If there was a battle manga where the main protagonist was based on the average /a/ user, what would his ultimate goal/motives be?
Then why dont any of you shape up and actually get a gf?
And dont give me that retarded,"I-I prefer 2D". Thats a lie you tell yourself and you know it. 2D women are sluttier than real women anyway. Go read any gyaru or ntr doujin.
So whats the real problem here? Or is it simply a lack of interest?
Defeat the mods, get trips, create the biggest meme since baneposting, get a one of a kind collectible of his waifu and fund season 3 of his favorite show with his autismbux.
There is already a battle manga like that.
>For wanting pussy
So on top of being a sniveling pile of shit, you're also dense as fuck? You must be a very pleasurable person, anon.
I actually had a dream yesterday where I chose 2d subconsciously I dumped the crush I had in highschool for Ami from toradora and then woke up. It was at this moment I knew I was finally free from any material desire. My waifu is within me and I realized all desire and happiness comes from your own mind. So truly "that feel when no gf".
That feel of freedom, happiness, and independence.
No anon, my post began asking why you people refuse to seek pussy. You ape your fellow anons and called me a ledditor. My post had the implication that pussy is good and you call me a faggot for it. Thats not what a faggot is thus you are a retard.
>Implying I like OPM
It was just an apt reaction image. Of course you have to throw stupid insults like that to look valid in front of your fellow simpletons.
>what would his ultimate goal/motives be?
Being better than the main character because there's no fucking way an average /a/ user being protagonist is fun to watch.
Only delusion faggot that think average /a/ user being protagonist going to sells. Why are fuckers like you love getting panders in a fucking show. A good show is the one that inspires you, not the one that makes you feel good, what are you a crybaby?
You want a show about main character (you) being surrounded by girls that want your dick easily? Fuck that, it should be about how main character (you) struggle to achieve that, only to find something more important than having a pathetic girlfriend, that is a goal in a fucking life.
Like how to reunite the broken family, how to make your family proud of you by making the happy.
How to achieve something that makes you a successful person in your career. A struggle of failure and hardship with your friend, a sacrifice, a true good friend. While adding some good wife material in there.
Something like that.
>My waifu is within me and I realized all desire and happiness comes from your own mind
Holy shit you sound like such a fucking faggot senpai. Desire may start in the mind but youd have to be delusional and pathetic as fuck to completely fantasize yourself sating those desires.
So you are just pathetic fucks? Its okay I still enjoy browsing and shitposting with you.
Im acting like a newfag ledditor you feel the need to start shit with for simply inquiring something? Holy shit anon you really are a retarded faggot. Fuck, I pity you.
A lone crusader who believes that cute is justice, with the explicit mission to protect all lolis, no matter the cost.
I can only see him saying shit like
>this is literally the worst villain ever
>wow, what a pretentious plan
>this girl is a slut
>fuck off edgelord
>muh shit batlleharem
>shit taste kill yourself
And obviously, never saving anyone, because that's spoonfeeding
>save me anon-sama!
/a/ is closer to /g/
It's all about hobbies, seeking knowledge in the hobby, understanding self indulgence, and self enlightenment.
Whatever you say buddy, you're the one that can't feel self worth without first looking at others, which is probably why you can't understand people enjoying themselves with their hobbies and ignoring 3dpd women.
There's nothing to explain dude. 2D > 3D so why the fuck would you pursue 3D by doing stuff to impress 3D women? There's literally no point.
Why would I be mad that you choose to spend the rest of your days in your sad, little fantasies pretending youve found some kind of intellectual enlightenment?
Hey pal, its your life. Youre responsible for yourself, no? You wanna waste your life go ahead, I have no reason to be mad.
A NEET gets pushed into a job by his prim and proper family, later on in life after getting fired from his job due to his weak mental state his buyfagging hobby falls to pieces, and his family disowns him, causing him to spend all his NEETbux on alcohol and instant ramen, he eventually dies alone in his small apartment, wondering if he could've been a better person for those around him.
Your post is swimming in mad dude. You are trying convince yourself that your "real" achievements are worth more than "fake" ones that give the same pleasure. You don't want to feel like you've wasted your time when you could have just done nothing instead so you lash out at people who appear to have done just that
Modern dating is complete shit, I know from experience. I would rather cut my dick off than date any girl again
>inb4 you just had bad experiences
Fuck off and leave us alone, I'm sick of apes who only live to put their dick in a hole
ultimately 2d is more convenient,what does a female have that i absolutely want? their bodies? it all boils down to me being able to enjoy the experience and the fact that i have to engage in active communication with a female, which very likely has no alighning interests as me,for the sake of sex,seems like an absolutely dreadful experience.
simply put i dont find females to be worth while to invest time and energy on because i cant genuinely care about most of them because i have not met any that share my interests AND is a good recipent of my attraction
i might be gay
This ugly, malformed, featureless creature is supposed to be superior to 3D? How fucking delusional are you anon?
>You just have bad experiences
You do though senpai. And youre supposedly better than those apes because rather than date you hug a pillow with your waifu on it and pretend shes real?
3DPD are ulgy as shit anon -kun back off to your normalfag world and let us enjoy 2D alone .
That's ugly 2d. Find another 2d that looks pretty.
Not sure if its a trap or not
I don't really care either.
idk about you anon but I talk to other people all day that share my interests. Pretty much every moment I spend is doing something I want to do, even my work is stuff I want to do because I have no other motivations for doing it other that to please myself and accomplish my goals.
You could call me selfish, I could accept that, but i think spending time with people you don't like, giving them money they didn't earn, and doing shit you don't care about just because their "real" and you want their bodies si pretty sad. You're a slave and you don't even know it because society as trained you to think its normal.
>by pretending a fictional character is your lover
waifus are pure, you seem to be misunderstanding, I'd say for me at least that a qaifu is a lot closer to a god than a lover. Its an ideal you respect and admire.
They're more insecure than the average /a/ autist. Otherwise they wouldn't feel the constant need to slap their presumably active sexual life on japanese cartoons imageboards.
not the guy you replied to but that would've been my answer 100%.
i guess i took the wrong stance when i defended 2D. i dont particularly care about waifuis or faking social scenarios with anime. like the anon you replied to i have acquantances and friends in which i can share interests with. i was talking purely about reliefing sexual desires by indulging in 2D instead of going through the trouble of getting a gf.
I never even talked about my sex life. I havent even brought up my general social life. But Ive had like 3 fags try to convince me how enlightening and amazing having a waifu is.
Thats some lame shit you posted. At least get better taste in 2D.
I believe I have a solution to end the pointless squabble. The stereotype of the unwashed, fat neckbeard typical /a/ user not being able to get a girl based on social anxiety or autistic memes and whatnot is bullshit. One must adopt a utilitarian approach to women. I was given a great genetic start, one which I improved for my own person enjoyment. Whether you like it or not, intimacy is a need everyone shares. My way of handling women is always either a one night stand or in the best case scenario a relationship that lasts only to the so-called "honeymoon phase". Truth of the matter is women are approachable and only require confidence and a dash of humor to impress. Evaluate yourselves and set a goal on the 1-10 system that is suitable to you. In regards to 2D waifus, the experienced intimacy will only further your understanding and let you enjoy your mental image of the perfect mate. There is no need to go into hermit territory before experiencing and fully saturating with the pleasures of the flesh. I trust in you guys.
It sounds stupid because it is stupid senpai. Youre not enlightened and free from society because you fantasize about cartoons. Neither are you a slave because you willingly want to have intimacy and relationships with real people and enjoy doing so.
To move on.
>An obese and socially awkward 20-something awkwardly poses in front of a grease stained mirror. "I hope this looks fine", he blurted out in a raspy voice. He had made such liberal use of cigarettes, it would not be outlandish to assume that his every breath contained carcinogens. He trotted to the rusted door, pushing aside mountains of garbage. Twenty minutes and feet later, he had finally reached the exit. Slowly pulling the door open; he glanced at the luminescent screen that was his computer. "I guess it's time to grow up, and finally live", he pulled the door open letting the evening sun enter. "Goodbye... 4Chan".
The twenty-minute quest to the door will encompass at least 150 chapters.
>i was talking purely about reliefing sexual desires by indulging in 2D instead of going through the trouble of getting a gf.
Well shoot negro, why didnt you just say so originally? Thats fine. Even normies do that nowadays.
It depends I guess, if what makes yourself happy is the pursuit itself then you aren't a slave, but if pussy is what makes you happy then you are a slave.
The distinction is whether your happiness is reliant on someone else.
Confidence plays a huge part in it. I am not a handsome man by my own definition of physical attractiveness, but my height and build have given me some opportunities. Nobody is telling you to go for the hottest 3D out there. Women are simple to understand and one quickly develops an intuition of their scope of interests. Project a sense of self-belief and you will surely land something.
>Project a sense of self-belief and you will surely land something.
No you won't.
Besides even if someone bought into your garbage there's no reason to not just a hire proustite instead of playing games
shitposting is wrong but sometimes you just feel the need to have a retarded argument you don't really care about with someone else you don't really care about to just get the shitposting out of your system.
Really it's not all that different than what we're talking about. Its self indulgent shitposting.
The MC would be the antagonist fueled by nostalgia with the powers autism slaying normalfags whom he deems unworthy to live because of their "bad taste."
His reign of terror would be stopped once his waifu is held captive.
Now look at
>"You don't want to feel like you've wasted your time when you could have just done nothing instead so you lash out at people who appear to have done just that"
Sounds to me like hes shitting on others for being sociable individuals.
can confirm,getting a gf isn't difficult if you are willing to just take what you are given and put some slight effort into attempting. i have 2 roomates that are pretty nerdy fucks but they have gfs that they fuck.
One of the weird things people do, especially on the internet, is assume that anything they see someone post is how they feel ALL THE TIME. Like, sometimes people shitpost because something about it clicks with them, but they're realistically probably not always assholes.
It's the same with the weird argument in this thread, both people probably don't genuinely think the extremes they're going to are true, but it's just what they feel like saying right now.
> there's no reason to not just a hire proustite
Oh, I'm not saying you shouldn't. It's a whole different experience to add. It's just that women you form a mild relationship with provide with a dose of intimacy the prostitute will not (still fun though).
>average /a/ user
Considering how normie /a/ is now I guess it would be about him trying, and succeeding, in having sex while, at the same time willfully being ignorant towards most things and believing that every person on the planet has the same wants.
I don't think you belong on 4chan if you never shitpost. Shiposting is pretty much the sole content creator for memes. If everyone stayed serious 100% of the time and never shitposted then we wouldn't be any different than ultra specific heavily moderated specialist forums. I think part of the reason for anonymity is so that you can shitpost safely when you feel like it without having long term consequences.
Hell even moot shitposted all the time with his admin trip.
The "average" /a/ poster's battle manga would be demented; a psychological horror delving in pedophilia, masturbation and power fantasies.
Not to mention it would be a manga of extremely poor taste.
Though mine would be fairly cliche, at least it would be a fairly lighthearted adventure, in which the MC is a fucking balla and goes around smashing pucci
The fuck is with the normalfaggotry here lately? /a/'s had it's share of boogeymen, but normalfaggotry was never a serious problem here until relatively recently.
I call bullshit. Not being good enough for a woman is a myth. Women have a sense of entitlement, sure, but they also have net value. You are all "worthy", because it's not a big feat to achieve. Don't aim too high when you start to practice and you will do just fine. Women rely solely on intuition in regards to their mates if not physical attraction. I have friends who are good looking, but women run away from them for the sole reason they reek of desperation.
to save anime
He ultimately fails, because all he does is fight all the existing anime (they're all shit) until none are left.
Can these 3DPD shills fuck off kindly? I've evaluated the difference between the whores you fuck and Mai Waifu and found the whores severely lacking. I don't need your Reddit tier attempts at psychoanalysis you flying faggot.
I didn't think pure distilled liquid autism actually existed outside of theory until now. Well done, Nobel prize for you
No he isn't, he's saying that your achievements aren't worth anymore than other peoples. Actually it's funny he's pointing out how you were shitting on other peoples by claiming that they were fake which is why the are in quotes
2D girls are bigger sluts than 3D whores though anon.
I mean 2D girls become slaves to cock after getting raped for like an hour. Then theyre willing to throw away their livelihoods, education, families, friends and significant other just for a man's cock.
Now go ahead and try to rape a 3D girl. Theyll kick, scream and cry even if they orgasm and after that theyll go home to their bfs, husbands or families for comfort and probably end up with mental scars for the rest of their lives.
Dont believe me? Go ahead and try it anon. Post results.
>50% of 2D women aren't riddled with STDs
Are you implying out of the billions of 3D women that are alive, half of them have STDs? How is that fair though? STDs dont seem to exist in 2D land.
>cheat on their partners
Have you never read a doujin or watched hentai in your life anon?
>Are you implying out of the billions of 3D women that are alive, half of them have STDs?
Did you know that in quite a few countries around 30% of the population has oral herpes?
How is any of what I mentioned even close to pure or honest? Its fucking easy to make a 2D girl cheat and cuck her husband than a 3D one considering the fact that old and ugly oji sans can do it.
Anon, theyll cheat on you, cuck you, have someones baby and lie to you about it so you can raise the bastard, all for cock. Have you never read ero manga?
But its my handiwork anon. Dont you like it?
So what you're saying is that it's all because of your hard work, but you could only do the hard work to begin with because of being born with the right genetics/heritage/other outside factor your have no actual influence on?
So real life IS just like shounen anime.
You said all 2D anon. And alot of 2D girls as they are, because of cucks and deviants, are impossibly huge fucking sluts.
Besides what if you become a cuck? Then all the 2D girls in your head would turn on you. Youd lose your mind. You see? Its dangerous.
It's not essential, society is sex obessed.
Most normies argue that it's for "procreation" yet we do it for pleasure.
Face it, society is obessed with sex.
The whole 2D Waifu shit is just as bad.
I said 2D come in all degrees you illiterate. There are sluts for people who like sluts and pure girls who like girls, the same character can even be both for two different people.
>Waaaaaa waaaaaa please mods delete this post it triggers me, it reminds me that having a waifu is no substitute for human intimacy and that I'm a broken shell of a man :''''''(((((((
>anon is an average otaku in a normal high school
>until one day, a female transfer student appeared and told him he is now her partner in an ensuing decennial secret war between specials from all over the world
>every specials was given random power, and her power is being able to conjure techniques from animes and mangas
>she actually met him on akihabara when she was trying to enrich her knowledge in otaku world when she saw him sperging out with other otaku that insulted his waifu
>hijinks ensued between the two until someone mentions keitai
If I became a cuck that would mean I like it on some level and could find a way to live with it. Even cucks have it better in 2D because it's all product of their own desire not their partners and they can go as far as they want
I never knew my mother. My own father kicked me out and eventually got arrested when I was still in highschool and Ive had to support myself through various odd and min wage jobs. 22 and Im poor as fuck right now. Couldnt even make it to college. Never had a gf even though I admittedly want one but I know I cant afford any of that shit now which is part of the reason why I engage in escapism and 2D so much.
Not sure if theres anyone lower than that here.
How the fuck would you handle the guilt and self-worthlessness? 2D is for escapism and pleasure. I dont want to start feeling shame and self loathing when Im supposed to be happy.
You're pathetic and you got destroyed. You're a loser virgin who uses anime as a crutch because he can't have the things he really wants in life.
And it's alright to be a loser and post on /a/, but it's not alright to be in denial about it. Admit you're impotent, rather than try to posture. This isn't a manga. We're not anime characters. This
>g-go away you unvirgin!
shit isn't funny or real.
How do you do it anon? I fap to that shit and I absolutely fucking hate how I feel afterwards. Its like it stops being a product of my desires and is real infidelity. Fuck it feels so bad I just stop fapping for a while.
>shit isn't funny or real.
Then why are you so mad about it?
it is real and its existed throughout history. There's plenty of people that don't give a shit about finding women and fucking them. Have you ever read Pygmalion? It's basically ancient greek 3dpd but instead of 2d its about a statue that's better than any real life girl.
You're not one of them. If a beautiful woman (regardless of personality) offered herself to you, you'd accept in a heartbeat.
The problem is that you're pretending not to care about 3D because you can't have 3D.
No one is saying we should talk about 3D on /a/, but at the same time, stop this lame shit about pretending you don't care, when you really do.
>this kind of retard actually post on /a/
What happened to this board?
You mean you wouldn't? Be honest now. She has an amazing figure, soft skin and has the same sexual interests as you. And all the little personal features you prefer.
Youd seriously say no? No bullshit dating either senpai, she is straightforward and asks you for sex.
This is so pathetic of you, and it's not funny. You're not convincing any of us, and you're not convincing yourself.
You live an awful life and you wish you had a wife, but you're too much a loser to get one. Pretending otherwise is the definition of shitposting.
>fucking me and her at the same time.
Jesus Christ, just the thought of that made me so hard
>You're not one of them. If a beautiful woman (regardless of personality) offered herself to you, you'd accept in a heartbeat.
You don't know me. Maybe when I was younger this would be true because I used to worry so much about hot girls at my school when i would talk to them. I started to hang out with popular guys that would have hot girlfriends because of my hobbies, I played Warhammer 40k a lot and friends like hanging out with me a lot, so I'd go over to their houses every weekend and we'd play 40k while the girlfriends, his sisters, and their friends would all just sit there and watch netflix the entire time or go hang out wherever they were hanging out that night (not actually doing anything, just "hanging out"). The more I got exposed to this the less I started worrying about talking to girls.
I work in retail and have to talk to different people all the time. The difference now is that I can see women are fucking retarded and literally don't fucking think, like, at all. It's like you're talking to a fucking dog.
Dealing with the ramifications of a hot chick offering herself to you wouldn't be worth it, even if she signed a contract it wouldn't be worth it.
Interesting to see this on /a/ of all places. People actually opening up rather than just spamming caps lock at each other is rare, and to be honest quite surprising given the hostile nature of the thread. I can see why you'd go for 2D, but it's still harming you more than helping. I guess you know that though.
5th. I liked 4th more. Or maybe I liked 3rd more? Which edition had the super retarded wound allocation where you would kit people out differently to spread wounds? I liked the edition before that one. I've only ever had an Orks army but I've played IG a lot on vassal.
>I fap to that shit and I absolutely fucking hate how I feel afterwards
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels this way.
Will this torture ever end?
I'm honestly considering just not fapping at all, because even when I try some mild stuff I always end up on cuck porn after a while.
Oh so you'd prefer she forcefully milk every drop of semen out of you anon?
Youd prefer she keep you in her basement for days loving you, forcefully? Then after raping you for hours you both fall asleep cuddling with each other?
Stupid thread stop trying to make me fap
Just imagine her squeezing your cock with her pussy until you actually impregnate her. Even in late pregnancy she still cant get enough of your cock.
Then she trains your daughter to sexually please you and enjoy every second of it.