How would you're waifu react if you tried to talk to her?

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>mfw this how some woman have acted around me.

Keel me baoss.

This pic hurts.

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I'm black so she'd look down and walk away from me before I even uttered my first word.

>>136018649
I don't know Japanese so I doubt it would really make much difference.

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I am fat so waifu will love me.

>>136018649
The only thing you can do in this situation is rape.

>>136018866
>look down

nigga you make her look up. that's how it be. when you fall off that horse you get back up and eat that horse.

She'd probably just think "Ugh another creepy pedophile foreigner is trying to hit on me"

>>136018962
Thank you ghetto Mr Rogers

>>136018928
>finding a waifu that accepts you instead of finding an actual waifu and losing weight for her

>>136018738
it actually kind of heals me to see this and know that other people have the same experience

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>>136018962

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She's into games so I'm okay

>>136018866
Learn their language.

I am dead fucking serious.
I'm probably the only black person on the entire planet who can speak mandarin.

At the very least, this stops the "I no speak english" lying bitches in their tracks.

It's also a good base for conversation as you bet your ass they are going to want to know how and why you learned their language and you can take it from there.

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>KIMOI

>>136018866
>>>/prison/

>>136019399
Exactly. She is not into you.

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I most likely wouldn't be very interesting to her.

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We have a nice self-deprecating vibe going on tonight.

In spirit of that, probably disinterested since I dont have pink hair and am not magical

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She would be taken aback by meeting such a handsome man

>>136019518
She's into series' protagonist and he/she is a self insert. It's a win win for me anyway

>>136018649
are there more

>>136018649
i'd date the bluehair one instead since she less of a god damn mofukin bitch

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I will do my hardest to make her love me, I'd be willing to do anything for her. Been my waifu since she existed. Never giving her up. I love her

>>136018649
>waifuig tsubomi
fucking pleb

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She would think I'm annoying as hell and consider me weak.

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>>136019680
I fap to your waifu a lot

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Moot would probably call me a faggot but once I prove to her I am one, then we can be together <3

>>136018649
This is your genes being denied continued existence being told they dont deserve to be around anymore in the future in the shape of your kid.

Females are the ones who decide, it really fucking hurts.

>>136019606
Fucking cuck, i swear

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>>136019770
THAT WAS A SPECIAL PAGE? YABUKI PANDERED TO THIS SHIPPING?! YES, BASED YABUKI

Just when I think the man can't get any better, I'd suck his dick if he was into that. God, fucking saved.

>>136019410
Do you happen to own a chinese restaurant on Crenshaw?

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id probably get my throat slit

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>>136019863
>typing like an idiot
>Yuno
How fitting.

>>136019836
Berkeley.

Don't really go to chinese resturaunts but I do go to a sushi bar almost every pay weekend where I just eat, drink and listen to the cooks/server talk.

I don't know if they're just letting customers think they're japanese due to language barrier but I don't care. I don't let them know that I know what they're saying.

>>136019190
Why would I pick another?

>>136018649
More points is better right?

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Would you rather your waifu act indifferent towards you or bully you?

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>>136018649
He'd stare me down and tell me to get back to class.

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She'd call me a virgin, like that's a bad thing.

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>>136020012
>Getting mad because i don't like someones choice of waifu on an anonymous image board.
Probably has autism

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She's playful and will likely tease me for fun.

She'd probably be embarrassed at first and then she'll bring me somewhere 'private'.

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>>136020238
forgot the fucking pic

>>136020152
What kind of bully? The teasing kind of bully or the she'll-take-my-lunch-money kind of bully?

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"i, uh... i think youre really nice and all anon, b-but uhhhh i have a boyfriend"

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He spends all day playing games and watching anime. We'd get along.

>>136020302
The "corner you in the women's washroom and furiously jerk you off so that she can see your embarrassed orgasm face" kind

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>>136020325

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>>136020415

How ugly do you have to be to make women react like this?

>>136018729
That's some pretty decent effects, what movie?

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>>136020528
Women are cruel senpai

I'd say if you're less than 8/10

>>136020505
thats fucked up

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I'm sure she'd give me a nice long smooch. After draining me dry, I'm discarded so she can return to her master ;_;

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>>136018649
i do this to dude

i'm actually just really shy and socially anxious, don't take it personally but also please don't talk to me

>>136018649
I do this to girls all of the time, but that's because I'm a huge pussy.

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>>136020325
>um... Anon you are a really nice guy but i'm already in love with MC

Can't wait to get cuck'd in my waifu's manga

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>>136020603
I will talk to you and you will like it DAMMIT

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>>136020224
>choice of waifu

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>>136018649
Pretty much like this. Under the assumption that I'm not currently needed for a particular situation.

>>136019810
>>136019770
>>136019680
Give her purple hair and she looks just like Purple Heart.

>>136018649
Makes me hard.

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>>136018649
Since you've given no context I'll assume you mean awkwardly striking up a conversation in public while a complete stranger

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Mai waifu is very diplomatic, usually

>>136018649
Man I love this image.