Why does she like donuts so much?
>She wants to get her whole stuffed.
>her whole stuffed
The whole thing?!
It would be extremely painful
You can't rape the willing, anon.
what happens if you give her too many donuts? like she was like "pls donut" and you just went to the full extreme and fried a whole batch, and kept forcing them down her gullet, watching her thighs expand?
Well, if she were Indian, she'd shit on the street.
Are Arararagi's sisters virgins?
But how can any shinobu be bad
>karen canonically is [a virgin]
Not if you count
How many dicks do you think she has had inside her?
Also, do you think she looks for it when she's feeling horny, or do you think she's one of those girls that isn't very horny for the most part, but if you tease her it triggers her into slut mode?
I bet she loves internal cumshots, do you think she likes the risk of getting pregnant?
What about gang bangs? I'm sure she has been in a few.
I bet she does it for money too sometimes. Imagine her standing in an alley somewhere pretending to be a regular little girl just sucking dick for money.
Do you think she has had a love life? She doesn't seem the type to me, but maybe she likes to play with their hearts and then set things up so they catch her with another man.
Gosh anon, your waifu sure is a fucking slut.
i just want to court her and then when she says she'll try to transform to her adult form i'll stop her in her tracks. she'll look puzzled at first and then she'll realize and give me the smuggest look possible.
>Please don't say lazy
You know you are crazy
Not perfectly chronologically, but I think it'd be worth doing a modified order where it is more chronological than it is originally and Koyomimonogatari is littered throughout other seasons rather than as a standalone thing (eg, you watch Koyomimonogatari episode 2 after Bakemonogatari episode 2). This is the order I plan to use for my huge marathon once Zokuowari is out (assuming Koyomimonogatari is 1 episode for each short story, which I'm not certain about):
> Bakemonogatari ep 1-2
> Koyomimonogatari ep 2
> Bakemonogatari ep 3-15
> Koyomimonogatari ep 1
> Nekomonogatari Kuro
> Koyomimonogatari ep 3-4
> Koyomimonogatari ep 5
> Nekomonogatari Shiro
> Owarimonogatari ep 7-12
> Koyomimonogatari ep 6-7
> Owarimonogatari ep 1-6
> Koyomimonogatari ep 8
> Koyomimonogatari ep 9
> Koyomimonogatari ep 10
> Koyomimonogatari ep 11-12
> Whatever they end up calling the rest of Owarimonogatari
I plan to do so just as a diversion. I'll be using the order of events found here:
Ignoring the childhood flashbacks and time travel, of course.
I'd say the commentaries are your best bet for a second watch and then after that you should already have a good understanding of the timeline and all a chronological watch would accomplish is getting rid of the interest that the non-linear storytelling adds.
Watch NekoKuro right after Tsubasa Cat Part 1. I find that it makes NekoKuro a lot more bearable, especially when they revisit the same themes in Tsubasa Cat, only with a twist (although I suppose NekoKuro is the one revisiting the themes).
But Hitagi is a perfectly good girl.
So, chronological, but with Bake pulled to the front, and with Hana in a weird place.
- Koyomi Wind goes between Karen Bee and Tsukihi Phoenix.
- Interleaving Tsubasa Tiger with the others could be interesting, but it's rather confusing to do.
- Koyomi Mountain happens later in the same day that Ougi talks to Nadeko in Nadeko Medusa.
- Koyomi Seed is in the middle of January, during the timeskip in Hitagi End part 5.