How did the series' two worst characters create such perfection?
Cease your lies, Satan
Only because she is a new character but with more exposure you'll get sick of her.
She already has that retarded habit of banshee screaming shanaro and superstrength is worst ability.
So who the fuck is her mother then? Why did they make maternity an actual fucking plot point? Just to make Sakura suffer even more?
>Why did they make maternity an actual fucking plot point?
Kishi said got the idea over readers' commenting about Karin maybe being Sarada's mom because of the glasses after 700 came out.
>not wanting a piece of that
show him a pic of her in that black wedding dress from the movie and if he doesn't want to marry her he's a faggot guaranteed.
also, preserves the better genes, no uchiha emo shit polluting the family.
But Uchiha actually have the most powerful genes besides Hashirama's, hooking up with his mom would just dilute his dad's god genes with more jobber ones.
Also, the whole incest produces retards thing.
This. The worst part is that SasuSaku fags
including Kishiwill defend their sham of a marriage just because it was confirmed that he inseminated her once. Years as an absentee parent is A-OK because he pat her on the head and said like 3 nice words to her. That's not a substitution for a relationship with a parent. You can't have a relationship with someone you literally never interact/communicate with. Yeah Nardo is shit japanese workaholic dad too but Sasuke is literal nigger tier.
>Also, the whole incest produces retards thing.
nigger they live in world where they can switch eyes like it's fucking nothing. and with technology advancing and orochimaru making freaky experiments all over, taking uchiha genes and adding them to the family, along with a sharingan from some hidden stash like obito's while preventing the child from being retarded would be trivial shit.
and totally worth it for a go at those hinatas.
Kishi can't do shit if he doesn't crank the forced drama up to 11, as evidenced by how he gave his MCs the saddest backstories possible.
The gaiden could have unfolded up the same way if Sarada had had at one point close relationship with her dad with fond memories of him when she was little and the rest only being occasional letters and then we get the moment where she gets greeted by his sword, but instead she has absolutely no memory of Sauce whatsoever, no contact with him and the baby mama drama alongside that.
>taking uchiha genes and adding them to the family, along with a sharingan from some hidden stash like obito's
If it were that simple then Orochimaru wouldn't have spent half the series lusting after Itachi and Sasuke's bodies
he didn't know about obito's stash or realized he wouldn't be able to go anywhere near it.
besides, he needs to keep changing bodies so he wanted sasuke's because it was strong, but even then he'd probably end up discarding it sooner or later.
orochimaru is just weird.
Orochimaru needed an Uchiha body to freely use the sharingan without any drawbacks.
Kakashi used to end up in week long commas after using the sharingan for too long until Kishi forgot about that and he couldn't turn it off.
>The gaiden could have unfolded up the same way if Sarada had had at one point close relationship with her dad with fond memories of him when she was little and the rest only being occasional letters and then we get the moment where she gets greeted by his sword, but instead she has absolutely no memory of Sauce whatsoever, no contact with him and the baby mama drama alongside that.
If she still had memories when she was little, then Sasuke would have even clearer memories. And unlike that mother from Kabuto's backstory who was tricked into thinking Kabuto grew up looking different, Sasuke would have easily recognized a more grown up version of her.
Plus that way sort of loses the emotional impact the scene creates. This is Sarada's first actual meeting with him, not the first in a long time, and the only thing she's had is an ideal image of meeting him. Having their first actual meeting result in him pulling his sword at her is more devastating this way, including how he did because of the fact that he never actually saw her after she was born.
>cant wait for the hentai version of this
>So who the fuck is her mother then?
Kurotsuchi, that's where her legs come from
I want to see grown-up Chouchou in full Pochaco-mode.
She definitely has a good-looking design
and fantastic pornbut that's it. I mean she was there for the majority of the story yet had literally no background or history, I mean we see her parents like what, twice? But what's her motivation for becoming a ninja? Actually in the character's defense it's been such a long time since I read/watched I would have no idea if they elaborated on these things. And all of her character development/story arcs that I remember could have easily been given to literally any random character, she had no defining substance to her or her story. Her one real personality trait was anger/bitch, and her one motivation was Sasuke. It seems like Tsunade taught her just because she was on team 7. How could a character with so much screentime be so undeveloped? It's like she was just there to fill the tit quota.
Sakura's a guilty pleasure of mine. I won't lie. Then again that's probably because I didn't read/watch it after the 1st part.
The problem with Sakura is more that Kishimoto is a terrible writer. Like Sakura could've been an enjoyable character if someone compotent was writing her and actually gave her a character arc or made her matter or even just let her fucking punch more people.
He said he decided during halfway throught the series and I am guessing it was during the death of neji moment since "he was the cupid"
But seriously hinata is boring as fuck, never saw why all beta faggs love her.
I mean now that she has naruto what is she going to do? Keep hidding behind the trees?
Then Naruto is supposed to be energetic as fuck but when he is around hinata, he becomes one boring fuck.
Literally hinata sucks.
I would agree with you but Hinata got 1/20th the attention and in my opinion is a way more compelling and put-together character. She is a lot like Sakura actually, motivated by her retardedly single-mind devotion, but she actually works to become a better person and change herself to deserve him. Her stupid single personality trait is shyness instead of anger, but we learn that it's justified by her history and childhood experiences growing up in her clan. Then we see how her obsession with Naruto is kind of justified because he gave her some kind of strength and hope during a shit childhood. She actually betters herself and grows as a person through the series.
I think the problem is Kishi destroys things by overworking/overthinking them. Like a retard hugging his beloved pet bunny to death.
At least naruto can be himself when he is with sakura.
Hinata is literally "omg she looks cute with those blind looking eyes and has big bewbs omg"
What is the point if at the end of the day they wont be able to be themselves?
You lack some real life relationship experiences my friend.
Hinata is perfect housewife material and she is the perfect angel to Naruto's weaknesses. But people don't want Naruto to go through drama bullshit, they want Sasuke to go through it instead. So Naruto ends up the responsible workaholic while Sasuke gets the drama. Most of the fanbase popularity is with the Uchiha drama, anyway.
Sakura got a character reversion because she had to make way for Hinata to be with naruto.
Then again Hinata's whole porpuse its to be pairing foder, so I dont get why people get such massive boners when shipping her with naruto. I mean at the end of the day this is all about her and not about naruto. Way one sided.
Whenever Naruto is with her he does not act like himself. He HAS to change whenever he is with her.
Maybe you love Hinata because she fits you "yes sir kind of girl, timid as fuck"
But to Naruto who is a loud pervy energetic motor mouth. That shit wont work dude, he is too happy in attitude.
Literally pairing fodder the character.
They've already been shown to be in a successful relationship
Naruto is himself literally all of the time
Hinata slowly became okay with being who she was because of Naruto
Both of those things are shown in the manga/anime
Best girl won the narutobowl, believe it
Sakura is ultra-controlling. She's the type of woman who sucks the virility out of their man and then leaves them because they aren't the man they married. Naruto needs a woman who can support him not control him (otherwise he would end up like his incompetent father.)
So much shit taste in one thread. The NS tears are truly delicious and unending.
Encouraging you and shit mean jackshit if you cant be yourself with your woman.
Yeah, had a couple of those. One was awesome while with the other I couldnt be myself so I broke up with her.
Unlike animu faggs I dont get married with the first girl that throws her thong at me.
Literally the only times we have seen them together Naruto is serious as fuck but when he is with other people he is energetic and shit. Why doesnt he behave like that with hinata? He doesnt strike me as someone that has a happy marriage, specially Hinata with her faint smiles.
Their relationship sucks and Naruto cant be Naruto when he is with her, FACT.
LMAO you talk as if you where an awesome love guru, let me remind you that this are fictional characters. Hinata was designed to be a one dimensional satelite who's entire porpuse surrounds being a stalker to naruto. When that objective is completed then there is absolutely nothing to her.
In sakura's case, at least Naruto can be himself when he is with her. It was never shown that Sakura did not support naruto - she even supported him back in the chuunin exams - so your claims are without fundamentals.
I am not mad, just making a point. And if that is your answer I guess I was right all along.
Typically the naruhina fan doesnt have answers and relies on the "omg your tears are delicious and shit" man child tier babblings.
>Why doesnt he behave like that with hinata?
You've never been completely comforted and disarmed by the pure, unending love and devotion of a beautiful maiden?
That's the case for most of the characters. Everyone people like show up for one or two seconds to talk shit or accomplish the one task they're given and go back to doing nothing.
she got character regression. To be honest before kage summit arc she was alright. Heck, in early part 2 she was doing fucking great!
It was when Kishi put her back to her obsession with sasuke when she got destroyed.
I knew Kishi was planning Hinata end when Sakura fake-confessed to Naruto and he called her out on her bullshit, then confirmed by Hinata's confession. Before that I just wanted to believe and had already prepared myself for NS.
>I am not mad
Posting like >>136285031
Yes you are.
All naruto shippers are terrible.
NaruHina are all arrogant shits who being mad that someone shits on that pairing and called them as narusaku even though they are not. Naruhina's not that great, but hinata still deserves him either way.
Narusaku are bunch of delusional and salty people. At least their delusion can bring happiness to us all but it's still creepy af and annoying.
Sasusaku are all just pathethic as it is. That's one hell of an unhealthy relationship. Sasuke should just chidori her for real instead just a genjutsu.
Another woman has your man's/husband's baby.
>laughing Sauce face
>fatass Sakura and Karin
>Nurutu is liberal
RIP my sides.
The sad part is by the end of the series it was proven that genetics was like 90% of it at least. At least it's kind of realistic in a way. As young children we're given expectations and then as we grow older we rebel against them and think we're making a difference, and then by the end we realize we've been playing our predestined roles all along, and we have become our parents, and our shit genes give us a slow and painful death by cancer.
Well he got the titty monster so I would also say yes.
>Jiraya will never make awkward pervy comments when sunflower blossoms into cowtits jr
thanks, coolest guy.
Sakura was never a great character from the start. If you think about it, if she didn't have that undying love for Sauce she would have been sidelined like the rest of the Konoha genin. The main reason she was able to stay relevant and supported Naruto so hard was because he promised that he'd bring Sauce back.
I don't get why people think Sakura is a better character than Hinata. At least Hinata has an interesting background and her own drama to deal with in her family, and I can comprehend why she became obsessed with Naruto. Naruto and Hinata came from a similar situation where they were both considered failures by society/family, respectively, but Naruto's resolve to never give up despite the circumstances ultimately left a big impact on her. Further along the series, we were able to see the resolve she had to become stronger, though her accomplishments were dwarfed by MCs and didn't leave a big impact upon readers.
Sakura's character had a lot of holes where it was difficult to near impossible to understand her motivations, which by default, was left to because she loved sauce too much and she was a kind girl hurrr
>Whenever Naruto is with her he does not act like himself. He HAS to change whenever he is with her.
This is not automatically a bad thing, since his changes are resoundingly positive
>Maybe you love Hinata because she fits you "yes sir kind of girl, timid as fuck"
She slaps him in the face for being a shit and tells him he's fucking up
>But to Naruto who is a loud pervy energetic motor mouth. That shit wont work dude, he is too happy in attitude.
Sometimes people mellow out as they grow up instead of forever remaining mentally twelve.
I remember a time when Naruto threads were banned on /a/... oh the memories.
Can't blame Salada since she was abuse throughout her entire childhood. Whenever Sakura sees her face, it reminds her of her eternal humiliated defeat as a woman. She couldn't get the man he love but still has to fake being married to him and is forced to raise his child with another woman as her own child. Thus every time she has a money problem or any kind of hardship, she vented her frustration out on Salada, resorted to violence and treated her like a punching bag. Those mistreatment traumatized Salada and made her harbor an immense hatred toward Sakura.
They're not /a/. But they are distorted to nearly unrecognizable.
>there are still people who are salty over this.
Leet it go already.
I looked at the narusaku tag on tumblr today. It's like a shrine to Kishi's mastery of trolling.
Would Hinata be gay if Naruto was a girl?
By that metric so is Hinata because Kishi doesn't write good female characters.
DESU as bad as Hinata, Sakura and all the other female characters are they still have nothing on that whole chosen one drivel or the 'let's forgive everyone forever even as they attack me and try to destroy the world for some fucktarded angsty reason' remember that shit?
Can you read someone emotions by looking at their MP?
Chakra =/ Emotions
I'm sure she'd be up for it.
If your good at reading MP: you can tell if someone is low on high on MP.
Has anyone ever counted how many flashbacks there are in Naruto?
moot got sick of your shit.
Yes. But the real question is how much better would the series have been if everyone's genders were reversed?
We've been answering this a countless time /a/....
1. so Hinata has someone to talk to while Naruto is off being a workaholic or going on adventures with Sauce.
2. so kishi doesn't have to put too much Hinata in what apparently he sees as "the combination of Naruto and Sasuke"
Shino was my second favorite behind Lee. He really got shafted. Never got fucked up too hard (I think?) and got to do a few cool things, but he had basically no presence.
It's better to imagine what could have been than to live with a hellish reality.
Sorry man, passed out for a minute.
>still no english translation of the second nanashi naruhina doujin
I need to know what the fuck they're saying as they make beautiful vanilla love and a baby, god damn it.
You're making my dick diamonds, anon.
Please, keep going...
I know. I've been so conditioned by years of hentai that bad dialogue is the only thing that gives me an erection anymore.
From "the last" movie.... which wasn't actually the last movie.
Pic related, the album cover art for the movie OST that anally annihilated millions of autists by confirming their pairing was dead.
it and the boruto movie are both canon, so might as well watch them if you get yourself invested in the story.
the last takes place 2 years after the end of the manga, not counting the flash forward the very last chapter has, of course.
And yet, she's a much better person than both of her parents. Surprise, surprise.
>she looks like Sakura
She looks and acts nothing like Suckura and it is one of the reasons she is so great.
Ah, good ol' James S Cassidy
>"Our village's children are the best! Believe it!"
>Whenever Naruto is with her he does not act like himself. He HAS to change whenever he is with her.
That's because Naruto wants to be a reliable and responsible man for her. Is that so wrong?
>tfw no Hashirama/Tobirama/Madara babysitting loli Tsunade spinoff
Considering his idea of responsible was to intentionally deceive them with a shadowclone so they'd think he showed up for his daughters birthday? Or the fact neither of his children nor Hinata were suprised by it?
Yeah he's really shown himself as responsible to them. Poor Hinata she deserved better than a child in a mans body. Only conciliation she has is that her family is only the 2nd worst in Konoha.
Be careful what you wish for i guess. You just might get it.
Is naruhina the only way a gangbang can be vanilla?