Duels with Warrior Princesses as a form of winning her favor as a suitor. Fierce, respected consummation will happen afterwards.
Doesn't matter if the end result is this.
I just wish getting a broken nose didn't hurt so much
I hope I never get a dislocated jaw in my lifetime, goddamn.
The tendon in my hand still feels messed up every time I make a fist even a year later though, but I feel like it's getting better.