my warrior waifu says i'm no longer allowed to wear clothes. what do?
You have two options.
A: Do what you're told like a good boy.
B: Best her in combat and assert your dominance in the relationship.
Leave her and acquire a superior warrior waifu
Since your waifu is apparently a dominatrix I assume you are a hardcore masochist so you will probably take off your clothes and furiously masturbate in a corner while she scoffs and belittles you and do whatever else masochists get off to.
>You have two options.
>A: Do what you're told like a good boy.
>B: Best her in combat and assert your dominance in the relationship.
Pretty much this.
Which is why mixed wrestling with a muscular qt is the greatest thing ever.
Wear armor. Your waifu should know best.
Skin her and wear it as a trophy, that way you can still be with your waifu. Slice her flesh up in long rivulets and stomp on her entrails until they're a fine red paste. Paste that you will use in your pasta. Your waifu pasta.
Put a small neural implant at the base of her spine and wear her body while she helplessly watch her muscles being hijacked by your consciousness. Kill all her loved one using her own body, then make her stay still while you cook her alive. Then eat her.