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ill never stop believing
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>>136129803

dat superior valerian steel
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Glorious Nippon thread?
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>>136129895
who knew vampires make retarded pilots?
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>>136130362
Once you're immortal the instinct to avoid crashes slowly fades away.
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>>136130362
In their defense Japanese are using magical demon powered arrows
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Meanwhile in real life
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>>136130670
Still, those helicopters should be able to shoot them well outside of the range of those bows.
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>>136129803
Back then I hated them for becoming K-on in medieval setting after 3 episodes, now we have SAOs in fantasy settings.

Can't we have high fantasy anime without being a subproduct of the meme genre of the moment?
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>>136130766
So new
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>>136130721
>Yuros already starting damage control in a b8 thread
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>>136130721
I hope you realize that gif is shooped
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>>136130721
>>136131072

I am confused

WHICH ONE IS REAL
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>>136131072
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>>136131196
You should look at them frame by frame.
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>>136131072
Nice b8.
If you look closley you will se 2 european swords in last few secs
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Someone pick up this manga !! 2 years already sinse last one was released
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>>136130975
I've seen all the old ones so I have to depend on new shows.
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>>136129803
but was it rape?????
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>>136131339

I don't see that but I do see that the second one cuts away before you ever see the bent katana rebound
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http://youtu.be/2kFgeZtkAb8
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>>136130721
I'm not going to sit here and say which is stronger because I don't actually know, but of course the one that is braced and mounted with more support is going to be the one that doesn't bend. If you reversed the swords, I'm sure the same thing would happen. The swinging sword will bend.
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>>136131456
Yep
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>>136131562
Neither sword is supposed to be used like that.
It's like judging the quality of a handgun by whether or not you can open beer bottles with it.
Sure, beer is nice, and being able to open them without a dedicated device is nice too. But guns are made to shoot people with. That is what they should be judged for.
Swords are slashing weapons. Not hacking weapons.
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>>136131656
That guy is edgelord
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>>136131562
Katanas bend because they aren't made of spring steel like most later medieval european swords; it makes them more rigid and better for cutting, but more fragile and prone to bending or cracking.
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>>136129803
I doubt there's a topic so shit that someone on /a/ won't reply to it.
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>>136131656
>there is no god
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>>136129895

>Civilization 4.webm
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>>136131768
That makes me feel even worse about my last thread
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>>136129803

Thats not a Fate, Shaftgatari or Kyoani related image so no
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>>136131196
The last frames of >>136131072 are switched to a double edged western sword
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>>136130766
>Back then I hated them for becoming K-on in medieval setting after 3 episodes
Picked up
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>>136130766

Nope and the same goes for sci-fi, its all just a framework for whatever shitty waifu harem and/or romantic comedy/melodrama thing they really want the otaku to focus on or rather the only thing modern anime writers and producers actually know how to run a show about
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>>136132050
I... wha... just how?
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>>136129803
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>>136132050
>>>/reddit/
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>>136132050
cabbage here, posting anyway
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>>136132153
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>>136131828
https://a.pomf.cat/tanrou.webm
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>>136132050
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>katana
>strong
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>>136129803
How did sacred blacksmith end? Did dumb tsun incompetent "raped by impotent penis-less demon" girl NTR the literally perfect loli?
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>>136132050
when it said "name a vegetable" I answered "Eggs"

realizing this was wrong I quickly tried to think of another vegetable, however, yet again I blurted out "Eggs"
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>>136132050
I picked rutabaga

this gif is a fraud
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>>136132050
TOMATO
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>>136132050
>Implying I know the names of some vegetables in any other but my native language
Bad enough I know them in one already.
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>>136132492
Wow, you really are a special tier of retarded.
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>>136132050
What's the point of the addition questions?
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>>136132492

Aw shit. I read your post before I figured out the image was a gif. So then I went back and looked at it. And when it asked me a vegetable I panicked and all I could say was

eggs
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>>136132050

can't catch me and me spuds
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>>136132050
I picked eggplant
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>>136132734
Weaken the activity in the part of the brain that remembers vegetables.
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>>136132517
>tomato
>vegetable
try again sempai
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>>136132050
Carrot, suck my dicks. sage
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>>136132517
Same here

>>136132893
It's both a fruit and a vegetable
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>>136132785
But why exactly carrots?!
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>>136129803
i remember that show, the beginning of the end of manglobe
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>>136132050
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!!!!
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>>136132050
am i retarded if i said orange?
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>>136133529
yep you are.
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>>136132050
I picked cucumber you fucking nigger
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>>136132050
I'm guessing there's some psychological priming involved but I can't see anything obvious there.
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>>136132050
Someday I gona get my revange
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>>136133203
Few syllables, one of the most popular vegetables, and nobody who thinks of them ever checks the rest of the replies to find out that a bunch of people thought of other vegetables.
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>>136131705
Ah mildly triggered since I saw this show as a teen and kind of liked it. Main girl was qt, sucks that she became used goods.
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>>136132050
Pyon~
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>>136133756
here is your answer.
>carrots
>>136132492 eggs
>>136133743 cucumber
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>>136132050
Tomato here
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>>136131705
>>136131656
Wasn't there a shitstorm caused by this?
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>>136130721
Now THIS is guaranteed replies

Am I supposed to believe this (probably) fat faggot is skilled enough to weild Japanese steel? He's not even cutting with his soul here, he might as well be swinging a club.

Come back when you find a swordsman who knows how to tap into the true power of The Katana
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>>136132050
People getting duped by this gif = You posses a very tiny vocabulary, that´s the trick. Spinach bitches, ever heard of it? Guess not.
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>>136133955
Yep, author even had to retcon it and make her a virgin again.
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>>136132050
I always confuse fruits and vegetables so I kind of fucked up.
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>>136134049
The old editor that gave it a greenlight got fired, and the new one forced the author to fix it. It was too late though. I guess you need to keep your NTR fantasies to private time.
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>>136134049
That's pretty funny, I bet the series is still dead even after the damage control.
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>>136133960

Also, they didn't even show the katana being sheathed afterwards. I bet you $1m that the second it was sheathed, the longsword split in half with both sides slowly sliding away from each other.
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>>136132050
Onion here, not even remotely close to carrot
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>>136134021
>spinach
It's shit tier though.
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>>136132492
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to answer these simple questions...
>EGGS
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>>136134133
yes
it deserved to be dead in the first place because it's fucking godawful
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>>136132050
>Got discracted because I was thinking about IS 2 tank .

It would work better as text not gif.
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>>136133960
I didn't even sense any killing intent from him.
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>>136133888
>saw this show as a teen
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>>136132050

i thought orage first
but then i said carror
bu why?
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>>136133529
are we brothers?
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>>136134205
I suppose if you're going to do rape, you need to be vague enough to hand wave it like Horo getting railed by wolf cock.
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>>136134300

n
t -r
t
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>>136132050
>>136132492
I answered sausage
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>>136132050
Whoa I just finished cooking so I said peppers but I realized when I was cutting them they have seeds. Why are they refereed to as vegetables in all my recipes?
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>>136133529

orange you glad you didn't say banana?
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Here is the thing about the Japanese and steelmaking:

The Japanese iron deposits are a rarity. Historically, the Japanese acquired through foreign trade, and when that was not possible, raiding. So, even though they had the means of proto-iron productions (pig iron), they were sorely lacking in the iron ore to produce it. For fucks sake, the derived a good chunk of their iron from sand which naturally contained high amounts of iron.

As such, it was unfeasible for the Japanese to refine beyond pig iron, and the pig iron they made (玉鋼), was so inconsistent that it was prone to a bitterness uncommon in European Iron/Steel production.

So yeah, they did have to have advanced methods of folding the metal on swords numerous times and being ridiculously precise in the swordsmanship, or else the blade was liable to split in half like in >>136130721 .

Many of Japan's very specific and demanding customs come from the fact that the island is lacking in natural resources. Until the 19th century, it was common for the population to fluctuate, with episodes of mass starvation and infantcide as a result of isolated towns and a simple lack of local food in a bad harvest.
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>>136134473
*I meant to say they historically got a decent chunk of metal through trade, at least in comparison to other states.
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>carrotcucks
Off to reddit with you
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>>136132492
Why didnt ya just say Eggplant?
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>>136132050
What the fuck is this wizardry.
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Is Sacred Blacksmith any good? My dick wanted me to watch it because redhead with breastplate, but I beat him into submission and he forgot about it
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>>136134636
Fuck no.
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>>136134461
Like tomatoes they are both fruits and vegetables. Vegetable is a culinary term, not scientific
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>>136133743
impulse cucumber master race
mein neger
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>>136131828
I'll never forget longbow archers, not even panzers were able to survive
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>>136134636
It's fucking horrible.
I even have the manga cause I thought it might be better.
Nope.
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>>136132050
Fucking newfags derailing the thread answering to this.
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>>136134437
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>>136134698
But it was a shitposting thread to begin with
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>>136134698
go fuck yourself, OP
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>>136134698
Sorry oldfag, now let's get back to discussing topic for the billionth time.

Oh wait l, yoy just wanted a (you)
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>>136134698
Is the thread not Guaranteed Replies?
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>>136132492
Thanks for remembering me why I browse /a/
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>>136133756
It's just "archetips of categories" if you understand
like if it asked for a tool you would have said hammer
for a colour you would have said red
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>>136134919
You should also browse an English book.
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>>136131531
love how he's still trying to sell it to you while he's in pain.
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Why did the japs ban the rapier then?

toledo steel was too much for them
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>>136131531
what did he even hit?
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Does anyone have that webm of that one neckbeard cutting up a bunch of water bottles?
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Katana all talk no action

The Hussar saber was better anyway
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>>136135061
no but I have his youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86xi7IiEOJw
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>>136132492
Fucking eggs.
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>>136131863
doesnt folding steel makes it much weaker?
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>>136129803
Everytime I see that gif it makes my dick diamonds. Fucking superior Japanese dick folded over 1000 times.
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>>136134946

Thanks for reading me and english book
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>>136135256

Fold a sheet of paper multiple times then try to rip it
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Can it find a way to cut through Keit-Ai though?
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>>136132050
Somehow I ended up thinking about rice instead of a vegetable.
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>>136132050
you're a bastard
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>>136134473
So would a katana made with actually good metal be that much better?
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>>136135177
Thanks anon
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>>136132050
Artichoke. My favorite vegetable.
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>>136132492
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>>136135386
Not at all. That sword in >>136130721 is probably made with good steel.

The katana was made to compensate for shitty and scarce steel/pig iron. Its good for that niche, but once you are outside of that niche, it is an inferior design in general.

However, the European sword in the gif, if it was made with native Japanese pig iron, might have also, or have been the only one to snap in the scenario.
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>>136132050
I had seen this before and knew it would think I'd say carrot, so I came up with a contingency plan to say cabbage
I said carrot
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>>136130721
The blade wasn't even swung directly from its sheath and immediately reholstered. Talk about a rookie club swinging contest.
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>>136133529
I said it as well
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Whito piggu go homu
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>>136135551
I mean, for a long time, a huge chunk of Iron steelwork occurred in Sub-Saharan Africa, if you can believe it. This was in part because the Ivory Coast and the river valleys were and are ridiculously rich in Iron. The problem was that the weapons were more valuable as rarities to Europeans, since the value on iron was worth much less to African swordsmiths, who were much more able to make a replacement for a poorly-made sword.

In most areas of Europe, where Iron was not easily found near the surface, you had to make finer weapons to help compensate for the scarcity, and the inherently high price of metal from Africa.
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>>136133934
Tomato is a fruit you retard
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>>136134549
Because that's an aubergine.
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>>136133203
The trick si called Forcing. Basic magic trick, the thought pattern presented to you by the trick forces your brain to think in a single way blocking out the other options if you arent concentrated enough.
Really easy to bypass by not rushing your thinking
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>>136132492
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>>136132050
But I had Zucchini
Why?
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>>136132050
>w-wait what's 16+16...
>vegetable? uh...
>Avocado!
>Wait, fuck
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>>136135551
You do know even if it were to be the same steel, katana would still bend.
It is not about the steel but the design and the impact of the sword.
The longsword is perfectly still there meaning it will reflect the force of the impact better than a clash. Also katana is not made to clash with another sword especially something heavier like that.
Even the best quality Katana would bend in a situation like this
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>>136132276
Lemme guess, it asks me if I thought of carrot
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>>136136098
>People on here cant do simple multiplication
>Actually rushed to answer that

Do you guys have brain problem?
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>>136132050
I said banana. Fuck. I can't do anything right.
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>>136129895
Of course 2Dquality wins from 3DCG.
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>>136130721
>longswords, which were designed to be blunt and heavy after a certain point to deal with all the fucking armor, you could hold the blade with your hands to half sword and not cut your hands
>katanas, which were artistically crafted noble weapons, which retarded samurai still insisted on using even after guns were introduced to japan
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>>136136200
It doesnt matter, as long as you said something else, it means that trick usually does not work on you.
This means either you are an idiot or have a slower thought pattern or a different thought pattern than normal people
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>>136136098
> Doesn't have binary tables memorized
Look at him. Look at this faggot and laugh.
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>>136135920
>Basic magic trick
It's more a party gimmick. If you ever actually see a real magician / mentalist performing, they often times like to say as part of their act that they use psychology and the weakness of the human mind to do their trick (which usually involves some kind of prediction), but as this thread has shown, while this strategy has a decent success rate (70 - 80%?), it is not 100%, which is what you need for an actual magic trick.
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How would the best sword possible with current technology be made today?
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>>136133203
>>136133816
>>136135920

Same way if you told someone to quickly think of an animal that begins with K, Kangaroo will come up before most other answers like Koala or Kangaskhan.
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>>136136198
I haven't used math since high school and like any muscle the brain will get weak if not trained constantly.
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>>136136181
It's same thing as "ask what color is this" and point out yellow three times. After that ask about fruit and you always get banana instead of lemon.
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>>136135355
A katana falls in love with a longsword.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the sword's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the blade, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the tempered steel he called is not the same sharp weapon he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the longsword's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the samurai sword's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the tang of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of STEEL.
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The Sacred Blacksmith was shit but I've fapped to her God knows how many times
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>>136136181

No...that's a webm of the heli scene in the 4rd post of the thread.
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>>136136431
How many species of animals you can count starting with K?
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>>136136412
It'd be something like a ____gun___
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>>136131196
I'll give you a hint: Katanas were made with the metal equivilant of paper mache, the only people in this thread that actually believe they're worth a damn are the japs from 2chan
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>>136136555

Eleventeen
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>>136136531
>4rd

Que?
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>>136136606

4nd sorry
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>>136132050
Apple here, fuck you
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>>136136572
That is why they are folded a thousand times you baka gaijin
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>>136136527
She was raped by an impotent penis-less demon and somehow it traumatized her.
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>>136136638

>vegetable
>Apple

Are you an OSX dev?
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>>136136412
probably out of folded carbon fibre
my neighbours got some carbon fibre Kitchen knives and I was fucking about with one while Iwas house sitting and fucking cut my finger open just by running my finger down it
plus it's super light
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>>136136490
I wonder how it feels to have a series you like and the girl you like in it just gets raped. It hasn't happened to me yet.
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>>136136679
No Im just retarded
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>>136132050
Dafuq
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>>136136520
> NATURE of STEEL
Not Riddle of Steel?
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>>136132050

Fuck you, it was potato
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>>136136520
Well meme'd my friend.
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>>136132050
Am I seriously the only one who thought of broccoli?
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>>136136520
>sword fighting

Literally bashing dicks together in order to see who penetrates first. Super gay.
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>>136136887
nah I went broccoli too
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>>136132893

Fun fact: The US Supreme Court has ruled that the tomato is a vegetable.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden
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>>136132050
fuck you
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>>136132050
>thought orange like a retard
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>>136132050
no joke when it said think of a vegetable I thought "vegetable"
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>this thread
You people are dumber than I thought
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>>136136520
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
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>>136136431
>Kangaskhan
>animal
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>>136137189
we won't stop posting it until it gets the anime adatation it deserves
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>>136136520
Take it to reddit, idiot
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>>136137338
Keit-Ai will never get an anime adaptation.

Ghost Slide would get it first before Keit-Ai ever would.
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>>136137470
Then I'll keep doing it Until I win the lottery and can pay whichever is the most popular studio on /a/ at the time stupid amounts of money to make it
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>>136135256
if the forge welds are fucked up then yes
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>>136137588
Or make it by DEEN and laugh.
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>>136137897
I think if you wanted to upset /a/ someone like A1 would be better
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>>136136170
The whole scenario with >>136130721
is just plain stupid. would have been better to have 2 ppl holding each sword and swinging at each other
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Cell-u-Love

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, the scrawny Danny is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Katie (the head cheerleader)'s phone number. Never minding that he couldn't find it on her facebook, he immediately texts her, and is overjoyed to find out that Kate has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Danny recounts the previous day's confessions to Katie, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After looking through her social media profiles, he finds out the Katie he texted is not the same Katie he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't even exist in the school. She is Kate's long-lost sister, who fell in love with Danny's long-lost brother at their rival school, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to rig a way to set-up the other couple during the upcoming homecoming football game, where their schools will play each other. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
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>>136132050
I said Potato

I think this has a lot to do with people using carrots as the base reference for vegetables.
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>>136135256
IIRC, folding gives it ductility while still maintaining hardness. So you can use it more often without it breaking.


I don't think it does jack shit to the sharpness though.
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>>136137239
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>>136132050
cucumber
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>>136132050
fuck you
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>>136133015
>has flesh encasing seeds

Youre not eating the leaves, senpai.
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>>136138105
>>136136520
>guaranteed replies
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>>136132050
I just woke up so I just answered with "vegeta". Suck a dick
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MC loves the feMC. FeMC loves the MC.

The day the two of them decide to confess to each other, they mysteriously find each other's cell phone numbers saved into their phone's contacts list. After some hesitation, a mutual confession occurs after school through phone. Tears of happiness are shed, vows are sworn, and the two decide to meet at the front gates the next day.

But, the next day, MC is rejected by the feMC, who claims she never talked to him before. Strangely enough, the feMC is shown to be going through the same thing, being rejected by MC who treats her like a stranger.

MC and feMC actually inhabit two different universes, and their cell phones are connect them. After eventually reaching this conclusion, the two of them make a promise. They will tell each their likes and hates, their daily schedule, everything about themselves, even their deepest secrets, to help each other in their crusade for love. The name of the anime will be Keit-ai!/Cel-love!, in classical punny tradition.

Now with its own OP: DECO*27 - Love Distance Long Affair feat. Topi / 恋距離遠愛 feat. とぴ
And ED: DECO*27 - HEART'S HOMING INSTINCT feat. Aoi Yuki / 帰想本能 feat. 悠木碧
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>>136130721
Is this kind of shit why Musashi usually used a bokken? Could katana of that period not cut through wood?
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>>136130721
>pulling the sword back after striking

beta detected
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>>136132050
How?
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>>136132492
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Obligatory.
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>>136132382
They got married.
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>>136140428
Is this meant to be a serious scene?
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>>136140779
Yep.The show's name is Person of Interest.
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>>136132050
Cauliflower
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>>136136985
I really did not expect any better from Americans.
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>>136132050
Well, damn
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>>136132893
>>136136985
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>>136141074
Yes, everyone knows that tomatoes are fruits, but as pointed out in this thread even it is a vegetable as well, since the word vegetable is a culinary and not botanical term. Vegetables as a culinary category contain many fruits, such as tomatoes and eggplants, and also leaves and stems, tubers, seeds, and so on.
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>>136132050
onion here
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>>136139558
It's not like he always used a bokken, even the one he brought out against Sasaki was a bigass oar fashioned into the general shape, created just for that duel. As far as records show, he actually did go for regular longswords quite often.

A well made bokken is pretty solid though.
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>>136134987
because fencing beats kendo pretty consistantly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2wLZBUEi4
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>>136132050
Why the literal fuck did I think of pizza as a vegetable?
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>>136132050
can someone explain ..? i'm from latam so i dont get it
btw first vegetable i though was onion
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>>136134549
There are two layers to this joke. The first one is that "egg" is apart of the word "eggplant" and the second layer is that egg is symbolism for fertility and that eggplant is a emoji for penis.
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>>136132050
>thought it was going to ask me to name a random anime and as soon as the question popped up i answered law of ueki
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>>136142191
its okay man, i thought hamburger.
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>>136132050
OKRA
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>>136142156
that's retarded
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>>136132050
Tomato.

but then I wondered, is that shit a fruit or vegetable?
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>>136131863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSHYpM1JDKE
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>>136132050
Fucking hell, I'm not high enough for this. What the shit?
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>>136132050
First thing I thought of was 52. The it was carrot.
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>>136133888
I don't understand this post.
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>>136131072
Ah yes, glorious Nippon steel where european sword fragments can phase right through them
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>>136142191
>>136142740
>>136142772
>>136143870
Just what is wrong with your thought process?
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>>136132050
My answer was Keks.
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>>136132050
My favourite vegetable is celery yet i still thought of carrot. What the hell?
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>>136132050
gaaaaah
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>>136133529
Are we twins??!
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>>136129803
Post the one with Shaggy in it instead of this gal.
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>>136143399
fruit
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>>136132050
I said tomato.
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>>136132050
you've gotta be fucking kidding me
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>>136131072
those swords look even cheaper than the crap they sell on home shopping
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>>136144418
Did he die?
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>>136132050
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THAT
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>>136132050
>name a vegitable
>say fruit

I always knew I was autistic.
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>>136132050
I chose daikon

I have never had a carrot in my life time. My parents always used daikons and parsnips as the root vegetable.
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Can we all agree Katanas are sexier than long swords?
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>>136130721
Shit swing. He didn't put enough tamashi into his swing. And he didn't name his katana.
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Slut
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>>136144666
Okay Satan.
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>>136132050
What.
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>>136131072
This one is fake, it changes at the very moment the "katana" hits the longsword when really its just two long swords hitting each other
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>>136132050
Carrots aren't even vegetables.
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>>136145531
tubers are vegetables
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>>136145607
Carrots are not vegetables, they are roots. Roots are not vegetables.
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>>136132050
god damnit
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>>136144666
Holy shit
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>>136132050
Cabbage
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>>136129803
Is that anime even good aside from the hilarious gif?
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>>136136319
>carrot is a normal thought pattern
does this mean there's a chance I'm not autistic?
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>>136132050
Bananas are vegetables, right?
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>>136132050
Fucking cucumbers.
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>>136132492
>"Eggs
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>>136132050
fuck you, I said arugala
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>>136146568
actually I think they are some kind of herb
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>>136136887
>>136136906
patrician /bro/ccoli taste
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>>136134049
>make her a virgin again.
How do you "unfuck" someone?
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>>136132050
ZUCCHINI BITCH
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>>136132050
What is this witchcraft.....
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>>136132050
Peppers. I am a unique snowflake.
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>>136146262
How does that work?
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>>136146940
>>136146568

Technically, they're berries.
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I said cucumber because I was thinking about cock.
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>>136142156
What the fuck is this
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I guess everyone likes carrots.
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>>136136280
>you could hold the blade with your hands to half sword and not cut your hands
You can do that with sharp blades. Go into your kitchen and try it right now. (if you're scared of me trolling you, you can let go as soon as you draw even a single drop of blood)
European swords were sharper at the tip than close the cross-guard, yes. But for mordhau you hold it at the fucking tip. It wouldn't make sense to hold it close the the cross guard.
Now shut up you ridiculous faker.
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>>136132050
I was thinking of cucumbers, but I briefly forgot what they were called so I went with carrot. Fuck.
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>>136132492

At least you didn't blurt out "pear"
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>>136132050

....what the fuck how?
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>>136132050
I picked tomato
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>>136134205
Eh, I liked reading the manga.
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>>136132050
Tomato get rekt
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>>136134021
No. I know plenty of names for things which are fruits and veg. It's just that I'm never sure which are fruit and which are vegetables except for a few common ones like potato
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>>136147657
I imagine it involves time travel shenenigans, it's the only way
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>>136150645
>stable time loop
>travel into the past to NTR yourself every time you are about to have sex
In case of rape, okay, but otherwise hilarious.
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>>136134473
>>So yeah, they did have to have advanced methods of folding the metal on swords numerous time

I always find it hilarous when people mention this because the celts gauls and germanic tribes where doing this well before the Japanese ever caught onto that technique.
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>>136150710
>Archer getting killed by Berserk as Saber Rin and Shirou have sex in the shack.jpg


>>136134049
Impotent penis-less demon rape was the funniest shit ever.

I don't mind the retcon, the rape was unnecessary in the first place.
It's like he just randomly bumped into her and then dragged her into a barn JUST as her romance with the MC was starting to go somewhere
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>>136136887
My broccoli nigga.
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>>136134236
sauce?
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>>136132245
Fuck, im also thinking of cabagge when that question appeared.
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>>136150799
Holy shit.
1. Meta data.
2. Last season.

If you can't find it with that you should leave /a/ forever.
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>>136132050
Am I a potato for saying potato?
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>>136134987
To give credit to them, after a few years of getting rekt they adapted their katanas and started to win duels. These adaptions where such that the swords they used were basically not katana any more though.

>>Maybe no recorded personal duel per se but the story about the Portuguese being banned from bringing swords (rapiers) ashore during the extensive trading exchanges in Kyushu is documented. The reason for the ban was linked to the fact that the Portuguese originally cut down so many samurai. The local samurai responded by having new swords made which were much lighter than the battle blades they normally carried. Later, another encounter occurred and a virtual small scale war ensued with many Portuguese dying in the skirmish. I know about this because a distant relative of my teacher actually took part in this bit of historical trivia. My teacher (Takamura Yukiyoshi) still owned his relatives sword which was made specifically in response to the Portuguese sword tactics the samurai encountered in Kyushu. Like the famous Kogarasu Maru, this sword was double edged from about 5 inches to the kissaki but much lighter and faster. This design was adopted to allow a swift back-cut like the ones the Portuguese employed so effectively against the samurai with rapiers. Once armed with swords of this style, the samurai turned the tables even on the Portuguese in the second encounter. This is when the ban was finally instituted. The whole trading relationship was threatened.
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>>136132050
It was broccoli.

Faggot.
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>>136132050
>tfw first word that came to mind was "Vegeta"
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>>136132050
I said pickle, PICKLE

what a dunce am I
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>>136134684

>playing shitty island Japan with fucking nothing for resources
>renaissance Spain declares war on me with a massive fleet
>mfw entire armada defeated by seaside castles stacked with longbow archers until Spain sues for peace
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>last release 675d ago
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>>136130751
Do we even know if the helicopters had any ammo?
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>>136134473
>As such, it was unfeasible for the Japanese to refine beyond pig iron, and the pig iron they made (玉鋼), was so inconsistent that it was prone to a bitterness uncommon in European Iron/Steel production.
That's bullshit. The whole reason the "folded over a thousand times" thing exists is because it was a method by which they removed the impurities in pig iron. The end result was no worse than European iron, it just required a lot more work.
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>>136147657
They made it so the guy was impotent.
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>>136132050
Fucking carrots.
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>>136136564
actually it's an F22
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>>136153934
F22s use guns.

Checkmate.
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>>136132050
WHAT IN THE FUCK
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>>136150874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nossa_Senhora_da_Gra%C3%A7a_incident

Fucking Portuguese, denying the enemy from their honourable spoils.
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>>136134049
Speaks a lot about the autists that watch these shitshows. Make no way for plot; if it isn't waifu-based then it's crap.
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>>136144030
If it's like me, it because they're half asleep and it asked for a 'first thought', for the record mine was "Vegeta". I just picked it out of the word "vegetable" instead of processing the meaning of the word.

>>136151041
Holy fuck, I wasn't the only one
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>>136133015
you are both a fruit and a vegetable
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>>136133529
i just straight up said fruit. close enough anon
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>>136144666
there are a limited number of vegetables, and you have to think one. It isn't very unlikely that you would think carrot.
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>>136132050
my answer was banana.
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>>136132248
>>136132298
>>136133406
>>136134607
>>136135591
>>136136716
>>136137042
>>136139139
>>136140048
>>136143730
>>136143870
>>136144185
>>136144212
>>136144311
>>136144666
>>136145460
>>136148285
>>136149149
>>136150486
>>136153495

The reason why this happens is a phenomenon known as centralization

When we sort various things into categories, some things within those categories are somehow more "central" than others, and thus are more powerfully associated with that category. For example, when asked to think of a piece of furniture, the vast majority of people will think of chairs before stools or couches.

In this particular example, carrots are very central to the category of "vegetable". Because it is well-known, easily distinguishable, easy to pronounce, and doesn't fit into other categories of food.

Other "central" things within their own categories include red in regards to colors, apples in regards to fruit, and dragons in regards to mythical creatures.
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>>136132050
H-How?
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>>136134114
whos the old editor anyway?
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>>136136520
>one thread I expect there's no Keit-ai
>there's Keit-ai

FINDS A WAY
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>>136132382
>sacred blacksmith
It never ended

The author just stopped making it.
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>>136132050
I thought eggplant, what now.
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>>136132050
Fuck. I thought goku
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>>136158894

None of those you mentioned would have been my first choice, but yeah that makes sense
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>>136132050
fug
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>>136146262
>aa kimochi ii onii chan~
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>>136129895

They're not even shooting Japanese style
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>>136132050
welp
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>>136142156

Except that isn't kendo. The vid stats the guy is a longsword expert but is using a katana here.
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>>136153270
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>>136129895
>Armored helicopter gets hit by an arrow thats lost all it's momentum
>Instantly explodes
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>>136163328
>s.jpg
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>>136136280
>meant to be blunt
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>>136130751
What is the range of a demon bow, smartass?
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>>136142156
>that katana
too fucking slow
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>>136136887
mah broccolinean
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>>136151041
Same here....
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>>136136280
>longswords
>blunt
No.
You could hold the blade because of mail gauntlets, not because it was blunt.
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