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Would you pinch a crab's butt?

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Would you pinch a crab's butt?
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I'd probably get stabbed, a pinch isn't worth it.
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I'd rather a monkey-butt.
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>>136023780
It might be hard to pinch, with so little fat.
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>>136023677
Snibetti snab :D
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year of the monkey
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>>136023871
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>>136023840
That's what you call a toned butt.
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I might get crabs
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>>136023677
Nope, crab a shiiiiiit!
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>>136024218
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I'll never forget the first of many boners I had in Monogatari.
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I'm a crabfag, but even I think Senjou's butt is flat.
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>>136023677
Senjougahara a fucking shit.
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Why are they call crab/monkey/snail etc

I dun underband?
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>tfw she was my 3rd waifu in a row to get the shitty trim job
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Hitagi "best girl" "crab" Senjogahara
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Of course! She's my favorite girl, why wouldn't I?
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Occasional reminder she lost her best girl status when she decided too look like a man.

Don't know why you fags aren't still pissed.
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>>136023677
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็_(ツ)_ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
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>>136026533
>not liking short hair
Whats it like to have such incredibly shit taste
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>>136026826
I don't mind short hair when they have it originally, it's when a character who looks 10/10 with long hair get's an obvious downgrade is what pisses me off.
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>>136026479
Why dont you watch it and find out
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>>136026813
What is wrong with you? Short hair is literally god tier. She doesn't look like a man or a dyke, she looks cute. I would kiss both of her cheeks and nose.
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Superior pinchable butt.
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>>136026956
This desu
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>>136026893
>She doesn't look like a man

Literally blind.

No way you are a crabfag if you actually prefer her short hair.
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>>136026956
cutest butt desu
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>>136023780
Touching that picture on a nice warm computer display is kind of neat.
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>>136026813
Where do you live? I want to fuck the men in your region.
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>>136023677

>Best girl has the most doujinshi
>Each year, there are more
>Fans want more of the best girl in, so she makes appearances in arcs that aren't even her own
>Featured in a coming movie

The Answer Is Cat.



CAT IS LOVE
CAT IS LIFE
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>>136027130
Cat is forever alone.
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>>136027130
Second worst.
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>>136027130
Cat fucked up and became Gaen when everyone told her not to.
She's going to die alone.
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>>136026533
>3rd waifu in a row
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Superior bat butt coming through.
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>>136027130
>cat
>best
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>>136027130
>Fans want more of the best girl in, so she makes appearances in arcs that aren't even her own
>Featured in a coming movie

Precisely why she's worst.
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>>136026893
The anon is exaggerating, however Crab does look worse with short hair, as it's the case with literally every anime girl who goes from long to short hair. I don't know why Isin is so fucking obsessed with girls cutting their hairs
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>>136027130
The one with the most doujinshi is Araragi.
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Best girl is obviously Kaiki. Everything else is shit-tier
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>>136028246
hey reddit
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>>136028272
What reddit has to do with your shit taste?
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>>136028382
Kaiki has always been reddit fagul. More people are starting to realize it now.
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>>136028457
>you're girl is shit so obviously reddit

Stop this meme.
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>>136028486
Shinobu is also high on reddit's list honestly.
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>>136028457
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>tfw no qt loli vampire donut ass
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Snake hijack lol
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>>136028457
He's popular on reddit or something?Not that matters anyway since he was always popular on /a/.
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>>136028508
If you really dislike reddit so much, you should just ignore it instead of caring so much about what they like.
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>>136028508
And Hitagi is the most popular Monogatari character on MAL.
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>>136028508
You're high on the stupid cunt list desu.
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>>136023677
I'd go with crab legs.
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>>136028549
How does it feel to have the same shit taste as reddit? Other girls like Bat, Crab and Monkey also share this stigma. Snake on the other hand is the anti-reddit.
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Imagine how soft and plush her butt must be after all those donuts.
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>>136026533
> 3rd waifu
A fiend like you deserves none.
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>>136028508
You know and care a lot about reddit. Just stay there.
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>>136028629
Yeah anon. I'll change my opinion just because some faggots that I don't even know or care think the same.
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>>136028758
Why all snakefags have autism?
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>>136028719
Having shit taste is ok.
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Commie when?
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>>136028607
Why not the legs right up to the butt? They sure look great.
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>>136026881

Relax, it grows back. She has long hair for her date with Araragi toward the end of Owari. Planned by her master that she emulates, Hanekawa-sama.
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Literally perfection.
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>>136027220

Tooe says she surpassed Gaen though. She has the supreme intelligence and cunning, but she trusts her friends.

She'll get another guy, or perhaps a girl, that would sure shock Araragi to see her come back from her travels with a girlfriend.
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Suruga best girl.
Karen best Imouto.
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>>136029233
Why should I believe a guy who more likely read through some inaccurate translations?
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>>136027130
>Fans want more of the best girl in, so she makes appearances in arcs that aren't even her own

She has plenty of her own though. I can't wait for this arc coming up on Wazamonogatari. It's also good we are getting a Karen arc as well.
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>>136029486

Even if you thought my sources were shady, the proof is in the pudding. She admits to not knowing things and actively searches out knowledge, Gaen herself admits she wished she had someone to entrust her phone to, when Hanekawa trusts her friends, and Kaiki himself while being repulsed by Gaen, said that Hanekawa was immensely charming in Koi. Yes, that Kaiki.
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>>136029233
Yeah, technically she isn't keeping the short hair, rather it just happened to stay when most of the arcs unfolded. It was meant to signify her having a fresh start after her encounter with Kaiki in Nise.
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I watched Owari ep 7 a while back and goddamnit, monkey got so hot. Never realized up until now that she is so high tier. Still bat a best.

Snake<Crab<Phoenix<Cat<Ougi (whatever she is)<Doll<Bee<Snail<Monkey<Bat
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>>136030744
>Ougi (whatever she is)
She be Spooky.
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My ass once got pinched by a crab.
It hurt
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>>136029330
She still became Gaen in the end. She just became a better Gaen than Izuko.

Though I personally disagree with Tooe's assessment given that while Izuko is the kind of fake genius who gets rid of what she doesn't know compared to Hanekawa's real genius that accepts everything.
Izuko has a much larger burden to carry and Hanekawa is wasting the potential she has by taking the Oshino route rather than the Gaen route.

We've already got an entire series of Oshino's in the form of Araragi, Kanbaru and Hanekawa. The world needs more Gaen's to take care of the big picture.
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>>136030861
>pinched by a crab.

Now that's just kinky, anon.
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>>136029684
>It was meant to signify her having a fresh start
And then yet another character did it. And then one more.
How derivative and uninpired can a writer be?
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I would say monkey is the best girl but since I'm not a girl/araragi she wouldn't even notice me. So snail stays in the top.
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>>136030744
All good for me except Cat>Ougi>Crab and Bee>Snail>Doll>Phoenix

Bat over All
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>>136031012
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Threads like this make me curious about this show. Then i remember its shit and I move on
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>>136023677
nigger please, cat is the best grill.
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>>136031373
Later, faggot.
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>>136031373
gayness and shit taste are not curable. sucks to be you.
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>>136025163
>no hips
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>wanting a self-centered sociopathic and weak loli

snake would only be good for abuse and taking advantage of her insecurity
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I would pinch math's parts that aren't visible.
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I was gonna come here and post Snake but it seems like some asshole already beat me to it.

Oh well. Here's best butt
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>>136028527
That's a fucking skeleton
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>>136031893
There's just something comfy about Math that makes me want to cuddle and snuggle with her.
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>>136031893
If the OP is anything to go by, she looks great under there.
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>>136032142
It's probably because she really needs some human warmth she never got in her life in order for her to show her true dere side.
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Post more snake.
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>>136032310
I hope after the entirety of Owari is adapted that Shaft goes for the side stories as well, just so we can have more of her.
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>>136032441
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>>136027038
Not a crab fag I just have a thing for short hair on girls
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>>136027038
I agree with you that she looks better with long hair and that cutting it is a sin, but she looks cute around Kaiki's arc. But yeah, she looked like shit around Tsubasa Tiger.
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>>136032297
I wonder how she got this great body living in unsanitary conditions, without money to eat well and ending up almost a midget.
>>136032455
I'd love if only for 2/3 episodes of Marina Inoue narrating her suffering. I heard it's not very dialog heavy different from the rest of monogatari though, which makes sense.

Also still hoping she is doing commentaries for Sodachi Lost.
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>>136032678
Yeah, she looked cute in Koi since hair was growing back by then. Had a nice and fluffy look to it too.
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>All Shinobu doujinshi are NTR with kaiki

WHY
IS
THIS
ALLOWED
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>>136026956
Correct
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I'd rather a cat"s tats.
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>>136033103
>implying
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>>136033103
You are literally just reading the Netoraregatari series. Have you considered actually removing the keyword "NTR" from your search when you go search for doujins.
I find you tend to have a wider range of doujins to choose from.
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Would you watch and enjoy an alternate universe movie where all the characters get brutally killed by Snake or Kiss-Shot?

Seems edgy, but I loved that ridiculous doujin where Yu kills his whole Scooby Gang.
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>>136033421
No because alternate universe spin offs are a waste of time and shit.

(See Nagato Yuki-Chan for proof
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>>136033103
Are you for real? That's like a small percentage compared to the amount of Shinobu doujins out there.
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>>136033421
I think a similarly-themed, and well executed, doujin would suffice.
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>>136033421
No, but I would fuck Snake
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>>136033421
>Would you watch and enjoy an alternate universe movie where all the characters get brutally killed by Snake or Kiss-Shot?

No because I already watched Mayoi Jiangshi and seen Kiss-shot solo the world.

I would like to however see Nadeko attempt to try. Yozuru would have to be brought in and Nadeko would get her shit kicked in.
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>>136033489
Yeah but Yozuru clearly got her shit kicked in when Kiss-Shot went on her alternate time line kill spree.
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>>136033489
>Yozuru would have to be brought in and Nadeko would get her shit kicked in.

This guy gets it.
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>>136033956
Well I would fucking hope so. Kiss-shot is the King of Oddities and needs to be the strongest.
The fact we've seen the second strongest get beaten by some noob with a charm and Gaen says Yozuru could have straight kicked in his shit in a fight just means Yozuru is second strongest.

>>136033988
You get me.
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>>136034260
It's a shame that such a great design doesn't get shown off more often. I really hope we see more of her.
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>>136034765
We get a little more but that's about it. Yozuru needs more representation since she seems to actually enjoy being an exorcist the most and as such, would most likely provide entertaining insight into the exorcists in general.

Oshino tends to stay neutral as does Gaen, Kaiki pretends it's not a thing even when it is and Tadatsuru is in the same boat as Yozuru and needs more representation.
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>>136030976
I'm pretty sure it was because Araragi said he has a fetish for short hair you dip
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>>136034857
>We get a little more but that's about it.

Well damn, that's a shame. Now I want my exorcist spin-off.
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>>136034861
No it wasn't. That's just a meme. Araragi said he preferred ponytail monkey over short hair monkey.
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>>136036839
I don't blame him, a ponytail is objectively superior in any given situation.
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>>136028629
But you would have had to been to reddit to know that it's their taste, right?

Do you have something you want to tell us?
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Came here just to post bird.
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>>136033103
>implying self-inserting as Kaiki isn't the most patrician way to enjoy doujins
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>>136040076
Tsukihi is leddit incarnate lad.
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>>136025163
Rewatch the shower scene in Tiger where she wasn't literally anorexic.
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>>136041077
Not him, but what does a reddit person look like? I've never been, have you?
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>>136041211
like this, apparently
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>>136041211
I wouldn't know but they probably smell funny.
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You'd probably catch something
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>>136041299
where did the redditgahara meme come from anyways
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>>136041392

You started it. And it isn't a meme.
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Uh oh.
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>>136041531
Will skeehee also end up being taller than Araragi?
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>>136041211
no that's redditgahara
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Reminder that monkey is best girl of 2016
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>>136027130
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>>136043906
Cat doesn't have the most doujinshi though. Both bat and crab have more.
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>>136043783
She's been best girl since 2009
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>>136028629
>he browses Reddit
>he's a snakefag
This explains a lot.
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Owari Part 2 when?
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>>136045342
Can we call her Redditgoku Nadeko now?
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>>136045441
nicee an updated version
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>>136045441
not this year
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>>136041211
Haven't even watched the gataris but the opening is so good
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>>136027130
I don't hate cat, but Tiger was the only arc of hers I actually enjoyed. The rest were always too similar to events we already had described to us and thus ended up boring.
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>>136047979
I'm Catfag, and I sort of see your point.

I love the amount of characterization that goes into every Cat arc compared to everyone else's but the scenario writing itself could've done a little more than the usual "Cat arrives, Araragi steps in, Cat explains her side, Araragi explains his take on it, Shinobu finishes it up" etc.

It's probably why Tsubasa Tiger felt refreshing for non-Catfags since it finally moved away from that usual formula.
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>>136045441
Oh hey it's been updated. Thanks for this.
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>>136032455
Mitcher best girl
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>>136023677
yes but then i'd run like hell
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>>136049520
She'd be disgusted but it makes her all the more attractive.
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>>136049671
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>>136023677
No, but I would walk her home gently.
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>>136049520
Superior Mizuhashi character reporting in
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>>136050440
I'm surprised no one answered with this until now.
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I love how comfy this thread ended up being excluding the usual shitposting and Snake dumping. From waifu talk to general discussions, it's a lot more than what I expected when I first started the thread.
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What's Crab's opinion on Ougi basically being Araragi's and Kanbaru's child?
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>>136051091
I just realized that we haven't actually seen Ougi interact with her yet.
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no
monogatari is shit
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>>136049671
Get ready for those pincers then.
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>>136053095
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>>136027073
I'm sure your mother loves you.
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>>136026813
This, a woman with short hair, muscles and no other feminine trait (a cutesy face, some tits at least, proper legs, etc) is a man, which makes you people like men, homos.

>>136026826
HOMOSEXUAL DUDE.
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>>136055384
If it has a vag it is a woman, shut the fuck up
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I hate her short her. I HATE IT.
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>>136027130
MUH NIGGAH
U
H

N
I
G
G
A
H
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>>136043783
Is it possible for one girl to be so perfect?
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Does shaft hand draw this series?
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>>136041077
fuck off
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>>136027186
Crab will be long rotten from old age when Araragi and Hanekawa are making a family and still prime young.
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>>136041129
Actually there was a different reason her weight was so low
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>>136057155
I'm a catfag but I'm sure she doesn't have an extended lifespan. There's not even any proof that Araragi has an extended lifespan either, it's just a possibility.
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>>136057300
They will make it anon.
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>>136043783
>>136045330
>>136056352
> Forgets one of her closest friends growing up
> Sends her to the shadow realm after she finds her

Not even Araragi would would wish it on his worst enemies
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>>136028217
Araragi confirmed for best girl
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>>136057520
I don't think she ever considered Numachi a close friend. It was more one sided on Numachi's part I think.
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>>136023677

Crab is shit.
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>>136055439

THAT'S RIGHT AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A SHITLORD!

Short hair is so shit and unwomanly even horrible trannies get long hair.
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>>136023677
No. i don't like redditgahara
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>>136058079
tumblr would claim that not even a vagina is required to be a woman.
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>>136023677
>pinch bones

why?
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>Some cool anons post cat
>come into thread for cat
>No cat

I'm seriously disappointed, is this what moot died for?

Show you fucking backbones and post those Big Fat Cat Tats.
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>>136058679

Fact: There isn't a single neko that wouldn't be improved by being removed and replaced with a kitsune or vampire.
Kill all cats 2016.
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>>136058741

>My face when there are low test beta males around me
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>>136058817

>My face when there are disgusting felines around me
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I want to pinch arararagi butt
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I could post cat for over half a decade in random bakemonogatari threads and never get tired of it.

Oh wait, that's exactly what I've been doing.

CAT 4 LYFE
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>>136057520
Did you even watch Hana?
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>>136058741

Cat can be a loli too

check mate atheists.
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mods are asleep time to

post more safe for work lewd pictures of cat
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>>136059354
Gross. Looks like a tucked in penis.
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>>136059627
I remember an old thread where /a/nons put a penis on her.
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>>136027130
Cat is the only correct answer
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>Some anon dumps his hanekawa pics
>mfw there are some I havent
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>>136059939

I wish I could dump my whole folder, but there isn't enough time or image limits. Folder says I have 362 Hanekawa pics and I filter through it bi monthly to delete repeats or duplicates, so they're all originals.

She's a miracle of the universe.
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>No showing for the movie in Canada
What the fuck, man?
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>>136060324
I hate her.
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>>136060865
>I hate her.

Everyone is entitled to their bad opinions. I hate onions, now that we're letting it hang out.
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>>136061431
>/REDDITGAHARA/
>>
FUCK
CHARACTER
DEVELOPMENT
HAIRCUTS
FUCK
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>>136027130
;_;
I love her so much

Great taste anon-kun
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>>136061757

Thank you anon, that obviously isn't me. Cat is simply the best. In all her forms, styles and personalities, you can't go wrong with Cat.
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>>136061683
Was it rape?
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>>136023677
Sodachi will come back sometime, right? Fucking love her character
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>>136062212

So far her only other appearance is a side arc, which probably won't be animated.
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>>136062279
Yeah I was disappointed by that

Here's hoping she gets some kind of screen time somehow
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>>136061995
She's simply the best indeed. As you said Cat is great in every way, I really love her.
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>>136062203
>Was it rape?

No, it was metaphorical cause her life was phucked and she wanted an escape from it but needed a knight in shining armor to take her hand and lead her to his humble abode away from her cinderella life style before proceeding to fuck her brains out.

True story, I happen to be an expert on my waifu.

Use this picture as an example. They're both naked which suggests they had sex, but also notice the posture. It's her sleeping on him, in a caressing and relaxed manner, meaning safety and dependence. I take my plot very seriously when it comes to Big Fat Cat Tats.
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>>136062367
But isn't that what all women want?
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>>136062420
>But isn't that what all women want?

Don't try to understand women. That is your first mistake. Germany thought they understood what women wanted, and look at them now.

You do not try to understand women or negotiate with women. You tell them what they want and lead them by the hand.
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This shot was spooky and also kinda sexy.
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I'll take this.
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I'd pinch a fat spoopy booty.
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>>136062735
>0 (zero) doujins

>>136062603
Gorgeous.
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>>136057216
What's the reason?
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loli-trio > all
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>>136062873
>0 (zero) doujins
I guess Owari came out too late for C89. Still, I was hoping there'd be some previews for doujins at least.
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>>136062995
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>>136062735
So would I.
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>>136062708
Good taste.

>>136061431
Me.
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>>136062995
>loli-trio > all

Make it a loli quadruplets and I'm in.
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>>136063113
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>>136063113
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>>136032455
Did he use the same design that he used for that aidoru character from Akiba's Trip?
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>>136063475
/a/nons were comparing them a lot when sodachi's anime design was first revealed.
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>>136027130
Cat is ok as a character but any episodes focused on her are so fucking boring. It's better when she's a side character in somebody else's arc.
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>>136062735
>>136063049
Tell me more.
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>>136063546
I nearly forgot about this. I do remember Sodachi looking different in the LN covers so it makes me wonder if there was any direct correlation with this project in regards to her anime depiction (unless Nisio just felt like changing it up to suit his tastes).
>>
>>136028621
>Filename
percisely
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>>136065363
I think it's just Watanabe's somewhat limited range of face designs, combined with the twintails that were already in Vofan's LN illustrations. I don't know why her hair was changed to gray though.

They would have been more distinct if they had gone with the lower twintails, like what Vofan did post-anime design (pic related).
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Are you a bad enough guy to pinch BIG MONSTER butt?
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>>136065645
Maybe, if Nise was anything to go by it looks to be worth it.
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>>136025892
Sorry for your shit taste m8.
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>>136049948
>hfw she sees your penis for the first time

That head tilt and expression only make me harder.
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>>136058679
>you will never start a family with hanekawa nad feel her softness every night
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>>136065645
m-maybe
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>>136063113
>tfw same body
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>>136027038
>No way you are a crabfag if you actually prefer her short hair.
A true crabfag loved senjou no matter what hair she has. You're disgusting.
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>>136023677
>pinch
>not something more lewd
OP please.
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>>136065645
Of course
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>>136065631
Gray hair is probably to make her different, when drawn with less details she might look too much like Hachikuji or Kanbaru especially if they went with low twintails.
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>>136070585
Young Sodachi was much closer in the adaptation though.
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Posting best girl to crown this thread.
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Only if she'd pinch back my butt
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important question
is hitagi's hair supposed to be black
or purple

same for kanbaru
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>>136071911
They're meant to be black, but a number of them are given different color hues in the anime in order to differentiate the characters. Considering the stylistic approach of the series anyway, I actually like it. On that note, I don't mind Sodachi having gray/silver hair for the same reason.
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>>136071911
I think it's supposed to be dark for both
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>>136071911
>>136072113

Don't know if there were other moments, but one of the most notable instances when Senjougahara's hair was in its "proper" colors was when she refers to her VA Chiwa Saito and how she can supposedly impersonate a guy's voice.
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>>136062966
she's eating arararagis protein now
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Best girl
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>>136073010
But would you pinch her?
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>>136023677
Crab is only good for rape, a cat is best
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>>136026956
This guy understands
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>>136072191
>crab with grey/dark hair

I'm okay with this.
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>>136026956
was this BD?
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>>136028578
That gif was made by a card carrying redditor
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>>136028621


Filename is accurate
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>>136071911
>>136072191
Vofan's art often shows a darker black-brown, with colors used for lighting and such
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>>136073450
You?
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>>136028770

I hate this girl but I would still fuck her until my dick broke off
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>>136045441

I want more post-graduation adventures

I really loved Devil, and part of the reason why is that it was a move on from status quo. Monkey sees some problems, goes "oh fuk Arararraarraragi isn't here, I'd better do something I guess"

I really liked that
>>
Crab is such a fucking best holy shit, I can't handle it. Dat loyalty and supportiveness to Araragi, Top Fucking Girlfriend.

Every other girl is fantastic tier too, though, except Snake, Devil, and Gaen.
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>>136073888
>post-graduation adventures

I want some monkey and snail adventures
Just think of the banter
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>>136073974
Reminds me of a girl in highschool that was freaky towards me.

It's just a highschool thing. She'll be so out of there when he gets too busy.
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>>136074003

Shown to be together in college already
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>>136073974
I hope your penis burns in a fire and that any girl that likes you will have her eyelids turned inside out
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>>136073980
>snail
>around
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>>136074387
>not knowing what happens to snail
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>>136074221

That seems like a rude hope.

Where is this hostility coming from?
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keep posting lewd
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Why eggs?
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>>136075574
symbol for fertility
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>>136075544
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Atleast Medaka looked cute still when she had a haircut, she looks ugly as fuck with it.
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>>136062367
She's the one that wants to fuck his brains out, not the other way around.
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>Ctrl+F
>"Reddit"
>19 results
Nice thread reddit
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>>136023677
Yes.
>>
firmino is shit
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Are we going to get more theaters as time goes on, or is that it?
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>>136075138
>that filename

Warm Crab a cute. CUTE!
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>>136079464
>we
As in /a/ or just murica? Because some of us haven't had that chance in our country.
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>>136073063
I would, though she'd probably be dumbfounded and enraged by it.
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>>136062735
>fat
Bony man ass tbqh
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>>136080170
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>>136080309
This.

Her ass is basically her most notable asset.
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>>136080397
Nah, that's her eyes
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>>136080578
Well regarding her figure I mean but yes, those eyes hypnotize me every time.
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>>136080578
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>>136080975
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I like Spoopy Oopy, but something about it irks me. Maybe I'm just scared.
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>>136081867
Boo!
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>>136081867
it means you're gay
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>See all these cute Ougi pictures
>Go to Pixiv
>Find a dakimakura design
Muh dick
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>>136081867
Well she is spooky after all.
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>>136082218
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>>136082735
is this hentai about some guy molesting girls in a train?
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What's the point of Crab anyway? Do you want to have a relationship with a normal 3d girl or something?
Because Hitagi looks and acts like a normal girl and she's a bitch. You think that makes her special? Hell no. That makes her more realistic. Do you want a realistic waifu that is similar to 3d pigs?

I don't.

Aside of her normalfag personality, her body is nothing special at all. And her taste in outfits is terrible.

Cat has divine body and is way more sexual, she's also loyal and calm person. You can always be comfy with Cat.
Monkey is energetic and her butt is just great. As well as her torso. She's also fun and can easily share your interests and hobbies. Unlike Crab who'll never be interested in anything you like.
Shinobu is a bit unfair because she can use all her forms from loli to adult woman and she's also better mistress and companion than Crab. Blond loli vampire is the best of course. She'll never get boring because of her extreme life experience.
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>>136023677
I would rather spank the monkey
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>>136033103
Not all of them, just all of the ones by one of the best artists who does doujins of shinobu. But seriously, there are plenty that aren't NTR shit.
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I'd rather pinch her cute cheeks.
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>>136084124
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>>136082218
That's one stacked Ougi.
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>>136084513
God how is she so perfect.
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I like crab, but i don't want to sit through all of the episodes to find her best moments, I watch bakemonogatari then i got bored for the rest, what are the best episodes for crab?
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>>136085975
Final arc of second season
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>>136028892
>>136028933

god what she does to my penis is indescribable
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>>136085975
Most of her story is actually dealt with in Bake. That said, first half of Nise has some substantial Crab moments. For Second Season, she's got great moments with Cat in NekoShiro (first arc) and also shows up in Koi (last arc). I'm mainly spoonfeeding because of best girl Kaiki.
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Crab a shit. I miss Hachikuji, man.
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>>136085975
Stop having bad taste. Any part with Mayoi and Araragi are the best parts of the series. Watch those instead.
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I don't get why so many people like ougi. the character was written to be annoying and unlikable.
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>>136086959
Anyone who doesn't watch the entire series and only parts of it that feature their favorite character is a fucking faggot don't kid yourself
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>>136087164
Not my fault that SHAFT animates her sexually wrapping herself around Araragi all the time in Owari
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>>136087164
Well written villains are usually very likable.
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>>136087497
This

She's very rude and manipulatively negative in her inclinations but the way she carries it and how she masterfully sugarcoats her words is what makes her appealing.
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>>136087715
>>136087497
Ougi is not a villain you fags
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>>136087858
well she sure tries her darndest to be an antagonizing presence
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>>136087858
Let's go with antagonist then.
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>>136087858
Well "villain" is obviously an exaggeration here given it's Monogatari after all. Heck, "antagonist" would be a better descriptor in some respects. So no need to get your panties in a bunch faggot.
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>>136087858
I should have said antagonist, my bad. I did not mean to trigger you.
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>>136088107
This gif could be much better.
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>>136030902

Gaen had her chance, she chased away a promising student by acting like a cunt. Well, Oshino acted like a cunt to her, but I think she wanders not to copy him, but because she doesn't know what else to do. None of the adults really gave her good guidance, they just left it up to her.

Her parents, Araragi's mom, Gaen, Kaiki, they all pretty much just implied for her to figure it out herself.

If the exorcist world wants her talent, they'll have to get off their asses and do some recruiting.
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This seems like a pretty serious and reasonable thread full of rational and polite human beings so I will politely ask this question:

Where should I start watching the Monogatari series? I've been wanting to start it for a while but I missed the original series and forgot its name and it's not very clear from the titles which was the first.

Sincerely,

-a friendly anon
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>>136088311
This fucking image, Ougi a cute
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>>136083342
The best part is that she'd be into it.
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>>136088736
Start with Bakemonogatari and go by release order. You really can't go wrong with that.
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>best girl has 3 albums named after her
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>>136088822
Check'd

If you try to watch them in chronological order, you'll miss some stuff. Even though Kizu (which isn't completely released yet) and Nekomono are first in the series, assumptions that the viewer knows certain events are made based on aired order.
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>>136051681
That's why I would run.
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I agree with Japan in this one instance
Bat and Snail are best

>>136088736
Release order is the simplest way to go
Chronological would probably be fine but the series isn't that hard to follow to begin with really
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>>136088822
>>136089488
>>136089594
Didn't realize it was one of those variable timeline shows, but thanks u guiz.
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>>136064665
does araragi have to shave?
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>>136023677
Araragi is only allowed to make love with Hanekawa
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>>136090951
and despite that she's going to be the only chick who doesn't get fucked by Arararagi
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>>136091215
Why this
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>>136092436
Araragi has a threshold for how crazy he will stick his dick in.

Its one of the reasons why he molests Karen more than Tsukihi
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>>136092519
Then he won't fuck snake or math as well. Well, math he might if both get drunk at a college party.
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>>136023677
I would everything a crab butt.
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>>136026813
Senjogahara is an extremely rare case where she looks equally amazing with short hair or long.
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>>136093346
POOP COMES FROM THERE
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>>136093458
I agree, while I prefer her long hair, I never had a problem with the short hair.
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>>136093346
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Monkey Butt, coming through!
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>>136094596
Yes please.
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>>136036839
>Bee cuts her hair
>Crab cuts her hair
>Cat cuts her hair

>Monkey grows her hair out
>Aragi compliments Monkey on her hair
How upset were the other girls when they found out they fucked up?
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>>136095650
Enough that they are all growing their hair back out. Crab and Cat at least, since they talked about it in Neko Shiro.
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>>136027130
Cat made me drop the series. Loved Bakemonogatari. Loved Nisemonogatari. Nekomonogatari was boring garbage that I dropped halfway through and then I never watched the series again.
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>>136095836
That's pretty autistic of you anon.
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>>136095836
That's surprising considering how she's black cat most of the time.
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>>136095898
It's autistic to stop watching something when it gets bad?
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>>136080309
Tiny and pathetic
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>>136095942
It's autistic to drop a show you love because of a bad OVA (which wasn't even bad).
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>>136095942
It is when you dropped it at the part that i'd say is one of the few things you can skip
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Bat == Cat == Snail == Monkey == Bee > Crab > Phoenix

All girls are great, though some are better than others.
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>>136096012
No, it's autistic to force yourself to watch something you don't enjoy. What that anon is, though, is a contrarian fag.
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>>136096155
>it's autistic to force yourself to watch something you don't enjoy.
Not in all cases, but whatever.
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>>136030744
For me personally,
Bat>Cat>Monkey>Phoenix>Snail>Ougi>Bee=Doll>Crab>Snake
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>>136028621
sugoi character design senpai. You understand the character through her shittiness and cuteness combined.
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>>136023756
a stab by a crab?
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Why didn't Araragi break up with Crab after the Otori incident? I thought he would break up with her in order to protect her from Snake
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>>136096992
Still shitty
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>>136097229
Pretty sure it wouldn't have mattered to Snake either way, considering how she was willing to kill any and all possible connections to Araragi, so Crab would have stayed on the list anyway.

Besides it was Crab who made the 6-month deal with Snake.
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>>136026533
I'd give her a shitty rim job if you know what I'm sayin
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>>136030902
Araragi is Kaiki, not Oshino.
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>>136026533
She cuffs him, then she doesn't have to work on her appearence anymore. That's how it goes.
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>>136098794
I've seen this comparison before, where Araragi, being the young vampire guy he is, is actually a parallel to Kaiki's "older" vampiric look in some way.
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>>136097011
Well hey it could happen.
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>>136098064
Crab does so much in the series with making such few appearances
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>>136101333
Yes.
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>>136101028
Kaiki is also hinted to have been like Araragi in the past.
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>>136101749
>that face after the slap

You know she fucked up.
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>>136106499
An anon translated that part of the LN, and it said something like
>Senjougahara stood there with an 'oh shit' look on her face
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>>136088736
Oremonogatari
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>>136028873
has arararagi piped her yet?
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>mfw turned from Snake fag to Ougi fag after Owarimonogatari
Why do Ougi's spookyness turn me on so much
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>>136108311
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>>136108363
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>>136028873
fuck i'm so hard right now
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>>136057969
You are shit!
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>>136101333
Her little conversation in the phone with Araragi at the end of Owari was fantastic, and I'm not even a crabfags, but I really like stuff like this.
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>>136108450
Have some more.
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>>136028873
>>136111600
That hard body, that's soft in all the right places.
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>>136097229
we don't know what happened after that. maybe he tried to but crab didn't let him
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new thread for kizu

>>136114421
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>>136093458
I'm sorry but only only cat and monkey look good with short hair, crab looks like shit except in the kaiki arc in ss.
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>>136115256
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She looks better with her hair like this.
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English dub when?

She sounds like shit in Japanese.
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>>136115791
>shitting on Chiwa Saito

Faggot
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>>136115553

Wow Araragi is now to the point of being too handsome for Senjo. He could do better.
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Now Im hunger for crab meat thanks OP
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>>136026882
Because it looks stupid.
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>>136082295
>she
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>>136116065
Then i guess you'll never find out
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>>136023677
She looks like releases good farts
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>>136117205
She mentions the word fart a couple of times in the LN. Seems like Crab's into toilet humour
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>>136117205
Not you again
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>>136116235
>still no high res version of this pic
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>>136107986
>being a Snake fag at all
she's cute and all but pretty much every other girl is superior
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>Nademonogatari and Musubimonogatari

what does that even mean
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>>136096155
This doesn't really apply to series made up of several different short sets of episodes which themselves consist of different arcs and stuff though
on a very general level you're correct though
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Waza spoilers when?
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>>136119979
Probably tomorrow
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>>136108400
>>136111600
Holy shit.
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>>136117284
It means she loves anal.
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>>136059887
uh, thought it was a boner, not a knee for a second
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>most of the girls cut their hair in Nise
>the only girls Koyomi compliments regarding their hair is Monkey (who grew her hair out) and Snake (who didn't cut it and just styled it differently)
was this intentional?
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Hey kid, wanna ss?
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bat > cat > snail > monkey > crab > bee > doll > phoenix > snake
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>>136127166
Snake -> Ougi -> Phoenix -> Cat -> Doll -> Bat -> Crab -> Snail -> Bee -> Monkey
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When will Crab have good hair again like this?
>>136115553
Dyke cut is worst cut.
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>>136127251
I knew I was forgetting someone.
bat > cat > snail > monkey > crab > ougi > bee > doll > phoenix > snake
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Bat is a better tsundere than Crab
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Arrrgi = /fa/
Kaiki = /biz/
Monkey/Bee = /fit/
Bird = /jp/
Cat = /cgl/
Snail = /trv/
Crab = /soc/
Meme = /x/
Gaen = /mu/
Math = /sci/
Bat = /pol/
Snake = /r9k/
Doll = /toy/
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>>136127524
You missed Yozuru and Teori.

Origami-man is obviously /po/ and Yozuru is /v/ for her love of playing arcade games.
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>>136127524
>Bat = /pol/
I don't get it
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>>136127704
He had to put it somewhere
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Fill in the blank

Cat ______
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>>136127821
tits
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>>136127890
While not the answer we were looking for I technically have to accept it
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>>136127955
Can't deny them tits man.
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>>136127524
Bat is /his/. She lived through it.
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Fuck these useless whores.
I want to date Araragi. ;_;
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>>136125756
>you will never be Hanekawa's cute shota neighbor she takes her sexual frustration out on
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>>136125756
>>136129001
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>>136064236
>It's better when she's a side character in somebody else's arc.
This is the case for most girls in this series.
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>>136025163
The rest of her body makes up for it. Can't have everything.
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>>136028545
How does it feel to have terrible taste?
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>>136127821
BIG FAT CAT TATS
I
G

F
A
T

C
A
T

T
A
T
S
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>>136128148
Yeah I can't think of anything else besides /his/ that would fit Bat.
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>>136023677
Yes. Even if I get stabbed or otherwise hurt.
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>>136127821
a shit.
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>>136127524
Bee = /fit/ is fine
Monkey = /y/ though, clearly

Dunno where Phoenix could go
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>>136131368
Kill yourself.
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>>136131447
Monkey should be both /y/ and /u/ though.
And everywhere else.
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>>136127524
fuckin kek on snake
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>>136127524
>Crab = /soc/
>not reddit
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>>136050591
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So who has Aragi actually fucked?
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>>136133941
He fucked math not sexually
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>>136127524
Quick retcon, Snail is actually /k/.
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>responding to the "x is reddit" guy
Leave the guy to fail to force his meme in peace
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>>136133941
you're mum
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Finished
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>>136133941
Just Bee & Phoenix.
Kanbaru fucked him that one time too I guess.
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