>Nep has an anime?
Are you serious?
/a/ has Nep threads almost every day. The mods would never allow that if the games didn't have an anime.
The translations in these games are so shit if I didn't understand Japanese I would riot (hint Neptune calls her Nepgear just like everyone else does but you probably can already tell from the dialog even if you understand no Japanese)
And it gets worse from there.
>all the other countries get competent human oracles
Histy is probably the second most competent Oracle after Kei. Maybe even the most competent.
Chika is a great character but too focused on Vert and the babysitter of Lowee does literally nothing but babysit.
Right. Scarves are an indicator of best girls.
Oh I remember reading thread after thread on various forums where people went apeshit over "memefied" translation for this franchise.
And people are still grieving over such localization on the steam forum. Someone even made a mod for RB2 which supposedly replaces meme subs with an "actual" translation.
It's a niche game and people are expecting god like translation or something?
I wasn't expecting this many replies to this thread when I posted it, I only wanted to post that picture with the turtle.
>make Nep thread
>don't expect replies
It doesn't work like that, anon.
Comrade Nepgear will lead us to a glorious future.
Did Nepgear do anything wrong?
yes, she literally killed children
Its basically full of memes. Which given the referential nature of the series, fits in fine in my opinion. I don't know Japanese memes well enough to recognize them, but I feel like the original is probably using memes too.
The thing that bugs me a bit is their alternate nicknames. I just have a thing for disliking when I hear a name spoken differently than it's written. And it's not like the Japanese nicknames would be incomprehensible for anyone who'd want to play this kind of game in the first place.
Just a strange coincidence, really. Haven't participated in a Nep thread in over a year but I suddenly felt like talking about it after replaying Disgaea 4 thanks to yesterday's Disgaea thread.
Vert got called a Fujoshit on 2ch by MAGES. for example, and Vert would expose MAGES. as a fellow shitposter with the Null pointer Gah thing.
English translation decided to turn that to a Leddit reference.
It's a bit of a no-win senario.
No memes at all: loses some of the spirit of the original
Use memes literally: most people won't get Japanese memes
Use "equivalent" memes: people get mad memes are there at all, or mad that it's a meme from <website> instead of meme from <website>, or just don't get it
Use generic jokes: everyone will get it, but not really in the spirit of the original
That's what youd think but steam is making this whole anime game thing appeal to shitter normies for some reason now. I mean your 12 year old cousin won't be playing it on his xbox but the 18-20somethings could very well have it under the name of stupid ironic novelty.
Noire is a fantastic nep.
I can fap to all neps artworks, so yes.
I know a person that will and there will be scans...maybe
It has its moments but and the characters are pretty cute but nothing to write home about.
>He wants to skip BestGirlNr1 game on the way to BestGirlNr2 game
Because, in case you didn't notice, the original game was pretty serious with the good mix of Nepnep's humor, then they did MK2 but forgot the humor.
Seriously if people are expecting a very silly game and no serious stuff then they'll get disappointed with V2
The game isn't even out yet and there aren't any tacked-in memes in any of its screenshots AFAIK. One of the pre-release screenshots of RB3 had a "my body is ready" reference and it was obvious at that point.
>like conquest but worse
At least the 4 CPUs have the excuse of being brainwashed by Kurome. Nepgear did everything in the conquest end with full conscience and she has to watch over a dying world as its ruler.
That is worse than brainwashed CPUs killing the candidates and then ruining the world.
> brainwashed CPUs killing the candidates
Waaaait, Blanc kills Rom&Ram in the V-2 bad end? God damn it, stop the loli killing.
Did Compile Heart not learn from the reaction to the conquest end?
>not the fox mask
Blanc Still has all the best costumes. Except for the meidos.
HDD forms are vastly inferior to their counterparts.
Prove me wrong.
Why? Nepgear is best Nep.
No. Nepgear shall make Planeptune great again!
My wife PH is very cute and sexy. She looks like the type of girl who prefers going to fancy restaurants even though she's just Neptune trying to be and sound series.
I want to go full Teaching Feeling on her and pat her head to unleash the maximum dere
PH has the best tits in the history of 2D.
They are the absolutely perfect size and shape.
Most of them.
There's like three duds on sad panda that you should avoid and they're pretty easy to spot.
I expected it to be a Noire x Uni doujin.
I was disappointed at first but then it grew on me and ended up liking it.
Modern society needs more Noire on Uni action.
Now how about you post the one with her top off
Nepgear is very cute, I have no doubt that she is the best girl
I want to dick Red until she's straight then dump her.
Already better than the Metric system.
Did you cum and got so tired you couldn't go on or something? Because I'm not sure if I understand correctly
The night after the wedding will have so much nepping that even nepnep won't be able to nep anymore
I hear you. They took an absolutely absurd amount of liberties with translation of Neptunia games. I mean most 11 games they take some liberties and most of the time it can be justified, but Nep is a damn eyesore at times.
Thank all that is holy for fan translation patches to smooth out some of that shit
That is Neptune though
This is Nepgear
You can tell the difference because Neptune is pure sex.
Neptune is pure memes
You have to squeeze the sex out of her
Where do you think you are, anon?
>this image triggers blancfags
It's all she's ever wanted you monsters.
and it's ignoring that delicious thigh gap when all you're focusing on is the tits
The anime is fun and comfy as fuck for the most part. If you love the games you will love the anime
My main complaint is the silly "serious drama" they feel the need to add at the end.
blanc's original body is the reason people are into her, her fans don't want tits.
Doesn't fit her, Blanc's body is perfect the way it is, and her personality makes the entire package even more perfect
Instead of empty hopes and dreams that will never come true, we have the glorious, beautiful reality before us, the butt, Blancbutt to be exact
Which Nep would you choose as your personal maid?
Is this the face of mercy?
Shit I completely forgot about that.
Link for anyone else interested:
They kind of rebooted the series in the second game.
1 and 2 are in completely different parallel universes, but 3 is a "sequel" to 2 (some characters remember events from 2) but the Neptune and Nepgear from 2 get trapped in a different parallel universe again in 3.
Little did Histoire know the girls would be the death of her.
Neptune - useless, would probably burn down the house while dusting the windowsill
Nepgear - good choice, but potentially evil.
Noire - no friends, nobody wants a maid with no friends
Uni - would lock you out of the house and refuse to let you in for no reason
Blanc - Bit lazy, but generally agreeable
Rom/Ram - you sick fuck
Vert - Like Blanc but worse
Tekken - Perfection
>puts in a contact lens just for her special attack
Chuuni as fuck
Nepgear, I would
pat her head, hug her tightly and hold hands with her very often
Only if you give her a cursed sword or an ashtray
If you cant even date her properly
How do you even expect to marry her.
Is she a good girl?
I thought it was neppit?
Was there a patch?
I played the games and watched the anime twice
I dunno, she didnt have an opportunity to develop more due to different circumstances. RB3 > Anime.
What happens to Gamindustri with a million Nepgear?
Nep Jr comes from the old Atari days where a smaller or different version of a game was called Jr
Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr
Over all its just the translators trying to make more western videogame references, now why do it whit nepgear's name is kinda silly, its not like the game gear was exclusive to japan or something
Probably because I can't take more than a few minutes with Asami Imai's voice waking me up.
I despair every time I remember that it will never happen.
God Im sleepy, guess Im taking a nap even though I just took one
I'm fapping to neps and bumping the thread if I see it die down, simple
ONLY FLAT IS AACEPTABLE
With shitty cowtits you wouldn't be able to hug her like that!
Post neps you'd break up with after fucking them
>Not wanting to nep a cute loli AND a pornstar tittymonster in one
The age old question then
DING DING DING
Who gets it in the butt and who gets it in the nephole?
>spreading lies about the savior of Gamindustri
One of the most unforgivable localizations. I haven't listened to the dub, but I can't think of a way to say this without sounding retarded.
Why wouldn't they just keep it as Gear or something?
That still sounds shit, but it is much better than ge-ge. All these translations make me want to learn actual nip, instead of just some slight knowledge.
It is infuriating though when one of them clearly says "onee-chan" or something, but the translations just say the person's name.
"Gearsy" or something like that has to be there because of Uzume's certain way of giving people nicknames, it's hard to localize what she's actually saying "Gearcchi" "Nepucchi"
The difference is that Compa actually says "Nep-nep," but for Nepgear, she says "Gear-chan"
It's lewd Histy time?
No but I'm not one of them
It's always time to lewd every nep
I know the Blanc one is on Tora but out of stock(only know that because there's a bounty for it)
What was the other one? And is it in stock? Tora has some retarded searching, it doesn't show things even if they are under "Hyperdimension Neptunia" tag
If we can get someone to buy the twins one melonbooks is probably the easier option
Tentacle one...good to see it's still in stock
As for the Blanc one, the artist has this pinned at the top of his twitter
Think the would be a chance he restocks it? I just want a Blanc doujin goddamn it
Well that's one way to treat your neps
Exactly and when you have to go out of town you get your own Histy for on the go, shame she only has a single use.
By going out late at night to public parks with public restrooms where homeless people sleep, pulling down their panties and spreading their legs, and then the magic happens
Yes, or this. The final result is a cute little goddess candidate that is taught the same thing
>"W-why are you looking at me like that anon?"
>you will never feel a cute tomboy's pussy swallow your dick whole and milk it till it's dry
Maybe a little more fuckable.
But Nep's randomness, still makes for a better MC.
Why would she?
She's more likely, to "replace" humanity with machines.
>supposed to use the power of friendship
>uses her friends for power
Ram is just that good of a fuckhole
Nepnep or A nep?
Sorry anon, only one nep per nepper
I hate P-ko and all the drama she brought into the anime. Fucking ruined that shit. I sure hope the writers finally realie by now that nothing in Neptunia should ever be serious fuck that shit, fuck the conquest ending, fuck all that P-ko melodrama and fuck Rei actually genocide people. Iris Heart is a damn rapist and they play her for laughs
HDN is dead anon, at the very least we know the main series will keep it's balance of serious and fun, at least until they give it to Felistella and they "fix" the bad ending and remove good end and put true end in it's place
imagine wanting serious business in a game about video gaming consoles taken the forms of moe moe or sexy girls who trasform like sympongear. How fucking stupid is that? Just be like Hyperdimension forever
Sega already has the neptunia franchise why would they make another? Hell, the neptunia franchise just now got it's dreamcast rep and she's got zero features that reference Ulala
Neptunia belongs to Idea Factory, anon.
Sega came up with their own console mascots a few years back.
(On the other hand, Sega Dreamcast the mascot does reference Ulala, but that's besides the point)