>Big mac is worth like 3$ in my turd world country
>And that 3$ is enough to get breakfast, lunch and dinner
I just want to get my freedom doses fuck this cunt
>little chunks of food around their mouth
This never happens, at least not with hamburgers. Why do they always draw it like this?
It's a cartoon, anon. Animators work on this and they're taught the 12 principles of animation. Making sure your point is portrayed is important, as a mush of food is weird to draw and wouldn't look right
>tfw 5 Guys, In & Out, and Smash Burger all nearby
EXCUSE ME, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A BITE OF THAT BURGER?
5 star post.
Fuck, I came here to post that one.
Post more CP.
A friend is a known swine (he aint fat though).
I make sandwitches and he munches them down in one bite pushing and folding the sandwitch into his mouth so it can fit at all.
Procede to only serv him bite sized chunks of food in the future.
When an anime character does something similar i always go:"Bloddy swine! Someone made that food with care!"
I don't give a shit since I don't have to interact with him or see the video art after I rip the mp3.
2hu gets art of literally every situation and crossover conceivable, and quite a few that are inconceivable.
It would blow my mind if there's less than 2 million 2hu pics out there already.
I don't expect anything will ever get as much fanart.
We inherited their burger rights around the same time Hitler died.
>the name literally refers to the country of origin
Actually its debated heavily whether it was created in America, Germany, or created in America by German immigrants in recognition of the place they used to live.
The greater level of claim goes to American at present since it seems to have originated in Boston.
>be in America
>avoid the biggest chains like McDonalds or Wendy's
>try to find info about local places
>if no good local places, try Steak n Shake, In-N-Out, Five Guys, Carl's Junior
Is this an accurate depiction of American women?
There are tier lists to these things
There's shit tier fast food places
>Mcdonalds, Wendy's, etc
Good tier fast food burger
>Whataburger, In-N-Out, etc
>Local places that you have to hear about by name, or know about ahead of time. Will probably only exist in that one town. It will take research. Understand which city/state you're going to ahead of time, and then ask around, or ask on /ck/ what's good in that area.
Maybe even better?
>Make it yourself
>from Princeton, New Jersey
Sex sells just like fat loaded foods. It's a logical step for companies to tie them in together, and they're not even trying to hide it:
>read "salisbury steak"
Your burg is all bun.
This is how you burg.
>in American English
Well what do you call it across the pond?
>captcha asks for steak this time
I know their bots are lurking this thread.
She and Ritsuko are THE burg idols.
I had two Spicy thigh sandwiches today, but I did have 2 double quarter pounder yesterday.
Did you burg, anon?
Not today, but I will probably burg tomorrow during DnD.
Americans really do fuck up with their name pronunciation. It takes a special kind of faggotry to fall to American complacency and pronounce meme as meeme instead of même and Uber as Oober instead of Über
This pic is down right accurate. In case if you didn't know. McDonald in Germany does serve Chickenburger with this sweet chili sauce. I ate a bunch of these back in Hannover.
>patty falls out
I hate it when this shit happens to my burg.
I don't recall my Big Mac being topped with bacon.
Not that many. I think I can down maybe 4 whoppers. I can't gorge on the stuff anymore.
I guess I normally stop at 4 McDouble if I only eat that as the meal.
God says he will make your waifu real but only if you eat all of this burger on this image
Would you do it?
>try to eat a burger
>patty starts sliding out
>push it back in
>hands are now completely greasy and covered in sauce
>patty falls out completely after taking another bite
>look like a helpless retard
Let me think. Japanese chain wise, there's MOS and Freshness burger. Burger King and McD are there obviously.
You feel outright incompetent when you have to stack the patty and the toppings back together as your hopelessly squashed bun goes on the top.
Never mind trying to hold the sad little pile in your greasy hands when it's all said and done.
You're supposed to put the wrapper in the back of an especially big burger. That's why they're typically wrapped that way. You take bites, and peel it back as you go.
Its like in that image there.
if you're ever in yokosuka, there's a surf bar in the honch called tsunami's that makes some damn good burg
get the george washington burger, that shit is on point
Will keep that in mind if I ever need get to be at glorious Nippon.
obviously get some actual japanese food first and shit, but sometimes
sometimes the freedom in you just won't be satisfied by anything but the burg, even in Grorious Nippon
godspeed anon. I hope you get to go someday
I know what you mean. This strange urge takes hold on you. I was working in Germany for two months, and after days of Doner kebab, I couldn't help myself.
This craving is powerful. Sure, the fries that you get can't compare with Belgian frites, but you have to sate that thirst for a burg.
>Want a burg
>Country is literally being bombed at right now
Funny because steamed hams was supposed to be an Albany term, that he just made up for Chalmers. I'm totally there right now.
No we don't say that.
I like the Red Robin burgs. They do the bottomless fries, but it can take a long time for the refill to come.
Strange that Japan only knows of A&W for root beer come to think of it.
Nips talking about root beer. Their typical pleb reaction is that it tastes like some herbal medicine and it ain't their thing.
I bet you don't even put french fries in your burgs.
Cry more commie faggot. It's all you can do after all.
Nobody would have fucking doubted you if you'd just taken a picture.
Hell honestly I think most people would have been content with your simple text-based testimony that you have one.
I just realized I used there's a MOS on a city near me, should give it a try some time.
Looks pretty small but not too small from what I gather from google images. Will give it a try in an unforeseeable future.
>Mcdouble is 390 calories (~148g, 2.6 cpg)
>Med fries is 378 calories (~117g, 3.2 cpg)
So ~19% more calories per gram magically makes the fries significantly worse than a burger?
I'll give you soda though, most people probably are at a 500 calorie defficite per day if they just cut out pop/beer.
McDonald's is shitty, I think we can all agree on that. But an actual well made burger with half decent ingredients can't be that bad, especially if you Max out the veggies like I do. Hey, the veggie toppings are free where I am. Why not?
Gah, should've looked before posting.
This is why I don't like super fancy hamburgers. They lack structure. A burger needs structure.
Fuck burgs where they overload it and half the stuff slides out unless you dislocate your jaw/hold part of it from behind.
Yes. God didn't say I needed to do it in one sitting. GG.
i actually made a thread about this on /c/ about a week ago if anons want to dump their burgs for prosperity
I've lived all over and my favorite burg is still the Americana by Emma Key's in Greensboro, NC. Blue cheese, bacon, mayo, and an egg over easy. Fuck this thread is making me hungry.
>not putting an egg over-easy on your berg and cutting it in half, letting the yolk run through the burg
I thought this was the future.
>havent had a hambaagaa in years now
Kill me lads.
>Weeaboo faggots will never have a teriyaki burger
It's a fucking sandwich. It might be difficult but if somebody really wants one they can get it. It's not some fucking magical artifact that only reveals itself to people of a certain bloodline.
No. And I really don't care either. If you're trying to set up some insult basing your entire sense of self worth around what fast food sandwiches are available where you live then please just stop because I don't care.
What makes a good burger actually?
>please select all sandwiches
>they're all burgers
captcha pls go
inb4 /ck/ comes
what are you, a chemistry professor?
never mind, here's some hints on what they put in it
Oh come on anon, don't you care about those oh-so-soft buns cushioning your weary hands; the sticky, sweet sauce smothered over the warm, inviting beef; the crunchy, crisp lettuce adding so much moisture; the beautifully brown beef; and the heavy, yet light, mayonaisse lubricating deliciousness flowing down your throat?
Damn you /a/.
Now I want to eat burg for breakfast.
Some people just don't realize this as they lay out the wrapper flat on the tray. I want to scream at them for doing this, but it's pointless.
So /a/, which burger would you eat?
Why does my country's food suck so much
Do you enjoy your national breakfast?
What the fuck is this disgusting looking crap
I happen to be a grown ass man and my burger doesn't just fall apart. I don't wrap paper around it. There isn't a right and wrong way, if it gets eaten without falling apart good for you.
>Not getting out of bed before the sun is up to enjoy the chill in the Irish air before fixing yourself a coffee with a shot of whiskey in it before your fry-up
You aren't even living properly anon.
Literally impossible you thick fuck.
But I'm not american.
Oh my god, I had never seen it until now. Suddenly that swimsuit makes sense. How many years has it been since that show aired? And I never understood the visual gag. Fuck me.
Y'know, it should have occurred to me at some point that Burger King would be in Japan, but honestly it just seemed too unnatural to me.
I wonder if they have Five Guys in Japan?
Excuse my piss-poor geography, blame my education for that.
Your obesity rates are quite similar to UK though.
>a shot of whiskey in your coffe at 7am
You made me want burg today /a/.
McDonald fries are shit like their burgers. It's like eating salted damp paper.
Guys I haven't eaten yet today and this thread is making me want to go to Five Guys.
What do I do