Shinobu

It's just a random, quirky trait to appeal to autists who are the target audience of the series she's from.

author made a character sheet
>shinobu
>doesnt wear panties
>likes:donuts
theres no deeper reason

>>135888251
They look like blood cells.

>>135888251
She wants to get her whole stuffed.

>>135888644
Oh damn, he is right.

>>135888644

no nigga, blood cells look like doughnuts

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>>135888664
>She wants to get her whole stuffed.
>her whole stuffed
The whole thing?!

>>135888644
I thought they looked like ballsacks

>>135888251

The holes are the tastiest part.

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>>135888644

>>135893772
Why is she so lazy?

>>135892490
Just spoiler it dude, we're all adults here.

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Is this the bandaid thread?

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>>135894387
https://yande.re/post/show/309523

How does she urinate?

>>135894537
shinobu would never make that face

>>135895047
Didn't she make similar face when she saw shotaragi?

>>135888644
mind blown

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>>135895290

>>135895047
She's stopped being so guarded lately, especially when only Araragi is around.

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>>135888251
Because donuts are scrumptious

>>135888251
LOTS OF SWEETS FOR A HIRED VAMPIRE

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>>135895641
Please don't.

>>135895641
If I took that bandaid off would she die?

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>>135895899
It would be extremely painful

If Shinobu wears a bandage over her cunny.. does Hachikuji have a cunny on her knee?

>>135895290
>>135895542
Literally why isn't there any doujins of Shinobu or Kiss-Shot raping shotaragi? It basically writes itself.

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>>135897840
You can't rape the willing, anon.

>>135888251
because they remind her of tonguing her master's anus back when she first became a vampire

>>135898658
the smell too

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>>135888644
HOW DID I NOT SEE IT BEFORE

>>135900593
>OHAYO ARARAGI-SENPAI

i will never unhear that

Koyomimonogatari episode 1:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3llxds_koyomimonogatari-1_shortfilms

>Kizu out

Rev up that Kissshot art

what happens if you give her too many donuts? like she was like "pls donut" and you just went to the full extreme and fried a whole batch, and kept forcing them down her gullet, watching her thighs expand?

is she a virgin

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>>135902093
Well, if she were Indian, she'd shit on the street.

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>>135902204
Are Arararagi's sisters virgins?

Cause Araragi likes donuts.

>>135902204
I like to think she had plenty of sex with people whether they liked it or not during her 500 years, but who knows.

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posting superior yellow girl

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>>135895582
>posting worst shinobu

>>135902361
This is such a turnoff. Why can't she just be a little girl.

>>135902431
Anon, she wasn't a little girl for the vast majority of those 500 years.

>>135902492
I just want sexualized little girls in my anime, is it too much to ask?

>>135902276
karen canonically is. don't know about tsukihi

>>135901849
Well that was fast.

>Bake music

Yes please.

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>>135902421
>worse shinobu
But how can any shinobu be bad

>>135888644
holy shit
Sasuga Nisio.

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>>135902580
>karen canonically is [a virgin]
Not if you count [oral sex.

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>>135902536
How many dicks do you think she has had inside her?

Also, do you think she looks for it when she's feeling horny, or do you think she's one of those girls that isn't very horny for the most part, but if you tease her it triggers her into slut mode?

I bet she loves internal cumshots, do you think she likes the risk of getting pregnant?

What about gang bangs? I'm sure she has been in a few.

I bet she does it for money too sometimes. Imagine her standing in an alley somewhere pretending to be a regular little girl just sucking dick for money.

Do you think she has had a love life? She doesn't seem the type to me, but maybe she likes to play with their hearts and then set things up so they catch her with another man.

Gosh anon, your waifu sure is a fucking slut.

>>135901849
subs never

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>>135903033
i just want to court her and then when she says she'll try to transform to her adult form i'll stop her in her tracks. she'll look puzzled at first and then she'll realize and give me the smuggest look possible.

anyone know where I can download a higher quality version of the kizu artbook thing

>>135904987
i don't think there's a higher quality version available yet

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I love Sheeb!

>>135888743
this desu senpai

She's the Kai'i police

Is Shinobu one of those vampires that doesn't care about sex anymore?

>>135907308
Well currently her physical senses are linked to an 18-year-old virile teenage boy. Also it's been implied that her influence on him is what caused his pedophilic tendencies.

Because you're supposed to eat sweets after donating blood.

>>135888251
>why does she like nuts so much?

>>135893888
Please don't say lazy

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>>135907990
>Please don't say lazy

You know you are crazy

>>135902386
does she love the banana

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>>135888644

>>135903033
>pantsu
I thought shinobu used band aid

>>135910341
The band aid is just the animation director's fetish. Don't take it as absolute.

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>>135888644

>>>/c/2559950
For anyone who is interested

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>>135910922
Arigatou

Will it ever be worth going through this chronologically when it's all finished?

>>135912037
Not perfectly chronologically, but I think it'd be worth doing a modified order where it is more chronological than it is originally and Koyomimonogatari is littered throughout other seasons rather than as a standalone thing (eg, you watch Koyomimonogatari episode 2 after Bakemonogatari episode 2). This is the order I plan to use for my huge marathon once Zokuowari is out (assuming Koyomimonogatari is 1 episode for each short story, which I'm not certain about):

> Bakemonogatari ep 1-2
> Koyomimonogatari ep 2
> Bakemonogatari ep 3-15
> Kizumonogatari
> Koyomimonogatari ep 1
> Nekomonogatari Kuro
> Koyomimonogatari ep 3-4
> Nisemonogatari
> Koyomimonogatari ep 5
> Kabukimonogatari
> Nekomonogatari Shiro
> Onimonogatari
> Owarimonogatari ep 7-12
> Koyomimonogatari ep 6-7
> Owarimonogatari ep 1-6
> Koyomimonogatari ep 8
> Otorimonogatari
> Koyomimonogatari ep 9
> Koimonogatari
> Koyomimonogatari ep 10
> Hanamonogatari
> Tsukimonogatari
> Koyomimonogatari ep 11-12
> Whatever they end up calling the rest of Owarimonogatari
> Zokuowarimonogatari

>>135912037
There's no reason to go through the series chronologically. It might make the timeline more obvious, but everything else will be harder to understand.

>>135912037
I plan to do so just as a diversion. I'll be using the order of events found here: https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series:Timeline
Ignoring the childhood flashbacks and time travel, of course.

>>135912627
I mean as a second watch, after watching everything in broadcast order.

>>135912740
I'd say the commentaries are your best bet for a second watch and then after that you should already have a good understanding of the timeline and all a chronological watch would accomplish is getting rid of the interest that the non-linear storytelling adds.

>>135912609
Watch NekoKuro right after Tsubasa Cat Part 1. I find that it makes NekoKuro a lot more bearable, especially when they revisit the same themes in Tsubasa Cat, only with a twist (although I suppose NekoKuro is the one revisiting the themes).

>>135912874
I can see why you'd do that, but I feel like Neko Kuro would be best watched after Kizu, and there's no excuse for watching Kizu before Tsubasa Cat.

>>135912954
Well that's why you watch Kizu first.

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>>135888644

>>135912975
But Kizu is a really weird thing to start the series on whereas Hitagi Crap introduces the series really well, but this is all just my opinion, so no one cares.

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>>135913055
>Hitagi Crap
But Hitagi is a perfectly good girl.

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>>135913177
Is she a virgin?

>>135888251
They look like blood cells.

>>135913268
You're too late >>135888644

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>>135888644

>>135912609
So, chronological, but with Bake pulled to the front, and with Hana in a weird place.

Other things:
- Koyomi Wind goes between Karen Bee and Tsukihi Phoenix.
- Interleaving Tsubasa Tiger with the others could be interesting, but it's rather confusing to do.
- Koyomi Mountain happens later in the same day that Ougi talks to Nadeko in Nadeko Medusa.
- Koyomi Seed is in the middle of January, during the timeskip in Hitagi End part 5.

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>>135895047

i'd say it's close.

>>135914362
What a perfect, cock-shaped hole.

>>135914828
Kiss-Shot sure was excited at the prospect of having some company and then leaving her shitty life behind.

You don't? Bless us with donuts Shinobu.

Donuts are paradise.

>get off work
>get a donut on the way home because I was thinking about shinobu
goddammit I feel like a fatty but I want to honor my waifu

I'm a little miffed that they elided chapter one in its entirety.

The theme of roads was pretty damn important for making Koyomimonogatari read like a cohesive whole.

Whoops, this >>135916729 was supposed to be in the Koyomi thread.

>>135916729
Ah, so there really was a chapter 1? I thought it was funny that it just had CHAPTER 1 -skip- CHAPTER 2, but I'm also curious what was in the first chapter.

>>135916819
It was a big monologue of Koyomi rambling about some seemingly meaningless bullshit, as is tradition in every single chapter one in the series.

>>135916890
I quite liked the first chapter of Kizu. That was a damn important monologue.

>>135916890
Well, not that big in this case.

https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series:Koyomimonogatari/Koyomi_Stone_001

>>135917002
Emphasis on "seemingly."