Come home. See this. Wat do?

>>136128444
Lick it to see what it tastes like.

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>>136128444
Freak out.

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>>136128444
Pat head.

Already wrapped so I can just send it back.

Contract with Nero

>>136128444
Breed with it immediately.

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Search for Mari

>>136128482

underrated post

>>136128444
Ask for sauce.

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>>136128643
You. I like you.

Volume 12 when
Takeru + Kyouya vs Haunted when
Kiseki when

Final Boss Sougetsu when.
Innocentius making Kyouya act as penultimate boss when
Kurogane when

>>136128444
send it back momma told me not to take gifts from strangers

Ask her if she wants to get sexual with me.

If she says no get her a change of clothes and send her on her way.

If she says yes, give her a safe word and proceed to pounce and bounce dat ass.

>>136128444
Punch it in the stomach.

>>136128475
I would realy like to know what she tastes like too.

>>136128444
>Turn 360 degrees
>Moonwalk away

>>136128444
But Santa told me I had been a naughty boy this year, why would he then give me... Oh! Thank you Santa!

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>>136128444
Feed it to my waifu, she's kinda hungry.

>>136128444
Prepare dinner

>>136128742
Gun-Dou Musashi

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Find a better present.

eggs

>>136128444
make minced meat with her and feed homeless dogs.

>>136128444
First I'd ask her what the fuck's going on in here and how she got into my room looking like that.
If she says something along the lines of "I snuck in to be your present" I'll fuck her right there and then. If she says someone put her here as a prank I'm freeing her and kicking her out of the room.
Ain't going to jail over rape charges, fuck that.

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>>136128444
file name

>>136128700
We don't rate posts here, plebbitor.

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>>136129564

>>136128444

Google shibari guide
Tie her up properly

>>136128748
Kurogane with Mother Goose when

>>136128444
Impregnate immediately.

>>136128444
Ask her where she came from and if they can send me a boy instead.

>>136128444
Unwrap and see what I got.

commit sudoku

>>136128444
Ask it to leave under the threat of gun violence.

>>136128444
Kiss its belly then passionately impregnate

>>136128444
Ask her how the dots aren't distorted even when the ribbon is turned away.

>>136128444

I'd be exhausted from work, so I change clothes and use her as a daikimura and go to bed.

In this situation, have I become an anime as well or am I still 3d?

>>136132748
I assume that I have finally entered the 2D realm and I'd ask her where I can find my waifu.

>>136128475
>>136129319
This.

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>>136128444
Tongue kiss

seeing how I already have a waifu, prob just ask her if she wants to watch some naruto with me

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>>136128444

>Your tits got huge Syaro.

>>136134471
Oppai Syaro best Syaro.

>>136128444
Untie her and then give her warm clothing. Then tell her to kindly get the fuck out of my house. Yes, I am gay.