Stupid Sexy Zombies
It might have been a case of "If I don't get a kid soon, I might need to let that brute knock me up." Cerea is presumably the only 100% confirmed human-fathered, since her mum is the only one in their clan guaranteed never to have had sex with her stallion.
I like to think that she's probably cold when she wakes up, from not moving around, but she warms up as she starts moving about.
>You will never feel keep Zombina warm with your own body heat
I assume her mechanical heart would produce some kind of bodyheat.
>You'll never tell Zombina you're cold
>She'll never unstitch her chest, pull out her heart, and crank it up to full power
So since Cerea's a half blood wouldn't her biological makeup change? Meaning she would be smaller or weaker or some sort. Compared to other Centaurs she doesn't look that big.
Heavyweights and Dairy look much bigger than her. While the Racing doesn't much smaller than her. Maybe Racing Centaurs are with humans a lot more.
Not really. The centaur gene is a radical, and further human breeding would just make the centaur more human and less brutish. It would do well with the centaurs having males that had softer features its why i shake my head at those who go MALE CENTAUR MASS DOE OUT. No, they would simply turn softer and milder, if anything it would give a resurgence of centaur coupling
It could be that they get "softer"(maybe run slower), but also gain human endurance for long distances. Cerea certainly seems shorter/smaller than her mum by a fair bit(maybe they keep growing into their twenties), especially in the hugging scene, but could just be posture.
Oh im sure her mother is lovely for a centaur. Regardless my point still remains that controlled watering down of the centaur gene with mindful partners would turn the ogre looking males into downright cutie patooties within a few generations. Then theres more centaur coupling with a little human dna thrashing around and it would even out their mentality and growth. Of course there will be constant centaurxhuman mating and thus more half breed babies running about which could a human or centaur partner and keeps weening things to a nice degree after a few generations
I do have to say, the DMM game of Monmusu is a disappointment after playing it for 2 weeks. Let me leave a rant here.
Gameplay manages to be more shallow than Kantai Collection, where the latter at the very least is a complex randomized rock-paper-scissors game that you can customize to handle specific opponents. What does the former have? Just use a bunch of HR/SR girls and you'll sweep the field because they have more than twice the base stats of Rs and Ns.
It is stupidly easy to reach level caps in this game as well. You'd probably get a dozen girls to level 50-60 within 3 hours of farming. Millenium Wars Aigis has a similar leveling system but it works simply because there's Class Change and Awakening, which adds 250% more levels you have to run through. but with superior abilities and stats. Guys, where's my Miia Kai Ni? I hope to see that some day.
Outings are just as boring, just press fast forward and skip all your battles to clear the map because your overpowered HR/SR girls will just completely wipe anything in your way without any cheering. Kantai Collection, while similar, doesn't feel as boring because there's no skip button (yes, it's a placebo yes, but less boring nonetheless)
Should I talk about how much whaling this game does? Even Aigis would have complained that Monmusu isn't being subtle enough with their whaling efforts. (Hey, they'd actually let you have occasional Platinum and Black units that aren't shit if you can farm enough in specific events). This game basically says "try your luck with 5000 yen, you have a 10% chance to get something good" I have already mentioned previously in the /vg/ thread that if you want to have an SR that is statistically viable, you'll have to do at least 9 times of 10+1 gachas, which is an amount of 45000 yen.
Good stuff about this game? The artists in this game provided excellent artwork. As a drawfag, they gave me a nice standard to aim for. The seiyuus are pretty good as well... (comment too long)
>yfw im not TF but the one bribing her
You're completely right. MonMusu Online is not much more than a watered down version of KanColle with a MonMusu paintjob and more pay2win bullshit.
Really makes me wish they copied the ship construction system from KanColle too so you could somewhat control which girls you get instead of having it be completely dependent on luck and how much money you shell into the game.
You're preaching to the choir here, friend. You'd think that they would done less work to make an an original game and just re-skinned KanColle, but no, they put in more effort to make a game inferior to it in almost every way.
Even without the issues due to the ruby shortage the base game is so flawed that I don't see them fixing it because that requires a good amount of work and support. This past event was just me doing other things while everyone was on autopilot in the background for fucks sake.
The only reason I haven't completely stopped is I enjoy headpatting my waifu too much.
>Really makes me wish they copied the ship construction system from KanColle
This so much. Add the class system and equips while you're at it too.
I do have to stress the artwork again, they're gorgeous, and gave me a lot of ideas I should do for my own stuff. But seriously, there really isn't much to do left once you have a gigantic harem of girls at level max, which trust me, isn't difficult at all.
Don't get me wrong, I haven't abandoned ship yet, I'll still get more girls specifically for their artwork, but it's still a big disappointment and I'll wait and see if they'll do anything to make it better.
>Darling meets a guy who is an absolute bro.
>Become best of buds instantly.
>Invites him round the house to meet The Munsters.
>Secretly this bro has an extreme fondness of extra species girls so he easily falls in love with every single one there.
>Sadly though he's a social wreck around women, especially ones he's passionate about.
>Anytime the Monster Girls try to talk to him, or rarely if he tries to make conversation with them. He always turns into a cute, flustered mess and will sometimes make a weird or inappropriate comment that usually gets ignored.
>None of them pay much attention to him due to this. So he makes it his ambition to become a confident, charismatic man that surely win one of these grills hearts.
Also he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.
I feel like a lot of us are on the fence about dropping the game. It is early and they could make changes, but on the other hand the way they've handled everything and them being silent on the whole ruby issue is only hurting them.
It's like you said, they aren't even being subtle about whale fishing.
They could atleast put in an autoskip for fights and not having to confirm after every fight if you'd like to continue
I can't really complain on not-auto skipping, simply because Kancolle allows no skipping and they're really time consuming.
But hey, you cannot pay to get any of the girls in Kancolle, you must either get them from maps or you build them.
A little fix like that would go a long way. It's really hard to watch anime or play other vidya when you got to click a textbox every twenty seconds.
Farming those Yeti missions was hell.
4 hours until the werewolf event. I'll try to get her asap and then we share some good time, yes?
Nope, they're done. Daily rubies are only for the opening event duration and new year's duration.
Though by that pattern I expect them to give out rubies during holidays.
The patch notes only talk about the three new girls. the SR echidna Ena, HR hel Halifah, and the HR dragonewt Lato, and several bugfixes.
Ena the echidna snek.
Yeah, don't expect anyone of us to ever get her unless we throw in buckets of money.
I want to go to a gun range with this zombie, pump her full of lead with one somehow having a wedding ring and propose to her.
This will be Lato the dragonewt.
I think this dmm game has a fetish for reptillian monster girls. Where are my HR burds?
Only I'm still at it is that I'm still trying for enough of the different face variation art and then using it in my own rpgmaker project, which If i sub the coding work out to a group of chimpanzees, would still be a less flawed game than MM online. I've already got a bit done, but I'm hoping that more get uploaded to the wikis by others. Once the 'ruby and creme' daily login bonus well dried up, getting anything done on that front myself slowed to a crawl. It had a nice, civil /vg/ thread for a bit, but since no one really cares anymore, it died. not even a new announcement for new girls could save it.
I'm sure that if they ever decide to fix the ruby issue we'll get some more threads about it. Thankfully the foundation for everything is there, so we can hop back in whenever.
I'll still be petting Miia until those severs die though.
I'd be legitimately surprised if this game lasted more than half a year at this rate.
But still, good art is good art.
Why is it that the girls with the best personalities have the worst bodies.
>Gun toting tomboy
>Gross zombie body
>Sexy, gentle, kind and caring dom girl
>Giant fucking creepy spider
I agree, I'm getting discouraged from working on the wiki since it already feels like the game is dying. Before it was released, a lot of people were "when is the game coming out?" and just overall excitement for when it finally releases, but now that it's here, it leaves a lot to be desired.
I'll continue work on the wiki for another 2 weeks, but if the game doesn't pick up, I'm just gonna abandon it and drop a folder of my work in a mega link or something if anyone wants it.
I figured I might as well do the rest of MON
Oh thats great to hear. Though I havent been folowing these threads too much so I havent seen them and I cant seem to find any new chapter RAWs in places like Senmanga. Guess Ill just have to dig through these threads in the archive?
are you familiar with roresu's console window with 'standl' filter method for getting the images?
With each girl, a few come through when you have the girl as the first girl in your main party and then go to the come screen. more come though when you view their 'not lewd' affection scenes. typically there seem to be 5-6 total variations of their full art with different faces (1 main, 2 more from home screen with relaxed and closed eyes, and 2-3 more from affection cutscenes when they are happy, mad, sad, etc)
If you do not feel comfortable doing all that, An easier way to get the affection scene ones if you do not know about the method i first described is just to grab a screenshot with 'printscreen' or similar method when they show a new face. I can use an image manip program to copy the different features onto the standard art on my end. Just make sure your browser is not zoomed in or out when you grab the screenshots or it will look grainy.
I am in no way wanting you to waste any items trying to get girls affections up if you don't want to (the scene you get at 30% usually gives you most if not all of the 'emotional' face variations, anyway)
It is likely easier for you to give me a list of girls you have affection 30% or better on, and I'll let you know what I need.
Here's the pastebin. http://pastebin.com/z2Qh8ReV
Pretty sure monster DNA works such that it "overwrites" human DNA. Thus a human/centaur hybrid is just a centaur, instead of some weird satyr thing. Human DNA is just a mixer monster DNA needs to reproduce. Things like eye and hair color might get expressed but otherwise it's all monster.
I'd probably have all of them at 100% by this weekend, but sure.
Youko, Miia, Miti, Mashu, Froze, Phoe, Nia, Death, Dyna, Jelly, Kehp, Keros, Quinn, Kyou, Emeth, Iormu, Aruru, Kuu.
Just tell me what other girl's faces do you want aside from these and I'll give you the faces.
What I don't have: All the SRs aside from Miia, Ran, Holo, Mai, Rui, Ariel, Yuki, Rato, Hallifah
http://imgur.com/a/s1Yn9 Iormu's here.
I obviously never seen this girl. Who is she?
Hence the "seldom". The two disciplines have some overlap, but tend to require different strengths. Also hard to be both coding and drawing high quality work at the same time.
I want to make that girl into a woman, and a mother.
Thats zombina. Shes sexy, but clearly not best girl.
Still trying to figure out who you're posting. Is she in Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou?
No, she's in Durarara cosplay. Here's her in her usual Monmusu outfit.
>tfw no dirndl centaur waitress gf
Ah sorry, wrong pic. This is what sh'es usually like.
>there are people in this thread, right now, posting, who dislike Papi, Cerea,Tio and Rach-nee
I'm certain you are not the only one that wants a snake
Papi and Rachnee are top tier
Cerea is worst girl and tio has horrible fashion sense.
>Cerea is worst girl and tio has horrible fashion sense.
Oh hell no!
That story was real sweet and I'm a sucker for vanilla love.
Would read again/10
I have youko and miti full already, and 5 variations of miia (missing one, who knows)
i need mashu's from affection scenes, all froze, all phoe, nia's from affection scenes, death from home screen, dina on home screen, all jelly, kehp in affection scenes, keros affection scenes, all quinn (queen?), kyou afection scene, emeth affection scene, all aluru, kuu from affection scenes.
also anything you have in SR except for miia,centorea, saki, or fanlong
I know the strings in that episode were from Rachnera but I still don't know who's head or body she tied up.
cute and lewd indeed
artist pretty much made his own Miia
Maybe the clothes were too confusing, I admit.
Do you recognize her with less?
Come now anon. Like you would refuse a snake mom
I wish that Cerera had stayed a little weeaboo, after all she met Aruji-dono thanks to manga clichés.
>Mommy, how did you and daddy meet?
>I crashed into him pretending that I was late to school. Then we rode into battle against a thief, killing a truck driver along the way.
Kay I have to stop the Charade, my pictures of Zombina are running low T.T
mine as well, I'll leave you with one more.
>implying Cerea isn't chunni
even Rachnee makes a better centaur.
Aside from Hitomi, I'm kind of interested in Shake-O's other cyclops girls.
It's hard indeed. I like to tell myself I'm at least halfway decent
>no snake wife to come home to everyday
>no snake family to spend my days with
That body was built for making babies. I bet she's fertile as fuck.
Underneath that socially awkward, chuuni personality is a total nympho who just wants to be pounded. This is why Lala is the best.
http://imgur.com/a/s1Yn9 There you go.
Like I said on the previous thread, I have absolutely no SRs (luck hates me), but if there's any missing girls from the list I mentioned previously, just tell me and I'll get them to max affection, since they'll all going to be 100% sooner or later regardless of rarity. N's are significantly easier since they only have 2 affection scenes.
How fucking dumb. Dead skin an erogenous zone?
so there's just a bunch of loose meat bangling behind her boob. Seems sanitary! Or did they explain that they're fake boobs? I forget.
Thanks for reading my blog!
>tfw no Lilith to violently ravage every night for being a naughty little shit
My brother has a degree in Comp Sci, though I like to think I helped influence him into better art. But yeah, when developing games, artists tend to be one group, programmers another, with some overlap from the guys stitching the two together. Pretty nice work you have.
>living dead or god of death
On another note, Lala said she could change the fate of that girl? Did she puss out and decide that rather than refusing to ferry her to the afterlife causing her to not die it would just be less intrusive to zombify her?
Actually it is your problem, since there is no new chapter and that means you aren't actually discussing anything worthwhile you're just making a general for a manga which hasn't updated
Oh please, go on about your /jp/ conspiracy. I have not seen the monster girl threads brought to /jp/ for the past year, and we've discussed other man ga in this thread other then Hitomi.
Hell, no one complains about Hitomi except you. I bet you're the same guy who thinks we shouldn't talk about Bike Cop.
>so there's just a bunch of loose meat bangling behind her boob. Seems sanitary! Or did they explain that they're fake boobs? I forget.
i dont believe so but my theory is that its just asscheeks utilized for a chest
this theory holds until the BD release
I don't remember that. Do you are talking abut this pic?
I know, anon. I know.
I too. But there not will be Tio's canon nippels.
Found a better version:
No nips we have't seen before.
But MY GOODNESS look at those body pillows down the bottom there.
Is /jp/ short for /JediPadawan/, the place for old men to meet young boys to teach them how to "handle" their "emerging powers" and how to swing their "light sabers"?
I enjoy the show, but I agree that it's a pretty lazy reason for a character to like another. "I like him because he's nice!", like there's fucking plenty of nice people out there.
I think the best relationships are founded on mutual interests, but I don't think we even really know what kind of interests any of the characters have. It'd be kinda interesting to see what their ideas of "Fun" are.
>dat pic as is
>dat pic when it's uncensored
Maintenance already happened, that was yesterday morning.
Also, no rubies except for weekend quests, yet.
I'll still pop in from time to time, get weekend rubies, get event girls.
Tits on the pillows, friend.
Go to the product profiles and check out the DIMENSIONS for yourself in the respective galleries.
is the game decently popular in japan? looks like its been in the top 10 front page thing since launch
Speak of the devil, however. This girl Halifah is a hel.
We now have jormungandrs, fenrirs and hels. I now await jotuns.
>$40 + S/H
>for a pillow
Not worth it, not even for my waifu.
Her lower torso is completely zombie like her main species, but her upper torso is completely human with smooth skin.
A clumsy girl that is totally out of trend and fashion!
While she does have the huge ability to revive the dead, she never uses it.
>Mfw felt more like I'm running this shit like a squad based survival game
>Team 2 you're on ration detail, take your team and secure a balance of meals. I expect you back in 1 hour
>Team 3 You're also on ration detail. 1 hour, but focus on securing meat.
>Team one you're with me, we're gonna recon this grid here and take anything we can find. Expect hostiles.
Can't wait for video presentation.
It's strange to say this, but I was spoiled by KanColle. All I expected was a KanColle reskin from them. I would have preferred just a KanColle reskin to what we got.
For all it's faults it's still a better "game" than MonMusu online.
>Mfw I've been pre-ordering all of them
Are undines related to slimes? They seem to be able to do exactly the same things.
>tfw that was exactly what i was doing over the weekend since my team one went through a metric ton of meat
i guess ill just pop on every once in a while, get the new event girls, get weekend gems, and pet my snek till it gets pulled
damn shame though
She keeps getting fucked over in terms of writing.
She's still cute but she's lacking in her own personality.
Crabman please stop such a shitty writer
Oh, but of course. >_>
Brb grinding werewolf.
She's a Cute type.
Please don't tell me it's another 200 missions to grind.
I can't deal with that again.
i really dont like snake despite being obligated to.
what would they be playing? duck hunt? whack a mole?
why isnt there a mole girl yet? blind girls are cute
i could try that. delivery in this thread is unlikely because im a very slow person.
Well, this time you have to farm for her as a drop, instead of a quest reward.
Clearing the map 1 time gives you rubies for both difficulties. I'll check how much we have to grind.
I got Luka on my first run at Medium.
Don't forget Miia. One more Lamia at HR or above and the Snek harem party is complete.
Anyways, I'm maximizing efficiency to get more Luka copies by using Level 40 girls, 3 in a team, of R rarity or higher, they work perfectly fine.
I'm sure I can do the same for the Easy version with 3 level 40 Ns.
I actually it's more because I can't be with her, so I'm pretty upset about it. I might need to invest in a daki pretty soon.
I need something like pic related.
Being able to hold her at night would be just enough.
Alright, after my 6th run, I can give a summary on what the Medium map offers.
1 - Rubies x2
3 - Rudol Cute N x1
5 - Rudol Cute R x1
10 - Care Cream HR x1
?? - ???
The only important nodes is the ! node on the bottom right, where it drops N tickets, and the boss node, where it drops any N cute, R cute, or Ryuka (Got her from my first try so I must be fucking lucky that I got death threats everywhere).
I'll farm and see if they also give any HR cutes other than Luka. If it does, then this is really a nice event.
Potential HR Cute girls - Mimi, Phoe, Mai, Rui
So ive saved up some rubies, and soon will have fifty for my first real gacha rolling, but what is the difference between these two tabs?
The left gacha has 3 featured girls that will show up at higher chances. The right gacha is the standard gacha with all the girls that are not currently featured and were featured in the past (Fan Long)
You can still get the non-featured girls on the left tab, but it's easier to get Halifah, Lato and Ena.
Did I mention that I'm a huge sucker for paws? Too bad she's not a catgirl, but cute nonetheless.
And just like that the potential is gone
Miss Luka, are you trying to seduce me?
>Miia mirin' them horse tits
Dumb snake just can't compete with best girl.
following up on the cerea playing vidya gaems.
i hope you anons enjoy my shit work
ive ridden horses before. im terrified of horses and want nothing to do with them
it makes it worse that i put just a slight bit of effort into it.
it doesnt take very long before i lost my drawing motivation
pic related. was for star wars movie, but even then i couldnt be assed enough
>tfw no qt wolf girl
10 clears from my two gud groups but she didn't drop
well time to grind for creams and her in the morning
i did get those gems this in a medium ticket roll so i wasn't all bad
Aluru is a buffed version of Miti. If you get her up to levels, she'll completely replaces Miti's role. (Miti is still a good monster girl regardless, it's just that she's outclassed by real glaciers like Aluru and Mimi.)
damn, that's good to know
ill probably still have miti on my main team since i still need strong girls, but luka will defiantly replace my starter froze
also the 15 medium clears gives you 2 rare kobolds
>I want to be a cute shota and have a homestay onee-san spoil me.
Ryuko event rewards:
1 - Ruby x2
3 - Ticket N x2
5 - Care Cream R x2
10 - Ticket N x3
15 - Rudol Cute N x1
20 - Care Cream R x3
30 - Ticket N x4
40 - Care Cream SR x2
50 - Medium Ticket x1
100 - Ruby x2
1 - Ruby x2
3 - Rudol Cute N x1
5 - Rudol Cute R x1
10 - Care Cream SR x1
15 - Rudol Cute R x2
20 - Care Cream HR x1
30 - Rudol Cute R x3
40 - Medium Ticket x1
50 - Ruby x2
100 - Rare Ticket x1
for what its worth i have no concept of proportions or animals so this isnt very easy for me.
want a drawing? i dont know if i youd be here by the time i post it but ill give it a shot
Well, this time the event feels less tedious because Ryuko MUST be farmed, she is not a quest reward like Miti.
Also, do it for the rubies at least, stop at 50 if you wish.
You'd probably get her while going through the runs. I got her on my first run.
Next you'll say that Horitomo can draw. I'm not cherry picking this shit from his early days either. He's been at this professionally for years and this is still what he draws.
I'll pass. I usually wind up doing my own shitty work on the phone when I need an emergency illustration. Pic-related.
I can actually see something like this happening
>Smith asks darling and the girls to visit a school in order to have the children interact with extra species girls
>the kids all break off into groups and play with their favorite girl
>lala recites chunii references.
>mero reads fairy tales
>mia teaches the kids to cook
>papi plays on the playset with the kids
>suu becomes giant and acts as a trampoline.
>cerea teaches the proper ettiquite for being a knight
>due to a combination of being poor with children and being kind of scary, nobody wanted to spend time with rachnee-san
>then one little boy (anon) asks if she wants to play
>they take a nap in her webs, catch the other girls in traps and she likes anon so much she makes him a sweater from her webs
(And gives him a kiss on the cheek).
I don't care much for Horitomo. Oddly enough I thought maybe others might actually like this Setouchi work for a change because it's actually pretty damn vanilla as far as his stuff goes.
>The girls are invited to school to help the class adjust to Yuhi
>Miia's cuisine leaves everyone very sick
>Darling has to stop Lala using Yuhi's tooth to turn the entire class into Zombies
>Centaur cuck culture
Okay, yeah, I get it. they use human men to turn on centaur women so the centaur men can nut. But it's been shown through Cerea and her mother that pure human man/centaur woman relationships are being encouraged. Thus the cuck culture doesn't negatively affect human men, just centaur men, and I can't recall anyone yelling "Save the centaur men!" Except maybe TF.
Let's see... I got the first copy of Luka from my 1st run, and second copy from my 2nd run...
While statistically the sample size is too small to form a reliable confidence, the drop rate for Luka is a mere 4%.
From what I've read from the Japanese wiki, Luka seems to drop easier on the Easy map.
>second copy from 2nd run
I meant 50th, my bad.
Also, have some Rachnera
spiders cant get tangled in their own web. their web has oils that are assigned to the spider that made it. to be able to stick web to another spider you would need a second spider since no web is the same due to the dna. this would mean that a second spider helped with this webbing.
im sorry but my autism kills this shit for me
>can spider own web
And it quoted Wikipedia:
>Spiders do not usually adhere to their own webs, because they are able to spin both sticky and non-sticky types of silk, and are careful to travel across only non-sticky portions of the web. However, they are not immune to their own glue. Some of the strands of the web are sticky, and others are not.
I can see Cerea liking the Souls series. Also she apparently likes RPGs in canon.
Miia probably likes the Metal Gear series based on the obvious.
Papi I can see being entertained by anything Nintendo.
Mero...some tragic games, maybe the Souls series again? There are others of course.
Rachnee...I honestly have no idea. I guess I can see her getting a kick out of the Spider-Man games.
Suu I can see liking any genre depending on what kind of liquid she's been drinking. Her "normal" mode I can see playing Nintendo games with Papi.
Polt...Wii Sports, Wii Fit, other sports games.
Zombina I can see liking horror games, considering she apparently really loves zombie movies. Probably Silent Hill?
Tio, probably cute ones like Kirby, Pokemon, and other cute games.
Monoka...shooters, I guess? Probably others, but shooters is the most obvious.
Doppel I can see liking Prototype. Also maybe Kirby.
Lala is into "Cuh-rayzee" games like DMC, Bayonetta, and Metal Gear Rising.
>You get her a game
>Know she likes Devil May Cry
>She unwraps her gift
>DmC Devil May Cry stares back at her
>She just stares at you with contempt
A centaur challenges you because you've gotten a little too close to one of his wives. You get to name the terms. How do you make it where you live, and get to continue cucking him.
Unless you're expert at catwalk fighting(more specially, you'd need to be some kind of expert archer), that's a really terrible idea.
Take it to a swamp. You can hide underwater, and the mobility restrictions are roughly equal for both.
Depends, do centaurs have human-level stamina or horse-level stamina?
In a straight brute fight? Probably not.
If the human acted like a fucking human should and cheated? Probably. As far as I can tell centaurs in MonMusu probably have trouble turning quickly.
They're stupid, but somehow I think even they will tell you to repick.
Are we limited to medieval weaponry? Because I'd learn from >>135832537 and bring
a bag of rosehip, aka itching powder. Once battle commences, lots of evasive maneuvers, culminating in a mount(possibly hang on to his arm after a missed swing), then rub the entire bag all over his rear human/equine junction. He will be too busy to attack after that, so either kill him or exact a surrender.
Why not Anivia?
Anivia is my waifu so much that I draw her often.
because this made me think you get it
im so sorry
>Zombina says she wants a baby
>You and her fuck like tigers that night
>Nine months later
>You're at work, stating late to make the deadline
>Your get a text on your phone
"The baby is coming!"
>You drop everything you're doing at work and rush home
>You open the door
>Zombina is there waiting for you
"You missed the delivery."
>You apologize profusely, exposing that you had to stay late
"It's okay, neither of us could predict exactly when it would arrive. Besides...
>Zombina holds up a cooler with shipping stickers on it
>And a label that says "ASSTD. DEAD BABY PARTS."
>"Building it is the fun part anyways!"
Crab just posted an Emeth comic on his twitter seems he really likes
"Emeth is about 190cm tall so she's really moe"
"Emeth's hands are really big and powerfull so she's not very good at delicate work."
"But since she's tall she IS good at helping out with stuff in high places"
"Well not really..."
I'm going to be that asshole who replies to a 7 hour old post and point out that dullahans are actually a type of fairy, and whether or not she's actually dead or undead is intentionally vague. There's no reason not to believe she could get preggers from a hot shot to the womb. Also yes, she pretty much broke the rules on that one because she didn't want to see her die. For all her grandstanding and preachiness about life and death, it can hit her just as hard as anyone else.