Explain why Naruto isn't basically Jesus, /a/

He is. Shuppuden is basically Revelations.

>>136152489
He didn't die for our sins.

He lost all of his powers after his fight with sasuke. And if he dies he won't have a second coming

>>136152611
>yet

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The main character of near every anime is the Jesus of their anime.

>>136152489
Every shounen story is about a chosen one destined to save the world

>>136152489
Jesus never had a demon trapped in his body nor did he make friends with any.
No mentions of blowing up continents either. Or fighting a moon-dwelling space muslim.

>>136152489
>didn't had 12 disciples
>didn't had a whore ladyfriend
>didn't do miracles like pirating bread and fish
>didn't do a bear jutsu

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>>136153907
>pirating bread and fish

>>136152489
Because Hagoromo already is.

>>136153907
>Konoha 11+Sai and Sauce
>Tsunade
>pirates himself
>turns into animal
Sounds pretty Jesus to me
except better cause Jesus was a scrub

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>>136152489
>100k years passes
>Aliens finds a disc of Naruto
>They think that one of the main religions was Naruto Shuppuden.
>Christmas is switched to Naruto marathon.

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Her "plan" was fucking stupid.

She could've got more chakra by keeping some normal humans alive and making them have kids put those kids could end up making more Chakra for her to absorb

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>>136154676
Naruto the religion of peace

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>>136154777
Checked and kekked

>>136152489
Fuck off Narutard.

>>136154683
Well yeah, she was completely nuts. If she had the mental capacity above that of a four year old she would have won easily.

>>136154683
>>136155125
Well, she's a woman. In an anime.

What do you expect?
At least she's not as stupid as women in real life.

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>>136152489
no
he was a ninja Muhammad (PBUH)

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>>136152489

>go back to reread Naruto for the hell of it
>20 of the 42 pages are shitty colourings of page covers

why do this?

Would Jesus send a fucking clone of himself to his kid's birthday? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

>>136152489
He isn't Patrick Bateman. Oh, and because his series is shit.

>>136152489
Explain why wont you fuck off narutard

>>136155317
No, the main tactic planner was Khalid, he was like Shikamaru of the Arabs

Naruto didn't die for anyone's sins.

>>136158078
heh

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>>136158127
Yeah, he did.

>>136162308
>what now?!
wait for sage of six paths to literally asspulls you from the death

>>136154838
>kekked
Kill yourself.

>>136152943
If he dies he'll just get bullshit no jutsu revived

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>>136152489
Because he is buddha.

>>136155193
Please be careful with that edge, Anon-kun.

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because Luffy exists

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>>136152489
because Kirito is the real Jesus

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>>136152489
hey TL Anon if you reading this can you translate this doujin?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=46797531

>>136154777
im not surprised, they allowed sasuke and orochimaru to get away with everything. "peaceful" my ass

>>136158078
never heard of the guy before this but i had to look it up since Shikamaru is the man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_ibn_al-Walid

learn something new everyday

>>136166255
Nigga was true tactical genius, without him Islam would not have spread this far

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>>136166182
well at least his spawn is cute

>>136154777
hope he did watched/read those before got killed

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>>136153286

>>136153907
> didn't have a whore ladyfriend
What would you call Sakura exactly, more of a bitch?

Thoughts on the new Ending?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td3rFogfR7w

Seems like fillers will end at least in time for Sasuke to go all revolution within the runtime of this ED so the it will fit that thematically.

>>136168549
Brace yourself for Itachi's filler arc is coming .

>>136168704
Oh right, forgot about that.
Can't say I'm looking forward to it since we've seen way too much of that boring old prick alredy.

If anything Itachi is the Jesus of this series, not Naruto. Literally died for everybody's sins, got resurrected once and died again.

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>>136168704
also for the Kaguya:Origins

>>136152489

all the jutsu and creatures shown in the anime are derived from shinto and bhuddist. Literally there is no christianity at all.

Also his mom banged,

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>>136171805
Kushina>Mikoto>Shikamaru's mom>>>Kiba's mom>>>>>>>Sakura's filler mom

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He's not Hajime

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>>136172143
Every time i read through that it gets better, i wish i still had the "scarf" fanfic they made.

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>>136173092
The more I read it the more I think they have a point. Doesn't lessen my enjoyment but Kishi literally could've gone both ways and it would've been somewhat reasonable.

And I agree with them that SS happening is the worst that came out of that ending, even worse than their ship sinking.

>>136173246
Despite all their 'evidence', in real life you often find that if you lust for someone long enough they end up losing their shine. I think most of us have even tried it. I think it was perfectly reasonable that nardo chose best girl after realizing that he was never going to be with sakura, the perfect waifu was literally standing next to him.

SS makes sense too, since Sausage is autistic and the only person with a vagina that doesn't think he should be executed is Sakura the legendary cooking ninja. Besides, who else would put up with the NTR?

Them Wataru doujins tho A+

>>136152489
>Isn't the human incarnation of one aspect of a divine Trinity.
>Doesn't claim to be God.
>Can't forgive sins on a spiritual level.
>Didn't die for the eternal salvation of all of humanity, each of which he himself created.

I could go on.

>>136152943
>He lost all of his powers after his fight with sasuke

nigga you on crack or something? he still has it, he just doesn't use it when it's not necessary.

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>>136154676
>>136154777
some discs are missing, leaving the aliens to believe Madara uchiha is the messiah and won the battle.

Madara gets worshiped and galactic peace is established thanks to his teachings and wisdom.

imagine

>>136152489
as a side note, i watched The Last a couple days ago and it was fucking great. best naruto movie by miles, and Hinata best girl confirmed. hell, even sakura was good in it.

i honestly didn't expect it to be naruto who confessed first though.

>>136174265
Boruto is better than The Last imo.
The Last is not bad but still feels fillerish in story and structure apart from the GOAT ending scene and the great SOL-tier beginning.

>>136175736
>>136175736
haven't seen Boruto yet so i can't say much (any good rips for it yet?), except that i loved all of The Last. but that might be because i always liked Hinata and finally getting a movie for her after all the time she got sidelined just felt good. bonus points for her actually being competent and taking initiative instead of just being the damsel in distress.

also, dat hinata in the wedding dress.

>>136176115
There's no HD rips or anything but a decent quality Korean rip. Somebody has put the Japanese dub (recorded from cinema tho) over it.

Not sure where to find it, link I downloaded it from was deleted already but I'm sure it's up on a streaming site somewhere.

>>136176195
nah i'll just wait. the korean voices sound off since even if i don't speak japanese the sound is different , and recorded from cinema japanese doesn't seem very promising so i'll wait a little until the better ones come out.

or i could also dl a raw and subs separately if they're out.

i couldnt stomach it 10 years ago because of all the filler and flashbacks but the naruto kai edit makes it way more watchable

>>136152489
He is shit to his childeren

>>136173884

Plus the nigga is literally the reincarnation of an ancient leader with very similar qualities to Jesus - he is literally the Resurrection lmao

Dropped way earlier but read the Gai 8 gate chapters for fun.

How the hell did Naruto just touch Gai and heal him when he was disintegrating into dust from using what has only been known as a 100% lethal release technique. That was complete bullshit.

>>136168549
>that fucking smile at the end
No. That misses the entire point.

>>136169863
origins is a mistranslation, after Itachi is the Kaguya fight.

Have the Jews killed him yet?

Didn't think so.

>>136177189
Yeah I don't really get it. Feelsl ike it should be at the very end of the anime.
Maybe it's Sauce being content with his revolution-goal, Idk. It's weird.

>>136152489
ive started to rewatch naruto and im begging to enjoy it

>>136177277
If the Uchihas are the niggers or the Narutoverse, who are the jews? The Senjus? The Foundation?

>>136154777
A dead corpse has never made me happy. Until this. Eat shit narutofags

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>>136154683
Kaguya is hot, but she a shit

>>136163415
Obito and Kabuto were the ones who asspulled the homo brothers from death.

Sage just handed them power-ups

>>136168549
So I guess they finally made Sasuke the MC

This is dumb.

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Really hope the new series will have cult guys in it. Would make it watchable.

>>136178753
Dumb I say.

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>>136178880
Dumb is actually really is the right word for pic related.

> Every single girl has the same fringe

>>136179371
yeah

>>136178017
>A dead corpse
As opposed to a living corpse?

>>136179371
>what is a trend

>>136152489
cuz I don't believe in Jesus

>>136179499
>tips headband

>>136153907
>didn't do miracles like pirating bread and fish

Didn't he recreate kakashis left eye outta nothing? I'd say that's close enough.

>>136179499
You should.

>>136179605
Alright.