How is the dark elf always the best girl?

Silver hair + brown skin look so unusual that your attention/dick is drawn to it.

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>>136115207
>best girl
Oh, Anon, the wonders we have to show you

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They're not just the best girls.

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Because they eats their yoghurts and enjoy vanilla ice cream.

Elves in general are disgusting enough without making them brown as well.

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>>136117904
Anon, I'm a boy. Boys aren't supposed to like other boys.

>>136119243
Fill in the blank, Anon.

>It's not ___ if it's an Elf.
Hint: There are several acceptable answers

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>>136119243
>Boys aren't supposed to like other boys
nonsense

>>136119338
>>It's not the best girl if it's an Elf.

>>136120682
Unacceptable!

>>136115207
Not even being a dark elf can overcome the fact that Yao is a retarded fuckup.

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>>136121167
>Not using their thumbs to make the indent of the heart shape
Pfft, typical sloppy elven work.

>>136119243
It's not human so it's okay.

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>>136115207
They just are the best
Also
>>136117966
I am gonna start a purge of faggots like you
>>136119041
Fuck off pleb

EVERY ELF THREAD UNTIL SHE GETS A BETTER TREATMENT AND VOLT AND THE OTHER RAPIST IN EVERY UNIVERSE GET THE GUILLOTINE END AND TURN INTO NOTHING

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>you will never marry a cute dark elf
it hurts a little more every day

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>>136120853
I DISAGREE VEHEMENTLY YOU SWINE!

>>136122006
COME AT ME BRO! ELVES ARE WRONG AND ONLY EXIST TO BE USED.

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>>136115207

>>136122058
>WELCOME TO THE SINESTRO CORPS.tiff

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>>136122655
>>136123716
YOU
PREPARE TO LEARN THE MEANING OF RIP YOU A BRAND NEW FACE

>>136117827
give me the link to this work of art. I need it for research. Come on man. Science.

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>>136123966
CAN'T CATCH ME WHEN I'M HAULING ASS IN MY ELF BREEDING VAN

>>136124000
I can't say no to trips.
But you should know in advance, it's just one of about half a dozen related works

http://exhentai.org/g/687071/cf4694c62c/

>>136124464
Yeah I recognized the art style but I couldnt find it. Thanks.

No love for the chocolate elves?

>>136121835

Nope. That's a vagina, not a heart.

>>136126899
Doesn't matter, If I stick my dick in either way they'll die and go to heaven.
Except that filthy elf whores don't go to heaven they burn in eternal purgatory like the soulless abberations they are!

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>>136115207
I want to sink into deprivation while being raped by a dark elf!

>>136127959
With advancements in virtual reality and robotics that fantasy could very well come true in your lifetime.

>>136127959
/tg/ please go.

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>>136115207
>Liking knife-ears
>filthy dark ones at that

What the hell is wrong with you?

>>136117966
>That was the last time the elves got a proper scene
Fucking kill me

>>136115207
Bikini Warriors had that dark skinned chick. Just slap some elf ears on her and you're good to go.

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>>136128587
Uh?

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>>136123716

>>136128684
It's funny how I never noticed her ears because I just stared at her boobs.

>>136128684
ep 13 subs when?

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>>136128721
How?

Also it's in her damn name/class/whatever. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

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>There will never be an anime with a genuinely nuanced and likable dark elf main protagonist.

>>136128820
I'm serious, I never noticed her ears. Might be because I was masturbating, might be because I have ADHD-PI, who knows really.

>>136128820
>first episode has bikini armor joke
>never matters again

>>136115207
Water's wet, fire is hot, and brown girls are best girls.

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>>136127959

Can any of you remember a single story in which elves, dark or otherwise, were treated with some sense of originality? For example, not just railroaded into the typical "they're all sluts," or else, "they're all arrogant elitists who disdain humans etc." type deal.

>>136129062
Calm down, Diogenes.

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>>136128851

When will anime stop calling choco elves dark elves?

They are different things. Brown elves are sun elves. Dark elves have much darker and often blue/purple/gray skin.

>>136129522
Aren't sun elves more like gold/yellow? I think brown elves are wild/jungle/desert elves.

nigger elf

>>136129522
shut up nerd

>>136128851
Why do the majority of dark elves have blonde or dark hair?

>>136129459
Shut the fuck up and stop standing in the way of the daylight.

Or are we thinking of different Diogenes?

if they're elves I guess they won't be related with niggers at all am I right?

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>>136129580
>>136129674

>>136129279
So you want a story where elves aren't elves? I don't understand.

>>136129666
Traditional drow are depicted with black skin and white hair.

>>136129714
>panty lines
bueno

>>136129714
>Panties outlined
>Toned and perk
>But skins too dark
Fuck.

>>136128494
A pleasure to do it.
*FAGGOT KILLED*

>>136129669
I'll stop standing in your sunlight when you stop jerking it in public.

>>136129945
NEVER

WOOF WOOF

>>136128851
Muramasa isn't an elf. Stop fucking posting her in these threads.

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>>136129666
Because it's eye catching and appealing in its exoticness aybe.

Man I just realized how few non pornographic elf pictures I have.

>>136129995

But I have to share the boner fuel with others.

>>136129995
She looks exactly like one. So get over it.

>>136129666
I don't know, I'd ust like something different for once. Like maybe they could be portrayed as a predominantly seafaring or mercantile race for a change or something.

Sort of like how humans are almost always portrayed as being the kind of jack of all trades species, being neither as tough as dwarves, agile as elves or as strong as orcs, yet overall at lest passable in all areas. I know I'm drifting into /tg/ territory, but still.

>>136129787
darker the elves the better

>>136130444
You're an odd one. I will study you, in an attempt to learn more about your species.

>>136115207
Dark elf is nowhere near best though

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>>136130520
Should I also send you videos of my typical daily routine or something?

Would they make better wives than ordinary elves and are they able to control their rampant lust in order to remain faithful? Does the urge to become a walking cock-holster to any man that so much as glances at them develop into the urge to become zealously monogamous and ride their husbands raw on a rightly bases, or are they doomed to infidelity?

>>136130659
Gross, non golden eyes are a sign of mixed breeding with other species.

>>136130659
That would be most useful. Chart your daily food intake too, please.

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Not always.

>>136130863
Dark Elves are often insecure compared to High Elves which conversely are haughty and "better-than-thou" in their attitudes (until they experience a human dick).

Hence, Dark Elves will often go out of their way to treat humans as equals and hope for the same in return. I think that is a fair deal.

>Does the urge to become a walking cock-holster to any man that so much as glances at them develop into the urge to become zealously monogamous and ride their husbands raw on a rightly bases, or are they doomed to infidelity?
Not really, if anything they become somewhat yandere towards potential rivals trying to steal you (including elven males) and will try to ask you to fuck them at times you aren't expecting as a way to test your loyalty instead.

>>136132995
I see, and what about their views on interbreeding with humans? Do they see it as being slightly deviant and unsavory, or is it readily accepted in their culture? Do half-elves have the same legal rights as their parent species?

I remember years ago there was a story that had half-elves being portrayed like mules. Largely infertile and in some cases being prone to epileptic fits.

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>>136133889
Depends on each series. As a general rule it's either seen as a valid substitute or as a "you could have done better but let's see if he's better than the reputation of an average human".
Think of it like a upper middle class daughter having a lower middle class boyfriend. Depending on the parents they either don't care or they'll be concerned if the guy has given their joint future serious thought and how he'll feed the family (as opposed to the regular elves and humans which is more like a noble father hearing from his daughter that she wants to marry a squire or a peasant).

>I remember years ago there was a story that had half-elves being portrayed like mules. Largely infertile and in some cases being prone to epileptic fits.
At least in anime and manga they tend to portray it as them having a mixed life-span (+ being adept mage/warrior combo users) and depending on who the offspring marries the next generation basically integrating into whatever culture the husband/wife is.

(In most shows) High Elf halflings have it rougher though, as High Elf society considers them basically bastards, even if the High Elf mother is in a marriage with the human man it'll never be accepted as legitimate.

Wood elves is a bit trickier, depending on the show they are mixed with dark elves or they are their own race. They are generally portrayed as too trusting of humans for their own good, being romantically idealistic.
If anything they'd consider halflings a miracle and sign of peace and prosperity.


Even so, you can always find depictions that do it differently (the "Elf Wife" eromanga series portrays a high elf woman marrying a human man and the mother later showing up and giving her blessing after trying to fuck him herself to test his loyalty)

She's fucking boring though, Just plaster my screen full of Rory.

>>136134555
Blue is Best.

>>136134648
Rory is the very epitome of fan pandering shit.

>>136134555
Any prime examples of such shows you mentioned? I'm always on the look out for new stuff that's slipped my notice.

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>>136135169
>Any prime examples of such shows you mentioned? I'm always on the look out for new stuff that's slipped my notice.
- isekai no seikishi -> Related to the tenchiverse but for most effects and purposes selfcontained. Guy from our gets thrown into alternate world with magic and stuff. Dark elves are a normal part of society (though implied to have been slaves centuries ago, nobody really knows) and seen as equals. Elven girl is one of the suitors of the guy in the show and he isn't seen as a bad candidate by her family/tribe for being human.
- Gate, obviously. I don't want to spoil the dark elves given they will show up in the next season but suffice to say they are much more open towards sexuality in general (including amongst themselves) and not above asking for help of strangers (compare to the human empire in the show who are the ones "haughty" there).
- Record of Lodoss War if you haven't watched it already. Pretty much a must-see.
- (Not-technically-elves but whatever). Banner/Crest of the Stars has haughty space-elves (technically genetically modified humans) though admittedly, they basically outgun all other civilizations by several orders of magnitude. Has a love story between a "promoted to elf nobility" human and his assigned space-elf girlfriend (starts as a political arrangement and grows into them actually developing feelings for each other).

There are also a bunch of light/web novels with various degree of translation featuring them (a few featuring a male players getting stuck in the half-elf/full-elf female body of the online videogame they used to play) and then you have doujins and eromanga (which if you look will most of the time focus on getting high elves royalty getting toppled though you ocassionally also have dark elves. And even less times just vanilla stories, be it dark or vanilla elves)

>>136134691
I think /e/ had all variations. Here is another compilation with the "mirror" version

>>136135968
Bottom left is a god tier.
Boner popped.

>>136115207
>>136115207
gate shit, best anything.

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>>136122058
She sure has growing potential.

>>136136017
There is just something about that reversal that makes such shops great. I have also seen a few "switching" Rei and Asuka from Eva and doing similar kinds of trickery with other anime characters though I think the added factor with the skin, hair and eyes all having switched adds additional levels to our subconscious fetish triggers

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>>136130444
We drow now?

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>>136136210
If you happen to have those Eva images on hand, I would really like 'em.
Furthermore, would you a Chloe? I want one.

>>136135968
Thanks, m80.

>>136129567

It depends on the setting but usually the colors are as you said.

>>136135968

Outbreak Company
Shining Hearts - Bread of Happiness
Zero no Tsukaima

>>136128088
Elves present an untapped source of dna, anon. They need to be brought into the human fold by any means neccesary: it is the duty of every human male to impregnate as many female elves as he can.

>>136119041
You are correct anon. Elves must be exterminated.

>>136121835
Their nipples collide together to make a heart while their hand is a vagina.

You just can't see it because of the censor.