Heavy Object thread

>>136230152
I dont disagree. She's objectively best.

>>136230152
She's a slut

>>136230152
>no screen time
>best girl

Might as well pick some nameless character in the opening

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>>136230152
Objectively wrong
Get it?

>>136231370
Your humor is almost as bad as your taste.

>>136231294
She isn't, not even for the MC.

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>>136230152
The cutest and best Heavy Object.

hohoho is best

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>>136231681
She only wishes she had heavy objects

>>136231370
I laughed and I think you have fine taste, friend.

Heavy Object is shit

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>>136232367
Nigga you 'bout as retarded as the names in this show.

>>136231370
While my opinion differs from yours I see the merits in your choice, It's just that Hime won my heart over first.

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Those giants man

How are this anime's openings so fucking corny with the english everywhere mixed in but so addictive?

>>136231370
LITERALLY breeding material.

>>136232801
Most anime openings are Jap songs with English words mixed in them.

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>>136232367

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>>136232961

>>136232961
But her entire character arc is to show that she's MORE than just breeding material and a pretty face.

Hime's character arc is... acting slightly less stoic? She hasn't advanced much in 14 episodes.

>>136230152
>heavy shit flopped hard
>kamachishit not relevant anymore
>shitdex/shitgun s3 never

All is right with the world.

>>136232801
I liked the first OP better then the new one.

>>136233383
Heavy object is a miracle. Japs dont know shit.

>>136232961
She's very unlikely to deliver a cute daughteru. That's a huge minus for breeding material.

>>136233586
Doesn't that just mean you have incentive to keep impregnating her over and over? Seems like a huge plus to me.

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so who's maids are these? Or are they just a chuuni battle team dressing as maids?

>>136230152
>their new waifus
>new waifus
Liberal degenerates, a waifu is for life.

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>>136231370
>Mistletoe in her ponytail hairrod thing
L-lewd

>>136233813
>a waifu is for life
>not a waifu is for laifu
You had one job.

>>136231370
MY SIDES.

obs: excellent taste, herr anon.

Who is this weiner warmer?

Her objects look nice.

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>>136232667

>people making a thread for waifus when captain BURNING ALPHA was the star of the episode

Go dance with the angels.

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>>136234369
Sorry, forgot pic

>>136233383
>heavy shit flopped hard
We'll... We'll still get a Baby Magnum model kit, right?

>>136233383

It flopped because people wanted raildex.

>>136234387
He is the hero we need but not the hero we deserve.

>>136234387
Any LN fags here can confirm whether BURNING ALPHA gets any bro moments with Miguel and Tulio in the future?

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I don't give a shit about any of the girls, I just watch this show for these two glorious fuckwits. They're the most hell yeah motherfuckers that ever hell yeah motherfuckered

Jesus Christ the sound in this episode is the worst yet. What the fuck are they doing?

>>136234911
Gary and Stu.

>>136234974
Fuck off.

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>>136234948

Even if it's fun to watch, it's still a meme show with tons of QUALITY and other issues.

They must be saving all their money for index 3.

>>136234974
Yup. And it's glorious watching these two idiots bumble their way through war zones and improvise things that should never work and still come out on top.

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>>136234869
No. His next great appearance is in the later novels, and he saves the carriers from getting their asses bombed into oblivion by Top Gun Loli's squad.

>>136234397
Nobody?

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In to which heavy object would you put your stiff object?

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>>136235230
I can't wait to see her drunk

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>>136235230

Haven't picked up the LN yet but I would like this one.

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>>136235293
>Quenthur groped her like an alpha while she was sober AND in front of a high ranking official
>she comes onto him while drunk and he shys away like some pathetic beta

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>>136235414
>"Don't look at her, look at me!"

>>136235454
Holy fuck, OK that explains why he was so hesitant to tap that. No sane man would easily be able to make a choice in that situation.

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For all the new members of the Burning Alpha appreciation club, I would just like to say one thing: J.C. Staff didn't show his full glory. He doesn't stop after only one building.

>>136235498
Yes they would, and the choice is the princess.

Source: I am a sane man.

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>>136235498
Am I insane to say I'd choose Hime if I could choose any one of the two?

>>136235591
>>136235608
While I am personally respectful of anons tastes, I don't see how anyone would choose Hime. Her character is just so dull. Frolaytia just seems like she would be way more fun and she is subjectively hotter.

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>>136230152
>>136231370
>>136235293
>>136231681
>>136235702

>>136232667
Burning Alpha > Ice Girl

>>136234369
>>136234397
Random ex-rich girl who went broke and was saved by Qwenthur's father from being gangraped bu the whole town. Became an idol.

>>136235862
What she doing on the battlefield? Was she a rich commoner or a noble? She want the qwenthur?

>>136235920
A noble. She was there filming a program for publicity and spends the entire volume in the base as opposed to what the OP suggests.
>She want the qwenthur?

>"Dammit!! That maid!! I chose the military just so I could show him the return of the great Monica, so why is that bastard Quenser nowhere to be found!?"

>>136232801

This OP is pretty great. I'd really like it if they played it over one of the coming episodes.

>>136236043
Qwenthur gets so many 10s.

I need to see more of Havia's fiance. She seems to always be in that dress. I want to see her objects.

>>136236101
nice wordplay anon.

>>136236274
What did I do?

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>Qwenthur
>Havia
>Frolaytia
>Sladder Honeysuckle
The names in this series are retarded

>>136236302
>her "objects"

don´t you say it was unintentional...

>>136236355
You didn't even mention Major Cococabana

>>136236439
Anon. We've been calling boobs objects since episode 1.

>>136236355
Alicia Sloppyjoes is the best name after Ohoho.

>>136236355
>forgetting based BURNING ALPHA

>>136236479
I guess it was unavoidable, huh...

>>136236439
Has it taken you like 16 weeks to get this joke?

>>136236497

It's pretty based but isn't that just his codename? His real name is something staccato IIRC.

>>136236551
Staccato Raylong.

>>136236533
I´ve never been in a HO thread before, so...no, it took me a few minutes.

>>136230152
why aren't the objects powered by vibrating dildos built into the pilot chair?

>>136237241
good idea, someone draw a doujin of this, fast!

>>136237241
There are male elites

I don't know why I enjoy this show so much. It's such a fun show.

>>136237354
then the male pilot chairs can have a onahole like milking device

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>>136237399
Because it's a buddy cop film about Miguel and Tulio playing Metal Gear Solid. What's not to like?

>>136237403
>>136237241
Which is the more effective power source, semen or vaginothermal energy?

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>>136231370
I hope we get to see more her embarrassed/flustered. Strong girls getting teased like that is the best.

>>136237553
i´d say vagina heat is more constant.

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>>136230152
I'm in it for the bullshit giant killing. I enjoyed the technical side of the anime so much that it made me read the novels and now I'm sad we'll never get to see Havia crashing a Tiltrotor gunship using a grenade launcher.

>>136234974
Gary stu isn't automatically bad, it works great in this instance.

>>136237519
This is what makes it worth watching.

>>136237651
Where the novels translated?

>>136237553
what if it's the sexual arousal that powers the object?

>>136237354

It's called milking the prostate.

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>>136237863
The usual place to read LNs.

>>136233383
No surprise when this anime didn't even have any publicity 2 weeks before its stream.

>>136232257
Looks gross

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>>136230152
People just like her because she looks like Alice Margatroid and I'm totally fine with that.

I want that brown girl

>>136239018
Literally who?

>>136240489
>he doesn't know the 2hus
Which rock did you crawl out from under?

>>136238226
In english though

>>136240583
No one posts Alice on /a/, anyway, and I don't see much porn of her. I barely know who she is.

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I want hime-sama to look down on me.

>>136239018

She looks like generic NAGI character...

>hear Satou Rina say "railgun"
>get reminded that Index 3 will never happen

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>>136241308
I want to hug and head at Hime when she lefts her guard down.

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>>136241183

Will spoonfeed because I'm a sucker for kamachi.

https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=HEAVY_OBJECT

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>>136241407

>implying that the hamazura's theater scene where him and takitsubo are watching heavy object won't happen at the end to tease index 3

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>>136242031
>spoonfeeding
Fuck off. It's one fucking Google search. "Read Heavy Object translated".

Are the heavy objects her tits?

>>136242306
yes

>>136242306
Has this joke been made in the anime yet?