>coming to select US theaters February 26th
You have it better than the UK fags.
They have been told it is too expensive so they aren't allowed a screening. Which seems like the most retarded thing ever.
>live in East Bubble Fuck, PA
>MAYBE will get Philly showing
>But have no way to get there
>all the theaters have so singles policies
It is because of the mass shootings that guy did in the USA at batman, he was a loner, so to prevent future tragedies many theatres joined in on only admitting people in groups of 2 or more.
>there will never be a theater showing near me
Why would 4channers, a proud* people who know about hiding powerlevels and hate obnoxious anime fags who don't, want to watch something like this in a theater any way? You do know what a shitty crowd anime attracts, right?
Because fuck you I want to see it on the big screen.
Who /NJ/ here?
Definitely coming to NYC, maybe Philly, and possibly even other places around NJ
Fuck maybe I should ask this later, who else from around here would even be on at 3AM?
>tfw live in Nebraska
Nothing ever comes to Nebraska
>live near cologne
>mfw watching January 23rd
Atleast you guys don't have to enjoy refugee cock
I really want to watch an anime at the movies
But they dont do that shit in Australia
As far as I know
>Wanting to sit in a cinema with other other people who watch anime.
imagine the smell.
Eh Neither of them seem like something I'd go watch
I wish there was a way I could know whats airing without having to go look every month
Can't be worse than a Disney film
Wait so they are going to have this subbed in theaters?
Like there are going to be big white subtitles at the bottom of the big ass theater screen?
>it aired in NZ
holy shit how did I miss this
I am from Beanland
It´s sucks that there´s no sreenings around here
But then again, I think of myself going to see the movie with other Beaners and I am glad that it didn´t have a release here.
Nothing would get me more mad than shitty weebs sreaming during the film
Didn't mehxico get a screening for the love live movie?
>san diego gaslamp theater
aww shiet nigger.
if this happens, me and my friend are going.
if there's any other san diego fags here we can meet up and beat each other off every time loli shinobu comes on screen.
>tfw will probably show in Atlanta
>only a 15 minute drive away from Atlantic Station, where it will probably show
>fucking hate Atlanta
>friends who enjoy anime hide their powerlevels so hard that they never show interest outside their house and wouldn't go with me
>Tfw live in a major city full of asians with a major partnership with a japanese city, but the majority are the wrong kind of asians, so the nearest showing was about 6 hours away.
I bet Kizu isn't going to show either.
and then afterwards we can all go to my place and have a mass orgy use my 55 gallon barrel of lube that I've been saving for an occasion like this.
and while we're having hot gay anime sex, we can drop some crazy shit that I got from a "friend" of mine
we'll live in the monogatari world for hours, possibly days with this potent of "stuff"
Why are you guys so hyped at 63 mins 3DCG ridden show that everyobe knows its plot already??
I'm so hype for this right now
kizu better fucking come to san diego
I really want to see this awesome movie and then go to a barrel of lube mass orgy with smelly neets and drop some dope shit and live in the monogatari series
it'll be released at some obscure time, and all of the tickets will be sold out within minutes.
only the scalpers who browse /a/ will buy them up and sell them for a fortune to us normalfags because we didnt stay up for 48 hours refreshing a page.
>Live near Hamburg
>mfw watching January 16th
I hope I'm lucky enough to sit on the side of someone who didn't watch the series and keeps talking about how he doesn't understand X every 3 seconds! Man, the Rebellion screening was incredible.
Just finished watching Kizu at the local theater - it was pretty good but so short, only 64 minutes. Pic is the cover of the book they offered at the cinema.
Scanning it now.
A lot of the typical shots with a solid black/white background and some simple text (pic related) were using French instead of the typical Kanji/Kana combinations. The black shots simply said, "NOIR" and several at the very beginning had entire passages of text in French.
>move out of NYC 2 months before Madoka arrived in theaters
>still unable to get back
It wasn't 100% faithful as in exactly literal but it was extremely close. From what I remember the novel doesn't spend a lot of time describing very specific/tiny environmental details so it seemed like Shaft took a lot of liberty with that and created some really nice settings.
They put a lot of effort into what some people will probably write off as fanservice - especially the early scene when Araragi gets a peak of Hanekawa's panties, but that scene is given so much attention in the novel that it seemed fitting. Hanekawa's chest is absolutely massive and it seemed to me like the rest of her torso and waist were a lot thinner, which had the effect of making her tits seem that much more impossibly large. Koyomi does tend to place a high value on and praise her chest quite a bit in the novels so this seemed fitting. Some of her gestures and mannerisms seemed a lot more playful than the way she is portrayed in the TV series, so she comes off as very happy and outgoing when meeting Araragi for the first time.
The scenes that depict a lot of movement and action are pretty intense, especially the one where Araragi ventures out into the sunlight after becoming a vampire, and when he encounters the dying KissShot. There are some whacky cuts between shots where you get a glimpse of a highly stylized cartoon representation of the characters, similar to the ones in the TV series, but there seemed to only be a couple.
The house is only shown in 2 shots but it is drastically different externally. It basically looks like this.
I don't know about you dork ass niggas but I know I will be smelling like normie
Victoria Secret Amber Romance and Bath & Body Works Warm Vanilla.
Where my Dallas niggas at, good chance of showing at Texas Theatre?
Would love to talk fragrances with you amongst the unwashed sweat-glazed, cum-encrusted otaku after the movie.
Do you know anyone else who would want to smell like Victoria Secret and Bath & Body Works?
I'm hoping the fine gentlemen of /a/ have somehow learned to bathe and are up on their body spray and cologne game.
They have always been absolutely massive. Just now Shaft actually animates it. They did it more in Owari too. Her buns should be getting more attention for the teasing him about his porn scene, the brofist after the panty gift scene, and especially the shed scene.
As to what that guy says about her character versus what we see in the show, Hanekawa was always seductively playful, she just does it naturally. Remember the almost kiss with Araragi in Bake? Or the breast ticket in Nise? It's just in Kizu it's more apparent that people notice it.
Whose cock do you want him to love, Anon?
It's not change, it's an improvement.
But you guys got Madoka though. I remember the closest location for me was
Trust me, the difference is subtle but it is very much there.
Pretty sure it was 21:9.
Here is the scanned book http://exhentai.org/g/891899/60f77493a1/
Thanks! Doubt it will get a screening anywhere near so the booklet will have to do for the next long months.
If we get a listing and you still need a ride you should post saying so, I've been following kizu threads
I'm in the South Hills but I don't mind driving, it'll just be me +1 so we'll have room in the car
No; I'm just west of Harrisburg (in the middle of fucking nowhere).
I just found it amusing because there are so many tours that will hit New York, Philladelphia, and Baltimore, but not Pittsburgh.
You never really see this version of her in the movie - the way she looks in the trailer is the only version you get to see as an adult. You do get to see two very different sides of her though aside from the cold stare you see in the trailer.
When Koyomi first encounters her and she asks him to save her, she eventually starts to yell at him and basically demands that he act to help her. Once he recoils and runs away screaming she begins to break down and sob like a child, apologizing and begging for help. This is what moves him to return to her and offer his life for hers.
>Actually wanting to go to the theatres to watch this and be in a room with filthy fat weebs from /a/
>Trust me, the difference is subtle but it is very much there
I did say it was more pronounced in Kizu, so I would not he surprised if they show it.
I mean, Araragi is spilling spaghetti over her even now, it's for a reason. There us a reason he gets all excited about being around her, despite how people say it's all about lust.
Anyone that denies that cat is best girl is either a reddit memer or just plain delusional
She has a perfect body
Actual character growth unlike crabshit
A cute and playful personality
Pure virgin unlike crabslut who sold her virginity to kaiki
What isn't there to like?
I-It should come to the Garden State mall r-right? Were trendy enough to have nipponese movies, r-right?
I almost envy being this ignorant when it comes to computer related things.
life is suffering as a comp sci major.
feels like everyone around you is computer illiterate.
Hey now, Cat and Crab are good friends and probably a bit more seeing how Araragi gets lonely at them setting up lunch dates together and excluding him.
I can just imagine the commentary between them during the shed scene. I don't think Araragi will ever be roasted as hard as then.
You don't need to install anything.
You register and g.e-hentai
then you log into your account there
and go to exhentai
and boom you're past the sadpanda
what the fuck is wrong with retards these days
also if you're scared for your privacy and at the same time using 4chan, which can and will be used against you if needed. You're either really retarded or just baiting.
I don't know about compsci, but people in my compeng program don't know shit. I heard someone (undergrad) say "I dunno what this 'gee enn yoo' thing is" the other day, and I can say without a doubt that the majority of /g/ knows more about consumer electronics/building PCs/etc. than any of my profs.
Adding on to this, just get a load of this retard here
Obviously he understands internet safety/security, etc., but he's too fucking retarded to understand how to get onto exhentai the normal way, without installing plugins or whatever the fuck those retards use
The disgusting people exist, they just aren't a majority. You don't really have to worry about them, especially if you're going with people you know.
I'd hope so. He's being an arrogant prick so I wouldn't put it past him though.
I hope learning how to enter cartoon porn websites isn't part of his cs curriculum though.
Butthurt crabshits detected
There is litterally no reason to dislike cat and you know it. Keep staying delusional.
German or english subs?
Please be english
>go to cinema
>watch Patema inverted
>bunch of cute girls in the row in front of me
>that moment when a fat guy with long hair and beard enters
>I felt a sense of camaraderie
Just the thought of being in the same room as people that watch anime makes me sick.
I'm cool with talking to you all through the monitor but you probably smell like shit.
There has to be a reason for you just assuming that.
How do you smell Anon?
> has very apparent depression and stress.
> family issues
> trouble socializing and has few real friends
> mary sue
Just because she's smart doesn't make her a mary sue you negroid.
at least make your bait less obvious.
>A guy so anally devastated to post recurring threads about a anime character he doesn't like thinking others are pathetic
Not even a crabfag, but hey keep on fighting the good fight. Whatever helps you sleeping at night.
Having a dramatic background is typical of the mary sue so the viewer can symphatize with her. Also she's beloved by pretty much everyone in the cast and has basically no flaws. If you don't believe she's a Mary Sue then you're thinking with your dick.
Do people think smell is gonna be a problem in a scarcely filled theater?
I'd be more worried about some shitposter spouting memes in the middle of the movie.
You don't understand what a mary sue is do you?
A mary sue is an author self insert character that is perfect in every way and has no flaws whatsoever.
Hanekawa has flaws. In fact her "perfectness" is her flaw. Simply put she is just TOO nice. (something which was brought up numerous times in the series.) It's the reason she has no friends until meeting araragi and also the reason her family is so hostile towards her. She is also incredibly introverted and rarely ever showed her true feelings. it was only until neko white did she finally accept herself, all her jealously and pain, did she show any real emotion. That's the whole point of her character growth.
Maybe you should try actually watching the anime or reading the novels before making such a comment.
have y'all seen this?
>You don't understand what a mary sue is do you?
Seems like you're the one who's confused.
>In fact her "perfectness" is her flaw
You just described her as a Mary Sue.
if I didnt really really need to wear shoes, I would not. guess what? right now Im not wearing any shoes
oh well not like anime viewers give 2 shits about internal consistency in fantasy
all of the years waiting for THIS.
THIS change was why it took so long for it to come out. they scrapped the old look for the new one. EVERYONES SKIN IS PINK and the WORLD IS YELLOW.
>muh art direction
First videogames, now anime? what has this world come to?
was it all worth it?
h-hold me guys ;__;
>A mary sue is an author self insert character
Not him but this is not always the case. There's a difference between an author self-insert and a Mary Sue. A good example of an author self-insert would be the MC in Welcome to the NHK because the author was also a Hikikomori, yet Satou is completely flawed and basically the opposite of what a Mary Sue character should be.
Can all you white kids stay home please, I don't want to get shot up in the theaters .
>it wasn't me, it was some other anon I swear
Dude sex human resources was good. Even with the yellow filter it looked great for a 2011 game.
Anon, a mary sue is a TYPE of author self insert. A subset if you will.
All mary sues are self inserts, but not all self inserts are mary sues.
I'm going to a us screening of kizu cosplaying as doll.
I said with a posed look.
Allow m to attempt to defend it slightly. The issue is that she's FORCING herself to act perfect, like a perfect mary sue. It's something self inflicted. Rejecting her own emotions and forcing herself to be pure and perfect. She isn't actually a perfect person, NOBODY is. It's okay to show emotions it's okay to not forgive people, the problem is that Hanekawa doesn't allow herself to act on those emotions, and treat them as personal imperfections. She's scared people will hate her if she's anything BUT perfect, and constantly apologizes when she does something that isn't perfect. It's not that her flaw is being perfect, it's that her flaw is an attempt at being a perfect saint, and how creepy and fucked up other people think that behavior is. She buries a cat without feeling any particular emotions because it's the "right thing to do". It's something a good person is supposed to do, so she does it without feeling any remorse for the cat. Araragi says that it's because she treats the cat on the same level as herself, and doesn't look down on it, but then again Araragi has a very warped perception of Hanekawa himself. And even then, although he himself thinks she's perfect, there's just something unsettling about it. Something unnatural about how Hanekawa acts "perfectly". It isn't regular or healthy behavior, and obviously leads her to becoming stressed because of how little she allows herself to express these feelings. She creates her own problems in an attempt to act like a mary sue, it's all self inflicted because at the end of the day she ISN'T a perfect person, she's human and it's alright for her to make mistakes, get jealous, and get stressed because she can't get everything she wants. An actual mary sue wouldn't be treated in the wrong for her perfection, nor would she be forced to realize that it's alright to have actual human flaws. Also pretty sure an actual mary sue would have been banging Araragi in the end. Now I'm saying this as a Crab fag.
We dont even get to see the first fight with 'turgy?
>coming to select US theaters February 26th
>can't find anything about theatres in europe, much less my country
It's okay senpaitachi, I don't need it. I'll just wait for the BDs.
Sucks ass, being the only place where they screen it gives them the responsibility to sub it in a language most people actually speak, especially when it comes to anime fans. At least I know German but think about all the frenchfags and britbongs.
>Dans le cadre du Festival Paris Loves Anime Wakanim est heureux d’annoncer la projection exceptionnelle du premier film de la trilogie Kizumonogatari le vendredi 29 janvier 2016 au Grand Rex, à Paris.
>D'autres salles en France seront annoncées prochainement !
To the shock of even the worst shaft licker, Kizu comes out on top Friday, beating even Star Wars and Yokai Watch.
順位 販売数 座席数 回数 館数 先週比 映画（作品名）
*1 44155 175057 *566 *85 ****** 傷物語 Ⅰ 鉄血篇
*2 43604 560918 2342 233 *21.7% スター・ウォーズ フォースの覚醒
*3 14088 259896 1118 225 ****** ブリッジ・オブ・スパイ
*4 12259 157506 *908 217 *50.4% ｏｒａｎｇｅ オレンジ
*5 10107 320007 1359 225 *13.9% 映画 妖怪ウォッチ エンマ大王と５つの物語だニャン！
*6 *6933 104640 *714 219 *35.9% 母と暮せば
*7 *4979 *92846 *642 225 *16.0% ００７ スペクター
*8 *3212 *11578 **65 *53 *87.1% ガールズ＆パンツァー 劇場版
*9 *2683 *72352 *542 222 *19.8% 杉原千畝 スギハラチウネ
10 *2571 *99801 *682 175 *18.1% 映画ちびまる子ちゃん～イタリアからきた少年～
11 *2516 *78037 *553 167 *23.2% クリード チャンプを継ぐ男
12 *1945 **9774 **56 *13 ****** クリムゾン・ピーク
13 *1615 *42578 *306 202 *34.4% 海難１８９０
14 *1197 *41474 *266 188 *18.8% Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ スヌーピー ＴＨＥ ＰＥＡＮＵＴＳ ＭＯＶＩＥ
15 *1110 *21549 *151 *96 *22.1% 映画 ハイ・スピード－Ｆｒｅｅ！Ｓｔａｒｔｉｎｇ Ｄａｙｓ－
44k seat count at typical 65% coverage and 1400 ticket price average should come out to around 100 million yen opening day. 200m week 1 should be assured, 300m is within reach.
We Germans will get it.
The site just says "OmU" which I assume means "Orginalfassung mit Untertiteln". So basicly the original version with subtitles.
The subs language isn't stated but according to some other anon the subs will German.
>using English subs for the 3 retards who would travel to Germany just to see the movie
Beating Star Wars could be a fluke of 2ch's count, it's only ~500 tickets difference, so I don't think Kizu would actually debut #1 this weekend. It does have a realistic shot of coming out number two though.
Any Georgiafags here? I'm seriously considering driving an hour to ATL to watch this shit
Sex Fantasy European Woman: A BLOO BLOO BLOOD I'M AN EVIL VAMPIRE WITH HUGE FUCKING TITS
Japanese Self Insert: NO UR NOT EVIL
Sex Fantasy European Woman: YES I AM
Japanese Self Insert: NO U
Sex Fantasy European Woman: UR A VAMPIRE U KNO MY PAIN
Japanese Self Insert: K BE GOOD NOW
Sex Fantasy European Woman: OK LET'S GO GET FOOD
Retard: DIE DEMON U DON'T BELONG IN THIS-
Sex Fantasy European Woman: OM NOM NOM
Japanese Self Insert: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sex Fantasy European Woman: SEE I'M EVIL
JAPANESE SELF INSERT: No u
Sex Fantasy European Woman: K guess i'm good now
Japanese Self Insert: RIP retard guy oh btw ur my slave now:^)
Sex Fantasy European Woman: I am now a loli?!?
Because they're really good and there's a new season every year
Whether she's actually truly perfect or not doesn't really matter when she's still a very idealized character with problems only an idealized character can have.
Those problems may be a sign of self awareness from the writer and excuse her as a character but that doesn't make catfags any less tasteless for liking her as a person.
No but suit yourself. It's not like I'll convince you to change your taste.
Eh I like her more for her character than as an actual person. As actual people more of the characters are kind of assholes, but I still think they're good enough characters to follow.
> trouble socializing and has few real friends
I know you meant this as a point but only half of this is true. She is a popular class rep, and has no problems giving people advice and socializing. Why she has few actual friends was talked about in White.
Just getting around to Shinobu Mail, holy shit Kanbaru.
>THEY"RE WATCHING ANIME IN THEATER
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HOW FUCKING PATHETIC CAN YOU FAGGOTS GET?
>Shootings at various cinemas screening Kizu
>An anti-anime terrorist group claims them
>American GitS gets cancelled just in case
Everything according to keikaku.
You guys are cool, don't go to the movies.
What? She wasn't trying to be perfect, she was tryimg to be normal. What scared people is that her normality is alien to everyone else.
For instance when she saves Araragi from Episode, she says that helping friends is normal. Its not her trying to be cool, she really thinks that if you see a friend in trouble about to be murdered, it is commonplace to be disemboweled trying to save them. Any talent she has she beleives that anyone can gain through just hard work and common sense.
Her trying to be normal when she can only be abnormal with her great intellect and warped outlook is the problem. You don't try to be normal, because there is no such thing as 'normal'.
>live in Seattle
>100% chance of getting a screening
Thank you weebs.
Hamburg screening on january 16th
sucks to be an amerifat
It's okay, senpai
I would be mad too if I were american
>Germany is way more shit than America for many reasons
when I watched Disappearance there were almost no people so I didn't really worry when I went to see other movies, but you're right it's not really a lot of fun when theirs a lot of annoying fans in the room with you so If I can I'll go for a screening in the middle of the run when their won't be a lot of people
The possible locations in Houston both enforce a strict no-talking policy during movies.
You can also order beer and food during the movie. The entire setup actually sounds pretty nice.
hope NC gets at least one. I didn't go for Rebellion but I really wanna see kizu. Would be cool if charlotte got it.
>Alamo Drafthouse Screening
Too bad I know literally no one that would go to this with me
>tfw no kizu in you country
who /irrelevant country/ here?
>go to Kizu showing
>me and my gf sitting in the back
>trying to watch this animu while 15 /a/nons all smell like strippers and are giving each other HJs under their skirts
>they keep shouting "Fucking Commie subs" and laughing every 15 minutes on the dot, no matter what's on screen
>someone taped a pepe to the men's room stall for some reason and jacked off onto it
Every goddamn time
At what time are we suppose to watch Koyomi in the app?
>you walk into the theater
>everyone's a normal human being
>it's announced and I could just make the 2 hour drive
>mfw I wouldn't dare to go alone
It's ok Anon, there has to be that one guy.
I've never seen a western screening of an anime movie since I've usually already seen it by the time it comes out, but I might make an exception this time. Are they usually officially subbed or not?
She lost out on Araragi because she tried so hard to act perfect that he thought she was out of his league. The oddities she created are part of her personality, their flaws are her flaws. Clearly not a Mary Sue
I use VPN Gate List with Open VPN connect, works perfectly, you need a japanese gmail account though, at least for download the app directly from the app store, but if you have it from qoo app it works too
A few independent/avant garde film fags might. And there's always a few random people who wander in. The won't understand anything that's going on, though.
Not for lack of knowledge of the series, since Kizu is the first thing chronologically so you can follow it even without any knowledge of Monogatari, but because normalfags probably can't follow the storytelling style.
Well yes, from a meta perspective, but that anon was right that it was partly her abnormality(although it was her wanting to be normal, not perfect, which was her problem) and his fault for being a chicken.
It's why Nisio teases the ship hard even when he writes her being rejected and basically has her lead the commentaries for although good portion. That, and he likes to torture characters he favors, like Urobuchi with Sakura from FSN. Why do you think he keeps pairing her with Ougi?
It's probably not coming to any theater outside of the US or Japan. Shit's expensive.
Being so close to the border you can probably drive/fly down to Chicago, though. Or Minnesota/Wisconsin if any theater there is showing it.
my nigga, I'm putting bets on The Screening Room. I went to see Rebellion two years back with another /a/non and it was great, no dickheads or retards anywhere
Nah, everything started because the wind was strong
Look at the sales, there is a reason its shit.
Twitter and social media and talking about it on forums will make it more cringeworthy and horrible than madoka, but now with less plot and more boring stock characters that talk all about HOW NEGATIVE AND SAD EVERYTHING IS! BEING EMO IS GOOD!