answer wrong
>She goes into a sugar coma and passes out in your lap, mumbling contentedly and licking her lips
>Just another day
It's more the practical side of things
If you're sick enough to be admitted to hospital, then you're likely going to be chair-bound or bed-bound for a number of days.
One of the first thing you notice (especially if you're a guy) when you're lying flat is that it is hard to pee lying in bed because you sub-consciously inhibit your body of doing so. If you're sick enough to be unconscious then you're lucky. Either your bladder eventually enlarges to override your brain's inhibition, or the nurses put in a urine catheter while you're asleep. Being awake for them to put a tube into your penis is uncomfortable, to say the least.
If you're not turned regularly in bed, you develop pressure sores - and quicker when you're heavy. It may require at least two people to roll you safely - so if the nursing staff are turning you often enough you don't get the sores, it equates to additional strains on their labour burden so it quietly nurtures their fatigue and resentment. That's not counting the other times when they have to roll you to wash you or try to nudge a bedpan underneath when you shit.
There's of course mechanical hoist to help lift you, but don't be surprised if they're limited and 2-3 wards have to share one.
And let's face it, strong young males don't want to become nurses. I mean, have you acquainted with any such person(s) before?
Since you spend most of the time in chair/bed, you're virtually guaranteed to have to get needled once a day for DVT prophylaxis.
On the topic of needles, obese people have such terrible venous in general you can expect 2-3 attempts for a single cannula.
You spend 2 days lying, then you start to decondition. If you're very lucky, an extra day of ward-based physiotherapy is enough to get you back on your feet. But if you lie for longer, or you're just that weakened, you're looking at another 3 or 4 days. And the longer you stay, the more likely you'll catch an infection in the hospital.
And we do judge you. We consciously try not to because they drill non-judgemental patient approach into us from day one.
But the fact is we form preconceptions for every patient that walks through the door (the hospital will grind to a halt otherwise). Some opinions we form about you may be right, some may be wrong. But if we do express it and you're on the receiving end, you're likely going to feel bad all the same.
You'll of course say: "Well if I'm not bed or chair bound, I won't have to experience all that will I?"
If you're actually self-ambulant, then you're unlikely going to be admitted to the ward anyway.
Then adjust. No matter what if you live in a more expensive area the produce will be more expensive, regardless to what you get.
I spend $30 a week and I live in an expensive area.
Not to dismiss what you say as incorrect, but I feel like you are describing someone who is HOPELESSLY obese. Like 7 or 800 pounds. Just right about to die.
Even the 200kg dude is not so far gone as to require people bath him, roll him over, or catheterize him. I've even been well beyond that myself and even I could still walk. Not far, but still.
Maybe if a fatass got in a car accident or something, but I can't see this happening to a "youth" who is morbidly obese.
I thought about a short comic, but I'm not good enough at drawing to do it within a reasonable amount of time. It would take forever. Someone else is welcome to the idea. I might write a real green at some point And I'm already doing a song
>Even the 200kg dude is not so far gone as to require people bath him, roll him over, or catheterize him. I've even been well beyond that myself and even I could still walk.
if you're in the hospital it's probably because you're too sick or hurt to do those things
You're underestimating how weak you can get when you're sick.
Let's clarify something here, when a doctor tell you you're sick and you have to stay in hospital you're not just having a flu - you're pretty sick.
As I said, if you're well enough to get up from bed yourself walk to attend your own self-care, you're unlikely to be admitted to hospital.
I know a guy who only writes with capital letters and additionally it is so taggy and square you'd think it was a Pre-schooler's handwriting. And he is 23.
Then again, he's the sort who browses /g/ and /tg/ and drinks non-alcoholic beer, but he is still pretty chill.
Usually they just kinda glare at you and watch you the entire time, and as soon as they can find a reason to kick you out they shoo you out the door.
Some places, although few and far between, simply won't let you come in if you're white.
Flash them some money and speak to them in Japanese and you're good to go though.
It's dumb as hell although understandable. Lotta whities fuck up the shops placement of things and just don't put shit back where it belongs.
Really though as long as you don't muck around you're fine.
She sounds even less mentally stable than the mute girl who liked dick too much.
Big cities and stuff it doesn't really exist at all due to the large amount of tourism they get. It's mostly in off-shoot areas and even then though it's not that prominent. So long as you aren't a dickhole it's not a problem.
I noticed that I was starting to gain weight once I aged from teens to twenties so I just made a little effort to check how many calories I was actually eating, I ate a bit less and stopped gaining weight.
It's not hard I barely even leave the house.
ok here you go
Yo is obviously porking Hotaru on the side and it makes me feel uncomfortable
Jesus Christ eat something dude
>How can a person get this heavy
Eating shit and browsing 4chan 24/7
I'm starting to pack it on too, I need to start working out again. I was 80kg last year now I'm 95.
Fucking thesauruses, how do they work?
Jesus fucking christ anon. How do you just "go over" anything above 10kg without noticing?
At that weight you have a serious problem. Get a microbe transplant and stop eating fast food.
You eat almost nothing but fast food.
This needs to change or you're going to die before 50.
This doesn't worry too many young people but the problem is you're going to be miserable for your remaining years, not happy.
>you are now imagining their first clumsy kiss
>followed by a second more confident and passionate kiss
>tit comparison pic at children's eye level
stay classy Nippon