my warrior waifu says i'm no longer allowed to wear

>>135972360
You take off your clothes.

File for a divorce.

Kill yourself.

Tell her you're impotent.

I think /tg/ might be more qualified for this.

tell her to roll for intimidate

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>>135972360
You have two options.
A: Do what you're told like a good boy.
B: Best her in combat and assert your dominance in the relationship.

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>>135973174
>inferior white version

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>>135972360
Leave her and acquire a superior warrior waifu

>>135973432
>superior
>enslaved by something half her fucking size

She's not real, how can she communicate?

>>135972360
Since your waifu is apparently a dominatrix I assume you are a hardcore masochist so you will probably take off your clothes and furiously masturbate in a corner while she scoffs and belittles you and do whatever else masochists get off to.

>>135973941
Branwen was going along with it because her dragon mount was captured.
Also because she's a masochist

>>135973174
>B: Best her in combat and assert your dominance in the relationship.
that's hot

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>>135973174
>You have two options.
>A: Do what you're told like a good boy.
>B: Best her in combat and assert your dominance in the relationship.
Pretty much this.

>>135974516
>that's hot
Which is why mixed wrestling with a muscular qt is the greatest thing ever.

>>135972442
I suggest this.

>>135972360
you heard the lady

>>135973941
>Not liking qt super strong warrior waifu enslaved by a weak goblin.

It's like you're gay or something.

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>>135972360
Wear armor. Your waifu should know best.

>>135972360
Wear armor, or wrestle her into submission.

>>135972360
Skin her and wear it as a trophy, that way you can still be with your waifu. Slice her flesh up in long rivulets and stomp on her entrails until they're a fine red paste. Paste that you will use in your pasta. Your waifu pasta.

>>135977123
Weak.

Put a small neural implant at the base of her spine and wear her body while she helplessly watch her muscles being hijacked by your consciousness. Kill all her loved one using her own body, then make her stay still while you cook her alive. Then eat her.