Who is the comfiest ship?
I would play this.
Like really sweet nectar from the finest heavens itself.
A Nuka-cola-like kiss from a ghoul is fine.
Well I do like myself some holy water, desu
Uh, Shigure, think you might need to fix your hair a bit.
>In the endless sea of Kashima doujins, one light shines through the darkness, i.e., this doujin: the one and only Hagikaze doujin uploaded. Hagikaze was the best Fall 2015 ship, deal with it.
You can feel his salt from miles away.
lol the j-list ad i got on the bottom "naughty products from japan"
on the ad is a cropped image of pic related of Ushio and on the right is a image of Hamakaze bent over showing her transparent pantyhose clad panties & ass.
they are learning that we want ship sluts.
That circle's stuff is pretty vanilla without the weird stuff, so it's nice that they're having fun.
wouldn't be shocked if that's the case just got a j-list onahole ad with the same hamakaze image i mentioned before only flipped around with the title "Kancolle parody onaholes & more"
We haven't seen the other Fubuki sisters.
I wonder when we'll ever see them.
My starter ship cant be this cute and beautiful
Sometimes I feel like I should level another Murakumo to marriage without kai2ing her. But then I married my Murakumo before she got a kai2 anyway.
shoe rudders are dumb, and having them stick out forwards is dumb squared
It's okay, I never really had a popular favorite character
Sweet delicious pudding
>Hey Commander...What do you think about me?
i think a few areas could use some improving.
i think you should be pumping out my brood.
As long as it's more violence against Kaga to put those fuckers in their place.
I know absolutely nothing about KanColle. Seriously, not a thing other than it's about ships and taking over comiket. I couldn't even tell you what the source material is, whether it comes from a manga, animu or just something people built up like what happened with toe hoo.
I saved a load of pictures of this ship one day while aimlessly browsing pixiv and some boorus. Was this a good choice of ship? I think she is cute,
Source material is a browser game. It's not hard to get into even if you don't understand Japanese.
The choice of ship you have right now is good, but playing the game may or may not end up changing your choice.
That's a pocket battleship m8. Good choice
Her whole thing is that she's a destroyer, one of the lightest classes of ships, but she idolizes battleships, the heaviest. It's mostly based on her history with the battleship Musashi, who she rescued the survivors of when it sank. She basically wants to be a battleship when she grows up. It's very cute. But if you got into it you'd find plenty more good girls.
Post your favourite image of your favourite bote
Yeah Akebono is super tsun.
kai ni when
Kiyoshimo is such a battleship nerd
Serious question: Can you actually marry a ship in the game? I wasn't going to ever play this or get more involved than looking at some fanart since I have a backlog to do, but this could change everything.
I want to run away with her from the war and seek asylum in another country to grow old together!
Speaking of the wiki, I still can't help but laugh at how cancerous the community over there is.
I remember that one article during the last event where how one contributer/user/what have you, placed a 'Don't EDIT this part unless you have proof to debunk my claims!' or whatnot in bold letters.
But Akebono told me what she dreamt of doing after the war ends. And I told her I'm 3 days from retirement as well.
We'll never make it!
>that Nachi doujin where she became a full-fledged mother
Well to be fair I only do it once per Kantai thread. And I'd probably stop if somone typed all or some of the dialogue from the first episode but nobody seems to wanna help me out.
Both of you stupid kusos deserve to die
It;s not that uncommon. I know Haruna references ranking resets and asks you to read people's profile comments, and Musashi tells you to close the game if you're too busy to play.
Were you supposed to reply to the Kashima posts or something?
Would a Kongou headcrab be comfy?
Initial attachment inertia not included.
Of course. There isn't a sane man alive who wouldn't want that body all over their face.
>Present good ideas, almost none of his superior listen
>Get promoted to command a DesDiv 27, all the ships in his Division sunk before he even get to see them
>Led Amatsukaze and Shigure through hell - keeping both the ships and crew intact, both of them sunk once he return to Japan
>Force to teach suicide pilots, something he doesn't believe in
Being Tameichi Hara truly is suffering.
>When teitoku doesn't feed you
This is off-topic, but what are you guys watching this season?
The shitty kyoani show and Boku dake.
This season seems sort of underwhelming
Kongou. Perfect tea friend.
I'm just waiting for Schwarzesmarken.
The purer something is, the more satisfying it is to clothe it.
That body, that wifeyness, that combat record. Of course Shoukaku is a princess.
>tfw no Shoukaku
>or Zuihou even
>no cute carriers at all
Zuihou is the loveliest ship!
You got to hand it to Fubuki though, she's a good listener. Pity her job though
All of them?
I'll drink to ever ship you can name.
Which shipgirl would you hammer gently?
would Akashi be happy if i would get her one of those paper models sold in Poland ?
Tell the damn RNG to give me a break then.
Don't really want RJ though. Flatties with no pride in their chest stay out.
Her pettanko complex is totally fanmade though. RJ takes pride in her distinctive silhouette.
Yeah, improvements are great.
I'll take a shot for every one that took a shot in yo night battle.
so 170 shots.
I need to drink so fuck it.
Take a shot for every lewd boat.
Okay taking a shot for your waifu.
fuck it i'll just drink 5 shots
The ride never ends.
I like Houshou with big tits.
Don't hate me.
Took me a while to remember the Hatsuharu class exists but I did it.
She takes more shots than anyone.
3 years later and they weren't still not able to release any games.
Who the fuck needs to practice sleeping?
People with insomnia
I wish it would just stop
Take comfort in Kashima then. She will send those unweary eyes closed. She's an expert.
Why would I want to hold back?
Kashima's ludicrously comfy though. I doubt I'd be able to keep myself awake the moment I lay my head on those laps of hers.
Hie thee to thy nearest Benadryl merchant, goodman.
And you're not using the legacy captcha, why?
>quickly type four numbers
If I can solve it it ain't even a captcha.
In other words I should probably drink more.
Panties under pantyhose is the shit.
>is actually a sweetie
>When the seas of mother earth are in danger, only "ship girls" who inherit the spirits of old warships can protect it.
This is false advertising. The Abyssals never endangered anything.
Ancient Navel Theorists believe otherwise.
They need to make a manga series about the origin of the shipgirls and how normal girls turning into them. And Abyss attack (most of them are also supposed to be big) ships and stuff.
And they should hire Zazenbeat for it.
Kongou runs a teahouse, with her sisters as assistants. She also teaches English at school.
Sendai is an instructor at a ninja school.
Naka goes to 765 for promotions.
Nagato works part-time at a pet shop.
Yamato runs a 5-star hotel.
I'm sorry Yamato
Houshou is a babysitter.
Hayasui is a track trainer.
Fusou and Yamashiro are shrine maidens.
Zuihou works at a dork shop, for models of planes, tanks, Warhammer and other dorky hobbies.
Ise and Hyuuga run a kendo dojo.
Katori's a teacher, with Kashima as assistant.
Taigei is a daycare manager.
Maikaze's a professional dancer.
Jun'you and Graf play card games.
Kiso teaches HEMA and fencing.
Subs are swimming coaches.
Akashi is a car mechanic.
The way it's phrased sounds more like the former. As if they're succeeding their predecessors. I've never gotten the impression that ship girls are just normal girls who got brainwashed and denied a normal life. I have a hard time even imagining they were born like normal people, since ship classes seem so tied to age groups. Unless they were all born in waves. Even then there's too much drama from that setup. I'd imagine they're just ageless and were summoned as they are now.
Who's the funniest kanmusu? My vote's on Akashi.
The other stuff by the artist is also pretty adorable. And this appears to be part 3.
Second page is the same as the first.
Third page doesn't need anything.
Title: Pocky Game (It actually says Pepero Game, but this is Japan and Pepero is Korean, so Pocky it is)
>Yuugumo: Admiral! Do you know what day it is?
>TTK: November 11th? Isn't it Labor Day? (I don't think there is a labor day in Japan on the 11th, but that's what it says)
>Yuugumo: It's Pocky Day!
>Yuugumo: Today, we have to play the Pocky Game.
>TTK: A game, huh? I accept your challenge. What are the rules?
>Yuugumo: It's simple.
>My waifu's legs aren't soft
>TTK: Eh? W-what are you doing? (SFX: thump, thump)
>Yuugumo: The admiral has to eat it from the other side!
>TTK: But, but then we end up k...kissing.
>Yuugumo: You have to kiss to win the game.
>TTK: ..if it's like that, I refuse...
>SFX: nom (I can't really think of a better SFX)
>Yuugumo: You said you'll accept.
>Yuugumo: It's alright...Yuugumo will just eat it all.
>Yuugumo: The admiral can just stay still.
Yuugumo's love will never be accepted by her admiral.
>Kiyoshimo: It's Kiyoshimo's victory!
>TTK: So it's that kind of game~!
>SFX: You tricked me~!
Yuugumo: That's wrong.
Title: A Christmas Date
>Makigumo: Yuugumo nee-san! Let's go shopping!
>Yuugumo: I have to prepare for something.
>Yuugumo: Yeah. Today's the special day I'll spend time with the person I like...
>Yuugumo: It's Christmas Eve!!
>Yuugumo: Since I found a restaurant with a nice night view for today, I'll definitely take the Admiral.
>Offscreen TTK: Yuugumo...
>TTK: So you knew such a nice restaurant. As expected of you.
>TTK: After this...what do you want to do?
>Yuugumo: I should put on some more body cream before seeing the Admiral
>Makigumo: Christmas, this year too~
She's 75 years old. From her point of view, the Admiral is the young one.
>Yuugumo Class: IT HAS COME!!
>Naganami: Too bad, Yuugumo. If it's preparations, we'll help out!
>Yuugumo: Uh, what are you talking about?
>Kiyoshimo and Hayashimo: Let's go party, hahaha~
>Naganami: What else besides a Christmas party?
>Asashimo: There has to be meat.
>Kazagumo: I should make the cake again...
>Makigumo: Where should we decorate it~
>Akigumo: Should we write a poem and hang it up?
>Takanami: That's a bit...
>Naganami: Don't worry! We brought two buckets of KFC.
>Yuugumo: That's not it
>Yuugumo: KFC in the first place...I wanted something fancier with the Admiral...
>TTK: Huh? What are you all doing gathered here...
>TTK: IT...IT'S A BUCKET O' CHICKEN!
>TTK: What, what do I do-! Our family was poor so I never got to eat this as a kid! Who thought of this?
>Naganami: It was Yuugumo, Admiral!
>Yuugumo: No, not really...
>TTK: So it was Yuugumo! Of course- Thank you!
Is the Admiral named Tyrone?
>TTK: Let's party-!
>Yuugumo: .....Tell everyone that I'm thankful.
>Naganami: ? KFC?
Chicken has like no tradition in Japan. So Kentucky Fried Chicken was like the only thing the Americans could eat that gets close to traditional christmas food.
After that it also became a tradition for the Japanese people.