I WANT TO BE RAPED BY HOTARU BECAUSE SHE THINKS MY DICK IS DAGASHI!
>Not sticking your dick in crazy
The crazy eyes are what do it for me.
>But think about all the dick trivia you'd get before that.
She's cheerful, just a little bit insane and knows EVERYTHING about dicks, even things you didn't know about your own dick. Why wouldn't you put a ring on it?
>Their bust sizes are proportionate to their personalities
Don't remind me
>Worst abridged series
>Stops two or three episodes short of finishing the first season
>Spends two years working on an abridged movie and only release a quarter of it
>Said quarter is infinitely worse than what LittleKuriboh shat out in a week
At least one of the creators moved on to do better things though.
She does not exist.
The MC lost his dad about a year ago and the only thing he left him was a sweet shop in a town with no other young people. his childhood friends moved away when he was young and he kept them around as imaginary friends to alleviate the boredom, but when his dad died he just cracked and added his father to his imagined world and just went on with his life trying to draw manga, but he was still lonely for female companionship and as the psychos deepened he made the girl he drew in his manga become real and is now his love interest.
It will all be ok until someone tries to convince him they are not real, then they end up under the sweet shop.
Don't worry, her eyes were already fixed by another Anon.
That'd actually be interesting
Don't ruin perfection, fucking normie.
So when does the anime get good? Or is it going to be random thing every episode?
Could you link me to it please?
>Being "retarded" is considered cute in Japan.
Same in the West, bruh. The idea behind it is that women want to make themselves look vulnerable, to trigger mens instincts to protect (and, through female manipulation, serve) them.
Alright, there's no real equivalent to that
Bleached blonde bimbos with fake tits
It's something universal in women that only expresses itself differently in different cultures.
>implying that anyone watches this anime for plot
>not watching it for the snacks
You gay, son?
I swear, this chick knows exactly how she's making stuff sound.
I've gone past just wanting to stick my dick in crazy. I want to start a family and corner the snack food market with crazy.
Please appreciate Saya more even if you don't have any romantic plans for her, Coconuts.
All over her breast, or her face?
>Become an adult with me
>She was already an adult
-only thinks of you as a dagashiya
-seriously she is fucking stupid
-probably best ahegao
>there are people on /a/ right now who don't like crazy eyes
That only makes me harder.
>crazy sexy Christmas cake teaches a young boy all about dagashi in the lewdest way imaginable
If only that were true.
Well, do you understand?
I appreciate her. She's adorable and really pretty.
I'm digging the 0079 references.
Although they used the wrong model of Beam Rifle for the GM here. It looks the RX-78's Beam Rifle instead of a Beam Spray Gun.
>umaibo as a colony
heil zeo- I mean, dagashi
I find this show entertaining and worth watching.
Yall can fuck off.
also OST WHEN
it's so cozy
Nope, she`s from a different one.
I want this theory to be true. I want her to be a lonely and kind of cooky christmas cake who just wants to hang out with a young boy like in the good old days she wasted obsessing about running Japan's greatest candy empire.
Maybe she has autism or at least falls somewhere on the high end of autism spectrum.
Why is Saya-chan so great?
I just can't get enough of her.
I wish the show was about her instead of crazy. I mean like, chill bitch, it's just some fucking candy.
>Not wanting to fuck crazy
I bet that when you tug her heartstrings the right way, you become her new obsession and she turns into a loyal and devoted yandere-light. All of the crazy, all of the loyalty but none of the psychopathy. It's like yandere for people who value their lives.
Saya isn't completely sane either.
>For a fifteen-year-old, yes.
both are named hotaru
Usually I'm a sheep and root for the main girl no questions asked but with this show I just can't even though I know Saya has no chance.
I've never been on the other side before. It's tough.
they are very healthy and attractive
holocaust tits are not healthy or attractive
So much faggotry
>titty monster fags
the only way to escape faggotry is joining the DFC side
Even Saya laughs at you for being such a faggot.
>fills your coffee cup with sugar if you look at other girls
Don't say such things. Hotaru would be a loving wife who dotes over you, watches you sleep, you catch watching you and stroking your hair when you wake up, prepares you bento for work, texts you multiple times per day to see if you're still okay, cooks enough food for a football team every night and demands you eat every last bite because you need to eat well etc. etc.
If you somehow manage to eliminate the violent tendencies (which Hotaru has never displayed) yandere's make perfect waifus. Whether you want her to be a housewife or want her to bring in the bacon, she'll do everything to keep her hubby satisfied and away from all the nasty whores out there.
>but I like them thicker
Nice. Unlike Saya's, Hotaru's thighs are thick and powerful enough to
lock you in place during sex, forcing you to cum deep inside her and fill her with your love batter
It's all a plot by his dad to convince him to become the successor. Hotaru is just some druggie his dad picked up somewhere and dressed to look like the girl in Coconut's manga. There's no mega corporation trying to hire his dad.
No. In reality, they live in postapocalyptic Japan where zombie outbreak destroyed most of population. They live in secluded area, reairing old TV programs and show pretending they are still live, and rebuilding human community secluding the new generation from truth of the outside world.
MC plans to go to Tokyo and become manga artist, what he does not know is that Tokyo is hazardous place full of zombies nowadays.
He lives in candy shop that sells 50 yo candy stock (since thats only thing they had in their warehouse in village, with no new supply for obvious reasons). MC is the only one oblivious to situation, even Saya realizes the truth - so everyone tries to shield him from shock, making him stay in the town.
Hardly. Its enjoyable for what it is, being a meme show and having popular female character - the show itself however is hardly anywhere near being best. One would not even tell that about manga, which is nothing extraordinary aside from sexy opening pages with Hotaru.
>>dad is a legend
>>son has the potential to surpass him and will be more important than his dad
>Every shounen harem is the same shit.
It's how real life works fagget why do you think asians whites and jewS dominate everything, it's because they understand this and have done so for hundreds of years
Is it stated somewhere how old is she?
I can't find that infor anywhere, I think I've read some anon saying she was 12 but no way this is the body of a 12 year old? so what's the answer?
I can't believe this because she has no back
Saya doesn't have much of silhouette to speak of though. She's just really thin. Hotaru looks amazing in all aspects and in any clothes the manga artist puts her in.
That said, I love titty monsters but I prefer the slightly more modest bust size she has in the manga.
Both of these characters are consindered Yandere. However, the Asuna-looking chick is Tsunyandere, both Tsundere and Yandere. Pretty much like Asuna.
I can tell these two will end up fighting for Kokonatsu, but in a comical way.
She does, a slim one. I find that very appealing, since she still manages to have some curves. Even if her chest is lacking.
I can't help but find that incredibly adorable and sexy, sorry.
>Not candy, Saya, and Hotaru's armpit pussies
But I would eventually like to check how her proper pussy feels like.
Post the candy you liked when you were a child.
No worse than any other fanbase
It's time to find out if you have shit taste, /a/
This should put things into perspective
>you will never live in the Japanese countryside with two of the cutest girls as your best friends
She does. It just happens to not be a giant nigress butt, but one that fits her slim figure but is still shapely.
Then it should be ass vs tits. The size of Saya's butt is directly tied to her figure, if you slapped it on someone else it just wouldn't work.
Hotaru's badonkadonks are the same. Slap them on someone with less overall curvature and they're completely out of place.
What did she mean by this?
>you will never umaibodrop an earth
Feels bad man.
I'm so glad they had this in the manga instead that Pocky bullshit they have everywhere in anime
I love how smug she can be about the stupidest shit.
Isn't this supposed to be a comedy? It's pretty stale so far to be honest. The only good thing in here are the character designs so far. Does it get better? Or is Hotaru the only catch of the manga/anime and I've been tricked?
I want to
do sweet things toSaya
>Hotaru's huge, soft, plush, round jiggly buttocks padded out from a lifetime of gorging on sweets
>Saya's cute, compact, tight, firm yet also rounded out little bottom
I just can't decide /a/
Listen, I understand Hotaru's appeal and am in no way insulting her natural beauty and fiery personality
But we have a clear winner here
Anyone else just do something else while waiting for best girl to show up?
My initial D grows
Watching Hotaru eat things
>have fetish for watching girls eat
>Hotaru literally does not stop eating
Anime of the season.
>You'll never dagashi her kashi
The gundam references will never end.
Is this Keroro or something?
You are made of stronger stuff than I am, anon. I can't resist this body.
Shit. She's just another shitty tsundere,they just gave her the eyes of a drug addict. At least Hotaru is as crazy as she looks and her body is that of a goddess, not a malnourished hobo
As a new umaibou flavor.
Fuck, why are legsfags so under represented. It's always an argument about ass and tits. I'd take a nice pair of legs over either any day. Slim and silky smooth or thick and made for leglocking, it all makes me diamonds.
At least MC knows where it's at.
But Coconuts loves breasts the most. It comes up rather frequently in the manga.
>dude's name is literally Kokonotsu
This must be a ruse
if you were mexican it would be tapatio