Hentai cliches you hate >characters are shown to have basically

>>136034946
>Hentai cliches
>there is a cock involved

>>136034946

I just hate Vanilla.

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>>136034946
I've done it.

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I was just thinking about making one of these threads.

>>136034946

That actually happens in real life, though. Love has nothing to do with what people have in common.

>girl begs for the guy to use protection
>he doesn't
>no consequences for this are even implied

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>dilf tag
>bbm tag
>neither beautiful, nor fuckable

Man, I was trying to look for stories with cool old guys by filtering out all sorts of tags, and I still had to deal with scat, bara, and shotacon.

>>136035271

For some people, getting pregnant is very hard.

>>136034946
People will learn to like being with the other person and share common interests once you've spent enough time together. Unless they fucking hate each other of course.

>>136035271
>virgin doesn't understand how pregnancy works
Dude it's like rolling for crits. I crit everytime whereas my bros crit once every 20.

>>136035501
I think sex is the one game where the higher your luck stat, the less crits you get.

>>136035501
>>136035378
Yeah but it's porn.

>>136035884

So? If you want porn with accidental pregnancies, go look at it. If you want accidental pregnancies but look at porn without it then complain that it isn't there you only have yourself to blame.

>>136034946
>The person I'm staring at longingly got sex but not with me, woe is me
Guy should consider himself lucky he didn't ask a harlot out.

I skip all the dialogue 100% of the time and get right to the action. Stories are for queers.

>>136034946
>yuri or yaoi hentai
>characters had sex with opposite sex before

>>136035818
I'd find that to be low luck myself. Pregnancy is my fetish

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>>136034946
>women that think they can win against the cock
Everytime

>>136036838
best cliche

>>136036838
Fuck me is that translated?

>>136036838
But she pulled out, anon

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>Girl is saved from being raped at the last second.
>The guy who saved her ends up having sex with her.

>>136034946
>getting to sex immediately in two pages

I need my plot padding.

>>136037417
I like to think the guy who save her is friends with the would-be-rapists and it was all an elaborate plan to get him some.
It's too retarded otherwise.

>>136037516
4-5 pages max, anymore and it's a waste of time

>my hips are moving on their own

>>136034946
>I'll send your husband this pic of us kissing in which it's clear I'm molesting you
>so have sex with me instead
This is always retarded even for NTR standards

>>136036838
Wait, beating the cock means not falling for cock?

>>136037573
This actually happens though,just not as exaggerated as hentai

>>136037573

This is a real thing. The fact that they shout it out in hentai is retarded, though. Then again, the fact that they go in to excruciating detail about everything that is happening while they fuck is retarded.

>>136037632
>starts falling in love with him because superior dick

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>>136036838
Only the elites can win.

>>136037731
This is true tho, 3D NTR feels good and gives you the biggest grade of achivement.

>MC is a literal fucking clown
>Has makeup up and everything
>is also an underground doctor
>Molests his patients
>Dresses up as an onmyouji and NTRs his patient

Who am I kidding I loved it

>>136037839
Name

>>136037885
maro no kanja wa gatenkei

>>136037765
>>136036838
OK, what?

Forcing the villain/blackmailer/rapist to empty his balls inside but resisting the urge to cum yourself,

Or

Making the bad guy cum with your hands or mouth and denying him penetration.

Which is it?

>>136035501
>I crit everytime

How many children is that, then?

>>136037839
>the husband gets mad,break his hand and sends him to the hospital
>still manages to fuck his wife
It was beautiful

>>136035271
Why are these whores running around having loose sex and not using contraception themselves? Shouldn't they be on the pill?

>b-but we're both guys
>heart pupils
>dick just shoved in with no prep and it's not painful

>>136037938
It means any kind of Netorare procedure where the victim doesn't fall in love with the villain and returns to the original lover in the end.

>>136038048
Get out of here, you philistine. Heart pupils are probably the greatest invention in the history of hentai, and the man who invented them should get a fucking Nobel Prize.

>>136038048
Yeah all the guys have horse cocks and do anal in the spur of the moment without any preparation. Totally no bad consequences.

>>136034946
>shota with tiny dick
>pleasure mature woman
This actually piss me off.

>>136038218
90% of my hate for it is because I find foreplay hot

>>136035047
Man I'm so envious of you.

>>136037632
This

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The over-abundance of absurd things writers use to describe the depravity of the ongoing sexual acts their characters are involved in.

I'm all for talking dirty, or for the classics like "my hips are moving one their own!" or "ah, I think I'm becoming addicted to cock!" (after having sex just once), but shit like pic related just makes me laugh and lose any will continue.

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I won

>>136038225
Might be a psychological thing on the woman's part, the ultimate fetish coming true.

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>>136038501
Homo edition

Hentai is fucking cheesy as shit. give me some hardcore black anime fag suck this long ass cock and then make a book reading from right to left. that's what i want my hentai to be instead of "oh onii-chan, i am feeling you" or "daddy". fuck that shit.

>>136038540

Pretty much. Sex for women is mostly psychological anyway.

>>136037561
There are exceptions.
http://exhentai.org/g/793471/9ef2ea42b4/

>>136038817
Can I make a woman cum just with the power of my mind?

>>136039052

No, but you can make her cum with the power of her mind.

>>136038556
Fuck you incest hentai is the best
>>136034946
>My hips are movign on their own!
That's not how sex works you fucking retard

One of the things I hate the most is when women start making retarded and utterly irrelevant faces instead of actually showing pleasure.

>>136039485
>not liking fucked stupid faces
Sure they can be excessive as hell but there's a sweet spot.

>>136035180
Is this a Basugay thing?

Is it bad to fap to non-rape NTR?

>>136040822

Only if you self insert as the guy getting cucked.

>>136035367
>Posts Jojo
>Doesn't want bara

>>136039750
They have absolutely nothing to do with sex, and they're not sexy unless you've been brainwashed into thinking so.