No asshair this week but we got tampon talk instead.
Gross and ecchi share the same goal in my vocabulary
It's scary how moe Chaika-kun is
>suddenly walk up to a girl and talk about her tits
do boys really do this?
>you will never slumber on her heaving, cardiganed bosom
Does he think he is cool for wearing his blazer like that?
I would hit this so hard with the force of a thousand suns that whoever would pull me out would get a flesh wound and be a servant called Saber.
Yes, and stupid.
Is this the greatest anime block of all time?
Oh come one. When you're a woman you have to be conscious of this shit all the time when you're around other people.
When you're alone and you know no one is going to see anything is prime opportunity to let shit go and sit in the comfiest position you can.
I hope there's an episode where they talk about their feet.
As a person who has lived with extensively with women, they walk around smelling like shit when they are around family or extremely comfortable with a person.
They just have to contend with too much body odor compared to males.
>Reminds me of this.
Sure does, only with proper animation. The other 2DPD show that comes to mind is Joshi Kousei, that actually showed one of the girls with her hand covered in menstrual blood.
Why are Souls series reaction images so good?
That wouldn't really work since it's sticky, so it would stick some to the fork and knife.
Snickers are better when cold.
But those are normal pantsu cut, nothing "slutty" or "erotic" about them... no lace, no low cut, no t-back or hipster back for different kinds of ass showing, no print, etc.
>That wouldn't really work since it's sticky, so it would stick some to the fork and knife.
Speaking as a person who has eaten his snickers with a knife and fork several times at one point let me tell you that you are full of shit.
>What's next, people will eat snickers with a knife and fork?
You're over 20 years late on this one, buddy.
That was a direct reference my friend, I knew about that joke in Seinfeld. Which is why I made it as well, but common you are not telling me that people actually did it right?
>not eating your snickers with a fork and knife
>eating snickers at all
Enjoy your diabetes
It's just not as hot as the original.
Well this is a good start.
does she really have a hairy asshole?
i thought people were just joking
Even her friends know it.
I can only speak for American women, but some do and some don't. The ones that do range from the kind that only talk about theirs or the difficulty in finding bras, to the kind that actually try to fondle other women's breasts.
>Doesn't understand women are animals too, just a different type
How's it feel being a virgin?
I'd be her papa, if you know what I mean.
>that weak ass thrust game
Gotta wrap your hands around her hips and yank her to you while you thrust. Jesus fucking christ, bitch, this is basic sex. Goddammit, women piss me off.
I really like the delivery of the jokes and the pacing of the show. I was not expecting this.
This fucking guy.Straight to the shop too.
They feel like warm squeezable funbags. I know everyone always says just like fat but somehow they feel more than that when you're playing with them. Plus nipples.
Best thing is a girl that's really into having her tits squeezed.
>They feel like warm squeezable funbags. I know everyone always says just like fat but somehow they feel more than that when you're playing with them. Plus nipples.
Best thing is a girl that's really into having her tits squeezed. I think.
Fuck, great episode.
Top series, we need more shit like this. The gap of 2D looks with 3DPD themes is fantastic. Plus it's educational for those unaware of things in general.
That said, this >>136163023
I really liked the song, but the fucking explanation/summary at the intro eats some precious seconds.
If you're a bit fat or have enough fat, try to relax some areas, like your arm or belly while sitting down and feel them grabbing only the fat.
They are kind like that, but a bit softer imo, it's like the skin in the boobs is a bit thinner so it doesn't have a thick layer like it feel when you pinch your belly or arm.
Hymens are not a simple paper layer though.
That said, who even gives a shit about the hymen anymore? it breaks just by doing some sports, masturbation or other shit.
Personally hymen breaking in Hentai is always a turn off for me. Breaking virgins is hot, but that part ain't fun imo.
Stain from what?
He will probably fap to this memory for the rest of his life
This turns me on.
This anime was made for me because I enjoy filthy stuff.
This is the kind of dude that will kiss the glass, pillow or something in order to know how it feels.
But it doesn't show as easily.
Same reason we guys don't buy white underwear usually, who the fuck likes pee/precum stains in plain view? This is why mine are all grey, black or have some shitty design.
>I once went up and told a girl she had nice sized breasts and that she shouldn't let them go to waste
>Few weeks later she starts doing some modeling gigs and starts earning some cash
Maybe she just needed a confidence boost?
>not even inch of self awareness
with my fire cock
Piss leaks, it's not like people have a cover right at the end, so one or two drops get there.
Shit might (not always) stain if for example you have a hairy ass and sweat a lot. I have a hairy ass, thankfully not very sweaty but I do have to wipe way too much until no shit shows up.
You would be surprised about a lot of the shit girls talk about sometimes. Its probably just as equally disgusting as men sometimes.
Asian women have larger breast sizes in general if you compare them with western women of the same bodytype. We have more fatsos so are statistics are not the best but they sure are bustier.
I always wondered why some girls would take so many bathroom breaks when I just have one and be fine all day.
>keeping this knowledge to himself
I don't like this dude
It's so hairy that even then. I do spread them, sit and press so I shit with spread asscheeks but it's still annoying.
Girls masturbate with tons of weird shit, what's so
>dumb for falling for it
when they shove pencils, sharpies, brushes and shit inside.
These are just wet, so the implication of this stain is that she's turned on.
Daily stain is vaginal leak, piss, etc.
I wonder if they'll have an insert image of this.
>Ketchup in your urethra
Nice to see that the class has such nice thoughts about her
>that heavy breathing
Come on dude, show some self control
Yes sir nothing but innocent thoughts
This show is unexpectedly cute and lewd at the same time
Also I think something was lost in translation in the whole cooking exchange with Ojou
Ah, thought so too, but since some baseball players are used in delinquent manga series I was wondering.
What do you expect if she dresses exactly like the kind of girl who'd do that.
Only super cool guys are allowed to wear their jackets like this.
Of course Shiki would be sitting in the background of this show.
What the hell is wrong with her?
The beginning of a new era.
Cute girls talking about PD things in a cute way.
This is 3DPD propaganda, the evil japanese government want to ruin the purity of 2D girls. Don't believe their lies.
Who 1D masterrace here? Pic related, my waifu.
She's pure on the inside (so white pantsu), but wants to give the image of a gyaru (slut).
Gyaru signs: Heavy makeup in highschool (maybe common in the west but not in anime/japan at least), nails done, dyed hair (unless she's blonde), haircut isn't norm, wears accessories, open collar shirt and loose tie/ribbon, etc.
Bullshit, if anything this works again 3DPD. They manage to moe-fy aspects we dislike in 3D.
I can no longer fap to 3D anwyay, and already lost interest in 3D girls.
ever had to clean a woman's bathroom?
women are more disgusting than men can even dream of.
even the girls at my past job at a grocery store hated cleaning the women's bathroom.
Fatty and otaku glases> everyone else's hipster glasses.
How does OP image not make you want to go pick up a gyaru doujin right now.
I really doubt they did it from A E S T H E T I C S, or ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ.
Where can I find raws? The online site has the chapters scattered or some missing I think (unless I'm looking at the wrong page).
I found a site but it's korean scanlations.
I still wear jackets and coats like that when I don't want to carry them on one hand.
This is the guy that imagined this, breasts just make him lose his mind.
Why do girls have such problems with constipation?
Is it a biological thing, a diet thing, or are girls so concerned about appearances that they hold their farts and poop in so long that they end up constipated?
Girls rectums are stretchier and can therefore hold more shit than usual, leading to someone who hasn't shat in a while being unable to shit.
Girls have larger rectums because their intestines get lifted to near their stomach by pregnancy and they still need to have their shitters function.
Probably diet, or maybe hormones? since they have a cycle and shit.
But I can image their diet being shit since they don't take care of it until they get a bit fat, then they fuck it more to slim down, and so on.
>Also I think something was lost in translation in the whole cooking exchange with Ojou
I think the word she used for knife is yakuza(?) slang for a short sword or knife, and definitely not a cooking knife.
The material which will eventually turn into a baby anon.
This. The place i work has a lot of chinese women working here and the only ones with any tits are the fat ones and some of the ones who have kids.
I also feel like a giant at 5'10'' feet since the average height here seems to hover around 5'.
>cutest girl is a slut
Hehe, just like in every other anime and manga then. This pattern is kinda overdone innit?
>I really doubt they did it from A E S T H E T I C S
It's sad when education has failed someone so hard.
At least go watch a fucking action movie or some shit, even in 300 it was shown the Ancient Greeks thought ugly fat faggots are subhuman.
>it's all going to be ass hair, huge nips, and scat
>he knead the dough
Another code for masturbation for my collection.
Tastes bad on almost everything and leaves behind an awful smell. I can't imagine sweaty cock being a good combination.
I'll bet you use fucking mustard too. Or do you just smear your food with the shit from your last meal? Because that's the only way I can think of that you have such terrible taste.
>>Ketchup in your urethra
It's just water, flour, coloring, sugar and vinegar. And about 5% tomato paste. I'd be much more worried by the saliva of the person giving me a blowjob than ketchup.
>This gallery has been flagged as Offensive For Everyone.
>[Get Me Outta Here]
>The most commonly used mustard in the United States, and tied with Dijon in Canada is American mustard sold as "yellow mustard" (although most prepared mustards are yellow) and commonly referred to as just "mustard". A very mild prepared mustard colored bright-yellow by turmeric, it was allegedly introduced in 1904 by George J. French as "cream salad mustard".
You are already wrong, as is your taste is condiments.
Just move to the East coast, there is nothing worth shit in Commiefornia anyways.
>Americans arguing over butcher's refuse stuffed in intestine and fried in carcinogenic oils slammed into week old breadbuns
GOD BLESS MURIKA
This is the page that inspired this image.
Why would anyone do that.
The reason why he ran into Gyaruko's tits is because he ran away from his mom's MILF tits.
She probably doesn't know how often he masturbated to her after this encounter.
I don't know what shit high school you went to mine was friendly as fuck, unless you were being a bully, then you got the shit kicked out of you if you kept it up because we didn't want none of that shit.
Isn't it more like 6-8 cm?
That's way too small, unless you confused cm with in then you'd be right.
Also my guy hands have a middle finger length of 8cm, so I should be able to reach the uterus when the girl is not aroused, in theory.
I remember fisting a girl and could touch her uterus without going wrist deep.
Ojou a cute
They're a versatile means of eating food Anon.
Gyaruko should carry around Pepto at this rate.
Find a really big strip club. You'll get more success in cities like Vegas or Miami.
Also, while it's not 100% required, work out till you have a presentable physique. You don't need to be handsome if your muscles are good.
Chances are, you can fuck a dancer for 30 minutes if you go VIP, for around 200-300 bucks. Just make sure she says she'll go all the way and carries a condom.
Can tampons really get stuck into their vags?
Why not just get a call girl?
Also I forgot the name but there's a craigslist kind of site that a lot of callgirls use and it's better since they post photos of themselves with the cellphone, so you know the deal already instead of hoping for the best.
And yes, always a condom, for everything, oral included. Don't kiss them (not that they will let you).
Listen little baby,
You're gonna get a lot of degrading and hurtful comments in this thread, but that ain't what I about.
Let me just say you are perfect the way you are you hear me sugar? PERFECT don't ever change, you deserve everything and anything you want.
stay safe for me baby girl
>mfw thinking about you hurting