Strike Witches thread.
Which Witch would you? Has there been any fucking news of season 3? You'd think a series with it's decent popularity would get more attention.
Posting best witch with Trude and Erica.
>Which Witch would you? Has there been any fucking news of season 3
Shirley I guess, or most of the americans, and yes.
It didn't get much attention because it's not actually that good. Could have been condensed into something half as long. Even the slice of life stuff was drawn out as fuck.
>It didn't get much attention because it's not actually that good.
What's not that good? The season 3 news or season 2 as a whole? I agree with the season 2 being kind of drawn out.
I want 502nd.
I dont disagree that season 2 was shit. But it being shit doesnt prevent studios from making it when
1. It sells well
2. a 3rd season has been fucking announced and we dont know jack shit.
>Which Witch would you fuck?
Too many good choices, my top nine would be: Trude, Marseille, Minna, Heidi, Keiko, Perrine or Nipa, Shirley, Rudel and Lynette.
Would Strike Witches make a better OVA series than a full cour series? I think it would do a better job at world building and showing different conflicts from around the world rather than focusing on one group for 12 or 24 episodes.
>buy erica daki on a date
>wasn't going to use it, but waste of money not to
>actually proves to be the savior of my fucked up back
>become attached over time, despite believing is never become a waifufag
>tfw on a road trip, literally forced people to make room to bring it along.
>mfw they admit it's comfortable to sleep on in the car
>mfw picture isn t my face
That was a sign to forsake 3DPD, clearly you've not picked up on that.
Clearly it's Sturm. With it, you can, uh, you know. Sturm stuff.
It's probably healing.
See? No more leaf raking. Total proof Erica is the best.
Minna - clairvoyance
Mio - magic sight
Gertrud - super strength
Erica - ether attack
Eila - foresight
Sanya - magic radar
Francesca - concentrated shield magic attack
Charlotte - speed boost
Perrine - lightning attack
Lynette - projectile manipulation
Yoshika - healing
Believe in Silverlink anon, they do a good job with other anime.
Great, now I'm imagining that scene from Breathless where Michel lifts up the woman's skirt except with Erica doing it.
>Charlotte - speed boost
Charlotte - titty powers
The 506th has some of the top cuties with Kunika, Isabelle, and Heinrike, kinda sad we probably won't see an anime focusing on them anytime soon.
shirley would be the best mother because she has ample milk for her young
not enough ample milk
Our child would be the most spoiled.
Season 3 PV will be shown at some event next month. It'll follow the 502nd.
Rumor has it, going by OVA 3, that Eila and Sanya will either appear or partake in Season 3. If not that, the Aurora manga would be why they didn't get a spot (though that would still leave Sanya to be left out).
Oh look I caught a witch thread early. How come they always start at night? Also no news on S3 that I've heard.
>Rumor has it, going by OVA 3, that Eila and Sanya will either appear or partake in Season 3.
That would be great, I'd enjoy their character dynamics with Nipa and Aleks.
You wot mate?
Will check out Helma for that.
Lots of community involvement and political campaigns I assume during peace time.
I really hope Eila shows up, though I will settle for awesome Aurora too.
That is a new ship for me. Do you just like large fun bags?
I ship nipples and shirley
No smoking in perfect Karlsland. Erica would be retired from her military career some time in her early 30s and I would bring home the schnitzel.
You can't just play God like that, anon.
Looks a lot like Sanya.
I hope if they make a new protag they'll create a better and more likeable witch than Yoshika or Shizuka.
>this suggestive expression from Perrine
What did she mean by this?
Boy was being a cunt towards her, now he's all meek and obedient and Perrine of course enjoys it.
I don't get why she's even in the movie though, she's such an uptight nofun character, what's her point?
>uptight nofun characte
They're the most fun.
Nipa and Shirley?
How would they kiss? There's four airbags stopping them from colliding.
>Do you just like large fun bags
Nothing wrong with liking a nice pair of witch tits anon.
Since we're doing crack pairings.
Trude and Shizuka
Marseille and Yoshika
Sanya and Trude
Rudel and Helma
Minna and Shirley
Eila and Trude
Lynette and Erica
Heidi and Ursula
Did you get Curtis LeMay to get her an A bomb to remove Keba- I mean Neuroi?
Wasn't implying that they were bad, I can only think of that ship if you just like large woozles together is all.
Also I imagine Eila and Trude would be similar to Erica and Trude since Eila normally is a very mischievous girl. But yeah these are some crack parings alright.
Lynette and Erica is truly the most crack.
Heidi/Ursula and Rudel/Helma don't seem so out there.
Sanya is an honorary little sister so Trude loves her already. Eila is an actual little sister as well.
Yoshika loves Marseille and i'm sure you can guess why.
Eila wasn't very vocal prior to Sanya joining the 501st iirc. It wasn't until she meet Sanya there that she opened up. By that time she was already taken. Trude never had the opportunity.
I just started shipping Lucchini and Helma.
"She is interested in mature men such that after her retirement at 20 years old she married a Faraway Land commissioned Air Force officer who was 30 years old, and her senior, surprising her family and friends."
Wait, I thought he was 50? Was it a mistranslation?
The cutest bulldog.
I'd be totally fine with Nao being the protag of the new anime.
It's a shame these uniforms never really appear in the anime, they are the best and most sexiest ever.
Both are cancer.
Long as it isn't Trudy. Shes my waifu.
Or forced Breeding.
Erica/Heidi is my favorite unconventional witch friendship.
It was the posts in this thread that made me shipping them.
Crack pairings are all about taking two characters that are as far away from each other as possible and then imagining how they would interact, go together, what kind of chemistry they would develop, and so on.
It's horrible fanfic headcanon and it's fun.
alright was just curious. I never thought of that pair before. As far as my crack pairing goes is EilaxPerrine
That's not even real crack, they have a lot interaction with each other, and damn would I love that pairing just for Eila's teasing.
That's not really a crack pairing, either. If Sanya had been portrayed as a little sister to Eila, Perrine x Eila would, without a doubt, be the pairing. They synergize well.
Kind of a shame. I mean, I like ExS, but ExP is pretty fun.
Yeah I know, that's why I said it's the extent of my crack pairings. None of my preferred pairings are that out there.
How do you not lewd them when they're never wearing pants?
Now that's a bizarre pair for me. Then again I've always been a staunch LynnxYoshika fan.
Bless kisetsu and her Truley love.
Even Fumikane delivered a cute pic of those two.
There's no pairing cuter than Erica x Sanya.
It's a classic and great pair. I want a wedding pic of the two or a nice Sweet Vanilla Non Ero Doujin of their married life. It'd be great.
Witches are for sex and breeding.
I'd fuck Perrine so hard, she'll be limping the next day.
Shirley and Lucchini are the peanut butter and chocolate of Strike Witches.
I'm glad sturming Sanya's belt is canon.
That art book is the best.
Perflat or soft and bouncy?
>I'm a faggot or a pedo or a faggot pedo
oh look my waifu is the perfect balance in the middle. Well time to snuggle with her for bed. Hope to see the thread is still here tomorrow.
Always soft and bouncy.
Something about Witch oppais that are just so wonderful. I find Trude's quite underrated, she hides them well but I bet once they are out in the open they are pretty much wonderfully shapely and bouncy. Minna and Lynette's are of course wonderful too.
Rabbits breed by the dozen!
I wonder how much cum I could fit in shirley's ass
>cumming inside the ass
Fucking degenerate please leave.
More importantly, I wonder who would wear the pants, considering they are both very similar in personality one of them would have to be the more stern one to even things out, then again this IS Yoshika we're talking about and I imagine Lynette could just entrance her with her tits if they ever get into a serious heated argument.
I wish I was that pillow
I wish i was that butt.
>Sanya will never crawl into your bed
Let's say you're in the Witches universe, how the hell would you make yourself stand out more so you end up with a Witch and not a regular human?
I can if I try!
>not taking ownership of all your waifu's holes
Some people don't like being smothered in their sleep.
With Erica you're definitely the one cooking. I'm sure I can Trude her into cleaning at least.
That episode pissed me off. You don't wake up to go back to sleep to get on nights. You stay up as late as you can then sleep so you wake up later to be up at night.
>Some people don't like being smothered in their sleep.
yeah, gay faggot muslim illegal immigrant communist nazis.
sure I can, how could you ever love an ass without loving it's penetrable birthmark?
Is he Humikane's self insert? I've seen the claim.
Exhausting? I'm not lewd enough for that.
I want a traditional household for the most part, so it wouldn't be full househusband mode.
I bet you she snores.
Anybody desiring this slut?
Can someone bother to tell me why has there been so many fucking threads in past over a week?
And why are the OP's every single time so retarded?
This shit doesn't make any sense.
Reminder that a champ like her would never be interested in losers like you.
Pony tails are great but I'm more partial to braids.
I want Perrine to do a split S on me, if you know what I mean.
I want to pat Perrine on the head, scratch her behind the ears, while openly admitting to not enjoying it, eventually it would make my heart go doki, doki, seeing her face break down as she slowly succumbs to enjoying while purring like a cat.
All you guys ever do is just want more and more and be greedy in the process like some sort of spoiled children.
Some witches don't have much to work with.
He`s only guy in the story who has a chance.
>Mio as happy wife and mother
I think her hair is perfect the way it is. Lots of others seem to think it's pretty boring though. It really is my favorite short haired style.
Her having slightly longer hair like in the 1947 pics is nice too.
Yes, Hijikata from S2 and ''Cold Winter 1947'' short story
Did you even watch the show?
He's Hijikata, http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Hijikata_Keisuke
And Mio ordered him to shoot at her to test her shields in S2 start.
He's also big part of the Cold Winter 1947 story together with Mio.
Damn right, I want.
You don't seem to realize that many just post once or twice and leave it at that. If you subtract from 260 posts the 37 directly and be left with 223, the remaining could be easily filled with just few anons. And circlejerking is hell of a strong force in these generals.
There's few anons who have easily over 30 posts alone in this thread. Also are you serious, like actually serious about that being any good? Most threads by this point in have around 80 posters..
When will these questions die off like the cancer they have been always?
>ere's few anons who have easily over 30 posts alone in this thread. Also are you serious, like actually serious about that being any good? Most threads by this point in have around 80 posters.
Oh got it, you're a shitposting elitist tripfag. Should have just said fuck off and left it at that.
Shirley. She`s hot as hell.
Just let me knock her up and I can die happy.
The pachislot machines are up for sale on yahoo auctions all of a sudden.
I can't imagine what they would cost to ship.
Use helma.us too to follow info about this franchise if you're interested in it. It's the best place. New season will air this or next year most likely.
H-how much do they go for?
Huh, I somehow expected much worse. But yeah, the shipping would kill anyone outside Japan off.
The new season will be about other wing you dingus. There's room to show other places and fronts of the war. There's also chances to take other takes on the franchise if they want to. Stuff doesn't have to stay stale, which though seems to be a big problem with Nips in general.
I got drunk and rewatched some of the first season yesterday. Shit aired in 2007, the first season is almost 10 years old! I remember when this aired. that made me feel like I've been here forever.
And second season aired in 2010, now almost 6 years ago and yet we're still somehow managing almost daily threads on /a/ about this with no content to speak of. Just circlejerking in the meanwhile waiting for the new season like a new moon.
I remember the weekly first season threads when episodes aired like yesterday, fun times..
I wouldn't say its daily for threads, not anymore at least. its more like twice a week or once a week. The "love is alive and well" thing was when the threads were daily and those probably stopped a good 2 years ago.
There's been four threads in last 7 days. The first one of the year was deleted however for the shitposting. But yeah prior the year change it has been somewhat like that for few months now miraculously, but that's still quite the short time to speak of.
Thanks. I know whose time it is on the gelbooru.
This show is still popular. New anime, manga, light novels are coming. And fanbase is active. Pretty good for almost 10-years old anime.
OVA aired in 2007.
Could be produced around that afterwards right after which is why the year is like that even if it aired in 2008. I'm not sure.
I always laugh when you complain about people bumping the threads by making posts you don't like, yet feel the need to complain thus causing even more posts to occur. The last large thread I remember was the before Christmas one.
Minna for breeding.
huh, isn't that the same thing that the guy who spams EVERY madoka thread does?
he always complains about "shipping" "crack posts" "stop fucking bumping this shit thread" and derails the thread with 200+ posts of "STOP POSTING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"
I laugh at my stupidity as well honestly. I always contemplate whether to point out things or not, late autumn was the best time there has been. In the end it feels like there's not much difference in the results. Laughing is a good thing at least.
I think we're getting a full card set. This and Sakamoto is all I've seen though.
Oh, and here are some other images I stumbled upon I don't recognize. Are these from the mobage? Something else?
Oh, I think it's the pachislot.
Terribly uncharacteristic boob envy, see >>135830279
Yeah, I did.
Commissioning art or writing fanfic isn't /a/ at all though.
>Shirley, Trude and Lucchi in full size maid dresses.
Yesss, the 'normal' clothes keep appearing every now and then more and more.
Thanks for these images, haven't checked whether the pachislot 'anime' has gotten uploaded in its entirety somewhere.
But that's barely anime or manga discussing at all about the shows. That's just something that's fine somewhere like /c/ and the likes. Or fine just once in a while among other stuff when things pile up.
Sounds to me all you want is just generals for the sake of them.
Finding respectable western artists that take commissions is probably pretty hard.
One thing i've wanted to do personally is commission witch plushes, but i've not found anyone that seems decent enough to do so with.
Sounds like all you wanna do is bitch without actually changing anything. Turn off your name.
Slow progress is still progress. There are plenty of people on deviantart that woudl accept. .less being one.
can it, there are talented people there and you fucking know it
But I always try to stay on topic or answer show related questions if I see them. And I do try to change things around by encouraging more people to use helma actively, that place needs more love. I haven't really created threads in years here since there hasn't been need for them besides the OVA releases last year among any manga chapters.
Fanart doesn't warrant having threads over on /a/.. There are better places for that if you want dumps or discuss cute/ecchi art.
Oh piffle, you own me later, you hear?
That fucker. Does lots and lots and lots of mg stuff.
Oh give it up. This fucking show is nothing but shitty fanservice.
Every last part, mediocre. The only perks are the tits. Know what you are for Christ's sake, this show isn't a work of art. It was tits then and its tits now.
Unless you like the flat German bitch. Then you're gay.
Oh. That's who I found.
I didn't really see any anime characters, so...
You sound like you have a very specific view on what this franchise is to you and that you haven't been here for long.
Most of us here are for the girls, history fluff on the side and what not combined together into what the strike witches are all about. Ecchi alone doesn't carry any show afar ever.
The story is campy and mediocre sure but there's more to it since it's the entire war we're talking about and I'm not debating whether it is 'art' or not, but it's not tits then nor tits now just only.
That's anime, and its not furry in the least. If you thing jp is furry, visit and they'll be happy to reeducate you.
Eagle my man, you take to much out of weeaboo cartoons.
Like, just realtalk for a second here this show is just dumb fanservice, and expecting anything greater out of it is ridiculous.
Daily? this is the first I've seen since before Christmas, and there wasn't any thread for Christmas and the day after I kept checking the catalog are we using different titles for witch threads now?
Whatever you say my man.
I said 'almost'!
You can just go to the archives and search 'witch' for threads.
The one that doesn't get me shot.
If you wanna improve strike witches, you gotta do it your damn self. Again, write something, draw something, make a patch.
Just don't complain about the threads being filled with tits when the show is filled with tits too
Let me know if you ever find someone to do plushies. I want in on that.
Commissions are closed anyways. And helma has a nice drawfriend taking requests.
I want to ride the night sky next to Heidi on a black F4U Corsair. Hearing his lovely chant to the moon on my radio, patrolling the starry night until dawn, go back to the HQ and sleep on her bosom all day, resting for the next night.
>Rumor has it, going by OVA 3, that Eila and Sanya will either appear or partake in Season 3
There's not any real information on that, but it's basically the only valid reason for them to not have either character in the movie OR the OVAs (technically they were present, but only for a few seconds).
If Eila isn't in the new season, I'm done with this franchise.
For the last time, writing fanfics, drawing something, making a patch doesn't warrant the amount of small circlejerk generals we're having nor is it anime or manga related source material discussion wise and pertains to rules.
You sure have a thick head.
>Black F4U Corsair
That's some good taste right there anon even if 'I want' posting.
The rumor was started by us yeah, so there's no credibility to any of it in the end whether they appear or not. The way the studio treats Eila and Sanya despite their immense popularity is astonishing. The Strike Witches 2016 calendar that arrived week ago to me doesn't have Eilanya on it at all represented..
Eila goddamn better be in new season or get her OVA at some point with Sanya then.
>black F4U Corsair
Good taste anon.
Here's a tiny Lucchini. Fits her well.
Oh, here's some more. Still no Karlslanders though.
Damn, these are hella kawaii.
Where are you picking these off, twitter surely? The helma anon hasn't updated the album with these as far I see.
All girls in Suomus uniform and sweaters when?
How can I get my own Lucchini?
I was thinking of taking in a black kitten and doing some voodoo spells on it.
Just put this up on the NSFW Helma board if anyone is interested.
I cant wait for her.
She's lovely. Like most witches, but she just seems really lovely.
Read the thread, it's been stated twice now and it has its own thread on helma even.
It has all the threads alive since its start.
Why would they be deleted?.. And no, I don't need answer.
A new Fumikane thread needs to be made though as the current one is over 1000 posts in already and it's getting a pain to load and browse through for stuff.
I really like Gundulla, her adult charm. Hope, we`ll see her in the S3.
I just want to fuck a witch, is that so much to ask?
They are made for pure love.
Anons become retarded and blinded as time passes by. Love is dead on /a/.
Their magic never goes away though besides some, only in strength..
Wonder if Ferrara even had children.
You forgot or didn't care to actually know that not all children become witches despite their parents witch-hood.