You're now the protagonist of a generic shounen battle harem.
The school tournament is coming up soon and there is a big monetary prize for the winner.
You need the prize money to save your sickly imouto.
This is your new power.
How do you win.
I fuse with Saitama and fight using his strength. While he is a part of me he will see my memories and know why i need the money. He will let me keep using his strength so that i can get the money and after that i will seperate him from my body. I will use a part of the money to invite him for a dinner to thank him.
Literally move planets for her.
It really seems useless I can either cause or prevent planetary extinctions.
Fuck with the planet's orbit and tell them if they don't give in to my demands I won't fix it.
Any other ideas?
It depends on what the limitations of this power are. I can steal and take any weapon that comes my way. Does this involve temporarily stealing powers? If not then thieving anything can still be extremely helpful. it all depends on how I use it. It isn't a conventional shonen power, and thinking of what I need to steal and in what way could be tricky, but over all it could give me a good shot in actual combat.
I just say "I win" and win. Usless someone has Chaos Magic. If someone there has Chaos Magic then the tournament doesn't matter anymore because now the End Times are upon us.
The user's physical abilities are heightened to the point where they can perform any physical act without difficulty. The user merely needs to imagine themselves doing the act in their mind, then they're able to perform it without any problem. This could range from free running, to juggling swords, to doing multiple back-flips.
I imagine myself one punching everyone
I make Saitama so lazy that he won't even punch me.
>Power to form wings out of darkness.
>The user has or can form wings out of darkness and use them from transportation to offensive and defensive purposes such as using them as a shield to block oncoming attacks or slicing the user's target with a dark energy sting.
I'll just cut everyone with my edge
Saitama aint going anywhere near me. Without a universe, he would have nowhere to be a slob.
I make the winner of the tournament use the prize money to save my imouto.
>You're now the protagonist of a generic shounen battle harem
I mean, you could say going 'against' them makes you an antagonist by definition, but I doubt he'd find you worth fighting.
Do I get some cool phrase as well?
>I am the bone of my sward etc etc
>RATTLE RATTLE, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE COMES THE CALCIUM!
>find some rich CEO
>use power on him and ask him to make you CEO since he's in a lazy state and probably doesn't give a shit
>Might not work first time, but somebody in lazy state is bound to be retarded
>get money for sister and enjoy reading manga all day
>The user can remove an origin from the very concept of reality. Similar to Nonexistence, this power focuses entirely on removing the beginning of a target, effectively destroying all that spawned from the targeted source. Origin Destroyer is most effective against an opponent whose power relies on one's origin.
Holy shit, first time I use this thing and I get the most OP thing ever. I win everything.
Just fuck everything up
Make opponents feel comfy enough to not want to fight.
then proceed to back stab while they are induced in complete comfort
I am Batshit insane so idk if I would even protect my imouto. I guess I could beat my opponents by turning them in to a stumbling clumsy fool then beating the shit out of them.
>half this shit doesn't work on Saitama
okay which one of you is the saitamafag, or is he really just this retardedly OP? I mean I know he can punch anything in one hit, but what, he's got protection against everything else?
I decided to do something fun. Create a theoretical 16 bracketed list of said hypothetical tournament. I'll choose up 16 random powers, then we'll see how well I'd do with my individual power.
Powers of the others in the tournament:
How fucked am I exactly?
Who would be the most likely to win and who would be the least likely, and how exactly could I go about beating some of the more OP guys with my current powers? Personally I'm pretty sure the balloon guy is fucked.
>The user can make anything grow, from physical things, (size of being/object, quantity, quality, etc), to conceptual (probability), etc.
I can just use this power to make her chances of living grow until it reaches 100%
>Attempt 1: Blood Resistance
This only works alongside vampirism! A normal human can't do shit with this.
>Attempt 2: Planetary Dissociation Travel
This is somewhat workable, but it requires absolute positioning. Not winner-worthy.
>Attempt 3: Time Physiology
This seems like a winner-worthy power.
>The ability to separate air from anything and everything else
>air is literally just the mixture of gases in the atmosphere that involve oxygen, nitrogen and trace amount of a number of other things
Jesus christ this sounds like it was literally written by a 12 year old.
But uh. I'm just going to rip oxygen completely out of everyone entirely. Free wins all the fuck around.
The possibilities are mugen.
Just get some good scientific test on my blood to find the cure to whatever disease she might have, then proceed to sell it for a few gorillion dollars.
I distract Saitama by telling him about a super rare deal in a supermarket on the other side of the planet. that should keep him busy enough
There's 2 ways you could go with this - either be completely good and provide disease immunity for the world.
Or take over big pharma, use it for financial + power and enjoy building a dynasty for your family.
You guys thought you have a useless power against Saitama? Check this shit out
>The user can induce baldness on their opponents in a way that could serve as a diversion or a distraction in serious situations. Most effective against opponents who use their hair for offensive purposes.
I can't make him balder! I could make my sister bald though...
Maybe it would make him go insane because he's even balder?!
>Purple Fire Manipulation
>give Saitama a boner
>he kills everyone with it accidentally
I'm basically fucking God. A million Saitamas wouldn't be enough.
Not even Jotaro. I mean, Star Platinum hurts alot, but can Star Platinum level an entire mountain seconds? Because thats the kind of bullshit attacks that Naruto and Sasuke regularly deal with.
hey God can you help a nigga out?
There's few characters that can be completely free of guilt; they may as well be forces of nature.
Aside from that, Talk no Jutsu them into showing guilt from anything, and you win.
Time for Sunfall
Unlock everyone's full power then
I think i will win ..
Just think tho.
>you can implant new memories in other people, making themselves part of their lives either as family or friends
Hmm, I can just make some rich guy believe I am his beloved son.
And I can also make every girl in the school believe I am their beloved boyfriend and make them all pregnant.
This is not really a heroic power.
So I can become as OP as saitama if he punches me with his hardest punch?
Or I can absorb the acceleration of the sick imoutos disease so that she can function normally because I'll slow her disease to the point of irrelevance
So I'm fucked if there's even one person who doesn't give a fuck that I can't take in a fist fight.
>User can manipulate quantum foam, the smallest level and foundation of reality, from which all things in existence originally emerged.
I'll just change reality so that my sis never got sick, which makes the tournament moot. If Saitama tries to stop me, I'll change reality so that a single, long, curly hair sprouts from his otherwise bald head. He would either be completely disgusted, shocked or happy. Either way, distracted enough not to punch me
Well would you look at that, I don't even need to device a plan.
Rerolling for a challenge
From overpowered to literally nothing and I'm lazy in the first place.
i would turn into cthulu and bring upon the reptilian revolution
>This can sometimes be used to activate and deactivate powers
>Biologically a user of this power could activate or shutdown vital organs
It means nothing, Saitama will shrug it off somehow. And I will be baffled and screaming hack and asspull before the killing blow.
Make my acid slime eat everyone, save imouto, enjoy harem.
Guess I'm gonna lose because of my own hope hindering my fighting ability and then destroy the place after getting several powerlevels when my imouto dies. Edgy.
This power never works on anyone that is smart enough to figure it out
At the most I'm just a weekly villain that gets beat by someone more important
Fuck the tournament, time to explore the universe.
For the money I can just bring some rocks from mars or some precious materials/stuff from some corner of the universe.
Whelp. How do I avoid killing myself if I am confined to tournament grounds? If I could snipe from several kilometers away I could actually do something.
The power to summon empathic entities. Advanced combination Summoning and Empathy.
Make really low amounts of it. The tricky part is getting it to where you want without it touching the air or anything else away from it. So you better be able to create it where you want it.
Alternatively, just sell a bit of it
>$62.5 trillion per gram of antihydrogen
I'm Keiji now. Don't care even if I lose the tournament, I have Asimov's regeneration and Keiji's punches and vision.
I chose supernatural beauty and seduce all my opponents. Then kill them with a backstab when they are defenseless.
They can have the prize money.
My imouto is simply not sick anymore.
Can't you use it wisely for me instead? Using my lazy powers seems like so much work.
My fucking god these powers. Trying hard not to lose it on the train to fucking 'Sword Arm'. Jesus Christ.
I would learn really basic moves from a dojo then upgrade them to be world breaking attacks. If I have to, I'll pick up some extra moves from friends for other stupid upgrades.
Zero effort, zero risk of losing.
I quit the tournament and live with a harem of soulless, moving fucktoys. Become an antagonist desperately trying to find a way to make dolls with an actual soul due to years of isolation and desensitization to moving dolls. Start treating humans and dolls and serial-killing them in a vain attempt at discovering tangible clues to the human soul.
MC shows up and tells me I'm not living life correctly. Punches me so hard I seemingly die, then I am consumed by my own dolls in an ironic twist of fate.
Let's face it, puppet masters are never good guys. This is the type of tragic story you'd expect.
I come back two arcs later as a grown man in a little girl doll body and top character polls forever
Creation and Destruction Embodiment
I don't think I will have an issue. I can create a new imouto if anything happens.
>This is not really a heroic power.
Certainly not if that's all you can think about.
>Instill new personalities on all the world's leaders
>Create world peace and a utopia
Problem is getting into contact with them but that's hardly an obstacle really when you can make yourself rise to prominence via gradually more influental people.
guess I'll conjure my waifu along with the reward ride off into the sunset. The tournament can go fuck itself
Better yet, I'll just conjure a less shitty imouto altogether
life aspect manifestation
can induce any type of behaviour on someone or feel the behavioral benefits. Induce severe depression, and hope they off themselves. That's all i got.
Or you could punch people so hard they become doors.
You win that tournament, then you create another one where other people like you compete on who can punch the best door possible.
I guess i'm a S-Class then.
I don't, but I can kinda save my sister, I just need to give her some small curse like her hair will be forever white or losing the movement of the left pinky or something like that.
And no, I obviously can't kill Saitama (invulnerable) or Jotaro (Platinum Star) to ress and use them.
It would be a great fight at least.
Man, I can just imagine the scene. You have Guts just staring at the guy who's turned himself into a balloon, with a combination of bone-deep distrust and pity.
> "Aren't - Aren't you going to hit him?"
> "I know. I know! But it feels like a vaguely demeaning use for a good sword."
I quit and cure my sister my self.
Then proceed to cure more people for small fees of course (just enough to pay the rent and food).
Then i teach the skill to proper surgeons and make it as widespread as possible.
Imouto is safe.
>taking the money and running
I proceed to agument my sister so she isn't sick any longer.
Then proceed to boosto my way through my life.
Heck i might enter the competition for fun.
Spacial Displcement: Teleport them out of bounds
>>135835129 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Fire_Generation try and shove some blue fire down Saitama's throat and hope he is flammable on the inside. The rest are all fodder before me.
Not even. Teleportation loses it's usefulness if you can just make whatever you want happen a reality. That's why anything that grants you reality manipulation or an effect similar to it is so stupidly broken.
Yeah, but that's REALITY MANIPULATION. Any other power, you can simply - at the very least - run away. If you can teleport people, you can teleport the other dude into a brick wall. At the very least, you can teleport him to the Sahara and LEAVE HIM THERE.
If he somehow manages to get back to you, you send him to the bottom of the ocean. Or Mars. If he survives that, you unleash your ultimate technique and send him to Detroit.
>teleport matter/energy from one location to another without physical contact
>Known Users: Obito Uchiha
Guess I don't need to enter the tournament.
Imouto and I shall live on
I just need to save my imouto, right? Just make them jealous of my imouto protecting trait. The winner will pay for her medical bills and feel good about it too, so everyone will be happy in the end!
No, here's how it goes. You hit him, and he hits you, and you hit him again, and this goes on until both of you get kind of pissed, and you hit each other with the punchiest punch ever and the world cracks in half.
Good job, asshole.
>tfw broken power
I nuke the shit out of that tournament.
his entire shtick is that he's so unbelievably overpowered that nothing can touch him. He doesn't belong in any even semi-serious discussion, since he's broken as fuck by design. He's always multitudes stronger than the plot will ever need him to be
Saitama doesn't kill humans, so he'll try to use just enough power to knock you out. That amount of KE would be tolerable and strengthen you. Considering you won't go down, he increases the strength of his punches slowly by each punch. As the punches get harder, you'll grow stronger too.
Let's hope he won't see you as a monster, though.
Well that was easy
Sure, unless the guy has super speed, FTL reflexes, can rearrange matter or energy at will, or shoot fucking lasers. Then he kills you in the time it takes your brain to process the teleport. Or better yet, they have some form of time manipulation and kill you before you even knew you would fight them. Point is, that even teleport has it's weaknesses, even if it is incredibly convenient. Not good enough to be considered the most stupidly useful power, even if it is damn good.
Then again, sending people to Detroit is pretty fucking scary.
kek literally don't do have to do anything
and I'm master at that
- I rush up on people and quickly create dozens of miniature shields all around key joints, rendering my opponents immobile
- Jab with my fingers and leave shield close to eyes, both blinding them with the light and leaving a solid construct that they have to be careful not to poke themselves with
-As my finishing move I leave a hardened light shield in their mouths so that they can't move without destroying their teeth, and they won't be able to destroy it without at least cutting off their own tongue
Honestly it's better if I just hope to get team-based events
How do I even? Even if I became a jedi unless I interacted with someone who could take me to alternative dimensions I would be fucked.
Depending on the mechanics of said swords, I go full Shirou and be the bone of my sword or go full Vergil with blistering swords action.
Wow japan is really going to rally behind me.
wait does this mean I can have plot armor?
well I'd hope that I would be fine, if this is benevolent then I could just heal my sickly imouto and not have to deal with fighting anyone.
That IS a hard choice, yes, that's why I said "kinda". I put some thought into it, since the site doesn't specify what kind of curses I can use and the only hint is " weaker than thr person was".
I'd do it, but only if the curse doesn't affect her free will in any case, her happiness of being alive and her personality.
I have no problem taking care of my blind or paraplegic imouto myself, but if it's a desease that she can't even leave the hospital or if she turns into some kind of doll, I wouldn't
Maybe just fight my hardest? Controlling elements gives me a lot of offensive and defensive tactics at my disposal, but no real single match setter.
Gotta give it my all for my 妹.
TIME TO SAVE MY IMOUTE!!!!!!!!!
"Because the user can emit magic, using the magic themselves could be overpowered and could make it harder to control".
I can't fucking lose. I'm a fucking OP Aizen who has no chance of fucking losing. I'm fucking God.
Damn I'm so edgy
Maube that's why OP gave the condition of "tournament" instead shit like "they have the cure and you have to beat them for it."
By being a tournament, it implies rules like
>you lose if you step outside the ring/the bounds
So even powers like teleport or lucky/destiny manipulation would make an easy win, by forcing them lose by rules instead of simply power
There's only one way this goes.
Isn't spider silk one of the strongest organic materials?
Fuck the Tournament, I have someone take a fall for me, create a companion that can grant me immortality, create a sentient space ship, and get the fuck outta here.
ORE WA GUNDAM
>applications: fertility inducement --> Associations: Sexual inducement aka lust inducement.
Sister status: protected.
I'd just have them butt-fuck eachother into oblivion.
Onepunch anal fisting
nothing personnell, kid
Makes sense if it's a world in which everyone's sick of living or tortured continuously, but the ability to disappear from existance permanently in a regular world doesn't seem very appealing.
That's what I mean. What if the setting is literal hell, and everyone is tortured for all eternity, without the sweat release of death? They would be pretty jealous of your mortality, wouldn't they.
>The power to turn one's thoughts and imagination into reality. The original and purest form of Reality Warping.
>User can bend reality via their thoughts and imagination, they can change any and all aspects of reality, allowing them to achieve nearly anything simply by willing it.
>is both Reality Warping's strongest form and purest expression, allowing the user to directly achieve any desired change on thought alone, both rational and irrational alike, unhindered by the need for templates, materials, or proxies.
literally one of the most broken powers to have.
I can either:
A) Imagine Saitama dead and win the tournament
Or B) Cure my little sister just by thinking of it.
Use ero-kawaii appeal and the righteousness of my cause to convince Ken and Saitama (and maybe, just maybe Jotaro and Guts) to let me win. Fuck the rest to death.
Or, as a saner alternative, just seduce some rich guy into paying for my imouto's treatment.
the time has come and so have I
Wait, doesn't that mean i have to basically reroll? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creation
Get my shit pushed in by saitama and guts seeing they fight this shit on a daily basis.
>Literally this fucking guy
If I was as luck in real life as I'm with this random shit on that page, I would be happy.
Every time someone brings it up, I end up rolling some OP shit.
>the potential created takes shape according to each receivers specific nature and personality.
So basically with my mood of almost everyday im gonna Heiwajima Shizuo the shit out of my enemies...i think im fucked.
>Can control solar and lunar energy during an eclipse
Well if the tournament takes place during an eclipse I have somewhat of a fighting chance. I'm fucked if it doesn't though
Can't I just talk Saitama, Guts, or Jotaro into letting me win for my imouto?
You niggers can all go home, I win hands down
>influence your locals into thinking you are super cool dude
>do something semi-relevent, so some news station gets interested in you
>influence them into thinking you are truly the best dude ever
>become a celebrity
>viral yourself further
easy peasy lyfe
FIRST, I refine myself to my ultimate form.
THEN, I refine all of their powers to their absolute max, for the ultimate challenge.
THIS WILL BE THE BEST SCHOOL TOURNAMENT EVER.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
Also, I refine my imouto back to health, because I can.
>replace my ass with opponent face
Except if the other anons are my opponents.
Come on now, that's not really a challenge.
The rule is easy to break, think about it. All you need to do is to punch the ground and surf on the chunks of the ground that fly away. as long as you are always on that piece of ground, you are in-bounds and don't break the rules.
Even if somebody controls your luck, it won't change shit because this is more a matter of skill.
No, that anon can use minor curses, he just didn't read everything.
His power is the combination of Ressurection and Curse Inducement.
Under the Curse Inducement, it's said that
>exact effects can be nearly anything user can think, ranging from minor annoyances to tortuously extended death.
>How do you win.
But the person can also control HIS luck.
Saitama isn't really unaffected by external influence, for exemple, if it was a tournament, he would've lost when Tats opened that hole on the ground and he fell there.
In a tournament situation and considering any kind of power, Saitama can be beaten, by manipulation, forcing forfeit or WO or by rules.
Sounds pretty OP.
It never specifies what materials my walls are limited to.
>I create a wall of anti-matter.
There is no more tournament to participate in, or planet to hold it on.
- find the most powerful psychic there
- make friends with them, or threaten them with my power
- rig tourney so that i either get matched against psychics, or partner helps me from the sidelines
- promise them a share of the winnings for fairness
>we will never have a generic battle harem with all the anons here as characters
Just imagine this thread as an anime.
>in a tournament
>with reality shaping powers
As the Cursed Ress anon, I know full well that I wouldn't do jack shit there, would be shape shifted into a little girl and raped until mind break
Well, at least I'm not this anon >>135846558
>would be shape shifted into a little girl and raped until mind break
But I want to be shape shifted into a cute shota and raped until mind break.
Well apparently I can just create a weapon out of the condensed energy of multiple galaxies. I feel as though I have a pretty good chance to win the tournament.
>A character with little to no development with only one attribute that stands out
>Being even close to Kenshiro and Guts
Also Saitama would be shit on the floor against Kenshiro
The fact that he is invicible, makes the joke work in the first place.
The entire joke is that he can beat anything with one punch. Anything. No matter what bullshit powers he has, a punch solves it.
And why do you take this shit so seriously? This reminds me a lot of the "nuh uh, superman can beat goku!" discussions children have. What exactly are you trying to prove? That one fictional character can be beaten by another? Is that really worth getting angry about? Rethink your life choices.
>Muh muh joke is invincible
>Why are you taking this seriously
Yeah anon sure.
I wonder that one punch solves it all idea also works for who? Oh wait, Kenshiro.
As long as you are human Kenshiro will one hit kill you.
Entire manga establishes Hokuto Shinken can kill a non Hokuto user person and everyone in a single hit.
Why are you taking your joke manga so seriously? Is it so hard to accept your precious Saitama is not the strongest character in all fiction? Rethink your life choices
No way, these guys are ALWAYS jobbers or random one off bad guys that get destroyed in either a very ironic or very comedic way.
Well, it was kind of a big deal in Tolkien lore and all, I guess.
I guess if you're truly immortal and undying, one day you'll just be stuck experiencing the heat death of the universe and stuck in a neverending eternity of nothingness, but also be aware, and I guess that is worse than death.