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You're now the protagonist of a generic shounen battle harem.
The school tournament is coming up soon and there is a big monetary prize for the winner.
You need the prize money to save your sickly imouto.
This is your new power.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
How do you win.
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I can't win if Saitama is there
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>>135835129
>jotaro and saitama
Heavens door
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amalgamation

I fuse with Saitama and fight using his strength. While he is a part of me he will see my memories and know why i need the money. He will let me keep using his strength so that i can get the money and after that i will seperate him from my body. I will use a part of the money to invite him for a dinner to thank him.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Manipulation

Literally move planets for her.

It really seems useless I can either cause or prevent planetary extinctions.
Fuck with the planet's orbit and tell them if they don't give in to my demands I won't fix it.

Any other ideas?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumption_Psychometry

I don't
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>>135835129
>Draconic Breath
I just huff and puff and suck some dick.
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>>135835129
Why are Kenshiro and Guts there? They wouldn't stand a chance against anyone in pic 2
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>>135835436
>what is musou tensei
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>Nether Manipulation
Maybe destroy some concepts with clever word puns, styling like the devil.

And if I could transcend death then it was easy.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence

Take the money and hope no one shoves me in a calculator
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery
It depends on what the limitations of this power are. I can steal and take any weapon that comes my way. Does this involve temporarily stealing powers? If not then thieving anything can still be extremely helpful. it all depends on how I use it. It isn't a conventional shonen power, and thinking of what I need to steal and in what way could be tricky, but over all it could give me a good shot in actual combat.
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>>135835590
Also I could fucking save my imuoto with this power.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Soul
Fear and insanity inducement
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Destruction

>Universe Fucking Destruction

Imouto status:protected
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>>135835129

>Saitama there

I can't win, but I'd have to hope he'll give me the money to save my sickly imouto.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Magic

I just say "I win" and win. Usless someone has Chaos Magic. If someone there has Chaos Magic then the tournament doesn't matter anymore because now the End Times are upon us.
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>>135835721

>Saitama punches your blast and destroys you
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>people still think Hokuto no Ken was good

Take off your nostalgia goggles
MC had the personnality of a mussle
Characters were cliché
It was over repetitive
Fights were boring
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Essence_Distilling

I touch I win
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regeneration_Manipulation

I drop out of the tourney, I can save her with my ability.
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The user's physical abilities are heightened to the point where they can perform any physical act without difficulty. The user merely needs to imagine themselves doing the act in their mind, then they're able to perform it without any problem. This could range from free running, to juggling swords, to doing multiple back-flips.

I imagine myself one punching everyone
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>>135835836

They'd have to call it a draw I guess.

I'm sure Saitama wouldn't give a shit about the prize money anyway if he heard about your sickly imouto.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enslavement_Kiss

I kiss Saitama and make him beat everyone else up.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation
So, I can basically control all my opponents and make them fight each other. Easy win for me.
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>>135835864

>he punches your kiss and enslaves you
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>>135835836
kek that description

>can do anything
>do backflips
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Manipulation

I make Saitama so lazy that he won't even punch me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Wing_Manifestation

>Power to form wings out of darkness.
>The user has or can form wings out of darkness and use them from transportation to offensive and defensive purposes such as using them as a shield to block oncoming attacks or slicing the user's target with a dark energy sting.

I'll just cut everyone with my edge
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>>135835909

I don't even see why he'd be in the tournament anyway.

He only cares about fighting antagonists.
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>>135835757
>Blast
Saitama aint going anywhere near me. Without a universe, he would have nowhere to be a slob.
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>>135835909
>Implying he wouldn't be so lazy that he is immune to this power and he punches you anyway
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>>135835129
>fire breath
I don't
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>>135835938
aren't we all basically antagonists?
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>>135835864
>Opponents with an Indomitable Will can resist/nullify the user's control

Would not work on Saitama
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charity_Inducement
I make the winner of the tournament use the prize money to save my imouto.
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>>135835951
Maybe I can just make his fist lazy? That should cut his power somewhat
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>>135835972

>You're now the protagonist of a generic shounen battle harem

I mean, you could say going 'against' them makes you an antagonist by definition, but I doubt he'd find you worth fighting.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Constructs

Give up tournament and create myself a huge pile of diamond. Money get, sister saved.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Respiration

Wow. It's literally nothing.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Plane_Lordship

Do I get some cool phrase as well?
>I am the bone of my sward etc etc
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>>135836015

He'll just headbutt you or kick you.
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>>135835129
Where is goku? On the last panel of course.
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you could drop out of the tourney and go look for sunken treasure
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>>135835129
jesus christ im edgy as fuck
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic-Undead_Lord_Physiology
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Manipulation

>RATTLE RATTLE, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE COMES THE CALCIUM!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retrocognition

Blackmail is my only option
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>>135836053
eh, then i'll just use the power on myself and read manga all day. fuck my sister, it's her own fault in the first place.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation

I don't need to, I just use my power to cure my sister.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Breath

I guess I can scare them to the point where they will be willing to give me money and cure my imouto.
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>>135836147
>fuck my sister
YES!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Augmentation

I become Metal Bat and save my imouto
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>>135836147

>throw tournament
>find some rich CEO
>use power on him and ask him to make you CEO since he's in a lazy state and probably doesn't give a shit
>Might not work first time, but somebody in lazy state is bound to be retarded
>get money for sister and enjoy reading manga all day
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Destroyer
>The user can remove an origin from the very concept of reality. Similar to Nonexistence, this power focuses entirely on removing the beginning of a target, effectively destroying all that spawned from the targeted source. Origin Destroyer is most effective against an opponent whose power relies on one's origin.

Holy shit, first time I use this thing and I get the most OP thing ever. I win everything.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Athletics_Empowerment

I'll figure something out.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salt_Transmutation

Just fuck everything up
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>>135835129
>tfw only Saitama and Jotaro would cause problems to Naruto and Sasuke.
feels average man
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>>135836198
See? I'm so lazy that other people work out how to use my power efficiently for me.

life is good.
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>>135836216
>getting Nasuverse-levels of bullshit powers
Fuck
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>>135836235

Enjoy being the best chef and de-icer on the planet.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer

Well this should give me a pretty good chance.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comfort_Inducement
Make opponents feel comfy enough to not want to fight.
then proceed to back stab while they are induced in complete comfort
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>>135835521
>What Massive speed disadvantage
Ichigo is fucked thougt
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Morphing
Can't I just sell my mechanical parts for big bucks?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Mind
I am Batshit insane so idk if I would even protect my imouto. I guess I could beat my opponents by turning them in to a stumbling clumsy fool then beating the shit out of them.
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>>135836268
You need some kind of outfit that goes with that. like a kotatsu, with a dagger sticking out
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection

I cripple my opponents by drowning them in my despair and self-loathing
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Aura
>Force everyone to forfeit
This shit is too easy.
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>>135836330

That wouldn't work on Saitama.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_Creation

Sounds pretty good
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>>135836360

Oh shit, you can't lose nigga.
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>>135836330
>despair
>weakening Guts
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>>135835129
spiritual healing? Why even fight? Just gotta heal my sickly imouto
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>half this shit doesn't work on Saitama

okay which one of you is the saitamafag, or is he really just this retardedly OP? I mean I know he can punch anything in one hit, but what, he's got protection against everything else?
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I decided to do something fun. Create a theoretical 16 bracketed list of said hypothetical tournament. I'll choose up 16 random powers, then we'll see how well I'd do with my individual power.
My power:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Empowerment
Powers of the others in the tournament:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Entity_Creation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Limb_Generation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Durability
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Attacks
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Absorption
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Carbon_Isolation_%26_Formation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spoon_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Aura
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Empowerment
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balloon_Mimicry
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philippine_Deity_Physiology
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Transfusion

How fucked am I exactly?

Who would be the most likely to win and who would be the least likely, and how exactly could I go about beating some of the more OP guys with my current powers? Personally I'm pretty sure the balloon guy is fucked.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Growth_Inducement
>The user can make anything grow, from physical things, (size of being/object, quantity, quality, etc), to conceptual (probability), etc.

I can just use this power to make her chances of living grow until it reaches 100%
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>>135836216
Well, I guess this could defeat Saitama
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>>135836411
pretty much, nothing works on him. motherfucker was punched so hard he flew to the moon, and he just jumped back to earth
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>Attempt 1: Blood Resistance
This only works alongside vampirism! A normal human can't do shit with this.

>Attempt 2: Planetary Dissociation Travel
This is somewhat workable, but it requires absolute positioning. Not winner-worthy.

>Attempt 3: Time Physiology
This seems like a winner-worthy power.
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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortitude_Weakening

Turn invisible and steal the prize money and give it to my little sister.
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>>135835381
Be like Arcueid and moon drop
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>>135836411

He's a parody of everything overpowered.

The gag is that he can be as powerful as he wants.
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>The ability to separate air from anything and everything else
>air
>AIR
>air is literally just the mixture of gases in the atmosphere that involve oxygen, nitrogen and trace amount of a number of other things

Jesus christ this sounds like it was literally written by a 12 year old.

But uh. I'm just going to rip oxygen completely out of everyone entirely. Free wins all the fuck around.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chi_Aura

Huh, guess I can defend myself at least.
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>>135836411
The only thing that hurt him were bad guys in his dreams
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation

What the ...
Who even has this power ?
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>>135835381
The Earth is a planet. You should be able to control everything that comprises it.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Null_Energy_Manipulation

Ehh, generic superpower.
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>>135836436
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER.
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>>135836411

He's so OP he dreams of getting beaten up and having a challenge.
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>>135836492
You can beat saitama with this
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Perception
Would this actually help at all? It's not like I can slow down time.
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>>135836518

nvm I saw it at the bottom of the page.
Well, guess I'll just blow everyone's atoms up and win ?
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>>135836518
Scroll down
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Periodic_Table_Powers

I can't beat Saitama with this. Might go fap. What's a sickly imouto?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Life_Inducement
The possibilities are mugen.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Immunity
Just get some good scientific test on my blood to find the cure to whatever disease she might have, then proceed to sell it for a few gorillion dollars.
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>>135835129
Ah fuck it, I'll have no chance on w-


powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Object

Oh wow, I've already won. Even Saitama can't win with this bullshit I have.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Empowerment
Who the fuck is responsible to coming up with so made up thing? I give up imouto dies.
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Axis User from Tower of god ?
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortitude_Weakening

LITERALY THE SHITTIEST POWER.
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>>135836528
>>135836453
Yeah, like it's shape and orbit and other shit.
Seems like it would do more harm than good.

But I could win probably just using gravitational manipulation.
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>>135836137
Í lost it
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Detection

I distract Saitama by telling him about a super rare deal in a supermarket on the other side of the planet. that should keep him busy enough
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>>135836651

There's 2 ways you could go with this - either be completely good and provide disease immunity for the world.

Or take over big pharma, use it for financial + power and enjoy building a dynasty for your family.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Constructs

What do I do? Sell bones or medical colleges or make a dildo for imouto?
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You guys thought you have a useless power against Saitama? Check this shit out

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alopecia_Projection

>The user can induce baldness on their opponents in a way that could serve as a diversion or a distraction in serious situations. Most effective against opponents who use their hair for offensive purposes.

I can't make him balder! I could make my sister bald though...
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Door_Manipulation
>Shape, compress, liquefy and/or otherwise manipulate doors.

I melt the valves in my opponents heart, since they are arguably doors.
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>>135836798

Maybe it would make him go insane because he's even balder?!
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>Purple Fire Manipulation

So close.
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>>135836829
Well, your ass is a door too, so you could make shit themselves i guess?
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>https://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Accumulation

I guess I can use this to slow down saitama's punches?
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>>135836863
i could also give them a boner, but that wouldn't win me the tournament.
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>>135836886
Depends on the tournament, wink wink nudge nudge
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Caterpillar_Physiology
I don't know man, use sleep powder or some shit?
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>>135836886

>give Saitama a boner
>he kills everyone with it accidentally
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation
How far could I bullshit with this?
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Manipulation
I'm basically fucking God. A million Saitamas wouldn't be enough.
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>>135836245
Not even Jotaro. I mean, Star Platinum hurts alot, but can Star Platinum level an entire mountain seconds? Because thats the kind of bullshit attacks that Naruto and Sasuke regularly deal with.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication

hey God can you help a nigga out?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Preservation
I can't win, but I can save my imouto. So why bother?
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>>135837032
Don't you care about your imouto?
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>>135837070

He means he would not do the tournament and just save her with his powers.
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>>135836958
There's few characters that can be completely free of guilt; they may as well be forces of nature.

Aside from that, Talk no Jutsu them into showing guilt from anything, and you win.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Bomb_Generation
does sending opponents or into a black hole counts as a win ?
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>>135835129
>Beginning Dominance

What does this even mean?
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>>135836882
Would literally make you inmune to all sorts of physical attacks because the resulting acceleration from getting punched would just be accumulated instead.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magneto-Graviton_Manipulation

I just condese all the participants in a point, then shove it in imoutos sickly ass. Win.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
>the ability to handle all situations
IT JUST WERKS
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis
Time for Sunfall
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation
Unlock everyone's full power then
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Experience_Mimicry
I break my limit.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniverse_Manipulation

I think i will win ..

Just think tho.
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>>135837102

It should do, although Saitama would get out of it somehow.
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>Identity Creation
>you can implant new memories in other people, making themselves part of their lives either as family or friends

Hmm, I can just make some rich guy believe I am his beloved son.

And I can also make every girl in the school believe I am their beloved boyfriend and make them all pregnant.

This is not really a heroic power.
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>>135837105
Think of a goal: your power allows the necessary sequence of events to achieve it. Such as winning the tournament or saving your imouto.
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>>135837106
So I can become as OP as saitama if he punches me with his hardest punch?
Or I can absorb the acceleration of the sick imoutos disease so that she can function normally because I'll slow her disease to the point of irrelevance
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>>135835938
Money
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>>135837012
my nigga
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>>135837100
So I'm fucked if there's even one person who doesn't give a fuck that I can't take in a fist fight.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Stellar_Manipulation

What the fuck kind of star is that? Dark destructive evil star energy? Am I gonna have to blow up star systems?
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>>135836798
I kek'd
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>>135837254

Only from being a hero though.

That's the question - would beating up another protagonist still make him a hero? Would the others be the antagonist/evil?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Foam_Manipulation

>User can manipulate quantum foam, the smallest level and foundation of reality, from which all things in existence originally emerged.

I'll just change reality so that my sis never got sick, which makes the tournament moot. If Saitama tries to stop me, I'll change reality so that a single, long, curly hair sprouts from his otherwise bald head. He would either be completely disgusted, shocked or happy. Either way, distracted enough not to punch me
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity

cool
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>>135837277

I.e. Saitama - this was even tried on him by mooks and he literally doesn't give a shit.
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>>135836798
You dumbass! What if you told Saitama that if he forfeited you would make the world be as bald as him???
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>>135837357
Don't talk to me like that or you'll be bald next.
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>>135837357

Holy fuck, you'd also have him as your bro forever too.
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>>135837308
Antagonists aren't necessarily evil. Two heroes can have conflicting methods towards a solution, where the stronger method wins out.
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>>135835129
That picture is pure cancer.
Might as well use the word manime unironically.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnificence
Well would you look at that, I don't even need to device a plan.
Rerolling for a challenge
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diligence_Embodiment
From overpowered to literally nothing and I'm lazy in the first place.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Asura_Form

I will rip and tear, I guess.
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>>135837357

You do know this would mean you'd make your imouto bald too right?

Fuck that.
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>>135837407

I know, I'm aware of the difference between antagonists and villains/evil.

I just added evil since in OPM that's the whole emphasis of the heroes.
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i would turn into cthulu and bring upon the reptilian revolution
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Activation_%26_Deactivation

>This can sometimes be used to activate and deactivate powers
>Biologically a user of this power could activate or shutdown vital organs

It means nothing, Saitama will shrug it off somehow. And I will be baffled and screaming hack and asspull before the killing blow.
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>>135837410
It is cancer, but only because the three on the bottom half of the pic would wreck all four of the top half with utter ease.
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Make my acid slime eat everyone, save imouto, enjoy harem.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment
Guess I'm gonna lose because of my own hope hindering my fighting ability and then destroy the place after getting several powerlevels when my imouto dies. Edgy.
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>>135835129
/Dragon_Soul

can live with that
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism

Boring but maybe I can win if it's sports tournament, otherwise I just try to be beaten buy people with coolest power.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Erinaceomorph_Physiology

I lose and look like a Sonic OC while doing it
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/Jabberwock_Physiology

Quite odd but rather vanilla powers, probably have to play to the strenghts of also being bizarrely scary to have a chance.
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>>135837727
Wow, I feel sorry for you man. You can't even go fast
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>>135835129

there is literally nothing worse than the Naruto/Bleach fags who graduated to "muh srs seinen" manga fags.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Treachery_Inducement
I'm fucked
This power never works on anyone that is smart enough to figure it out
At the most I'm just a weekly villain that gets beat by someone more important
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloudportation

Fuck the tournament, time to explore the universe.
For the money I can just bring some rocks from mars or some precious materials/stuff from some corner of the universe.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celedon_Physiology

Forfeit, abandon my imouto

now I am the imouto

Alternatively, sacrifice a limb since ya know, gold and everything.
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>>135835129
>Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Antimatter_Manipulation

Whelp. How do I avoid killing myself if I am confined to tournament grounds? If I could snipe from several kilometers away I could actually do something.
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The power to summon empathic entities. Advanced combination Summoning and Empathy.
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>Ambition Manipulation
>basically Haki
I'm good
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement

I give Saitama hair.

I win.
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>>135835943
He punches the universe and fixes it like you would a television.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

I think im good.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Culinary_Intuition

This can't even be used offensively.

I guess I could get a job and earn the money myself.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gut_Storage

Eat a entire arsenal of weaponry (rocket launchers, assault rifles, grenades, tear gas, and so on) and just go spray and pray?
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>>135837873
Make really low amounts of it. The tricky part is getting it to where you want without it touching the air or anything else away from it. So you better be able to create it where you want it.

Alternatively, just sell a bit of it
>$62.5 trillion per gram of antihydrogen
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>>135836247
Your future is bright Anon-kun. Use it wisely
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crustacean_Physiology

I'm Keiji now. Don't care even if I lose the tournament, I have Asimov's regeneration and Keiji's punches and vision.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Dhampir_Physiology
I chose supernatural beauty and seduce all my opponents. Then kill them with a backstab when they are defenseless.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Justice_Manipulation
Well, that was easy.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unity

They can have the prize money.
My imouto is simply not sick anymore.
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>>135838143
Can't you use it wisely for me instead? Using my lazy powers seems like so much work.
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>>135836235
I didn't know League of Legends was a superpower
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>>135836235
Start a Salt enterprise and get tons of money. Problem solved
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation
Well, just do nothing.
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>>135838047
>This can't even be used offensively.
You need the mindset that everything can be an ingredient, then work from there.
Cannibalization = cutting up live humans
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Essence_Distilling

Basically, shit. Not to mention belong to a sub
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Electrical Resurrection
Find the grave of a strong warrior and resurrect them.

Offer them a free hat if they serve me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demonic-Undead_Physiology This might work.
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>>135835129
>Get one punched by onepunch man, become invincible jew.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Empowerment
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>>135836360
The medicine your sister need but cartoon version. It stills medicine after all.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Lordship I can cure her without winning.
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>>135836427
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Entity_Creation
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spoon_Manipulation
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balloon_Mimicry
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Transfusion

My fucking god these powers. Trying hard not to lose it on the train to fucking 'Sword Arm'. Jesus Christ.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conductivity_Manipulation

I make the air around the opponents super conducive electrocuting them on the spot.
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>>135835129
>Ability Transcendence

I would learn really basic moves from a dojo then upgrade them to be world breaking attacks. If I have to, I'll pick up some extra moves from friends for other stupid upgrades.

Zero effort, zero risk of losing.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lexiconicy

I can draw so I'd draw a Saitama and make him come to life to fight for me
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>>135838382
Oh shit what does happen when Saitama hits someone like that
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Randomization

I just wish for the best
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Magic
And suddenly I'm an edge lord. I guess I can submit all the normies np but the higher tiers have enough guts to no-sell my power.
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>>135838534
Power overload. You know the trope, x makes character y stronger, but if you keep pumping x into him, sooner or later he will burst at the seems and implode.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instilled_Knowledge
Bestow myself with the knowledge of all my opponents weaknesses.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Breath
Too common I guess :/??
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Manipulation
I think I may be fine.
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>>135838534
You would die before feeling any pain.

That's kind of like Metal Bat
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>>135838608
Instead of finding a more efficient way of earning money than a tournament or simply saving your imouto yourself? You want the thrill of battle?
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>>135838434
Balloon Mimicry and Sword arm are the fucking funniest. God bless the asshole who got stuck with Balloon Mimicry.
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>>135837235
Think of everything in some kind of scale, with numeric value of course. Equal the acceleration of Saitama's punch to 0 I guess?
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>>135838017
>I think I'm god.

Fixed that for you
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>>135838047
>This can't even be used offensively.
Toriko would disagree with this
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stagnation

This power is confusing as fuck. Can I stop power growth or what?
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>>135835129
>Zero point energy manipulation
I have no fucking idea but with MC plot armor it'll probably be OP as fuck.
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>>135837206
Are you saying that his power manipulates reality to achieve what he wants?
Holy fuck....
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>>135836285
>Ichigo is fucked
>The faggot that moves faster than Ichibei who has almost mach 4000 speed is fucked
>Because of a hypersonic faggot like Kenshiro

bait
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doll_Manipulation

I quit the tournament and live with a harem of soulless, moving fucktoys. Become an antagonist desperately trying to find a way to make dolls with an actual soul due to years of isolation and desensitization to moving dolls. Start treating humans and dolls and serial-killing them in a vain attempt at discovering tangible clues to the human soul.

MC shows up and tells me I'm not living life correctly. Punches me so hard I seemingly die, then I am consumed by my own dolls in an ironic twist of fate.

Let's face it, puppet masters are never good guys. This is the type of tragic story you'd expect.

I come back two arcs later as a grown man in a little girl doll body and top character polls forever
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>>135837205
You could manipulate doctors minds to think your imouto is President's daughter, it will turn into a VIP
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>>135838771
You can stop movement or thought processes since that requires change.
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>>135837517
You could 'deactivate' his baldness and would be your friend (maybe)
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Empowerment
If it's for my imouto, it's worth it, right?
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Creation and Destruction Embodiment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_and_Destruction_Embodiment
I don't think I will have an issue. I can create a new imouto if anything happens.
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>>135838258
You would be too lazy to transfer your power to me...
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>>135836330
Guts, Saitama, Naruto and the others are confused as to why you're screaming 'CRAAAWWWLIIING IN MY SKIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEAAL!'
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>>135837205
>This is not really a heroic power.
Certainly not if that's all you can think about.
>Instill new personalities on all the world's leaders
>Create world peace and a utopia
Problem is getting into contact with them but that's hardly an obstacle really when you can make yourself rise to prominence via gradually more influental people.
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>>135839079
good point
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>>135838676
Men are born in the heat of battle anon.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Image_Projection

guess I'll conjure my waifu along with the reward ride off into the sunset. The tournament can go fuck itself

Better yet, I'll just conjure a less shitty imouto altogether
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>>135835129

life aspect manifestation

can induce any type of behaviour on someone or feel the behavioral benefits. Induce severe depression, and hope they off themselves. That's all i got.
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>>135839408
You trumped every other power in this thread.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi_Strike
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>>135836829
Or you could punch people so hard they become doors.
You win that tournament, then you create another one where other people like you compete on who can punch the best door possible.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coral_Physiology
I'm ded
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Mimicry

Fitting power for a trash like me
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Morphing

I guess i'm a S-Class then.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment

don't even participate just cure my imouto myself
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/God_Hand
Fitting, considering my right arm is kinda ripped from jerking off 24/7
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cursed_Resurrection

I don't, but I can kinda save my sister, I just need to give her some small curse like her hair will be forever white or losing the movement of the left pinky or something like that.

And no, I obviously can't kill Saitama (invulnerable) or Jotaro (Platinum Star) to ress and use them.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Charging
>Pic related
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>>135840058
Just make her shadow pink
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability

Well, this tournament is not going to get me anywhere.
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>>135840058
But what if such minor "curses" wouldn't really cut it?
Would you still do it if it'd have to be something like infertility or extreme frailty or paraplegia or blindness?
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>>135835129
>Blood Marionette

Man, I'm fucking set. I don't think I even need a plan.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Determination_Embodiment
It would be a great fight at least.
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>>135835129
So why exactly is fucking Saitama standing there with actually good protagonists
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>>135835129
>Vice inducement
Make the opponent too lazy to fight and have them surrender

KEEEEK
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>>135837429
>literally nothing

You're literally a better version of Rakudai's protagonist. Train everyday and win everything through sheer DETERMINATION
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>>135840531
He is literally the best protagonist there but I don't expect a simple pleb like yourself from reddit to understand that.
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>>135835129
Come at me scrubs.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
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>>135838382

I think you have to actually survive the attack. If not, all you need to do is to put a hand grenade in your mouth and bite down.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance

I guess I just look at them. Although I don't know if I'd get the prize money if I kill them.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation
who reality manipulation here
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>>135840726
Nice meme, I'm sure your pals at Reddit and Tumblr will absolutely love it friendo!
Really though, fuck off with your cancer.
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>>135838434
>>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balloon_Mimicry

Man, I can just imagine the scene. You have Guts just staring at the guy who's turned himself into a balloon, with a combination of bone-deep distrust and pity.

> "Aren't - Aren't you going to hit him?"
> "I know. I know! But it feels like a vaguely demeaning use for a good sword."
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Surgery

I quit and cure my sister my self.
Then proceed to cure more people for small fees of course (just enough to pay the rent and food).
Then i teach the skill to proper surgeons and make it as widespread as possible.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Manipulation

Imouto is safe.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Foreign_Material_Manipulation

So yeah, I won ...
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>taking the money and running
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remolding

Why am I even participating in the contest?
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Augmentation

I proceed to agument my sister so she isn't sick any longer.
Then proceed to boosto my way through my life.
Heck i might enter the competition for fun.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnation

I'm lazy so I use reality warping to make it so I won.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Cuteness

I guess I just tilt my head a lot and say nonsensical cute words repeatedly.
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>>135840930
>Monetary Manipulation
>Sick imouto
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>>135840951

Teleportation is really the most stupidly useful power of all time.
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>>135835129 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Fire_Generation try and shove some blue fire down Saitama's throat and hope he is flammable on the inside. The rest are all fodder before me.
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>>135841098
It worked for Garou. Saitama let him go because he was just "sweet".
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>>135841244
Not even. Teleportation loses it's usefulness if you can just make whatever you want happen a reality. That's why anything that grants you reality manipulation or an effect similar to it is so stupidly broken.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Strength

I am Saitama. gg
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_World_Manipulation

Sounds powerful, but I'll just use shadow teleportation to get the money needed.
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>>135841400

Yeah, but that's REALITY MANIPULATION. Any other power, you can simply - at the very least - run away. If you can teleport people, you can teleport the other dude into a brick wall. At the very least, you can teleport him to the Sahara and LEAVE HIM THERE.

If he somehow manages to get back to you, you send him to the bottom of the ocean. Or Mars. If he survives that, you unleash your ultimate technique and send him to Detroit.
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>>135841417
But you won't be able to beat him, you'll just be evenly matched.
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>>135840951
>teleport matter/energy from one location to another without physical contact
>Known Users: Obito Uchiha
what
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>>135841572
I'll strike his weak spot. Call him baldy. He gets depressed and rekt.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnation
I think I got a decent chance with this power
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>>135841554

> If he survives that, you unleash your ultimate technique and send him to Detroit.

fifty keks
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Negation
>mfw
Guess I don't need to enter the tournament.
Imouto and I shall live on
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>>135841708
>strike his weak point
Does he even have one? Calling him bald is only going to make him mad.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Movement_Manipulation
Well, I'll just manipulate Saitama's attacks to kill others then I can kill Saitama too.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
so basically i become a lovecraftian imout healing harem mc martial artist
neat
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>>135841768
I guess supermarket deals are his weakness
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Difference_Manipulation

I think I won the superpower lottery
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnid_Manipulation

Mother fucker I'm an arachnophobe
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement

I just need to save my imouto, right? Just make them jealous of my imouto protecting trait. The winner will pay for her medical bills and feel good about it too, so everyone will be happy in the end!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Speed

Heh
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>>135841908
You might be able to make him give up if you say there's a sale happening. Or it could back fire and have him finish things quickly.
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>>135841923
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>>135840850
>No u
Amazing comeback sorry you have shit taste.
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Not including Lucy in the shine. Fags?
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>>135842070
Luffy/ shonen

Christ Apple auto correct fuck you
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Saitama basically beats any power there is, except maybe reality manipulation. And I'm sure he would punch reality as well.
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>>135841923

But Anon, the spiders love you! They just want to be near you and around you and inside you forever and ever and ever.
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>>135841708

No, here's how it goes. You hit him, and he hits you, and you hit him again, and this goes on until both of you get kind of pissed, and you hit each other with the punchiest punch ever and the world cracks in half.

Good job, asshole.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Force_Manipulation
>tfw broken power

I nuke the shit out of that tournament.
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>>135835129
If it's a school tournament, how/why would other shounen protagonists enter? And if I'm the protagonist, do I even need a power to win against a group of nobodies?
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychometric_Ability_Replication

I ask to go last.
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>>135835129
>Gas Manipulation
I make saitama lose the only way gag characters lose.

Out memeing them, I make him fart whenever he's about to punch.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption
This is some OP Accel-kun level shit right here. If divine/reality warping powers have KE then I'm fucking set.
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>>135842240
Do you know what meme means?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Musicianship

I do what any mortal would do and bust a massive monster mama jam.
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>>135842162
Destroying everything around is bad idea. Respecting each other's strengh, we'll become best buddies and divide prize. Everyone is happy.
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>>135842248
>can absorb multiple saitama punches because he doesn't know your power
>release all at once
gg no re
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virus_Mimicry

that's nasty as fuck
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>>135836411
his entire shtick is that he's so unbelievably overpowered that nothing can touch him. He doesn't belong in any even semi-serious discussion, since he's broken as fuck by design. He's always multitudes stronger than the plot will ever need him to be
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oversized_Attacks

Guess I blow up the whole Planet
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>>135842346
>implying Saitama wouldn't produce too much KE for my ability to handle or some shit
GAG CHARACTER ANON
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Soup

I win by default I guess
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_Immunity
i guess i can beat that girl from medaka box or kirby
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>>135842474
Saitama doesn't kill humans, so he'll try to use just enough power to knock you out. That amount of KE would be tolerable and strengthen you. Considering you won't go down, he increases the strength of his punches slowly by each punch. As the punches get harder, you'll grow stronger too.

Let's hope he won't see you as a monster, though.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subjective_Reality
Pretty easy i'd say
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Well that was easy
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>tin mimicry

Just fucking turn into a popcan and get the fuck out
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>>135841554
Sure, unless the guy has super speed, FTL reflexes, can rearrange matter or energy at will, or shoot fucking lasers. Then he kills you in the time it takes your brain to process the teleport. Or better yet, they have some form of time manipulation and kill you before you even knew you would fight them. Point is, that even teleport has it's weaknesses, even if it is incredibly convenient. Not good enough to be considered the most stupidly useful power, even if it is damn good.

Then again, sending people to Detroit is pretty fucking scary.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Double_Hit_Kill
JUST
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Fecundity
Fuck my way through the tournament?
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>>135843287
Congrats, you're Two Punch Guy.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desire_Form
holy shit I am op
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Travel

step aside plebs.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Bestowal
kek literally don't do have to do anything
and I'm master at that
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_Manipulation

Pff I solo, like a docile winter catfish
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>>135843554
Even time travel is small time with some of the shit here anon. Just look at some of the powers with "absolute" in their names.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murderous_Possession

so I become a yandere?
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>Amaterasu
Pretty sure I'll do fine.
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>>135835815
YOU ARE SHOCK!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Opposites_Embodiment

Transcend baby
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>>135835129 powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Form so I'm a generic shounen protag vs OPM
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>>135843831
Wrong pic
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>>135843720
i know anón, but nothing beats time travel
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>>135843726
No anon kun, it says you need to get yandere'd
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>>135844029
I'm pretty sure being omnipotent or, hell, stealing the entirety of the time-space continuum beats good old time travel.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Ears
I listen to music and battle with my rythm, while also being aware of my enemy/incoming cars.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dungeon_Manipulation

I stick them in a dungeon, thats really all I can do.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Combat

can't match up with saitama so no chance
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Sense

Fuck it.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fictional_Mimicry
gg
shit tier power though
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Manipulation
Yeah.......
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation

I'm still fucked aren't I?
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>>135844388
nerd
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Nullification

gg
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Bomb_Generation
This is the chuunist shit, but it's pretty straight forward in that I just chuck shadow grenades everywhere.
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Easy.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clay_Transmutation
I'd make some kick ass pots and do some other clay stuff
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Shield_Construction

- I rush up on people and quickly create dozens of miniature shields all around key joints, rendering my opponents immobile
- Jab with my fingers and leave shield close to eyes, both blinding them with the light and leaving a solid construct that they have to be careful not to poke themselves with
-As my finishing move I leave a hardened light shield in their mouths so that they can't move without destroying their teeth, and they won't be able to destroy it without at least cutting off their own tongue

...in theory.
Honestly it's better if I just hope to get team-based events
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate-Self_Learning

How do I even? Even if I became a jedi unless I interacted with someone who could take me to alternative dimensions I would be fucked.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Empathy

its time to give poison to the bald faggot
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>>135844743
...I really should proofread before I hit submit, the tooth thing was supposed to be replaced by the tongue destruction
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>>135835129
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Blade_Construction

Depending on the mechanics of said swords, I go full Shirou and be the bone of my sword or go full Vergil with blistering swords action.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Empowerment
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>almighty object
>item that grants omnipotence to fulfil every desire

nigga the fuck?why would i join some dumb tourney when im god?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_Manipulation

Wow japan is really going to rally behind me.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Reload
Looks like I just have to brute force it with attempts until I win
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Combat

Too gay for me
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>>135835129
Jotaro doesnt belong there.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Absorption
Easily.
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>currency generation
I don't even need to enter to save my impute
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>>135844426
wait does this mean I can have plot armor?
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Erasure

I win
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>>135845371
*imouto
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Darkness_Manipulation

well I'd hope that I would be fine, if this is benevolent then I could just heal my sickly imouto and not have to deal with fighting anyone.
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>>135840470
That IS a hard choice, yes, that's why I said "kinda". I put some thought into it, since the site doesn't specify what kind of curses I can use and the only hint is " weaker than thr person was".

I'd do it, but only if the curse doesn't affect her free will in any case, her happiness of being alive and her personality.

I have no problem taking care of my blind or paraplegic imouto myself, but if it's a desease that she can't even leave the hospital or if she turns into some kind of doll, I wouldn't
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Infusion

Maybe just fight my hardest? Controlling elements gives me a lot of offensive and defensive tactics at my disposal, but no real single match setter.

Gotta give it my all for my 妹.
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TIME TO SAVE MY IMOUTE!!!!!!!!!
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Disruption
By pure luck I guess?
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>>135835590
Like in medaka box?
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"Because the user can emit magic, using the magic themselves could be overpowered and could make it harder to control".
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>>135845701
I can't fucking lose. I'm a fucking OP Aizen who has no chance of fucking losing. I'm fucking God.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Constructs
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>>135835129
>True Love's Kiss
I apparently don't.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thanatos_Embodiment

For the sake of my imouto, I will become death itself
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Empowerment

Move the stage to Switzerland and maybe I have a shot
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Creation
Easy as fuck
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jet_Propulsion
I wear a pointy helmet and pointy gloves and crash into people super hard
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Aura
Damn I'm so edgy
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>>135846128
fuck lmao
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Resurrection

I guess I have infinite attempts on anything I do, so probably that
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>>135842116
Maube that's why OP gave the condition of "tournament" instead shit like "they have the cure and you have to beat them for it."

By being a tournament, it implies rules like
>you lose if you step outside the ring/the bounds

So even powers like teleport or lucky/destiny manipulation would make an easy win, by forcing them lose by rules instead of simply power
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>hydro-telekinesis
so...I'm a waterbender.
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>>135846243
Saitama would just punch the ring, so that it expands and covers the OOB area.

Face it, you can't win.
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>>135842356
Holy
FUCK

>disease imouto
>this power
>a tournament

Nigga that's some serious villain/tragic hero choice
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>>135846279
You're like a Psychic Adam Sandler
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anxiety_Inducement

There's only one way this goes.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_Manipulation
I think I won
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>evolution
Isn't spider silk one of the strongest organic materials?
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>>135844426
>>135845394
Yes, you literally got a self-induced plot armor, in theory
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality t-that's good i guess
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetokinetic_Regeneration
I guess I can try to push them out of bounds while healing. Or try to absorb the iron in their blood.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity
I'm pretty much a toon character.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation

Welp, this is gonna be easy.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sapient_Race_Creation

Fuck the Tournament, I have someone take a fall for me, create a companion that can grant me immortality, create a sentient space ship, and get the fuck outta here.
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>>135846558
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality
...This is a power how?
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>>135836411
No he isn't. He is basically a flying brick far above the others.Don't listen to these fags.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Wing_Manifestation

ORE WA GUNDAM
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>>135846676
Depends on the setting. In a world where everyone is immortal, mortality could be something that is valued and envied.
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>>135835129
>Daniel Jojockson

nice
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enslavement_Branding

Most fucking boring shounen ever
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>>135835129
This shit is useless.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Viewing
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remaking

Why do I need this money again
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>>135835873
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation

> Limitations: Apathy

Saitama's got you there
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lateral_Repulsion
Assuming force out is a win con, touch arena to repel opponent and propel him out in air combat or something
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation
I sweep them like the author's pet I am.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Easter_Entity_Physiology

>applications: fertility inducement --> Associations: Sexual inducement aka lust inducement.

Sister status: protected.

I'd just have them butt-fuck eachother into oblivion.

Alternatively:
Onepunch anal fisting
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>>135836427
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philippine_Deity_Physiology

what the fuck nigga
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nothing personnell, kid
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>>135844388
>altering/breaking laws of physics through manipulating equations.
Seems useful to me.
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>>135847314
Brush your teeth, faget.
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>>135846749
Makes sense if it's a world in which everyone's sick of living or tortured continuously, but the ability to disappear from existance permanently in a regular world doesn't seem very appealing.
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>>135847393
That's what I mean. What if the setting is literal hell, and everyone is tortured for all eternity, without the sweat release of death? They would be pretty jealous of your mortality, wouldn't they.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Scrying
I perceive I'm about to get my ass kicked.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mentifery
>The power to turn one's thoughts and imagination into reality. The original and purest form of Reality Warping.
>User can bend reality via their thoughts and imagination, they can change any and all aspects of reality, allowing them to achieve nearly anything simply by willing it.
>is both Reality Warping's strongest form and purest expression, allowing the user to directly achieve any desired change on thought alone, both rational and irrational alike, unhindered by the need for templates, materials, or proxies.

literally one of the most broken powers to have.
I can either:
A) Imagine Saitama dead and win the tournament
Or B) Cure my little sister just by thinking of it.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biological_Explosion
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>Probability Computation
I leave my comrades and get into usury and hedonism.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus_Physiology

Use ero-kawaii appeal and the righteousness of my cause to convince Ken and Saitama (and maybe, just maybe Jotaro and Guts) to let me win. Fuck the rest to death.

Or, as a saner alternative, just seduce some rich guy into paying for my imouto's treatment.
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the time has come and so have I
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>>135847459
Eh, fair enough.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Closure

I become the perfect martial artist by closing all openings in my technique, and closing my heart off from empathy for my opponent.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Randomization

Wait, doesn't that mean i have to basically reroll? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creation

Get my shit pushed in by saitama and guts seeing they fight this shit on a daily basis.
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>Literally this fucking guy
Fuck.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Story_Shifting
I literally have plot armor as a power.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strong_Heart
>In a Shounen.

With the power of friendship and plot.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Negation

Useful in a side deck
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Will

If I was as luck in real life as I'm with this random shit on that page, I would be happy.
Every time someone brings it up, I end up rolling some OP shit.
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>>135847960
>implying Saitama's punches can't pierce plot armor
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Potential_Creation
>the potential created takes shape according to each receivers specific nature and personality.
So basically with my mood of almost everyday im gonna Heiwajima Shizuo the shit out of my enemies...i think im fucked.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eclipse_Manipulation
>Can control solar and lunar energy during an eclipse
Well if the tournament takes place during an eclipse I have somewhat of a fighting chance. I'm fucked if it doesn't though
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>>135848089
And after a respin I end up being literally God.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Mimicry
Well, my power is fucking shit.

>>135835174
What if it's a mosquito swatting competition?
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Micro-Oxygen_Manipulation

I don't know what this means, but it sounds very cool.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hakaishin_Physiology

Can't I just talk Saitama, Guts, or Jotaro into letting me win for my imouto?
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>imperceptibility
I already have this power.
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>>135836745
being altruistic is fucking dumb
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>IMPERCEPTIBILITY
I already have this power.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fictional_Mimicry
You niggers can all go home, I win hands down
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aeromancy
I guess I just ask?
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>>135839133
>influence your locals into thinking you are super cool dude
>do something semi-relevent, so some news station gets interested in you
>influence them into thinking you are truly the best dude ever
>become a celebrity
>viral yourself further
easy peasy lyfe
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Ball_Projection
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
I'm done.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Refining

FIRST, I refine myself to my ultimate form.
THEN, I refine all of their powers to their absolute max, for the ultimate challenge.

THIS WILL BE THE BEST SCHOOL TOURNAMENT EVER.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

Also, I refine my imouto back to health, because I can.
>mfw
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Finnish_Deity_Physiology

>Finnish Deity Physiology
Cycling through different gods powers would be pretty dope.
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>>135835129
Physical law immunity

I am saitama
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>>135846323
A "Destiny/Lucky control" power would make you keep falling over ring pieces, and Saitama would be losing foot himself if he did that.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Part_Swapping

>replace my ass with opponent face
>sit

Except if the other anons are my opponents.
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>>135835129
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>>135849554
Come on now, that's not really a challenge.

The rule is easy to break, think about it. All you need to do is to punch the ground and surf on the chunks of the ground that fly away. as long as you are always on that piece of ground, you are in-bounds and don't break the rules.

Even if somebody controls your luck, it won't change shit because this is more a matter of skill.
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>>135847323
If he knows math that is.

And the street name sign captcha is fucked again.
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>>135840058
>>135840470
No, that anon can use minor curses, he just didn't read everything.
His power is the combination of Ressurection and Curse Inducement.

Under the Curse Inducement, it's said that
>exact effects can be nearly anything user can think, ranging from minor annoyances to tortuously extended death.
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>>135835129
>How do you win.

Pic related

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
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>>135849677
But the person can also control HIS luck.

Saitama isn't really unaffected by external influence, for exemple, if it was a tournament, he would've lost when Tats opened that hole on the ground and he fell there.

In a tournament situation and considering any kind of power, Saitama can be beaten, by manipulation, forcing forfeit or WO or by rules.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rubber_Mimicry

Not bad not bad at all
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>>135849974
He would still bullshit his way through, don't forget that his secondary power is being a gag character. Luck can't beat comedy.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Manipulation

Sounds pretty OP.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Attacks
If i can suffocate people with this i could win against saitama provided his anaerobic respiration isn't so goddamn efficient
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>>135835129
YES
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Elimination
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>>135850099
Bad luck is one of the easiest ways to create comedy. A gag character can go either way.
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>>135835129
Possess the big bad if the series i guess?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murderous_Possession>>135835129
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>>135849972
so you're going fuck them all to death?
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
It never specifies what materials my walls are limited to.
>I create a wall of anti-matter.
There is no more tournament to participate in, or planet to hold it on.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Psychic_Presence

- find the most powerful psychic there
- make friends with them, or threaten them with my power
- rig tourney so that i either get matched against psychics, or partner helps me from the sidelines
- promise them a share of the winnings for fairness
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Utilitarian_Embodiment

Moderation on this wiki is shit. So gay I laughed with Saitama and doomed imouto.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Empowerment

so i can jerk off to increase my strength right?
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>>135838159
its a tournament you dipshit
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>>135849614
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>>135850693
if you pay me i can rig the tournament for you.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Mind
I might aswell just bring the apocalipse to the planet.
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conditional_Power

I'm fucked if it's something vague
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>>135836360
You could just make your 2d waifu real
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>we will never have a generic battle harem with all the anons here as characters
Just imagine this thread as an anime.
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>>135835436

Guts has to beat the brokenest thing ever, he should be able to handle ninjas and ghosts
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>>135851479
>in a tournament
>with anons
>from /a/
>with reality shaping powers

As the Cursed Ress anon, I know full well that I wouldn't do jack shit there, would be shape shifted into a little girl and raped until mind break

Well, at least I'm not this anon >>135846558
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orang_Minyak_Physiology

I win
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>>135851810
>would be shape shifted into a little girl and raped until mind break
But I want to be shape shifted into a cute shota and raped until mind break.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Constructs

....Guess I'm an edgelord, now.
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>>135846676
if someone can swap or share powers, it might be useful vs immortal beings like vampires and maybe even gods.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_Absorption

I guess I win this, huh.
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>>135852567
>gods
Depends on the types.
Monoteistic gods are omnipotent.
They are basically immune to any and all powers so that wouldn't work.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Arm

This isn't going to be enough.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutrality_Force_Manipulation
What the fuck even is this?
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>Weaponry refinement
What exactly is considered a 'weapon'?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

Well apparently I can just create a weapon out of the condensed energy of multiple galaxies. I feel as though I have a pretty good chance to win the tournament.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodiment

Guess I can skip the tournament arc.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniverse_Manipulation

ok
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment

gg
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>>135838801
>Hypersonic
>Just hypersonic
You do realize how fast Kenshiro is at the end of HnK 2?
Also
>Musou Tensei
No one in that pic can survive against Kenshiro
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>>135842061
>Saitama
>A character with little to no development with only one attribute that stands out
>Being even close to Kenshiro and Guts
Also Saitama would be shit on the floor against Kenshiro
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>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dungeon_Manipulation
>Trap Manipulation - Manipulate traps inside dungeons

Guess I can cross Jotaro off the list
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>>135855233
You really don't understand what a gag character is, huh. sad, really.
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>>135848458
Got this
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation
Can i be your side kick?
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>>135850099
Being a gag character is not a power
There are so many powers that can beat comedicpower
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Empowerment

Literally the power of friendship, and I'm literally fucked.
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>>135855288
You really don't understand Hokuto Shinken is invincible, a joke like that does not have hope to defeat it
Sad, really.
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>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
1 step away from omnipotence
Get fucked single hit lad
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>>135855521
The fact that he is invicible, makes the joke work in the first place.
The entire joke is that he can beat anything with one punch. Anything. No matter what bullshit powers he has, a punch solves it.

And why do you take this shit so seriously? This reminds me a lot of the "nuh uh, superman can beat goku!" discussions children have. What exactly are you trying to prove? That one fictional character can be beaten by another? Is that really worth getting angry about? Rethink your life choices.
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>>135855559
You mean literally omnipotent if you feel like it, right fellow Absolute Existential anon?
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PROPERTY CONGLOMERATION I literally one punch one punch man
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>>135855678
>Muh muh joke is invincible
>Why are you taking this seriously
Yeah anon sure.
I wonder that one punch solves it all idea also works for who? Oh wait, Kenshiro.
As long as you are human Kenshiro will one hit kill you.
Entire manga establishes Hokuto Shinken can kill a non Hokuto user person and everyone in a single hit.
Why are you taking your joke manga so seriously? Is it so hard to accept your precious Saitama is not the strongest character in all fiction? Rethink your life choices
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>>135855886
Seriously, you are pathetic man. Take your medicine or whatever.
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>>135855928
>PRoven wrong
>BTFO'd
>n-no u
whatever helps you sleep anon
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Voodoo_Combat

No way, these guys are ALWAYS jobbers or random one off bad guys that get destroyed in either a very ironic or very comedic way.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Transmutation

I save my imouto and get a large amount of milk to drink
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>>135855985
Ok, Saitama can't beat Kenshiro. You can stop your crying now.
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>>135846558
It's the only power all humans have.
How is it even a power to get injured and die?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existential_Manifestations

I may not win the tournament, but at least I'll actually be there for it.
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>all these fucking anons obsessed with winning tournament and saving imouto when they could rape imouto with their powers instead
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>>135855678
the strongest is just boring imo.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Strike

Not bad. I oraoraora all the way to the top, same as the rest.
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>>135856097

Well, it was kind of a big deal in Tolkien lore and all, I guess.

I guess if you're truly immortal and undying, one day you'll just be stuck experiencing the heat death of the universe and stuck in a neverending eternity of nothingness, but also be aware, and I guess that is worse than death.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Lung_Capacity
>I can hold my breath for a long time

Maybe I can just hide in a lake.
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>>135856252
You can learn to travel through time, and return to the past because you'll have so much time.
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