Burg

burg

Thats a big burg.

>>136076672
you mean salisbury steak

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>>136076860
No. Burg.

no.

I wanna be that burger

>>136076182

>average american ration

Someone post that gj-bu scene with the burgers.

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>Big mac is worth like 3$ in my turd world country
>And that 3$ is enough to get breakfast, lunch and dinner

I just want to get my freedom doses fuck this cunt

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Posting best food

>>136077173
Would you want to burg her?

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burg

Hambaga?

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Nepburgah

>>136076672
For you.

>>136077432
Thanks to my university I can ave three meals a day for less than a dollar. Too bad I can't import shit.

BEURHGHEUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZZjotHsv4

Ich bin ein Hamburger

>>136076182
If I took it away would she die?

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>>136077781
>Scarfing down a whole burg in one bite

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>>136077781
>little chunks of food around their mouth

This never happens, at least not with hamburgers. Why do they always draw it like this?

>>136080490
It's a cartoon, anon. Animators work on this and they're taught the 12 principles of animation. Making sure your point is portrayed is important, as a mush of food is weird to draw and wouldn't look right

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>>136076182
Gonna need a drink with that

I really really really want to fuck Mio.

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Burgery and whim

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>>136076672

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no burgs pls

>>136077781
is this an an anime about cute girls doing american things?

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>tfw 5 Guys, In & Out, and Smash Burger all nearby

>>136085458
My sides.
Fuck.

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>>136086266
I want to buy that shirt

>>136079094
Thats German

>>136089019
>not keeping up with /pol/ memes
>2016

>>136077173
That's actually a misprinted WcDonald's bag

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>this thread

>>136085164
fuck off spic

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Boigah?

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>>136085779

>>136086421
nice, I'm jealous.

>>136086421
all overrated
west coast shitter pls leave

>>136091214
your shit taste is almost palpable. Pls die.

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b-b

b-

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EXCUSE ME, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A BITE OF THAT BURGER?

>>136091416
the only good episode.

>>136091214
Sorry, least coaster, the only burg game you got is this little basement joint in DC.

>>136078827
Yes.

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>>136091253

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>>136076182
Burgz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioTQ7erZD1c
>>136085458
5 star post.
>>136086421
Fuck, I came here to post that one.
>>136091186
Post more CP.

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>>136091939
I wish he wasn't such a furry

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>>136080293
A friend is a known swine (he aint fat though).
I make sandwitches and he munches them down in one bite pushing and folding the sandwitch into his mouth so it can fit at all.
Procede to only serv him bite sized chunks of food in the future.
When an anime character does something similar i always go:"Bloddy swine! Someone made that food with care!"

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>>136092045
I don't give a shit since I don't have to interact with him or see the video art after I rip the mp3.

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>>136076182
Burger

>>136076182
I used to play league with a guy named Crapburg, he was pretty cool

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Do you fags even into FREEDOM?

>>136091939
What's with 2hus and burgs?

why are hamburgers considered an american food? the name literally refers to the country of origin

>>136086008
No wonder she's flat, she won't eat her burgers

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>>136092975
2hu gets art of literally every situation and crossover conceivable, and quite a few that are inconceivable.
It would blow my mind if there's less than 2 million 2hu pics out there already.
I don't expect anything will ever get as much fanart.
>>136093130
We inherited their burger rights around the same time Hitler died.

>>136093130
>the name literally refers to the country of origin

Actually its debated heavily whether it was created in America, Germany, or created in America by German immigrants in recognition of the place they used to live.

The greater level of claim goes to American at present since it seems to have originated in Boston.

>>136093130
The hamburger as a sandwich was created in the US

Hey americans where can I find the best burgers?

>>136094093
>be in America
>avoid the biggest chains like McDonalds or Wendy's
>try to find info about local places
>if no good local places, try Steak n Shake, In-N-Out, Five Guys, Carl's Junior

>>136094093
In your kitchen, once you learn how to cook them right.

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Is this an accurate depiction of American women?

Steamed hams

>>136094093
There are tier lists to these things

There's shit tier fast food places
>Mcdonalds, Wendy's, etc

Good tier fast food burger
>Whataburger, In-N-Out, etc

High tier
>Local places that you have to hear about by name, or know about ahead of time. Will probably only exist in that one town. It will take research. Understand which city/state you're going to ahead of time, and then ask around, or ask on /ck/ what's good in that area.

Maybe even better?
>Make it yourself

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>>136094312
she's japanese anon

>>136076182
what a cute boy

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>>136094459
>from Princeton, New Jersey
>Japanese

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>>136094416

>>136094451
man i love whataburger

>>136086421
>tfw currently eating teriyaki char from Habit
Is fruit on burger haram?

>>136076182
Burg a good.
Mio a shit.

>>136094206
>Steak n Shake, In-N-Out, Five Guys, Carl's Junior
Why do they all sound like porn titles?

>>136095052
why eat at anything that doesn't sound like porn?

>>136095052
Sex sells just like fat loaded foods. It's a logical step for companies to tie them in together, and they're not even trying to hide it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxPlxd7yjy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krJqn3smbI

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>>136076860
>hear "hamburgu"
>read "salisbury steak"
>mfw

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>>136076182
Your burg is all bun.

This is how you burg.

>>136095495
hambaagu = Hamburg steak = Salisbury steak in American English

hambaagaa = Hamburger

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>>136095028
Rude
Mio is love

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>>136095495
but a hamburgu is a salisbury steak

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>>136076182
>you will never be american

>>136078827
I don't disagree with you, but being better than McDonalds isn't anything special.

"God is an American" - David Bowie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk
Thread theme

>>136096114
But they could have just translated it as "hamburger" and I'd understand. I know, I've seen me do it.

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>>136095623
>in American English
Well what do you call it across the pond?

>captcha asks for steak this time
I know their bots are lurking this thread.

>>136091145
I cry every time

>>136094512
>From America
>Can't pronounce her own name correctly

every fucking time

>>136096802
>Well what do you call it across the pond?

a beef wellington. hence hamburgers being called a beef wellington w/ lettuce ensemble

>>136097695
Of all Idols this one is LEAST likely to eat burgers.

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HAMBOIGAS?

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>>136097717
She and Ritsuko are THE burg idols.

>>136097610
nuoh god I wanna stick my dick in that burger

Why do Americans like burgers so much?

I've been to McDonald's in France. Hamburgers are not that great.

>>136098111
Why do French people like snails so much?
Why do Scottish people like haggis so much?
Why do Australians like running away from giant murderspiders so much?

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I had two Spicy thigh sandwiches today, but I did have 2 double quarter pounder yesterday.

Did you burg, anon?

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>>136098170
Not today, but I will probably burg tomorrow during DnD.

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May I take your order?

>>136098111
The only thing good at any McDonald's is their fries. Their hamburgers are shit.

>>136097556
Americans really do fuck up with their name pronunciation. It takes a special kind of faggotry to fall to American complacency and pronounce meme as meeme instead of même and Uber as Oober instead of Über

>>136098223
I knew that's where she was going to end up.

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>>136076182

>>136098223
Yeah
Can i get the 20 pieces chicken nuggets meal deal please?

>>136086421
yet no Habit burger. get fucked

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This pic is down right accurate. In case if you didn't know. McDonald in Germany does serve Chickenburger with this sweet chili sauce. I ate a bunch of these back in Hannover.

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>>136086008
EAT DT FUGING BURGER!!!

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>>136085458
This is an extreme thirst.

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>>136098367

ronnie pls

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Clownpiece eating a Whopper

Why is anime burger eating so satisfying

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>>136098223
I'll have you.

>>136098644
Gay

>>136098527
is that real

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>patty falls out
I hate it when this shit happens to my burg.

>>136098644
She still won't go out with you.

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I don't recall my Big Mac being topped with bacon.

>>136098223
One anime, please

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>>136085779
LOLI HAET HAMBAAGAA

>>136098804
>>136098695
REMOVE THIS

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How many can you guys eat?

>>136098872
Depends, I could probably eat like 4 or 5 shitty McDonalds burgers.
But one good burger is enough.

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>>136098872
Not that many. I think I can down maybe 4 whoppers. I can't gorge on the stuff anymore.

>>136098921
I guess I normally stop at 4 McDouble if I only eat that as the meal.

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burg?

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God says he will make your waifu real but only if you eat all of this burger on this image

Would you do it?

>>136097763
Ritsuko is too uptight for burger

You can't eat a burger while wearing a pantsuit.

Leave it to Takane or someone else to understand the mysteries a burger holds.

>>136099129
I'd eat it

>>136099158
Takane likes ramen not burgers you retard.

>>136098695
>try to eat a burger
>patty starts sliding out
>sauce everywhere
>push it back in
>hands are now completely greasy and covered in sauce
>patty falls out completely after taking another bite
>look like a helpless retard
FUCK

>>136099129
>pickles
I'll live

>>136099195
Tacone likes all food, retard.

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Been a while since we had a food thread.

Lotteria's bulgogi burger is really good. What are some other Asian-oriented burgers I should know about?

>learned the joys of putting fried eggs and avocado on burgs
>have an avocado tree next door
Suck my dick, restaurants

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>>136099420
Let me think. Japanese chain wise, there's MOS and Freshness burger. Burger King and McD are there obviously.

>>136098236
I had a burger there today. For some reason it tasted really good.

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>>136098695
>>136099199

You feel outright incompetent when you have to stack the patty and the toppings back together as your hopelessly squashed bun goes on the top.

Never mind trying to hold the sad little pile in your greasy hands when it's all said and done.

>>136099686
>>136099199
>>136098695
You're supposed to put the wrapper in the back of an especially big burger. That's why they're typically wrapped that way. You take bites, and peel it back as you go.

Its like in that image there.

>>136099556
The one Freshness burger I had was incredibly bland and the patty had just been microwaved. Wouldn't recommend, though naturally other chains might be better.

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>>136099420
if you're ever in yokosuka, there's a surf bar in the honch called tsunami's that makes some damn good burg

get the george washington burger, that shit is on point

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>>136100099
Will keep that in mind if I ever need get to be at glorious Nippon.

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>>136099195

>>136099129
No, he's too good for this world.

>>136100173
obviously get some actual japanese food first and shit, but sometimes

sometimes the freedom in you just won't be satisfied by anything but the burg, even in Grorious Nippon

godspeed anon. I hope you get to go someday

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>>136100285
I know what you mean. This strange urge takes hold on you. I was working in Germany for two months, and after days of Doner kebab, I couldn't help myself.

This craving is powerful. Sure, the fries that you get can't compare with Belgian frites, but you have to sate that thirst for a burg.

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>Want a burg
>Country is literally being bombed at right now
Hmm.

>>136099381
>pixiv filename
>dohoho anon, you trickster
>it really is on pixiv

What is going on here

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>>136094416
>>136094542
Funny because steamed hams was supposed to be an Albany term, that he just made up for Chalmers. I'm totally there right now.
No we don't say that.

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>>136100460
you feel it too

such a lust for burg

The best burgs are from Red Robin

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>>136100192
what

how

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>>136100732
I like the Red Robin burgs. They do the bottomless fries, but it can take a long time for the refill to come.

Strange that Japan only knows of A&W for root beer come to think of it.

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>>136100687

>>136100477
Don't be a pussy, bro.

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>>136100827
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2135939186417237401
http://www.gekiyaku.com/archives/36788150.html

Nips talking about root beer. Their typical pleb reaction is that it tastes like some herbal medicine and it ain't their thing.

>Masochist cider

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>>136100995

Burgers aren't that great.

>>136101137
Get out you Commie.

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>>136101137

>>136101137
I can say that about almost every kind of food. Mediocre renditions of Belgium Mussels for one is pig disgusting.

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>>136101137

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>>136101137
I bet you don't even put french fries in your burgs.

>>136098111
I though the Sharia forbade McDonald's in France.

>>136101137
Vegans not welcome.

>>136101297
>Sharia
Don't the Kebabs only take offense to pork? Or are they really that autistic in wanting things halal?

>>136098111
>having an islamic burger
You have never had a true burger my boy

>>136101396
>islamic burger
>not hamburqua

>>136098223
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>136101532
>large soda
>soda

>>136098223
Do people still order smiles at japanese McDonald's?

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>>136076182

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>>136101644

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>>136101532

>>136101532
He did nothing wrong.

>>136102068
All you had to do was to follow the damn train, CJ.

>>136098644
Is that a semblance of a chest? How did they get it so rong

>No burger music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk

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>this thread

>>136102481
IN N' OUT?

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>>136098246
Cry more commie faggot. It's all you can do after all.

>>136102481
Nobody would have fucking doubted you if you'd just taken a picture.

Hell honestly I think most people would have been content with your simple text-based testimony that you have one.

>>136102737
Come to think of it, I would make a webm of me having a burg and post it here on this thread if it's still up tomorrow. It's too late for me to bother with that right now.

>>136102737
I enjoyed it.
You should reconsider life.

Maybe instead of a burg, have a slad

>>136102927
And maybe instead of testicles, you fill your scrotum with glitter and unicorn stickers

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Souda ando burg?

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>pickles on a burg

>>136103181
>no pickles on your burg
Oh yeah, what do you put on your burgs?

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>>136103181
What's your problem? You are in a pickle?

>>136103285
You're slipping, Carlos.

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>>136103181
Pickles are good m8

You know what tastes better then any burger?
eating healthy and loving your mom

>>136103439
I loved my mom but I don't know if she was very healthy to eat.

>>136103439
Eating burgers is healthy you dumbass. The fries and soda are what get you fat.

>>136103263
>what do you put on your burgs?
Cheese, tomatoes, spinach, onions, and sometimes bacon. I only like a slice of pickle on the side.

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Pizza is superior

>>136099556
I just realized I used there's a MOS on a city near me, should give it a try some time.

>>136100099
Looks pretty small but not too small from what I gather from google images. Will give it a try in an unforeseeable future.

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>>136101137

>>136100827
A&W's Mozza burger is meh, but their root beer float IS amazing. Their spicy aroma chicken is also my favorite.

>>136103520
>Mcdouble is 390 calories (~148g, 2.6 cpg)
>Med fries is 378 calories (~117g, 3.2 cpg)
So ~19% more calories per gram magically makes the fries significantly worse than a burger?
I'll give you soda though, most people probably are at a 500 calorie defficite per day if they just cut out pop/beer.

>>136103941
>meh
fuck off jewfag

>>136104353
Meh.

>>136103970
Not all calories are the same and don't forget sodium content.

>>136103970
>cut out beer.
but where will I get the inspiration to enjoy shitty cartoons?

>>136076182
hambubger

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>>136104484

Spirits.

>>136103970
McDonald's is shitty, I think we can all agree on that. But an actual well made burger with half decent ingredients can't be that bad, especially if you Max out the veggies like I do. Hey, the veggie toppings are free where I am. Why not?

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>>136101137

>>136103263
Cheese, lettuce, pickles, grilled onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup. I gave tomatoes and raw onions a fair shake for about a year but I enjoyed the burger more without them.

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>>136098804
Oh no!

How do you make a proper burger?

>>136099129
That's a win-win in my book

>>136105173
Buy one from McDonald's.

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>>136105126
Gah, should've looked before posting.

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>>136105126
>>136098804
This is why I don't like super fancy hamburgers. They lack structure. A burger needs structure.

>>136095052
When I told my friend what Five Guys was she said it sounded like a gay bar. I realized she was right.

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>>136105319
I agree.
Fuck burgs where they overload it and half the stuff slides out unless you dislocate your jaw/hold part of it from behind.

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>>136099129
Yes. God didn't say I needed to do it in one sitting. GG.

>>136099129
>no time limit specified
yeah gimme a while and some sauce

Is there anything you just HATE on burgers? I particularly don't like Pickles or Mustard on mine.

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i actually made a thread about this on /c/ about a week ago if anons want to dump their burgs for prosperity
>>>/c/2568854

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Frezh rori burg.

>>136105520
Lettuce.

But that's not particular to burgers, I hate lettuce in general.

>>136105549
I hate you.

>>136105520
Mushrooms, grease, blue cheese, anything that obviously doesn't belong. Not a fan of thick sliced tomatoes, but it's not a deal breaker.

>>136105520
Anything avocado

But, on the other end of the spectrum, if I can get an egg on my burger I'm having a good time

>>136105319
Sliders are the under-appreciated imoutos of burgs

>orders a hamburger
>puts literally nothing but bacon and cheese on it

if you do this you should probably fucking kill yourself.

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>>136105578
Suck my dick buddy.

>>136078827
Both are inferior to Whataburger.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/food/article/Whataburger-is-in-yet-another-competition-for-the-6403657.php

>>136092353
How the fuck do you even fit that thing in your mouth?

>>136105697
I've seen her put far more meat in there

>>136105697
With ur dick.

>>136105520
Tomatoes and onions unless they are onion rings.

>>136105697
I'd venture a guess that you're not supposed to eat it in a typical burger-eating manner

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>>136094093

I've lived all over and my favorite burg is still the Americana by Emma Key's in Greensboro, NC. Blue cheese, bacon, mayo, and an egg over easy. Fuck this thread is making me hungry.

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>>136105685
Okay.

>>136105746
>egg
>on a burger

Dante made a ring in Hell especially for faggots like you.

>>136105604
>he doesn't like mushrooms on his burgers.
Get a load of this faggot.

>>136105832
Suicide yourself with a firearm repeatedly.

>>136105693
I don't live in a shitty state so I don't have it

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>>136105832
get a load of this pleb

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>>136105832
oof

>>136105319
I hate those buns, too. Really hard and thick, I feel like I'm not even eating meat.

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>>136105832
>not putting an egg over-easy on your berg and cutting it in half, letting the yolk run through the burg

I thought this was the future.

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>>136105992

>>136105520
FUCK EGG

EGG DOES NOT BELONG ON SANDWICH

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fuuuuuuck /a/ im so hungry now goddamn

>>136101644
Yes. That is the correct name for it.

If you were going to say pop, then don't.

If you were going to say coke, then kill yourself.

>>136106264
Me too, and I can't get any decent food for hours.

>>136086421

And yet someone has borrowed my car

fuck

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2burg
lettuce

>>136106264
I hear human flesh tastes like pork, if you wanna give that a go.

>>136093130

People actually aren't sure if hamburgers come from America or Germany originally.

What we do know is the cheeseburger came from America

>>136106677
That's all that matters, really.

>>136093130
Hamburger steak, germany
Hamburger sandwich (which is what most people now know as just a hamburger), america

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>havent had a hambaagaa in years now

Kill me lads.

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I'm getting hungry

>>136106803
Go make one.

>>136098223
One smile, kudasai.

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>>136106803
ok

>>136100477
Please remove kebabs, Indonesiabro.

>>136106803
Are you in North Korea?

>>136098223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3kna1iKAzw

>>136101137

A really good burger is though.

>>136107189
This. A good burg is only good, but a really good burg transcends to great.

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>Weeaboo faggots will never have a teriyaki burger
feels good

>>136107223
They probably can actually.

>>136102129

Except you know, selling out the hood he grew up in and all his homies for drug money.

>>136103733

I don't know how she affords it. Pizza is expensive as fuck in Japan.

>>136105520

I've never liked the taste of mustard or the texture of tomato (I like everything made from tomatoes though).

Grill the onions

>>136107317
>tfw go on american military base just to buy pizza
http://www.dominos.jp/order/pizza/search/

>>136107239
pls gib evidence on foreigners having teriyaki mcburger

>>136107223

I can always make one

>>136107431
but can you make a teriyaki mcburger?
>mcburger
>mc

>>136107417
It's a fucking sandwich. It might be difficult but if somebody really wants one they can get it. It's not some fucking magical artifact that only reveals itself to people of a certain bloodline.

>>136107455

If I know what the chemical additives used in mcdonalds recipe is, yes

>>136107459

Try telling that to McRib McFaggots

>>136107459
but anon
Have you ever eaten a teriyaki McBurger?

>>136107483

I tried a McRib once. I don't know why people go so crazy over it.

The sauce is decent I guess.

>>136106821
Living the dream.

>>136107510
No. And I really don't care either. If you're trying to set up some insult basing your entire sense of self worth around what fast food sandwiches are available where you live then please just stop because I don't care.

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What makes a good burger actually?

>captcha
>please select all sandwiches
>they're all burgers
captcha pls go
inb4 /ck/ comes

>>136107585
additives

>>136105746

I live in Greensboro, anon!

>>136107585

Technically a burger is a type of sandwich

>>136107585

Good ingredients
cooking it right
and a little bit of >>136107598 never hurts

You can't put any more types of meat on a bacon cheeseburger. Once you've made it a bacon cheeseburger, you're done. If you're adding more, you have to opt out of your healthcare plan.

>>136107477
what are you, a chemistry professor?
never mind, here's some hints on what they put in it
http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/quality/allergy_Nutrition/nutrient2.php?id=1
http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/quality/basic_information/menu_info.php?mid=1070

>>136107601
Burlington here.
Greensboro a shit,

>>136107547
Oh come on anon, don't you care about those oh-so-soft buns cushioning your weary hands; the sticky, sweet sauce smothered over the warm, inviting beef; the crunchy, crisp lettuce adding so much moisture; the beautifully brown beef; and the heavy, yet light, mayonaisse lubricating deliciousness flowing down your throat?

>>136107799
No

>>136107799

Fuck off shill

>>136107799
there are much better options than that weeb burger

>>136107852
I'm just filling out my shitposting quota too, anon.
Plus, McDonalds gives me 5 shekels per post, and the Japanese government gives me 10 for boosting tourism.

>>136107455
No, but I can make a better Teriyaki burger

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>eating junkfood

>>136108246

It's not like we're eating burgers every day

It's called a beef Wellington ensemble with lettuce you swine.