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If there was a battle manga where the main protagonist was based on the average /a/ user, what would his ultimate goal/motives be?
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"To become king of degenerates!"
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Global shit taste
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JOHJ?
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To not get grounded by his parents.
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>>135827538
To see everything, and complain about it.
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>>135827538
Getting a girlfriend
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>>135827538
Make anime real.
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To get his waifu
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To make his 2D waifu real and complain about everything.

What else? You fucks are pathetic.
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A jew stole his waifu's dakimakura.
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double loli fellatio
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Shitposting on /a/. What else?
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Imagine a tard on a fit fighting care takers
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Can one of the villains be Chrischan-ko
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>>135827614
Then why dont any of you shape up and actually get a gf?

And dont give me that retarded,"I-I prefer 2D". Thats a lie you tell yourself and you know it. 2D women are sluttier than real women anyway. Go read any gyaru or ntr doujin.

So whats the real problem here? Or is it simply a lack of interest?
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>>135828142
what is this reddit tier shit
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>>135828194
>Simply inquire at and criticize behaviour that intrigues me
>"F-fuck off leddit"

Nice to see how civil and insightful the average /a/non is.
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>>135828269
>act like a newfag
>get told off
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>>135828309
>Acting like a faggot
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>>135828344
Better than being a literal faggot like you
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>>135827538
Attain the power to punch people through the monitor.
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>>135827538
Defeat the mods, get trips, create the biggest meme since baneposting, get a one of a kind collectible of his waifu and fund season 3 of his favorite show with his autismbux.
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>>135827538
There is already a battle manga like that.
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>>135828344
>>135828377
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>>135828377
>Faggot
>For wanting pussy

So on top of being a sniveling pile of shit, you're also dense as fuck? You must be a very pleasurable person, anon.
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>>135828476
Been a while since Ive seen that gif. I am surprised its 2016 and its not a webm yet.
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To join his waifu and become 2d.
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>>135828532
It's funny you call me dense while completely misinterpreting my post and not understanding why you're a faggot. I shouldn't expect OPM fans to be intelligent anyway though.
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>>135827538
Rape, murder and pillage across the globe.
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>>135828476
They're writing the plot
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>>135828142
I actually had a dream yesterday where I chose 2d subconsciously I dumped the crush I had in highschool for Ami from toradora and then woke up. It was at this moment I knew I was finally free from any material desire. My waifu is within me and I realized all desire and happiness comes from your own mind. So truly "that feel when no gf".

That feel of freedom, happiness, and independence.
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>>135828625
No anon, my post began asking why you people refuse to seek pussy. You ape your fellow anons and called me a ledditor. My post had the implication that pussy is good and you call me a faggot for it. Thats not what a faggot is thus you are a retard.

>Implying I like OPM

It was just an apt reaction image. Of course you have to throw stupid insults like that to look valid in front of your fellow simpletons.
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>>135827538
>what would his ultimate goal/motives be?
Being better than the main character because there's no fucking way an average /a/ user being protagonist is fun to watch.

Only delusion faggot that think average /a/ user being protagonist going to sells. Why are fuckers like you love getting panders in a fucking show. A good show is the one that inspires you, not the one that makes you feel good, what are you a crybaby?

You want a show about main character (you) being surrounded by girls that want your dick easily? Fuck that, it should be about how main character (you) struggle to achieve that, only to find something more important than having a pathetic girlfriend, that is a goal in a fucking life.

Like how to reunite the broken family, how to make your family proud of you by making the happy.
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How to achieve something that makes you a successful person in your career. A struggle of failure and hardship with your friend, a sacrifice, a true good friend. While adding some good wife material in there.

Something like that.
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>>135828653
That would be /b/. I suggest you return there.
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>>135828743
You're asking questions that you should already know the answer to, it's not my fault that it's your first day
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>>135828743
>acts like a newfag
>gets called out
>IM JUST BEING INTELLIGENT ALL YOU APES COPYING OTHER PEOPLE I LIKE PUSSY.

Stop being such a fag anon.
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>>135828782
maybe. Honestly can't imagine me reacting any other way though. Thought /a/ had similar tastes.
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To be the little girl.
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His goals to save the world/people would be so he could get it over with and go back home to post on /a/.
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>>135828774
That's just your opinion, no one else wants to see that
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>>135828849
>no one else wants to see that
That's your opinion, not everyone thinks like that.
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>>135828688
>My waifu is within me and I realized all desire and happiness comes from your own mind

Holy shit you sound like such a fucking faggot senpai. Desire may start in the mind but youd have to be delusional and pathetic as fuck to completely fantasize yourself sating those desires.
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>>135827538
Killing himself
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>>135828877
I don't know man we get like 15 harems a season so I'm probably more based in reality with my shitposting
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>>135827538
become a little girl
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>>135828774
Nah. OP here. I come to this board to laugh at people like that. It would be a funny show, anyone who thinks it would be taken serious is a faggot.
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>>135828880
Stay mad reality pleb
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>>135828786
So you are just pathetic fucks? Its okay I still enjoy browsing and shitposting with you.

>>135828803
Im acting like a newfag ledditor you feel the need to start shit with for simply inquiring something? Holy shit anon you really are a retarded faggot. Fuck, I pity you.
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>>135827538
A lone crusader who believes that cute is justice, with the explicit mission to protect all lolis, no matter the cost.
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>>135828965
If you have to ask you're definitely a newfag yeah.
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>>135827538
I can only see him saying shit like
>this is literally the worst villain ever
>wow, what a pretentious plan
>this girl is a slut
>fuck off edgelord
>where's chino
>where's renchon
>muh shit batlleharem
>shit taste kill yourself

And obviously, never saving anyone, because that's spoonfeeding

>save me anon-sama!
>faggot, >>>/r/
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>>135828805
/a/ is closer to /g/

It's all about hobbies, seeking knowledge in the hobby, understanding self indulgence, and self enlightenment.

>>135828880
Whatever you say buddy, you're the one that can't feel self worth without first looking at others, which is probably why you can't understand people enjoying themselves with their hobbies and ignoring 3dpd women.
>>135828965
There's nothing to explain dude. 2D > 3D so why the fuck would you pursue 3D by doing stuff to impress 3D women? There's literally no point.
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>>135828931
Well that's sells, of course there's a lot of that. My point still stands, especially like OP said, the main character is average /a/ person.

That's what it needed.
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>>135828954
Why would I be mad that you choose to spend the rest of your days in your sad, little fantasies pretending youve found some kind of intellectual enlightenment?

Hey pal, its your life. Youre responsible for yourself, no? You wanna waste your life go ahead, I have no reason to be mad.
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>>135827538
A NEET gets pushed into a job by his prim and proper family, later on in life after getting fired from his job due to his weak mental state his buyfagging hobby falls to pieces, and his family disowns him, causing him to spend all his NEETbux on alcohol and instant ramen, he eventually dies alone in his small apartment, wondering if he could've been a better person for those around him.
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>>135829035
This. But how would MC look like? Is there a design that is perfectly representative of this board's average user?
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>>135829049
Your post is swimming in mad dude. You are trying convince yourself that your "real" achievements are worth more than "fake" ones that give the same pleasure. You don't want to feel like you've wasted your time when you could have just done nothing instead so you lash out at people who appear to have done just that
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>>135828142
Modern dating is complete shit, I know from experience. I would rather cut my dick off than date any girl again
>inb4 you just had bad experiences
Fuck off and leave us alone, I'm sick of apes who only live to put their dick in a hole
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>>135828142

ultimately 2d is more convenient,what does a female have that i absolutely want? their bodies? it all boils down to me being able to enjoy the experience and the fact that i have to engage in active communication with a female, which very likely has no alighning interests as me,for the sake of sex,seems like an absolutely dreadful experience.

simply put i dont find females to be worth while to invest time and energy on because i cant genuinely care about most of them because i have not met any that share my interests AND is a good recipent of my attraction

i might be gay
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>>135829039
>2D>3D

This ugly, malformed, featureless creature is supposed to be superior to 3D? How fucking delusional are you anon?
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>>135829145
*tips pink fedora*
word fella
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>>135829181
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>>135829181
DUDE

CHERRYPICKING

LMAO
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>>135829128
>You just have bad experiences

You do though senpai. And youre supposedly better than those apes because rather than date you hug a pillow with your waifu on it and pretend shes real?
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>>135829181

3DPD are ulgy as shit anon -kun back off to your normalfag world and let us enjoy 2D alone .
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>>135829181
>>135829224
This ugly, malformed, featureless creature is supposed to be superior to 2D? How fucking delusional are you anon?
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>>135829181
That's ugly 2d. Find another 2d that looks pretty.
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>>135829244
Not sure if its a trap or not I don't really care either.
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>>135829145
So the superior alternative is to pretend a 2D character is real and talk to yourself all day?

Wow.
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>>135827538
destroy tons of property with kamehameha,steal money from bank/be rich
honestly the anime would end in 1-2 episodes
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>>135828142
Why do all normalfags think having sex or a girlfriend is essential? Can't someone be happy with just his hobbies and family?
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>>135829113
>Im mad because I dont have an imaginary 2D gf to hug and love
>"S-shut up, 2D girls can love me just as much as real girls."

Goddamn dude how delusional are you?
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>>135829339
They're insecure and seeking validation for their lifestyle
>inb4 NEETfags do it too
Doesn't make me any less correct
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>>135829293
idk about you anon but I talk to other people all day that share my interests. Pretty much every moment I spend is doing something I want to do, even my work is stuff I want to do because I have no other motivations for doing it other that to please myself and accomplish my goals.

You could call me selfish, I could accept that, but i think spending time with people you don't like, giving them money they didn't earn, and doing shit you don't care about just because their "real" and you want their bodies si pretty sad. You're a slave and you don't even know it because society as trained you to think its normal.
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>>135829339
Its not that its essential to life, its the fact that you think youve found enlightenment by pretending a fictional character is your lover.
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>>135829346
Who are you quoting?
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>>135829228
Even being Chris-chan is better than wasting your life serving as a beta provider in exchange of a meat hole.
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>>135829391
>I-Im an enlightened and intellectual thinker because I spend all day fantasizing about cartoons
>Y-youre just a dumb slave to society
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>>135829399
>by pretending a fictional character is your lover

waifus are pure, you seem to be misunderstanding, I'd say for me at least that a qaifu is a lot closer to a god than a lover. Its an ideal you respect and admire.
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>>135829438
Who are you quoting?
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>>135827538

Fund mecha. Real ones.
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>>135829399
But I don't do that anon. I also agree it's delusional as fuck, but all these people screaming at everyone to get a girlfriend or pussy are just as bad.
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>>135829428
>Being a super autist is better than being sociable

Goddamn dude.
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>>135829339
They're more insecure than the average /a/ autist. Otherwise they wouldn't feel the constant need to slap their presumably active sexual life on japanese cartoons imageboards.
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>>135829410
>>135829460
Who do you think? Thats the gist of their posts. Cant you follow?
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>>135829438
not the guy you replied to but that would've been my answer 100%.

i guess i took the wrong stance when i defended 2D. i dont particularly care about waifuis or faking social scenarios with anime. like the anon you replied to i have acquantances and friends in which i can share interests with. i was talking purely about reliefing sexual desires by indulging in 2D instead of going through the trouble of getting a gf.
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>>135829570
I mean yeah basically. Keep being a slave to society normie.
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>>135829526
I never even talked about my sex life. I havent even brought up my general social life. But Ive had like 3 fags try to convince me how enlightening and amazing having a waifu is.
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>>135829570
Oh you're doing that mockery thing that passes for an argument on /v/ , carry on.
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>>135829615
Its not the act of having a waifu its the act of not seeking 3d pussy which was what your original question was about.
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>>135828142
>implying I wouldn't make myself turn into a Gyaru-Oh and get me a sexy Gyaru slut and creampie her all day long
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>>135829244
Thats some lame shit you posted. At least get better taste in 2D.
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>>135829515
Only matters what makes you happy. Maybe a super autist it's happy being super autist. Even happier than a normal being normal.
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>>135829627
Im just trying to show you fags how you look having your head so far up your asses. It sounds stupid because what they said is stupid.
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>>135829785
It sounds stupid because you purposely twisted it to sound stupid.
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Criticize everything and everyone. He's seen it all, and wants to be pleasantly surprised. It's a shame his expectations are just too damn high.
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Masturbate, bask in the oncoming feeling of apathy it brings. Repeat infinitely. It's a short series.
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>>135828142
I believe I have a solution to end the pointless squabble. The stereotype of the unwashed, fat neckbeard typical /a/ user not being able to get a girl based on social anxiety or autistic memes and whatnot is bullshit. One must adopt a utilitarian approach to women. I was given a great genetic start, one which I improved for my own person enjoyment. Whether you like it or not, intimacy is a need everyone shares. My way of handling women is always either a one night stand or in the best case scenario a relationship that lasts only to the so-called "honeymoon phase". Truth of the matter is women are approachable and only require confidence and a dash of humor to impress. Evaluate yourselves and set a goal on the 1-10 system that is suitable to you. In regards to 2D waifus, the experienced intimacy will only further your understanding and let you enjoy your mental image of the perfect mate. There is no need to go into hermit territory before experiencing and fully saturating with the pleasures of the flesh. I trust in you guys.
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this thread just reminded me how mindless these heated arguments really are

the best way to win is just not even reply
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>>135829873
>I was genetically blessed
>it's all about confidence
0/10
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>>135829785
you are doing a very poor job by not having coherent and well thought out arguments. you are literally just calling people fags without fully comprehending their posts
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>>135829816
It sounds stupid because it is stupid senpai. Youre not enlightened and free from society because you fantasize about cartoons. Neither are you a slave because you willingly want to have intimacy and relationships with real people and enjoy doing so.
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>>135829608
>Slave to society for willingly doing what makes me happy

Right. Save me anon, Im in painful shackles.
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>>135829969
There's no point arguing with you when you can't comprehend a fucking 4chan post. I hope one day you will learn how to understand what you read
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>>135827538
To move on.

>An obese and socially awkward 20-something awkwardly poses in front of a grease stained mirror. "I hope this looks fine", he blurted out in a raspy voice. He had made such liberal use of cigarettes, it would not be outlandish to assume that his every breath contained carcinogens. He trotted to the rusted door, pushing aside mountains of garbage. Twenty minutes and feet later, he had finally reached the exit. Slowly pulling the door open; he glanced at the luminescent screen that was his computer. "I guess it's time to grow up, and finally live", he pulled the door open letting the evening sun enter. "Goodbye... 4Chan".

The twenty-minute quest to the door will encompass at least 150 chapters.
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>>135829601
>i was talking purely about reliefing sexual desires by indulging in 2D instead of going through the trouble of getting a gf.

Well shoot negro, why didnt you just say so originally? Thats fine. Even normies do that nowadays.
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>>135830010
It depends I guess, if what makes yourself happy is the pursuit itself then you aren't a slave, but if pussy is what makes you happy then you are a slave.

The distinction is whether your happiness is reliant on someone else.
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>>135829909
Confidence plays a huge part in it. I am not a handsome man by my own definition of physical attractiveness, but my height and build have given me some opportunities. Nobody is telling you to go for the hottest 3D out there. Women are simple to understand and one quickly develops an intuition of their scope of interests. Project a sense of self-belief and you will surely land something.
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>>135829890
They're having fun, in their own ways. Sure it makes them look like melodramatic losers desperate for validation, but they're enjoying themselves.
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>>135829890
Sorry senpai, but this is my thread now. Im riding us all to hell.
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>>135830070
>Project a sense of self-belief and you will surely land something.
No you won't.

Besides even if someone bought into your garbage there's no reason to not just a hire proustite instead of playing games
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>>135830099
Nice dubs.

shitposting is wrong but sometimes you just feel the need to have a retarded argument you don't really care about with someone else you don't really care about to just get the shitposting out of your system.

Really it's not all that different than what we're talking about. Its self indulgent shitposting.
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>>135827538
The MC would be the antagonist fueled by nostalgia with the powers autism slaying normalfags whom he deems unworthy to live because of their "bad taste."

His reign of terror would be stopped once his waifu is held captive.
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>>135830018
Read >>135829113

Now look at

>"You don't want to feel like you've wasted your time when you could have just done nothing instead so you lash out at people who appear to have done just that"

Sounds to me like hes shitting on others for being sociable individuals.
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>>135830070
can confirm,getting a gf isn't difficult if you are willing to just take what you are given and put some slight effort into attempting. i have 2 roomates that are pretty nerdy fucks but they have gfs that they fuck.
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>>135830175
One of the weird things people do, especially on the internet, is assume that anything they see someone post is how they feel ALL THE TIME. Like, sometimes people shitpost because something about it clicks with them, but they're realistically probably not always assholes.
It's the same with the weird argument in this thread, both people probably don't genuinely think the extremes they're going to are true, but it's just what they feel like saying right now.
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>>135830175
Can you blame anyone anon? Shitposting is kind of fun. Youve done it too Im sure.
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>>135830278
Nah those dudes aren't bad looking.
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>>135830158
> there's no reason to not just a hire proustite

Oh, I'm not saying you shouldn't. It's a whole different experience to add. It's just that women you form a mild relationship with provide with a dose of intimacy the prostitute will not (still fun though).
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>>135827538
>average /a/ user
Considering how normie /a/ is now I guess it would be about him trying, and succeeding, in having sex while, at the same time willfully being ignorant towards most things and believing that every person on the planet has the same wants. >>>/r9k/
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>>135830158
What if I want a woman to love anon? What do I do then?
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>>135830260
Not really he's actually defending people who don't socialize and pointing out that your ridicule of them probably stems from insecurity
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>>135830338
Then too bad you probably aren't good enough, I know I'm not
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>>135829921
Theres nothing even remotely compex to comprehend. Youre full of shit. Plain and simple. Thus you are fags.
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>>135830297
I don't think you belong on 4chan if you never shitpost. Shiposting is pretty much the sole content creator for memes. If everyone stayed serious 100% of the time and never shitposted then we wouldn't be any different than ultra specific heavily moderated specialist forums. I think part of the reason for anonymity is so that you can shitpost safely when you feel like it without having long term consequences.

Hell even moot shitposted all the time with his admin trip.
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>>135829868
>apathy

You mean you dont feel like all is right with the world? Why masturbate then?
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>>135830375
>that deterioating spelling and grammar
Calm down lad.
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>>135827538

The "average" /a/ poster's battle manga would be demented; a psychological horror delving in pedophilia, masturbation and power fantasies.

Not to mention it would be a manga of extremely poor taste.

Though mine would be fairly cliche, at least it would be a fairly lighthearted adventure, in which the MC is a fucking balla and goes around smashing pucci
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Getting a gf is easy. What I want is a cute bf to cuddle with ;_;
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The fuck is with the normalfaggotry here lately? /a/'s had it's share of boogeymen, but normalfaggotry was never a serious problem here until relatively recently.
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>>135830364
I call bullshit. Not being good enough for a woman is a myth. Women have a sense of entitlement, sure, but they also have net value. You are all "worthy", because it's not a big feat to achieve. Don't aim too high when you start to practice and you will do just fine. Women rely solely on intuition in regards to their mates if not physical attraction. I have friends who are good looking, but women run away from them for the sole reason they reek of desperation.
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>>135829145
I thought we were all joking until this post
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>>135830468
With a feminine dick?
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>>135830468
Fags are the easiest
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>>135827538
to save anime

He ultimately fails, because all he does is fight all the existing anime (they're all shit) until none are left.
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>>135830503
Dont mind as long as he likes getting cuddled and feels happy being with me.

>>135830504
Not for me ;_;
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>>135830468
>>>/g/
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Can these 3DPD shills fuck off kindly? I've evaluated the difference between the whores you fuck and Mai Waifu and found the whores severely lacking. I don't need your Reddit tier attempts at psychoanalysis you flying faggot.
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>>135830341
Hes shitting on me, claiming my "real" achievements are worthless. Cant you read faggot?
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>>135830487
Nah mate ugly beta cunts are ugly beta cunts. Besides there's no point in having a relationship if you're just putting on airs to attract a mate
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>>135829873
I didn't think pure distilled liquid autism actually existed outside of theory until now. Well done, Nobel prize for you
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>normalfags aren't being banned or warned
Do your job and report off-topic normalfag posts.
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>>135829873
>I was given a great genetic start
>intimacy is a need everyone shares
>only require confidence
Baito.jpg
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>>135830565
No he isn't, he's saying that your achievements aren't worth anymore than other peoples. Actually it's funny he's pointing out how you were shitting on other peoples by claiming that they were fake which is why the are in quotes
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>>135827538
>College humor
Fuck off
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>>135828142
>2D women are sluttier than real women anyway

50% of 2D women aren't riddled with STDs and cheat on their partners.
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>>135830551
2D girls are bigger sluts than 3D whores though anon.

I mean 2D girls become slaves to cock after getting raped for like an hour. Then theyre willing to throw away their livelihoods, education, families, friends and significant other just for a man's cock.

Now go ahead and try to rape a 3D girl. Theyll kick, scream and cry even if they orgasm and after that theyll go home to their bfs, husbands or families for comfort and probably end up with mental scars for the rest of their lives.

Dont believe me? Go ahead and try it anon. Post results.
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>>135830743
2D girls come in all degrees of purity and don't lie about it
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>>135830731
>50% of 2D women aren't riddled with STDs

Are you implying out of the billions of 3D women that are alive, half of them have STDs? How is that fair though? STDs dont seem to exist in 2D land.

>cheat on their partners

Have you never read a doujin or watched hentai in your life anon?
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>>135830800
>STDs dont seem to exist in 2D land.

You're starting to see.
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The only way 3D would be appealing is if the world was a National Socialist society. Until that happens 3DPD can go to hell.
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>>135830800
>Are you implying out of the billions of 3D women that are alive, half of them have STDs?
Did you know that in quite a few countries around 30% of the population has oral herpes?
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Mods, Janitors, please delete this thread.
I'm begging you.
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>>135830774
How is any of what I mentioned even close to pure or honest? Its fucking easy to make a 2D girl cheat and cuck her husband than a 3D one considering the fact that old and ugly oji sans can do it.

Anon, theyll cheat on you, cuck you, have someones baby and lie to you about it so you can raise the bastard, all for cock. Have you never read ero manga?
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>>135830952
You have a real hard time grasping the idea of 2D don't you? They are whatever I want them to be, that's the point
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>>135827538

To finally win every internet argument
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>>135830947
But its my handiwork anon. Dont you like it?
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>>135830836
Boring. Wheres the thrill if theres no possible consequences anon?
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>>135830863
Please. 2D is overrated as fuck anon. Youre just missing a short haired german cutie in your life to love you.
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>>135829062
;_;
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>>135831062
Too bad they've been enriched by black bucks already.
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>>135829873
So what you're saying is that it's all because of your hard work, but you could only do the hard work to begin with because of being born with the right genetics/heritage/other outside factor your have no actual influence on?

So real life IS just like shounen anime.
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>>135830481
>He fell for the 2D meme
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>>135830978
You said all 2D anon. And alot of 2D girls as they are, because of cucks and deviants, are impossibly huge fucking sluts.

Besides what if you become a cuck? Then all the 2D girls in your head would turn on you. Youd lose your mind. You see? Its dangerous.
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>>135831062
>implying any girl would ever love anon
Loving Every laugh
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>>135830481
Why are you mad anon?
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>>135829339
It's not essential, society is sex obessed.
Most normies argue that it's for "procreation" yet we do it for pleasure.
Face it, society is obessed with sex.

>>135829399
The whole 2D Waifu shit is just as bad.
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>>135831088
>He doesnt want to watch his german qt3.14 get ravaged by big black cocks
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>>135831121
I said 2D come in all degrees you illiterate. There are sluts for people who like sluts and pure girls who like girls, the same character can even be both for two different people.
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>>135829399
>pretending a fictional character is your lover.
Implying my waifu isn't 3D.
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>>135831129
Anon I get that guy was being a faggot, but why remind the rest of us of our situation?

Could it be youre a gloating normalfag?
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>>135831181
>The thought of that turns me the fuck on

Oh what the fuck. I dont wanna be a cuck. Help me guys. I dont wanna fall deeper. I want off this ride.
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>>135830947
>Waaaaaa waaaaaa please mods delete this post it triggers me, it reminds me that having a waifu is no substitute for human intimacy and that I'm a broken shell of a man :''''''(((((((
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>>135831181
Only in my mind. Wont feel as good IRL.
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>>135827538
>anon is an average otaku in a normal high school
>until one day, a female transfer student appeared and told him he is now her partner in an ensuing decennial secret war between specials from all over the world
>every specials was given random power, and her power is being able to conjure techniques from animes and mangas
>she actually met him on akihabara when she was trying to enrich her knowledge in otaku world when she saw him sperging out with other otaku that insulted his waifu
>hijinks ensued between the two until someone mentions keitai
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>>135831213
No I'm almost certainly worse off than most of you
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>>135831182
Okay. And I assume you like purity and faithfulness. But what if you became a cuck? Then your waifu would start cucking you, no? Then what? What of the shame and guilt?
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>>135831315
>Implying I'm not one already
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>>135831331
Do you enjoy it?
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>>135831315
If I became a cuck that would mean I like it on some level and could find a way to live with it. Even cucks have it better in 2D because it's all product of their own desire not their partners and they can go as far as they want
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>>135831268
I never knew my mother. My own father kicked me out and eventually got arrested when I was still in highschool and Ive had to support myself through various odd and min wage jobs. 22 and Im poor as fuck right now. Couldnt even make it to college. Never had a gf even though I admittedly want one but I know I cant afford any of that shit now which is part of the reason why I engage in escapism and 2D so much.

Not sure if theres anyone lower than that here.
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>>135831372
Yes.
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>>135831390
How the fuck would you handle the guilt and self-worthlessness? 2D is for escapism and pleasure. I dont want to start feeling shame and self loathing when Im supposed to be happy.
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>>135828194
>>135828309
>>135828377
>>135828625
>>135828786
>>135828803
>>135829002
>>135829039
>>135829244
You're pathetic and you got destroyed. You're a loser virgin who uses anime as a crutch because he can't have the things he really wants in life.

And it's alright to be a loser and post on /a/, but it's not alright to be in denial about it. Admit you're impotent, rather than try to posture. This isn't a manga. We're not anime characters. This

>g-go away you unvirgin!

shit isn't funny or real.
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>>135831435
You're a few hours late normalfag
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>>135831408
How do you do it anon? I fap to that shit and I absolutely fucking hate how I feel afterwards. Its like it stops being a product of my desires and is real infidelity. Fuck it feels so bad I just stop fapping for a while.
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>>135831457
This. Were discussing 2D and escapism now.
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>>135831422
I believe cucks probably enjoy the guilt and self depreciation deep down. Human emotions are pretty complex.
>>135831462
>you're an actual cuck looking for advice
Top laugh
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>>135831462
Helps being a pathetic femboy twink with a little useless dick.

I'll never be able to satisfy any girl so I always think about real men fucking me and her at the same time.
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>>135831435
>shit isn't funny or real.

Then why are you so mad about it?

it is real and its existed throughout history. There's plenty of people that don't give a shit about finding women and fucking them. Have you ever read Pygmalion? It's basically ancient greek 3dpd but instead of 2d its about a statue that's better than any real life girl.
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>>135831521
You're not one of them. If a beautiful woman (regardless of personality) offered herself to you, you'd accept in a heartbeat.

The problem is that you're pretending not to care about 3D because you can't have 3D.

No one is saying we should talk about 3D on /a/, but at the same time, stop this lame shit about pretending you don't care, when you really do.
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>>135828142
>this kind of retard actually post on /a/
What happened to this board?
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>>135831493
>Top Laugh

I want to stop though anon. I really do.
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>>135831568
But hes right.
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>>135831564
>You're not one of them. If a beautiful woman (regardless of personality) offered herself to you, you'd accept in a heartbeat.
Nice projection
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>>135831581
What about wife sharing? Not as pathetic as cuck and you enjoy seeing the girl get fucked really hard.
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>>135831604
You mean you wouldn't? Be honest now. She has an amazing figure, soft skin and has the same sexual interests as you. And all the little personal features you prefer.

Youd seriously say no? No bullshit dating either senpai, she is straightforward and asks you for sex.
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>>135831604
This is so pathetic of you, and it's not funny. You're not convincing any of us, and you're not convincing yourself.

You live an awful life and you wish you had a wife, but you're too much a loser to get one. Pretending otherwise is the definition of shitposting.
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>>135831667
Not him, but yeah I would.
If Miranda Cosgrove did that I would be all over it.
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>>135831619
Nah senpai. I need to get rid of this cuck-ness completely
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>>135831667
Yeah I'm seriously not that interested in casual sex. You will probably just call me a liar but I see no value in it, I'll just go jerk off
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>>135831702
Why.
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>>135831690
Youre still projecting lad
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>>135831508
>fucking me and her at the same time.
Jesus Christ, just the thought of that made me so hard
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>>135831702
Buy a cheap wedding ring, go to the bar and wear it and talk about how your "wife" is an abusive pos to some hot chick.
You might get sympathy sex
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>>135831735
Just kill yourself already. We're not going to indulge your denial any longer.
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>>135831564
>You're not one of them. If a beautiful woman (regardless of personality) offered herself to you, you'd accept in a heartbeat.

You don't know me. Maybe when I was younger this would be true because I used to worry so much about hot girls at my school when i would talk to them. I started to hang out with popular guys that would have hot girlfriends because of my hobbies, I played Warhammer 40k a lot and friends like hanging out with me a lot, so I'd go over to their houses every weekend and we'd play 40k while the girlfriends, his sisters, and their friends would all just sit there and watch netflix the entire time or go hang out wherever they were hanging out that night (not actually doing anything, just "hanging out"). The more I got exposed to this the less I started worrying about talking to girls.

I work in retail and have to talk to different people all the time. The difference now is that I can see women are fucking retarded and literally don't fucking think, like, at all. It's like you're talking to a fucking dog.

Dealing with the ramifications of a hot chick offering herself to you wouldn't be worth it, even if she signed a contract it wouldn't be worth it.
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>>135831713
My pride cant stand it. Now if you like that shit, good for you. But I just cant.
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>>135831750
Okay buddy, good luck with that wife stuff you are talking about
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>>135831747
Holding hands while a real man satisfies her with his huge cock. Maybe she would even compare sizes to make you feel even more pathetic.
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>>135831667
What are you trying to prove?
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>>135831706
But she needs you inside her so badly anon. She needs your cum.
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>>135831756
>Warhammer 40k
Which edition? I quit that shit at the end of 5th and got into Warmahordes, Malifaux and Infinity. Best decision of my life.
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>>135831799
I'm very uncomfortable at this point, I'd probably ask her to leave
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>>135831799
>checkin em
>>135831838
I think you might be asexual.
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>>135831116
These facebook emoticons are worse than fucking 3D

God I hate the twitterniggers so fucking much
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>>135831392
Interesting to see this on /a/ of all places. People actually opening up rather than just spamming caps lock at each other is rare, and to be honest quite surprising given the hostile nature of the thread. I can see why you'd go for 2D, but it's still harming you more than helping. I guess you know that though.
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>>135831826
5th. I liked 4th more. Or maybe I liked 3rd more? Which edition had the super retarded wound allocation where you would kit people out differently to spread wounds? I liked the edition before that one. I've only ever had an Orks army but I've played IG a lot on vassal.
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>>135828142
Master troll. A good one, /v/.
But seriously, 3D are pig whores.
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>>135831860
Nah I just wouldn't be comfortable getting that close to someone all at once. It's not that I don't find it hot it's just not something I can handle
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>>135831860
>I think you might be asexual.
No such thing. People who claim they are are attentionwhore Tumblrshits.
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So this is the designated shitposting thread, right? Well, time to ruin everyone's enjoyment through blatant, crude, tasteless baits.
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>>135831877
From what I recall 4th edition had that shit. Out of a whole space marine squad, it was always the sergeant with the power fist that survived everyone else being wiped out.
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>>135831876
How anon? I still have a grip on reality and I dont plan to live my life in those fantasies.
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>>135831838
Would you prefer she drugs and takes you by force? She just wants you to show her some love by pumping her fertile womb with your cum.
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>>135831771
Nothing anon. Im just curious.
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>>135832242
Yes that would be ideal actually, I'd probably still freak out initially but I'd get over it pretty quickly when I realize there's ni getting out of the situation
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>>135831462
>I fap to that shit and I absolutely fucking hate how I feel afterwards
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels this way.
Will this torture ever end?


I'm honestly considering just not fapping at all, because even when I try some mild stuff I always end up on cuck porn after a while.
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This thread made me a cuck
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>>135832286
Oh so you'd prefer she forcefully milk every drop of semen out of you anon?

Youd prefer she keep you in her basement for days loving you, forcefully? Then after raping you for hours you both fall asleep cuddling with each other?
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>>135832343
Which posts specifically?
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>>135832366
Holy shit anon, get out of my head.

and stop trying to make me fap
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>>135832382
These

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>>135832465
Stupid thread stop trying to make me fap
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>>135832461
Just imagine her squeezing your cock with her pussy until you actually impregnate her. Even in late pregnancy she still cant get enough of your cock.

Then she trains your daughter to sexually please you and enjoy every second of it.
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>>135827538
Become 2D
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