Girls you wanna fuck because they're anime but you'd

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>>136237974

>>136237974
I wish 3d girls were half as fun as Seo.

A real version of Seo aged up 10 years would be ideal irl woman.

>>136237974
All tsundere desu

>>136237974
Getting playfully bullied by a semi-hot 3DPD chick is kinda great though
IRL Seo would still be wonderful

>>136237974
Tomoko

>>136238773
Kajou would post on Reddit tbqh

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>>136237974

>Implying you can survive Seo's wild wide 2D or not

Pic sort of related since she'd be too dumb and too fat if she is real remember, 2 fridges

>>136238986
>>136239002
I'd probably hit them both in the dick trap for mouthing off and calling me names. They're grade A dicking in anime tho.

all of them desu. real girls are kinda gross

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The girl from Keit-Ai.

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>>136239002
Ding ding ding

>>136237974
>MonthlylNozaki
What the fuck, people actually called it that? You lose all the meaning in the title if you translate the title.

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Obvious answer.

>>136239063
Slut

>>136238902
Do NOT bully Kajo.

>>136238100
>aged up 10 years
But why? If she's got the same personality, why age her?

>>136240503
I would totally fuck her in 3d

>>136240503
Eating up all my snacks isn't cool.

>>136240571
>Not bullying a Redditor

>>>/reddit/

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>>136237974
love anime Revy but would absolutely despise her in real life. I hate women who are assertive, combative, loud and obnoxious. I especially hate women who drink. So yeah, I'd loathe her.

>>136240580
Kajou ages like fine wine tho
Would preserve

>>136239002
dude..
asuka is abusive af and always angry at you, but secretly she loves you and just doesn't know how to show it.
she might never know, but if you were her irl shinji, then she'd probably never leave your side bc she couldn't get that same level of satisfaction with anybody else that she gets with you.
she'd be angry but she'd be slightly possessive and if you really didn't like her she'd probably do something stupid like kill herself.

Every tsundere. I don't want to have to risk my life or dignity just for a girl to not treat me like shit.

>>136237974

I'd like to think I'd appreciate a yandere, but i know in reality I probably wouldn't.

>>136238027
She has no job and probably needs quite a bit to eat.
No government assistance for monster waifus.

Also the atmosphere does not have high enough concentrations of oxygen to keep large spiders alive. oxygen tanks are expensive and dangerous

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Kaname Shitori

That one blonde bitch with the laugh.

Any female character that hits the MC and screams "pervert" when she's seen naked by accident.

>>136242359
>hating cute military geek girls

Wut?

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Yanderes... probably.

>>136242414
Why is it that I know exactly who you're talking about even with that generic description?

OOOOOHOHOHOHO

>>136240503
>>136238027
Perfect in fiction and IRL.

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Any loli, really.

>>136243108
I-I can step on you if you want

>>136243686

Only because you'd get arrested, though.

>>136244001
are you a girl?

>>136244187
nyez

>>136244087
Not that anon, but I personally find real children absolutely disgusting.

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>>136240503
Her only 3DPD flaw is that she'd almost certainly be obese and a type 2 diabetic.

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She'd get annoying around second 8 of interacting with her.

>>136237974
I'd love to have a girlfriend like Seo. What's wrong with you?

>>136239590
Since when is she ok in her media?
God that bitch is an eyesore.

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>>136244468
She'd have utter disregard for your safety and feelings though. In 3D she'd make a horrible partner, unlike Prince Kashima.

>>136244420
not really

>>136244492
No but food-moe though! Right? Right?

No, she's god awful.

>>136244087
Nice projection pedo.

>>136244087
No, children are disgusting little cunts.

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Karera Sakunami from Jojolion.

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>>136244539
We constantly see her eating candy. Judged by what we see, imagine how much candy she must eat in a day. And that's on top of regular meals (unless she doesn't eat regularly, which explains her figure but would make her a diabetic somewhere along the line).

>>136244420
>did not know asian has insane metabolism

Generally /a/ knew that Asians eat like pigs but maintain lean figure.

>>136242689
She would either be full-blown assburger or an aftention whore in 3D. Grills as genuine and cute as Yukari don't exist ; _ ;

>>136244640
I would kill people for a loyal and loving girlfriend like Kouko IRL.

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>>136244652
>Asians eat like pigs
Then what do Americans eat like? They can probably afford to eat more than Americlaps because their diet is rich in fish and vegetables rather than already unhealthy junk food pumped full of high fructose corn syrup. I'm pretty sure your bread would be qualified as cake by European standards.

>>136244740
Why are eurofags so obsessed with America that they randomly drag it into every conversation they have.

>>136239063
Why is she sopping wet?

>>136244844
She's lying in a puddle.

>>136244845
Do not stick your dick into the Crawling Chaos

I love tsundere but I know if I was sent to the anime universe I'd REEEEE from them being bitches

>>136244898
If they were real they'd never pay you any attention to begin with.

>>136244468
Her type pisses me off, plus she'd be hard to keep up with.

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Would just be fat and ugly with a real body

>>136244912
Valid point, but this is assuming I'd be attractive in 2D world
>>136244930
Mentally or sexually?

>>136244959
Physically. As in, I'm a fat person who talks about anime on the internet and she practices with all the sports teams.

>>136244087
No, 3D loli isn't sexy.

2D loli is sexy because they have adult hips and they aren't retarded like 3D lolis

Yanderes. I find them fun and all in anime, but overly attached shit irl is terrible

>>136244640
She's literally perfect, anon. She would rather have you stay home and be her personal live dildo. You're free to pursue other interests in the meantime.

>>136245095
It's only bad if you're not attached to them yourself.

>>136237974
But OP, my 3DPD couple is like her.
Seo inspired me to actually date some genki girl irl
and is actually better than any bitch who smell your wallet, no shit, you don't even need to be super formal, but sometimes she take total control of my PS4-Xbox One and ruins my games K/D and stuff, her only flaw.

Any hyperactive bimbo sorts.

Stupidity stops being harmless fun when you bring real life into the equation. Stupid people are horrible people, without fail.

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>>136237974

>>136245493
Thumbnail looks like Raiden.

>>136245299
>not wanting a cute otaku girl to watch anime with while snuggling on the couch

>>136244785
That's because you will get killed before you even get to hold her hands.

>>136240503
I could imagine her sneaking around at night getting snacks and candy.

>>136245616
She'd be way weaker without anime-physics buffing her.

A real life 5 foot tall asian girl with twig arms couldn't do jack shit.

>>136244769
They know they're inferior.

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Surprised no one posted her yet. Sure her antics are cute to watch and all but
>ONII-CHANBUYMEGEIMUCHIPPUSUCKMAIDIKKU
holy shit if she were real I'd smack that brat

>>136245431
I doubt you'd keep the same opinion if she tried to kill your female cousin because you were friendly with her.

>>136246398
I have no attachment to my family, so that makes it perfect.

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>>136244640

Koko must be a really high maintenance girl, as of now I would need another job to pay for her trips to Europe and cute clothes. She would say stuff like "Oh don't worry anon my family can pay for that" but deep down she'll loathe me for not being a potential provider if I don't treat her well enough.

Her dad seem pretty ok though.

>>136246398
Eh, I can live without seeing any of them again.

>>136246680
Her ideal man is one who would stay home and attend to her all day. Did you not watch? She would hate you if you worked two jobs.

>>136243686
>>136244604
Real children are noisy, dirty, rude and annoying.
Can't stand them.

>>136239063
Whore in multiple dimensions.

>>136240944
>tfw you realize your parents are Shinji and Asuka

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>>136239063
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>>136238927
>he does not have a small freezer and a fridge

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>>136245553
why'd you have to remind me

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>>136247222
You take that back you faggot

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>>136247222
>keit-ai

TRIGGERED/10

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You know, 3D girls aren't that bad when you're drunk and on eccies.
Anyway, Haruhi would be absolutely awful in 3D.

>>136240944
She is Annoying if she was real.

>>136247608
She's horrible in every dimension.

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>>136247943
She's cute in 2D at least and makes you do stuff together.

>>136248031
I've always found her face's proportions creepy

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Not anime, but still. She's the type who would *glomps* in real life.

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>Why are you so mean to me you rich bitch cunt?

>>136248353
Maybe if you'd stop randomly saying "NICO NICO NIIII" she'd be nicer.

>>136237974
Goddamit Waka, stop being so miserable about your waifu!

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>But sweetie, you are.

>>136248720
Nico nico no! I do what I want.

>>136250436
>girl

>>136250465
briefly

>>136244508
Kashima convinced herself her boy is a transsexual.

>>136247608
If she were still God in 3d it would be fine. If she acted like that but had no power, well, even if you could put up with her she'd get your ass beaten regularly by being a cunt to everyone. Probably get herself beaten and/or raped, too.

>>136244420
naw, maybe both by the time she's 30-40 but not as an active 15 year old with a good metabolism.

>>136240503
God bless Hirame

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>>136242414

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>Christ Anzu, you smell like piss and BO. Get up and do your choirs.

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Any of the two, really.

>>136240314
Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun was the dub name, iirc

>>136246859
So were you :^)

>>136254168
And you still are.

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She's not even a real anime girl.

>>136245652
Except if her punches were toward your junk instead.

>>136238986
she has balls

>>136245809
She's not even remotely likeable in anime form to begin with.

>>136257314
lmao dude great contribution

>>136254629
DAY 1

>>136237974
>Seo
>Girls you wanna fuck because they're anime but you'd hate them if they were real

She's not completely self centered like a real female. So I'd say she's still better than real life.

>>136245809
>>>ONII-CHANBUYMEGEIMUCHIPPUSUCKMAIDIKKU
That's because her brother is a fucking normie.
She's never need to ask me for a game.

>>136259708
vidya is for normies

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