What are tomboys for, /a/?
Forcing them into super girly clothes then tell them that they look really cute and watch them get all embarrassed and flustered.
Embarrassed tomboys are a miracle of the universe.
>tomboy forced to put on a dress and act girly
For being forced to wake them up every morning because they're so sleepy that they're still half-asleep while changing
Well of course Chie is tomboy.
Suzuha is slightly different though. She's sporty but I'm not sure if she qualifies as tomboy.
You don't know shit, faggot.
It's extra good when it's the tomboy's repressed wish.
Post your best tomboy.
>You would never call Suzuha girly, man.
What? She's pretty girly.
Any further down the milf hole than pic related and I will fight you faggot.
Is there anything better than tomboys with sex hair?
>knew a 5/10 tomboy that always hangout with girls
>was pretty sure she was a lesbian
>2 years later
>she look a whole lot better 8.5/10 and was making out with a guy
if only i knew sooner
They are for marriage and turning them into adorable loving housewives
>TFW you will never marry a cute tomboy
Threadly reminder that if you like tomboys you are, for all intents and purposes, a homosexual.
Are you retarded?
Its 'For all intents and purposes' you fucking imbecile.
>A real girl with ample boobs and ass
Tomboys are pretty much the ideal type of girl for me.
And I hate it.
I hate anime for giving me such unrealistic hopes, dreams and expectations.
You would be surprised. Some tomboys have meat in all the right places.
Is there some rule that tomboys can't have tasty thighs?
Why would an athletic fit tomboy not have nice thighs?
Tomboys are for befriending and playing with like a boy, then growing up with and noticing a sexual tension growing between you as you notice her as a girl and she notices you as a guy, but continuing to deny this in order to protect your innocent friendship, until it's completely impossible to cover up your passion for each other and you have awkward but cute sex in the gym storage.
Should busty tomboys be teased or are they the ones doing the teasing?
>I hate anime for giving me such unrealistic hopes, dreams and expectations.
Pretty much every anime ever made. You will get used to it eventually.
This type of woman/girl is virtually non-existent in western society, I don't know about other cultures but I want to believe some nip women are like that because where else would artists pick inspiration from.
doesn't he go back in time and undoes that?
I like them even more than tomboys.
I want to cum on a tomboy's spats
Passionate sex in the missionary position with lots of hand holding, hair stroking, kissing, and sensual, breathless gasps of "I love you" between each thrust that ends with you packing rope after rope of thick, almost jelly-like cum deep inside her throbbing, aching womb for the sole purpose of breeding and professing your love to each other in the most intimate, physical way possible.
>trannies who want to be men
Can't spell tranny without spelling 'regret', eh?
>perfect brown catgirl tomboy in sexy clothing wants your dick
>declines giving her the dick
Reminder that he doesn't deserve any of them
Oh, and catgirl is also a cake apparently
Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for
Of course there are. The problem is all of them are most likely lesbians.
They don't have someone to tell them that they're beautiful just the way they are.
hnnnnnnnnnggg, that unkept hair. Why cant we have more characters like this
How can I force my dreams to have a cute tomboy in them?
It's literally the closest I would be able to get to perfection.
>think real hard about tomboys as you drift off
>sink into the placid, black abyss of complete nothingness
>gradually float back towards sensation as the morning sun shines through your window
>regain consciousness, realizing that the time intervening your current and last conscious thought was complete, vacuous nothingness.
I'm gonna need something better than that, anon.
Play a recording of your favorite tomboy while you sleep.
>no Tomo posted
Do you have what it takes to turn your own daughter into a tomboy
There's only one way, anon
Producer-san buys Makoto a pink PsP, her Dad colors it black with a sharpie so its not girly
>but I hear you can get one pre-built at any local playpark
>realizing that the time intervening your current and last conscious thought was complete, vacuous nothingness.
Actually, that's probably not true. Most people have dreams every night. The problem is, you don't remember them. Focus on remembering your dreams by keeping a journal by your bedside and writing what of your dreams you remember as soon as you wake up. You'll find that you usually do remember your dreams, but since you're not used to remembering them the details tend to slip away once you start your day. You'll get better and better at remembering the longer you do this. Eventually, you'll get so good at remembering them, that you'll be able to lament that all your dreams are pointless bullshit without any tomboys in them
>implying lolis missing limbs can't grow up to be genki sporty tomboys
rude and uncalled for
I don't really see how any of these suggestions solve anything. How would a sketchy looking guy carrying a big box with blood stains that is making crying noises, as well as a hacksaw not be suspicious? I just want a loli to make a tomboy daughteru, I don't wanna go to jail.
>no best girl to spar with and mark out over wrestling with
What they are not for is to have you keep making the same thread over and over to ask /a/ what are their purposes
They are meant to dominate traps
>You will never spend a day at the range with a tomboy
>You'll never spend the evening with her getting hammered at the bar and eating bar food
>You'll never stumble back home with her to hang out and watch a corny action movie
>She'll never get cuddly on you all of a sudden and start drunkenly asking if you think she's pretty
>She'll never tell you she wants to be more than "Best friends"
>You'll never have an intense makeout session with her on the couch
If there's anything better than a tomboy, it's a hot, sweaty tomboy.
>he doesn't want to receive gainz in the holy iron- church with his tomboy gf
How much muscle do you like on you tomboys?
Do you prefer them ripped, toned, or no serious muscle at all and just tomboyish in nature?
you act like you don't know the answer to that question
Short hair + spats + toned body = tomboy perfection
>no wanting to get a sickening pump with your tomboy
This my preferred flavor.
Abs and tits but not ridiculous amounts of muscle
The singularity can't come fast enough.
For teasing until they get so frustrated they prove they are a girl
Not the same anon, but pic related.
gets bonus points as well.
>A tomboy will never take you to suplex city, bitch.
>You will never watch the Young Bucks at PWG with a tomboy as she marks out to the Meltzer Driver and too sweets you
Oh my brothers
>had a tomboy little cousin that would always tag along with me
>I was a swimmer and loved outdoor shit in general so we'd play together but I was a bully and would pick on her a lot (did this with everyone)
>years go by and I discover WOW and 4chan, theese two things combined turn me into a shut in skinnyfag, worst decisions of my life really
>we're both in our early teens and she try's to put aside her tomboyish ways and find a boyfriend but to no avail as you can't really change your personality so easily and her high standards make her kind of unattainable, through all of this I am become /r9k/ tier
>late teens now and she has the body of a semen demon, boobs are especially impressive and her parents went through an awful divorce, becomes estranged, I take her under my wing to go do fun things like we used to but I ain't the cool older cousin I once was, as I'm to far gone and can never be a normie again, full autism and also out of shape
>More years pass and she comes to visit this past winter, for as long as I'd known her she had long hair and now she had it cut short and curly
>this pleases me greatly and I can't contain my autism as I tell her how cute it is and she's delighted and tells me she wanted to try something different and how it turned out she had curly hair all along and never knew but her long hair weighed it down straight
>we small talk and watch a movie as she cuddles beside me and I stroke her hair, then I tell her that as cute as the new hair looks that she needs to change her clothing choices as she had fallen for the hipster fashin meme.
>I explain to her how shit it is and that she looks Amish but to no avail as she's in a stage where's she trying to "express herself"
I'd have offered to take her to the mall to find her proper clothes but she was already gone the next day I'm so upset /a/ how can I convince her to go full tomboy?
>I only eat shit and I love it cause it's served on a silver plate
Back to /asp/ baka desu sempai
>I only watch boring vanilla manlets botch flippy shit at eachother
back to /woo/ sempai phamalam
You sure beat me with those hot opinions familia
>I watch shitty booking and elementary school storytelling cause I'm a plebeian with 3 hours to spare every monday on utter shit based solely on brand name
Shake my head to be quite honest with you family
What's the general consensus on trap x tomboy?
Not the best example, sempatchi.
>trap x tomboy
My dick would be too confused to even evaluate that pairing.
I'd rather stay away, for the sake of my dick sanity.
>tfw would never pass as a trap
>tfw straight anyway
still that comic hot doe
>claims buzzwords on me
>throws out buzzwords back
Nice job relative.
>I watch matches in high school gyms with mindless booking because there is no one there with any real star power, just a bunch of no name jobbers jobbing to other no name jobbers.
If only your taste in wrestling was as good as your taste in women/manwomen.
>I let a company that purposedly cuts all their roster's momentum for their sake of their one untalented samoan fuckboy dictate what makes a star that can actually draw
>The state of the WWE mark babies
How do you want that overpopulated roster of midcarders senpai?
>I would rather watch a roster full of no carders then a fleshed out roster of midcarders, high midcarders and a top dawg who can overcome all the odds.
I don't even have anything against outlel wrestling, I'm just having a laugh. I have dreams where Kurt Angle returns as a fulltimer and saves the royal rumble.
>I prefer watered down WWE style parody of wrestling matches than the Meltzer approved, Wrestling Observer 5 stars ***** MOTY masterpieces you'll find anywhere but in WWE
I haven't watched WWE in half a year and I'm still booty blastered that Nakamura and Styles left NJPW. I'm enjoying the banter though.
What's everyone's opinions on tomboys being forced to wear cute feminine clothes?
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts.
Being a bro and helping you land that cute girl you like while secretly dying inside that you will never look at her like that
Why does that plotline happen a lot in American romantic comedies?
I don't actively watch them but even I can pick up on that cliche.
I actually haven't been to a movie theater in about half a year.
Depends on how you define tomboy. Lesbians often do the no makeup/bad hair look, but that isn't really how I'd define a tomboy. Most athletic girls over the age of 20 have figured out how to apply some rudimentary makeup and wear clothing that isn't spandex, and do so on a regular basis because it helps them get things they want.
Tsugumi isn't a tomboy.
Tomboys look like men. Tsugumi, however, is clearly a woman.
>wasnt going to get romantic
She gets her heart super broken.
You should watch to see her suffering.
>Half a year
Try 4 years and counting.
I'm completely out of the loop on what's in the theatres.
I need cute vanilla tomboy doujins. I feel like getting diabetus from the sugar cuteness.
"N-no i don't... In fact i might just go change now..."
"w-wow! That outfit looks even more cute on you!"
"It's only my school uniform... Stop lying."
>Don't yank on it too much or you'll become an idiot
I wish I had this grandma. I jack it every day, sometimes twice and I'm a fucking moron.
"b-but that outfit is my favorite!"
"R-really..? Well... let's talk about it nya!"
Tomboy cousin incest is truly the best.
"It enhances your beauty, and makes you look really feminine!"
"R-really? A-are you really sure about that..? I've been struggling with femininity for a long time now.... It's just a uniform after all."
is nisekoi worth it just for Tsugumi?
Sparring with. And loving
But Marika certainly is.
Confirmed for never making it
>You shut your mouth. You know how many tomboys Iv'e both seen and asked out since I've had to come back to my state? 2.
Dammit didn't mean to green text that and didn't finish. Forgot: Now where the hell are you so you can go on a date with me
>asking someone out on a singaporean tea breaking forum
>Thinking I was being serious in on a tomboy pageant judgmentadministration board
Nah fucking duh.
>fuck it up anyway
'Did it' though. How many irl tomboys have you asked out, and I'm talking in person
Make me faggot
Both of you fuck off