Oh, Anon, the wonders we have to show you
Because they eats their yoghurts and enjoy vanilla ice cream.
>Boys aren't supposed to like other boys
>Not using their thumbs to make the indent of the heart shape
Pfft, typical sloppy elven work.
They just are the best
I am gonna start a purge of faggots like you
Fuck off pleb
EVERY ELF THREAD UNTIL SHE GETS A BETTER TREATMENT AND VOLT AND THE OTHER RAPIST IN EVERY UNIVERSE GET THE GUILLOTINE END AND TURN INTO NOTHING
>you will never marry a cute dark elf
it hurts a little more every day
I DISAGREE VEHEMENTLY YOU SWINE!
COME AT ME BRO! ELVES ARE WRONG AND ONLY EXIST TO BE USED.
PREPARE TO LEARN THE MEANING OF RIP YOU A BRAND NEW FACE
CAN'T CATCH ME WHEN I'M HAULING ASS IN MY ELF BREEDING VAN
Doesn't matter, If I stick my dick in either way they'll die and go to heaven.
Except that filthy elf whores don't go to heaven they burn in eternal purgatory like the soulless abberations they are!
I want to sink into deprivation while being raped by a dark elf!
>filthy dark ones at that
What the hell is wrong with you?
Also it's in her damn name/class/whatever. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>There will never be an anime with a genuinely nuanced and likable dark elf main protagonist.
Can any of you remember a single story in which elves, dark or otherwise, were treated with some sense of originality? For example, not just railroaded into the typical "they're all sluts," or else, "they're all arrogant elitists who disdain humans etc." type deal.
When will anime stop calling choco elves dark elves?
They are different things. Brown elves are sun elves. Dark elves have much darker and often blue/purple/gray skin.
Because it's eye catching and appealing in its exoticness aybe.
Man I just realized how few non pornographic elf pictures I have.
I don't know, I'd ust like something different for once. Like maybe they could be portrayed as a predominantly seafaring or mercantile race for a change or something.
Sort of like how humans are almost always portrayed as being the kind of jack of all trades species, being neither as tough as dwarves, agile as elves or as strong as orcs, yet overall at lest passable in all areas. I know I'm drifting into /tg/ territory, but still.
Should I also send you videos of my typical daily routine or something?
Would they make better wives than ordinary elves and are they able to control their rampant lust in order to remain faithful? Does the urge to become a walking cock-holster to any man that so much as glances at them develop into the urge to become zealously monogamous and ride their husbands raw on a rightly bases, or are they doomed to infidelity?
Dark Elves are often insecure compared to High Elves which conversely are haughty and "better-than-thou" in their attitudes (until they experience a human dick).
Hence, Dark Elves will often go out of their way to treat humans as equals and hope for the same in return. I think that is a fair deal.
>Does the urge to become a walking cock-holster to any man that so much as glances at them develop into the urge to become zealously monogamous and ride their husbands raw on a rightly bases, or are they doomed to infidelity?
Not really, if anything they become somewhat yandere towards potential rivals trying to steal you (including elven males) and will try to ask you to fuck them at times you aren't expecting as a way to test your loyalty instead.
I see, and what about their views on interbreeding with humans? Do they see it as being slightly deviant and unsavory, or is it readily accepted in their culture? Do half-elves have the same legal rights as their parent species?
I remember years ago there was a story that had half-elves being portrayed like mules. Largely infertile and in some cases being prone to epileptic fits.
Depends on each series. As a general rule it's either seen as a valid substitute or as a "you could have done better but let's see if he's better than the reputation of an average human".
Think of it like a upper middle class daughter having a lower middle class boyfriend. Depending on the parents they either don't care or they'll be concerned if the guy has given their joint future serious thought and how he'll feed the family (as opposed to the regular elves and humans which is more like a noble father hearing from his daughter that she wants to marry a squire or a peasant).
>I remember years ago there was a story that had half-elves being portrayed like mules. Largely infertile and in some cases being prone to epileptic fits.
At least in anime and manga they tend to portray it as them having a mixed life-span (+ being adept mage/warrior combo users) and depending on who the offspring marries the next generation basically integrating into whatever culture the husband/wife is.
(In most shows) High Elf halflings have it rougher though, as High Elf society considers them basically bastards, even if the High Elf mother is in a marriage with the human man it'll never be accepted as legitimate.
Wood elves is a bit trickier, depending on the show they are mixed with dark elves or they are their own race. They are generally portrayed as too trusting of humans for their own good, being romantically idealistic.
If anything they'd consider halflings a miracle and sign of peace and prosperity.
Even so, you can always find depictions that do it differently (the "Elf Wife" eromanga series portrays a high elf woman marrying a human man and
the mother later showing up and giving her blessing after trying to fuck him herself to test his loyalty)
>Any prime examples of such shows you mentioned? I'm always on the look out for new stuff that's slipped my notice.
- isekai no seikishi -> Related to the tenchiverse but for most effects and purposes selfcontained. Guy from our gets thrown into alternate world with magic and stuff. Dark elves are a normal part of society (though implied to have been slaves centuries ago, nobody really knows) and seen as equals. Elven girl is one of the suitors of the guy in the show and he isn't seen as a bad candidate by her family/tribe for being human.
- Gate, obviously. I don't want to spoil the dark elves given they will show up in the next season but suffice to say they are much more open towards sexuality in general (including amongst themselves) and not above asking for help of strangers (compare to the human empire in the show who are the ones "haughty" there).
- Record of Lodoss War if you haven't watched it already. Pretty much a must-see.
- (Not-technically-elves but whatever). Banner/Crest of the Stars has haughty space-elves (technically genetically modified humans) though admittedly, they basically outgun all other civilizations by several orders of magnitude. Has a love story between a "promoted to elf nobility" human and his assigned space-elf girlfriend (starts as a political arrangement and grows into them actually developing feelings for each other).
There are also a bunch of light/web novels with various degree of translation featuring them (a few featuring a male players getting stuck in the half-elf/full-elf female body of the online videogame they used to play) and then you have doujins and eromanga (which if you look will most of the time focus on getting high elves royalty getting toppled though you ocassionally also have dark elves. And even less times just vanilla stories, be it dark or vanilla elves)
I think /e/ had all variations. Here is another compilation with the "mirror" version
She sure has growing potential.
There is just something about that reversal that makes such shops great. I have also seen a few "switching" Rei and Asuka from Eva and doing similar kinds of trickery with other anime characters though I think the added factor with the skin, hair and eyes all having switched adds additional levels to our subconscious fetish triggers
If you happen to have those Eva images on hand, I would really like 'em.
Furthermore, would you a Chloe? I want one.
Elves present an untapped source of dna, anon. They need to be brought into the human fold by any means neccesary: it is the duty of every human male to impregnate as many female elves as he can.