Hentai cliches you hate
>characters are shown to have basically nothing in common
>later shown in a happy relationship based purely on their sex life
I was just thinking about making one of these threads.
>neither beautiful, nor fuckable
Man, I was trying to look for stories with cool old guys by filtering out all sorts of tags, and I still had to deal with scat, bara, and shotacon.
So? If you want porn with accidental pregnancies, go look at it. If you want accidental pregnancies but look at porn without it then complain that it isn't there you only have yourself to blame.
>women that think they can win against the cock
>Girl is saved from being raped at the last second.
>The guy who saved her ends up having sex with her.
This is a real thing. The fact that they shout it out in hentai is retarded, though. Then again, the fact that they go in to excruciating detail about everything that is happening while they fuck is retarded.
>MC is a literal fucking clown
>Has makeup up and everything
>is also an underground doctor
>Molests his patients
>Dresses up as an onmyouji and NTRs his patient
Who am I kidding I loved it
Forcing the villain/blackmailer/rapist to empty his balls inside but resisting the urge to cum yourself,
Making the bad guy cum with your hands or mouth and denying him penetration.
Which is it?
The over-abundance of absurd things writers use to describe the depravity of the ongoing sexual acts their characters are involved in.
I'm all for talking dirty, or for the classics like "my hips are moving one their own!" or "ah, I think I'm becoming addicted to cock!" (after having sex just once), but shit like pic related just makes me laugh and lose any will continue.
Hentai is fucking cheesy as shit. give me some hardcore black anime fag suck this long ass cock and then make a book reading from right to left. that's what i want my hentai to be instead of "oh onii-chan, i am feeling you" or "daddy". fuck that shit.